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Chief Executive Clown at JSRFBingo Here you can find: Arcade gaming Tamagotchi Card collecting The occasional underappreciated comedy gold Stuff I find funny or cool

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Acebats @acebats.jsrf.bingo · 23/09/2026
A huge Tamacard moment, I've completed a set of winter Tamagotchi Contest cards (Including the "Awesome" rarity Chamametchi card and the three World Tour cards) Got incredibly lucky with some of these finds, cards from Winter onwards get tricky to find! Hopefully can complete summer/autumn soon™️ !)
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Acebats @acebats.jsrf.bingo · 08/09/2026
A button prompt that says "Shoot Seed" with the ZR button next to it
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Acebats @acebats.jsrf.bingo · 28/08/2026
Received a massive bundle of Tamacards the other day and found an absolutely gem inside, the winter "Awesome" rarity card. These things are so hard to find but now I'm 3/5 on the cards of this rarity, fingers crossed the others pop up soon!
A Kuromametchi card from the summer series of Tamagotchi Contest, there are pink foil stars surrounding him and the words "Kuro mametch" stamped on the cardA Mametchi with a Nintendo DS card from the autumn series of Tamagotchi Contest, there is silver foil with a graphic of a DS on the cardA card of Chamametchi from the winter series of Tamagotchi Contest, the card features pink foil details in the shape of snowflackes, Mama and Papa Mametchi, Mametchi and Bagubagutchi
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Acebats @acebats.jsrf.bingo · 06/08/2026
Me, December: "I'll just buy a few tamagotchi cards from the early 2000s it'll be fun" Me, now: "God I NEED to find a Tamagotchi Cup trophy I yearn for it"
A trophy that was awarded to winners of Tamagotchi Cup contests in JapanThe base of the tamagotchi cup trophy, featuring the words TAMAGOTCHI CUP embossed on it and a sticker with the tamagotchi cup logo
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Acebats @acebats.jsrf.bingo · 04/08/2026
A screenshot of the Bluesky Report feature, citing this post as reported for "Self-Harm or dangerous activities" under the subcategory "Eating disorders"
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Acebats @acebats.jsrf.bingo · 03/08/2026
"AI Generated Tamagotchi cards aren't real they can't hurt you" The AI Modified Tamagotchi Card I saw on a listing:
An image of a Tamagotchi Card, specifically Mametchi summer outfit.
The image has many mistakes, such as the borders of the card suggesting its a spring card in some places and summer in the other and the bottom right corner mimitchi is horrifying like if you're using alt text because you can't see the card you might actually be lucky in this instance.
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Acebats @acebats.jsrf.bingo · 01/06/2026
I love Girlballs Charlie! I love Girlballs!!!
A screencap from Smiling Friends, Pim is screaming about how much he loves kids, Charlie is staring at Pim uncomfortably
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Acebats @acebats.jsrf.bingo · 26/05/2026
The second warp zone character: Jill from Mighty Jill Off This game was a complete unknown to me. A challenging but short platformer with S&M themes for good measure, there wasn't anything frustrating for me and the core mechanic didn't overstay its welcome. Really enjoyed this one.
A tier list with 5 columns, from best to worst, they're labeled Wagyu, Grade A, Beef, Utility Grade and Tofu

Mighty Jill Off has been added to the Wagyu column

Wagyu: Mighty Jill Off
Grade A: Half-Life
Beef: Bit Trip: Runner
Tofu: Super Tofu Boy
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Acebats @acebats.jsrf.bingo · 26/05/2026
The First bandage character: Head crab from Half-Life! I last played this game over a decade ago, played on hard. The game is still surprisingly fun, loved the gunplay, you can tell they spent ages polishing the early-mid game and not the later game, I finally understand why Xen was a regret.
A tier list with 5 columns, from best to worst, they're labeled Wagyu, Grade A, Beef, Utility Grade and Tofu

Half-Life has been added to the Grade A column

Grade A: Half-Life
Beef: Bit Trip: Runner
Tofu: Super Tofu Boy
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Acebats @acebats.jsrf.bingo · 26/05/2026
The first proper character unlocked: Commander Video from Bit Trip Runner! First time playing a "runner" game. Want to love this game but lack of checkpoints and the length/difficulty of the levels put me off by the end unfortunately. I think I'd really enjoy later installments of this series.
A tier list with 5 columns, from best to worst, they're labeled Wagyu, Grade A, Beef, Utility Grade and Tofu

Bit Trip: Runner has been added in the Beef column

Beef: Bit Trip: Runner
Tofu: Super Tofu Boy
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Acebats @acebats.jsrf.bingo · 26/05/2026
Tied-first unlock, Tofu Boy - Super Tofu Boy! (Code: petaphile) A parody flash game made by PETA, with music "by" Tommy Tallarico. The game doesn't control well, the levels kinda suck and PETA is generally awful. The only saving grace is its short and it gave us a funny meme character as a result.
A tier list with 5 columns, from best to worst, they're labeled Wagyu, Grade A, Beef, Utility Grade and Tofu

Super Tofu Boy has been added in the Tofu column
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Acebats @acebats.jsrf.bingo · 02/05/2026
And just like that, a 580 day evil has been defeated 🎉
A screenshot of Smouldering Durtles, the text at the top reads "You are level 7. Your time on this level is 0 days"
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Acebats @acebats.jsrf.bingo · 29/04/2026
My "apprentice" level items may have shot up to over 300 at one point but I have finally gotten back down to sub-200 apprentice items and 0 reviews. Feels like I've broken though a huge mental barrier honestly, now to get to level 7 and revise what I've learnt so far to keep it that way!
A screenshot of Smouldering Durtles, a WaniKani mobile app for learning kanji

The number of reviews to complete on my app is at 0 and the number of low-level items I have to learn is at 181
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Acebats @acebats.jsrf.bingo · 26/04/2026
How I left Barry the Bingo Skeleton VS how I find him upon my return
A skeleton lying in a bedA skeleton lying in a bed, now with stuffed toy, a burger dog toy in one hand and a phone in the other
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Acebats @acebats.jsrf.bingo · 23/04/2026
Day 8 I got one for myself. Won a card set bonus from a smurfs coin pusher, farmed jackpots on power roller and quick drop and used some of my remaining cash on my card to win another oni figure. Also played alot of maimai, really enjoying it, wish dx was in England
A Wonderboom 4 Bluetooth speaker (the 2nd one I've won from this arcade)A set of 10 smurfs cards (Papa smurf is the rare chaser card)A picture of the bonus card set for the smurfs cardsAn artist oni, he has a little hat and a paintbrush!
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Acebats @acebats.jsrf.bingo · 22/04/2026
I kinda want one for myself ngl mcboingmcboingmcmcmcboing
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Acebats @acebats.jsrf.bingo · 22/04/2026
Played more maimai and managed to fc KONNANjanai from Yakuza 5 on expert level 9 (Damn sega with a really good song pick here) which is the limit of my maimai skill for now. I also won a bluetooth speaker for my friend because why not. Gotta unlock those house upgrades from the arcade shop!
A full combo on KONNANjanai (Yakuza 5 Haruka song), on expert difficulty level 9A Wonderboom 4 Bluetooth speaker behind some glass next to a label which says 30000 (tickets)The wonderboom 4 speaker box after being redeemed
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Acebats @acebats.jsrf.bingo · 22/04/2026
Tragically, I won a funko pop from a claw machine...
A turning red meilin lee funko pop figure, won from a claw machine Album cover for DJ KHALED Suffering from success
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Acebats @acebats.jsrf.bingo · 22/04/2026
I also won some jackpots, including on the angry birds shooting game. I started stacking jackpots on power roller and quick drop. I also got an insane glitch on power drop extreme. I managed to hit the jackpot both times in one play, but the second time glitched and gave me an additional jackpot!
Angry birds game, where you have to shoot pigs with birds for points, featuring the jackpot of 500 tickets Power Roller with 746 tickets owed (from 2 back to back jackpots)Quick drop with 1334 tickets owed (From 3 back to back jackpots)Quick Drop Extreme with 1441 tickets (Counted down from 1500 tickets) due to a glitch which gave me an additional jackpot after I got 2 legit.
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Acebats @acebats.jsrf.bingo · 22/04/2026
Day 7 (today) I basically spent the entire day at the arcade, mostly playing mai mai, but I also played some other games and hit some jackpots, including this weird hook-a-duck type game where I won 2 little figures back to back, don't know what they are but they're cool
A full combo+ on night of nights on maimai, on advanced difficulty, with a clear of 100.5761% (idk how you get higher than 100 I just did)A hook-a-duck styled arcade machine where you have to drop a hook and lift the boxes by a hoop, image is of a win while the box is being brought to the win zone A cirque du smoko blind bag boxThe figures from the bind boxes I won, one is of a oni pilot and the other is of a bear I think in a jesters outfit.

The smoko fandom will kill me for that description
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Acebats @acebats.jsrf.bingo · 22/04/2026
Day 6, I was basically in a formula of winning the quick drop and power roller jackpots and checking coin pushers for rare cards and playing rhythm games, notably I got an insane run on a coin tower pusher where I had a hot streak with 833 tickets, I also got the other 6 kingpin plushies
A close up of 833 tickets won on a coin tower pusher from just coins falling down the holethe remaining 6 kingpin plushies
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Acebats @acebats.jsrf.bingo · 22/04/2026
Day 5, calm day, was dropped off at tbe timezone. Won some games but kinda just chilled
A zombie snatcher machine with a jackpot lit up with a 1664 ticket mega bonusA full set of Minions jelly cards, including the rare Peanut Butter and Jelly card.Honestly I can't remember what I did here but there was like 1000 tickets I won lol
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Acebats @acebats.jsrf.bingo · 22/04/2026
I also won a mystery plushie (Tragically, sponchbob) and redeemed more tickets for a Love ball replica because why not and some pokemon megablocks
A box to redeem for a mystery plushie prizeA not great looking spongebob plushieLove ball pokeball replica, its pink 🩷! The pokemon kanto starter megablocks set
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Acebats @acebats.jsrf.bingo · 22/04/2026
Day 4 idk I forgot to keep this going There was a double cash promo, which going from GBP to AUD basically meant quadruple cash. Went to both arcades, won the candy pusher, a coin pusher 1k jackpot, and won a BUNCH of plushies...
A candy coin pusher about to pay a jackpot (Seen in the top, includes a pink fall guy and some sweets)Picture of a coin pusher (This one has small ping pongs instead of coins, but same principal), you have to drop the big orange balls into a roulette and hope they land in all 5 holes to start the jackpot, then you burn a bunch of credits for big dopamine! (Not an efficient game but its fun to do at least once)A big miffy plushie and 6 mascot plushies of the arcade I went to (Kingpin), there are 12 in totala fall guys plushie. Not much more to say
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Acebats @acebats.jsrf.bingo · 21/04/2026
Pragmata devs really hit everyone with the Kojima Quiet meme, bravo Vince!
A tweet from Hideo Kojima justifying the Metal Gear Solid 5 character Quiet's lack of clothing, with the statement "Once you recognize the secret reason for her exposure, you will feel ashamed of your words and deeds"

The reason ended up being "She breathes through her skin", which may or may not be similar to the reason the robot in pragmata doesn't wear shoes
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Acebats @acebats.jsrf.bingo · 09/04/2026
Acebats Arcade Report Holiday Edition Day 3: Tried a TimeZone, was pleasantly surprised, especially when they had a platinum card (Kingpin only has a gold card but they're partnered so idk what the deal with that is) Won a jackpot on zombies and found a cheeky glitch on a minions machine 😜
A platinum arcade card with ths Timezone brand on itZombie Pusher game where you have to push pucks into a hole, pictured is the zombie mega bonus being won by me :)A stack of god knows how many cards won from a minions branded machine. The sensor wasn't working 100% so the window to win these was massiveA side video of a stack of cards worth 100 tickets each
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Acebats @acebats.jsrf.bingo · 04/04/2026
THE BIG PRIZE: It was all leading to this, an ultra ball replica. This beauty cost 35 thousand tickets to redeem. Yes, it would've been cheaper to buy. No it wouldn't have been anywhere near as fun. This is my first time winning what I would consider a "Big ticket item" and Im super chuffed.
A box for a Pokemon Ultra Ball electronic replicaA photo of the Ultra Ball in its display case, the base of the case is glowing blue and the centre of the Ultra Ball is lit up purple
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Acebats @acebats.jsrf.bingo · 04/04/2026
Won a Jackpot on a Rick and Morty game Decided to win a jackpot on a candy pusher game for a stuffed turtle Claimed a set of Wizard of Oz cards for 4000+ tickets Started grinding Power Roller and Ball Dropper for tickets. Won multiple Jackpots on both back to back
A card redemption screen showing a Wizard of Oz card set bonus along side chips which total 4159 ticketsA power roller tickets owed counter that is over 1000 (Note: While tickets are counting nobody is able to swipe their card and play, I saw two different people try and play the machine while it was still giving me tickets, I'm so sorry but all I do is win)A card reader adding tickets to my card but the background is white, this is an error I can only assume cause by winning more than once lol
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Acebats @acebats.jsrf.bingo · 04/04/2026
Acebats Arcade Report:Holiday Edition Day 2 Started the day off by claiming the Jackpot for drop the balls (It goes up by 2 every play so there were 71 players before me who failed 😂 ) Won a few times at Power Roller Found a thanos card in a coin pusher (Rare card for 3k set bonus) cont...
A game where you have to get 50 balls in rotating buckets within a time limit, the jackpot starts at 500 and goes up by 2 every play, the screen shows me winning a Jackpot of 744 tickets (First play of the day)Power Roller, where you have to launch a ball just enough to get it to land in a jackpot zone (Sounds easy, can be difficult but is skill based), the jackpot has been hit.A Marvel Avengers Card depicting the character of Thanos, a full 9 card set can be claimed for 3000 tickets, however the thanos card is rarer than the rest. That's how they get you. Always look for the rare cards if you're locking in on coin pushers.A rick and morty coin pusher where you have to launch balls into different buckets to light them up for a bonus wheel where you launch a large marble and try to land it in the Jackpot zone.

In the screenshot the marble has landed in the red jackpot space, with a jackpot of 639 claimed.

(Its a picture but I feel like I need to point out, this causes "Get Scwifty" to play, wooba looba dick duck and whatnot)
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Acebats @acebats.jsrf.bingo · 02/04/2026
Won a small turtle plushie (+some dbz rubber wristbands and a bag of sour patch kids) from a candy pusher machine (+enough candy for 3 halloweens) Won a ticket Jackpot on an Avengers coin pusher (godly rng) Got a set of Wizard of Oz coin pusher cards Won jackpots on Quik Drop and Power Roller Yippee
A card redemption screen for Wizard of Oz, with a full set of 7 cards and 3 additional cards, plus tokens, bringing the total to 4056 ticketsA Power Roller machine with the ball landed in the Jackpot (500 tickets)
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Acebats @acebats.jsrf.bingo · 02/04/2026
🧵 Acebats Arcade Report: Holday Special, Day 1 Heck yea I'm on holiday so we're back at my favourite arcade (so far) Notable moments: They had a promotion where topping up the arcade card gave a free miffy plushie, heck yea Won a Pochacco plushie in 2 plays (4.80 AUD ~£3) continued
A pochacco plushie (Just a little dog-guy!)A small miffy (bunny) plushie and a small turtle plushie
A jackpot screen from an arcade game where you have to drop 50 balls in rotating tubes within a time limit (616 tickets)A mega jackpot spin on an Avengers Coin Pusher for 500 tickets, there is also a jack-ass with his finger partially over the camera (me)
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Acebats @acebats.jsrf.bingo · 29/03/2026
SoonTM
A picture of a skeleton in a chair with the text "JET SET RADIO FUTURE BINGO SEASON 8 ANNOUNCEMENT" followed by smaller text saying "FEATURING BARRY THE BINGO SKELETON"
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Acebats @acebats.jsrf.bingo · 18/03/2026
Crazy find from a card binder I won on a bid, two tamagotchi cards that don't show on the official card list but also aren't on the fan-made card database. These cards weren't shown in the listing I bid on so absolutely buzzin. tamacardsdb.fyeced-crochet.com/series/conte...
An image of two tamagotchi cards, Memetchi in New York and Kuchipatchi in England
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Acebats @acebats.jsrf.bingo · 18/02/2026
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Acebats @acebats.jsrf.bingo · 21/01/2026
I WILL get my kanji reviews to 0 mark my words!!!
Screenshot of Smouldering Durtles (Companion app for WaniKani, a kanji learning website) showing 413 reviews to be completed with 49 more on the way in the next 24 hours
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Acebats @acebats.jsrf.bingo · 10/01/2026
Ez perfect RNG, beating the odds like its no big deal
A binder page of 9 tamagotchi cards (Happy Collection Card 001-009)
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Acebats @acebats.jsrf.bingo · 28/12/2025
A ribbon with the phrase "Fell for it again award"
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Acebats @acebats.jsrf.bingo · 18/12/2025
Like of course I just stumbled upon 200 tamagotchi cards on a whim after finding out they exist why not right
A photo of 8 stacks of tamagotchi cards from the Tama Cup and Tama Contest sets
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Acebats @acebats.jsrf.bingo · 23/11/2025
Its rare I get a siivaguessr dubs due to my instance on sicko mode making it stupidly difficult, but occasionally I'll hit a rip that I listen to constantly and can hit it before the joke starts in earnest. Fuck Yea
An image of a siivaguessr result for day 50, stating that I identified both the original track and the joke in 4 seconds
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Acebats @acebats.jsrf.bingo · 06/11/2025
I am the fucking best at pegging lets go
A screenshot of a screen from the game "Peggle Deluxe" featuring a Peggle Institue Certificate of Excellence, stating I have achieved the rank of Extreme Grand Master of Peggle, awarded for beating all challenges and full clearing every level.
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Acebats @acebats.jsrf.bingo · 27/10/2025
An image of Kiryu Yakuza with the text "Best Mahjong Strategy Tip: Quit"
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Acebats @acebats.jsrf.bingo · 22/10/2025
Finally beat the original Legend of Zelda with nothing but my wits and a scan of the instruction booklet #Winning
A photo of a Legend of Zelda Game & Watch, with a picture of the ending screen of the Original Legend of Zelda, the text states "Thanks Link, you're the hero of hyrule. Finally, peace returns to hyrule. The End."
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Acebats @acebats.jsrf.bingo · 08/10/2025
CMR #6: Bit of an experiment with repositioning a prize to secure the W I've learned that if you can get these loose and on their side securing the prize is easy... Uhhhh #WednesdayWisdom I guess. £6 Verdict: Valuable training for the Australian Claw Machine Grand Prix
A sloth plushie
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Acebats @acebats.jsrf.bingo · 29/09/2025
CMR #5: "You win some you lose some" Put £30 into this one, mostly to see if I could figure out if I could get it unwedged/clawable (Also cute as hell!) But hey, someone left £1 in the coin dispenser free attempt right 😅 Verdict: Starting a claw machine consultanty so this can go on taxes as R&D
A raccoon plushie with a leaf on its forehead, it is so cute it almost distracts that I dropped £30 on it smile
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Acebats @acebats.jsrf.bingo · 22/09/2025
CMR #4: Had some good news to celebrate so put £10 into the local claw machine, choked a few full strengths but clutched it on the last coin. Doggy!
An adorable plush dog (shiba)
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Acebats @acebats.jsrf.bingo · 21/09/2025
A cat looking at the camera
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Acebats @acebats.jsrf.bingo · 19/09/2025
CMR #3: Decided to give my local a try today, their claw machines are 2 tries for £1 but the first try always seems to release Except for one of the four machines strangely enough, spent £6 and got the win on the first claw, won a cute little dino Verdict: Neato
A pink dinosaur plushie
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Acebats @acebats.jsrf.bingo · 03/09/2025
Acebats Claw Machine Report (CMR) #2: Back at the Bandai Namco Store! Won another Cinnamoroll (£13 spent) Had £3 coins left over (After a gacha pull) so chucked it in a likely very rigged mini claw machine on a whim... Won a fucking Legend of Zelda statue Verdict:Fuck yea
A Cinnamoroll plushie wearing what appears to be an alpaca costume A clear box weighted with a gachapon capsule from a mini-claw machine, there is paper inside stating "Speak to a member of staff to collect prize"A Figurizma statue of Link from Tears of the Kingdom, crouching on a rock
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Acebats @acebats.jsrf.bingo · 01/09/2025
Acebats claw machine report #1: Won a Cinnamoroll wearing a capybara costume at the Bandai Namco Store in London Amount spent: £4 Verdict: Call me DJ Khaled cause all I do is win!
A small Cinnamoroll plushie wearing a capybara hoodie.
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Acebats @acebats.jsrf.bingo · 01/09/2025
Man pointing towards a model of the Plastic Beach island from the Gorillaz album "Plastic Beach", the man is making a face like :o
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