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Acerbic Otter, but SPOOOOOOOOOKY

@acerbicotter.bsky.social
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In the War on Empathy, I am choosing to fight on the side of empathy. Opinions are my own & definitely do not reflect those of my workplace. Given the bad faith actors on here, unless I know you or we share a mutual, I will probably block you. Sorry.

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Acerbic Otter, but SPOOOOOOOOOKY @acerbicotter.bsky.social · 7m
the existence of elon musk really tries my commitment to Jesus' Second Great Commandment :(
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Acerbic Otter, but SPOOOOOOOOOKY @acerbicotter.bsky.social · 9m
ISTR there was also one at Tiffin, Ohio?
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Acerbic Otter, but SPOOOOOOOOOKY @acerbicotter.bsky.social · 9m
Evergreen (I suspect this is related to The Football, but it applies to far too much these days)
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Acerbic Otter, but SPOOOOOOOOOKY @acerbicotter.bsky.social · 14m
I grew up in Ohio and I immediately thought of the old Athens State Hospital (buildings of which are now part of Ohio U)
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Acerbic Otter, but SPOOOOOOOOOKY @acerbicotter.bsky.social · 36m
I am rapidly coming to the conspiracy theory that a small faction of The Right basically wants Sharia-type rules for women: stay home, stay out of sight, need a male "protector" (ideally a husband), and if you don't have a male protector,you can just die.
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Acerbic Otter, but SPOOOOOOOOOKY @acerbicotter.bsky.social · 47m
do they got legs?
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Acerbic Otter, but SPOOOOOOOOOKY @acerbicotter.bsky.social · 57m
also don't sleep on the fact that it's named "Double D Saloon" or maybe "Double DD Saloon"
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Acerbic Otter, but SPOOOOOOOOOKY @acerbicotter.bsky.social · 58m
HO MEMAD "PIZZA"
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Acerbic Otter, but SPOOOOOOOOOKY @acerbicotter.bsky.social · 1h
I wish I lived closer; I'd send you out to sit in the fresh air while I sorted out foaming the mice.
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Acerbic Otter, but SPOOOOOOOOOKY @acerbicotter.bsky.social · 1h
ugh can't tell if vibes on here are bad, or if my own personal vibes are bad anyway I need to finish grading
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Acerbic Otter, but SPOOOOOOOOOKY @acerbicotter.bsky.social · 1h
"Solar Clam" would be an excellent band name
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Acerbic Otter, but SPOOOOOOOOOKY @acerbicotter.bsky.social · 1h
Ah, boo. And that power line complicates things; if it weren't there I'd say "just get a chunk of wood or sheet metal and nail it over the hole"
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Acerbic Otter, but SPOOOOOOOOOKY @acerbicotter.bsky.social · 1h
outside the closet, but apparently the in-wall gap was big enough for mice (I admit I'd see if I could get a piece of metal fastened over that gap if i didn't need the gap to b accessible. Then again, I own tinsnips and a lot of determination)
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Acerbic Otter, but SPOOOOOOOOOKY @acerbicotter.bsky.social · 1h
Is the gap too big to stuff it with steel wool? That's my go-to kludge for mouse prevention. I also once took an old metal license plate and nailed it over the (defunct) mail slot (the PO won't deliver to front doors any more here unless you're disabled) mailslot was in hall closet so not visible
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Moses @mosesbates.bsky.social · 1h
"Don't punish the behavior you want to encourage" is a huuuuge part of adulthood.
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Erin Lockwood @erinkaylockwood.bsky.social · 2h
Virtue signaling is good*, actually, because it signals an endorsement of virtues. Given the tremendous right-wing effort to signal and perform vice (televised executions, racist politicized raids, denigration of empathy, etc.) turns out we cannot actually take "lip service to virtue" for granted.
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grimm 🎃 @mugrimm.bsky.social · 4h
I love this saga so much but I do feel bad for the retail workers there who are absolutely being driven mad by it.
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Dave Singleton @dfsingleton.com · 4h
Someone said she could have gone to Cracker Barrel and gotten this for, like, 20 bucks
A talking parrot toy from Cracker Barrel.
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Acerbic Otter, but SPOOOOOOOOOKY @acerbicotter.bsky.social · 1h
I've also been verbally dismissed by ADMINS on this campus, guys who knew they could get away with being rude to a woman because they are in a greater position of power than her. the worst offender was also known to be "handsy" but at least he never tried it with me. (Maybe I am too uggo for him)
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Acerbic Otter, but SPOOOOOOOOOKY @acerbicotter.bsky.social · 1h
there are some social things I COULD do but I've either been made to feel unwelcome ("why is an old woman invading a space where we, young men, dominate") or where I walk in, can smell the testosterone and gym-rage, and walk back out
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Acerbic Otter, but SPOOOOOOOOOKY @acerbicotter.bsky.social · 1h
I just see it is a modern parable of how some people are used to getting what they want and everyone else gets to suck it up but mostly I desperately need something fun that is not in my dumb little town
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Acerbic Otter, but SPOOOOOOOOOKY @acerbicotter.bsky.social · 1h
I dunno. I see it as both - someone gets to do something cool and fun and that I wish I could do and they get all pissy about rules not being bent for them - and also, as someone who has had it demanded (or "demanded") of me today that I bend rules, and I got snappish about it, and I'll pay later
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Acerbic Otter, but SPOOOOOOOOOKY @acerbicotter.bsky.social · 2h
YES his pizza mix was a fixture of my childhood, growing up in a town with no pizzeria (until I was a tween)
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Acerbic Otter, but SPOOOOOOOOOKY @acerbicotter.bsky.social · 2h
feeling really doomy today but trying to keep my virtual mouth shut, but i am NOT ok
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Acerbic Otter, but SPOOOOOOOOOKY @acerbicotter.bsky.social · 2h
"To err is human, but to really f*** things up takes a computer"
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Acerbic Otter, but SPOOOOOOOOOKY @acerbicotter.bsky.social · 2h
was there, by any chance, an LLM/AI involved in this?
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Acerbic Otter, but SPOOOOOOOOOKY @acerbicotter.bsky.social · 2h
I am beginning to wonder if I'm going to make it. we are supposed to get like 2 days in the 60s F this week, and then back into the 90s F. IN LATE OCTOBER.
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Acerbic Otter, but SPOOOOOOOOOKY @acerbicotter.bsky.social · 2h
fffff promising new grad student who was going to work with the other botanist and me - and my colleague went to bat with a local agency to try to secure funding for - abruptly decided to drop the program this whole damn week is fired
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Acerbic Otter, but SPOOOOOOOOOKY @acerbicotter.bsky.social · 2h
I read that Stereogum article and you know? Clarkson can just get in the bin. She apparently lied to make the store look bad and make herself look like a victim. GET IN THE BIN, KELLY
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Acerbic Otter, but SPOOOOOOOOOKY @acerbicotter.bsky.social · 2h
definitely having that "too little butter scraped over bread' feeling today
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Acerbic Otter, but SPOOOOOOOOOKY @acerbicotter.bsky.social · 2h
they're seeing what they can get away with. And if they can, that's bad for the country
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Acerbic Otter, but SPOOOOOOOOOKY @acerbicotter.bsky.social · 2h
I know, I know, "but she's our least problematic pop diva" but given the semester I've had & all the s*** up with which I have had to put, I have no tolerance for people being snitty to a store clerk Also I really really really want to just go somewhere fun, for me, but i have to work all the time
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Acerbic Otter, but SPOOOOOOOOOKY @acerbicotter.bsky.social · 2h
people who do "do you know who I am' should be taxed into poverty.
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Acerbic Otter, but SPOOOOOOOOOKY @acerbicotter.bsky.social · 3h
everyone in this admin lies more easily than they breathe. this as much as anything else will be what destroys this nation, if we do wind up destroyed
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Acerbic Otter, but SPOOOOOOOOOKY @acerbicotter.bsky.social · 3h
It makes me happy that Cyndi was apparently a good sport about the whole thing
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Acerbic Otter, but SPOOOOOOOOOKY @acerbicotter.bsky.social · 3h
OMG I'd have fangirled at her and she'd probably have hated it, have loved her for a long time
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Acerbic Otter, but SPOOOOOOOOOKY @acerbicotter.bsky.social · 3h
We aren't angry at each other, we're angry at all the idiocies - cheats, private equity destroying brands and companies, AI slop, and ignorant/uncaring media people - that this horrible world foists on us now
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Acerbic Otter, but SPOOOOOOOOOKY @acerbicotter.bsky.social · 3h
Knitters aren't fighting online. Ignorant media people are calling crochet "knitting" and rightly getting called out for it. And people are angry about being mislead by AI generated patterns. And people are angry about flakey yarn dyers. All justifiable anger.
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Acerbic Otter, but SPOOOOOOOOOKY @acerbicotter.bsky.social · 3h
misleading headline of the day slate.com/technology/2...
slate.com
Meet the Women Knitting Sweaters and Destroying Lives Online
They’re here to knit sweaters and destroy lives—and they’re all out of yarn.
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 3h
Turn it on - Passions starts in 5 minutes. Photo from my collection, no date/info.
Color photo of a calico cat sitting on a brown carpeted floor looking up at a very large TV set on wheels.
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Acerbic Otter, but SPOOOOOOOOOKY @acerbicotter.bsky.social · 3h
Internet of S*** fails again. I know supermarkets are probably different but I would NOT let my appliances go online,and I would not buy one requiring "software or firmware updates'
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Acerbic Otter, but SPOOOOOOOOOKY @acerbicotter.bsky.social · 4h
okay, one more class to get through, here's hoping I don't lose my s*** in front of the class.
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Acerbic Otter, but SPOOOOOOOOOKY @acerbicotter.bsky.social · 4h
"It has to be perfect, to make up for it being ME"
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Acerbic Otter, but SPOOOOOOOOOKY @acerbicotter.bsky.social · 4h
all those creeps think they own us, or they want to own us. They think their money makes them kings.
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Acerbic Otter, but SPOOOOOOOOOKY @acerbicotter.bsky.social · 4h
but I'm thinking inside "You COULD have come in Saturday and entered all these grades, then you wouldn't have been so nettled when they came by"
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Acerbic Otter, but SPOOOOOOOOOKY @acerbicotter.bsky.social · 4h
"Born to do something great with your life' is way too much pressure for me, I'm leaning I was not nearly as gifted as they told me when I was a kid.
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Acerbic Otter, but SPOOOOOOOOOKY @acerbicotter.bsky.social · 4h
The Ilhan Omar raid thing tells me things are going to get way worse before they get better, if you have someone nearby you love, hold on to them people like me who don't? we'll just have to survive the best we can
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Acerbic Otter, but SPOOOOOOOOOKY @acerbicotter.bsky.social · 4h
Because the people who directed it hoped somehow there'd be cause for an officer to shoot her or someone in her family, I suspect. it's just lawlessness all the way down and I hope it stops soon
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Acerbic Otter, but SPOOOOOOOOOKY @acerbicotter.bsky.social · 4h
I am just flailing and failing this semester, it may be time for me to hang up my spurs.
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Acerbic Otter, but SPOOOOOOOOOKY @acerbicotter.bsky.social · 4h
it's complicated. I used to do these exams as half in-class, half take-home. But in the age of AI cheating, I have decided to do them all in-class and I struggle to make the exams achievable in the time given I'm flailing and failing.
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