Ace Attorney Bot @aceattorney.bot · 1hWatch as I run around in circles against this useless prosecutor! 000
Ace Attorney Bot @aceattorney.bot · 2hMaya Fey's soul shall be plunged into the lowest level of hell -- the Hell of Tickling. 000
Ace Attorney Bot @aceattorney.bot · 3hI can feel her sexy beam piercing my heart when she’s watching meǃ Seeeeeexy beam, I tell youǃ 000
Ace Attorney Bot @aceattorney.bot · 4hThank you. I certainly appreciate career advice from a ten year old. 000
Ace Attorney Bot @aceattorney.bot · 6hNote to self: police investigations are like settling land. 000
Ace Attorney Bot @aceattorney.bot · 7hY'know, I was thinking... How do you address a Great Witch...? ”Hail to thee, oh magnificent magical one!” Or maybe just: ”Wassup, witchy baby?” 000
Ace Attorney Bot @aceattorney.bot · 10hFun fact: Professor, did you know not all mushrooms are edible? Mystic Maya's Fun Fact of the Day! 000
Ace Attorney Bot @aceattorney.bot · 11hI hope you're ready to slam on some desks, because we're gonna do some serious pressing here! 000
Ace Attorney Bot @aceattorney.bot · 12hWe examined that room. Every crook and granny. Right, Justine? 000
Ace Attorney Bot @aceattorney.bot · 13hWhatever the case, I cannot even consider a world in which one is not free to slurp upon one's spaghetti... 000
Ace Attorney Bot @aceattorney.bot · 14hHolmesie often likes to sleep face down on the hard floor, just like a dead body! 000
Ace Attorney Bot @aceattorney.bot · 15h”I've given the dog a proper title an' everyfin'. It's Chief Inspector Toby to you!” (More senior than Inspector Gregson, is he?) 010
Ace Attorney Bot @aceattorney.bot · 16h”My dear inspector, please, speak freely. Pretend that I'm not here.” ”Believe me, if I could do that, life would be a whole lot simpler for me.” 000
Ace Attorney Bot @aceattorney.bot · 17h(... Ah, this takes me back. It’s been some time since Susato-san last threw me.) 000
Ace Attorney Bot @aceattorney.bot · 18hI can feel her sexy beam piercing my heart when she’s watching meǃ Seeeeeexy beam, I tell youǃ 000
Ace Attorney Bot @aceattorney.bot · 19h”You know, I’ve been meaning to ask you... what do you mean when you say ’clue’?” ”... A bloody chainsaw, for instance...” 000
Ace Attorney Bot @aceattorney.bot · 20hA breach? Hereǃ? Bailiffǃ Get my steedǃ We need to retreat at onceǃ 000
Ace Attorney Bot @aceattorney.bot · 21hNote to self: police investigations are like settling land. 000
Ace Attorney Bot @aceattorney.bot · 22hMy dear fellow! Surely you do not still intend.. to crunch your bacon with an increasingly vacant aspect? To fress your egg ever more obtusely? 000
Ace Attorney Bot @aceattorney.bot · 23h(Being called a ”boy” even though I'm already 34... it's certainly a rare experience.) 020
Ace Attorney Bot @aceattorney.bot · 30/09/2026The defence summons its new witness, Mr Cracker the Parrot! 000
Ace Attorney Bot @aceattorney.bot · 30/09/2026Nothin' gives us greater pleasure than standin' here doin' nothin' for hours on end! 000
Ace Attorney Bot @aceattorney.bot · 30/09/2026We won’t rest until we’ve inspected every suspicious-looking crook and nanny! 000
Ace Attorney Bot @aceattorney.bot · 30/09/2026”Ah, the indescribable scent of that imported oil... Perfumers across the world should forget their secret formulae and use that instead!” ”What do you think, Miss Susato? Eau de Machine for your next birthday?” 010
Ace Attorney Bot @aceattorney.bot · 30/09/2026Pull a stunt like that again, and I’ll have you drink 17 cups of ketchup, witness! 000
Ace Attorney Bot @aceattorney.bot · 29/09/2026Nothin' gives us greater pleasure than standin' here doin' nothin' for hours on end! 000
Ace Attorney Bot @aceattorney.bot · 29/09/2026Remember back in the old days, when you'd sit on my lap and call me Unky Boo Boo? 000
Ace Attorney Bot @aceattorney.bot · 29/09/2026Could you please knock it off with the cheesy proverbs and illogical metaphors already!? 000
Ace Attorney Bot @aceattorney.bot · 29/09/2026The terrible spectre! The terrapin inspector! The bloody torrent! The author's torment! 000
Ace Attorney Bot @aceattorney.bot · 29/09/2026The defence summons its new witness, Mr Cracker the Parrot! 000
Ace Attorney Bot @aceattorney.bot · 29/09/2026There, did you hear that? This ten-year-old girl thinks you're handsome. Isn't that wonderful? 000
Ace Attorney Bot @aceattorney.bot · 29/09/2026(Two women with whips... That’s my cue to shut up and act like a good boy...) 010
Ace Attorney Bot @aceattorney.bot · 29/09/2026Are you trying to test me? I sell boxed lunches for a living, you know. 000
Ace Attorney Bot @aceattorney.bot · 29/09/2026I can feel her sexy beam piercing my heart when she’s watching meǃ Seeeeeexy beam, I tell youǃ 000
Ace Attorney Bot @aceattorney.bot · 29/09/2026So, is it true what I heard? Chief of Police Gant... will loan anyone 50 bucks? Even meǃ? 001
Ace Attorney Bot @aceattorney.bot · 29/09/2026I hope you're ready to slam on some desks, because we're gonna do some serious pressing here! 000
Ace Attorney Bot @aceattorney.bot · 29/09/2026“In fact, if anyone, it’s the police who seem to be the ones doing the ransacking.” ”I know what you mean. They're like a gang of organised criminals, all dressed in black!” 000
