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Carl

@acharoch.bsky.social
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Fending off despair with sarcasm, rage, and cat videos.

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Carl @acharoch.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Coy Koi
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Carl @acharoch.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Put me down for "Shambling Eldritch Horror", please.
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Carl @acharoch.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Sunset at the recent Food Not Bombs food share in Jacksonville
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Carl @acharoch.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Her: "Say that thing that always gets me hot." Me: "Any attempt to disarm the workers must be frustrated, by force if necessary." Her: "omg"🥵
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Carl @acharoch.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Hi cishet, I'm dad
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Carl @acharoch.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
*fans myself* Mercy, I do believe I'm getting tha vapors!
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Carl @acharoch.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
"huh, guess it is cold outside..."
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Carl @acharoch.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
With finger nails that shine like justice.
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Carl @acharoch.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Asking us "Imagine no possessions, I wonder if you can?" While playing on a piano made of decorative cocaine has always been one of my favorite examples of performative condemnation.
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Carl @acharoch.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
It feels like we're all waiting for someone else to do something.
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Carl @acharoch.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Ooo, just in time for a contest that isn't happening!
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Carl @acharoch.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Give'em the ol' Razzle Dazzle!
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Carl @acharoch.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Congrats
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Carl @acharoch.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
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Carl @acharoch.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
"We've already told you to eat cake! What more do you want?!?"
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Carl @acharoch.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Very Nice!
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Carl @acharoch.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Ooo, got some Jimmy John's. Nice!
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A secret third thing @secretthirdthing.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Oh my god, it was their event?!?!? It was an event FOR foster children, that Nancy Mace ATTENDED, and she called police on a foster youth activist for SHAKING HER HAND
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Carl @acharoch.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Second verse, same as the first...
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Carl @acharoch.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
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Carl @acharoch.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Could be important...
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Carl @acharoch.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
I believe it's called "Art".
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Carl @acharoch.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Me: "We need to eat the rich." Communist: "Ha, ha, yes! We need to realize that the current economic system is-" Me: "No, I mean we need to tackle a rich guy, and go all Bath Salt Crazy on them."
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Carl @acharoch.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
And not even a corner bounce for everyone to get excited about...
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Carl @acharoch.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
It's great with a bit of sesame oil and green onions
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Carl @acharoch.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
I'm glad for the people of Syria, and I genuinely hope everything turns out for the best.
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Carl @acharoch.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
They're a little too busy clutching their pearls at the assassination of a CEO, and passing pro-capitalism/anti-socialism curriculum for schools...
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Carl @acharoch.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
For us, the justice we get is unsolved murders, unprocessed rape kits, killer cops moved around like pedophile priests, and stolen property and wages. For them, the justice they get is the full force of a system that will remind us of the consequences if we don't toe the line.
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Carl @acharoch.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Eventually, they're going to find the person that did it. With the amount of cameras out there now, it's hard to go unnoticed. And it's also going to show the divide between us and them.
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Carl @acharoch.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Dems only offering fear and more of the same bullshit, then acting surprised when people lose faith in their system.
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Carl @acharoch.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Deny, Defend, Depose.
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Carl @acharoch.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Good news! With over 195,000 CEOs in the US, we can do one a day for over 500 years!
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Carl @acharoch.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
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Carl @acharoch.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Well, it shouldn't be too difficult for the cops to figure out who did it. All they have to do is pull up a list of all the people denied claims by United Healthcare, and they should have a good idea who had a motive... Easy Peasy!
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Carl @acharoch.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Only a master of bation, juno.
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Carl @acharoch.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Unless Leonard is related to the Bidens, or at the very least a corporate/billionaire donor... I'm not saying it's impossible, but I wouldn't hold my breath.
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Carl @acharoch.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I am defeated... Goozlepipe Guttyworks wins this round
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Carl @acharoch.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Currently eating chorizo scotch eggs, listening to Iggy Pop in a steam punk gastro pub. Hell of a thing...
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Carl @acharoch.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Had another great food share with Food Not Bombs Jacksonville! We were able to make sure no one went away hungry, and also get some clothes and blankets
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Carl @acharoch.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Assert dominance, fuck the turkey, maintain eye contact.
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Carl @acharoch.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Nah, fuck them and fuck the Dems. Sorry, corporate. But, they are the same picture.
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Carl @acharoch.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
They're still operating under the delusion that they could move Harris to the left after giving her unconditional support. The only change we'll see with Palestine, is that the administration no longer has to pretend to give a shit...
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Carl @acharoch.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Pilgrim: "Oh! So that's how you do it." *Leans over to other Pilgrim* "Get the gun."
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Carl @acharoch.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Hmmm, have you considered plan C?
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Carl @acharoch.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Hey, it's rough out there for everyone.
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Carl @acharoch.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Got a chance to volunteer with Food Not Bombs Jacksonville, today! Met a lot of great people, hope to be out there again next Sunday.
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Carl @acharoch.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
$20 sent. It's not much, but I hope it helps
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Carl @acharoch.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
"Alright class, today we'll be going over Numbers 31. And afterwards, we will discuss the moral implications of virgin sacrifices and sex slaves..."
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Carl @acharoch.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Ooo, this is convenient! Thanks!
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Carl @acharoch.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Pizza Hut delivery driver: "Please don't call them that..."
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