MS-01 with an i9-13900H, 96gb of RAM, 2 AMD GPUs (for video enc/dec, TB4 enclosure for "portability"), five network interfaces (2 10gbps SFP+, 2 Ethernet, and WiFi), two SSDs (2TB for Linux, 1TB for Windows 11), and a USB4 SSD enclosure.
This mess sits on my living room floor. At least it's quiet.