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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦

@acciostickthing.bsky.social
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Y'all know me, I'm a stereotypical white girl. I'll not likely to even read DMs, so...I guess you can waste your time, but I wouldn't.

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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 7m
The one thing we all could count on is you forcing yourself on the rest of us like you have for the last decade. Everyone knew you were going to do this and that's why the Republicans in purple states begged you to stay away and you ended up in OK.
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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 8h
I see the first volleys for control of the Cult have begun! Lil is going to sit back and let them destroy each other before sweeping up the pieces.
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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 9h
The coming fall is probably gonna be the thing that finally does IT™️. His blood is so thin, he probably could die from a scrape at this point.
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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 9h
I'm guessing his actual doctors (he's got at least 22) have told him this themselves which is exactly why he's doing it. No pointy headed elitest who went to a dumb "medical school" and "has to have years of training" knows better than him.
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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 9h
I'm pretty sure his brain has about six months left before it becomes nothing more than an organ keeping him (mostly) conscious. His big, rotted body may survive a bit longer.
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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 9h
The plan is "Die. I really don't care about what happens to you so die."
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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 9h
There has to be something wrong with you to *want* to listen to his terrible voice say the same six things over and over again.
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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 9h
It's well documented that he has in the past paid for people to show up and cheer for him. It's likely a mix. Some (probably the brown and attractive female ones) have been paid and some are there cause they're cultists.
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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 9h
Some tough guy comment about Iran he'll never follow through on, and then lying about how gas is coming down and we need to thank him. (I'm sure he'll work in a routine about how bad he feels for those poor rapists from Cornell too.) I can't imagine actually WANTING to go to that.
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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 9h
Beyond just how awful and classless his speeches are, they're SO boring. The same joke(?) about how dumb has a b, brags about his uncle who worked at MIT 70 years ago, a creepy comment about how hot some young girl is, whining about how affordability is made up,
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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 10h
Next he's going to say Jerry Sandusky was treated unfairly.
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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 10h
"Sandusky was treated very unfairly. So was Paterno!" Jim Jordan: "I agree!"
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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 10h
Aw. A man after the organ that pumps blood through Donnie's body. 🫶
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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 13h
It literally says "Stitch" from Lilo and Stitch on the neckline. His kids must have had a fun childhood.
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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 14h
I suspect it's Democrats take both chambers, he'll go downhill fast cause not only will the good times truly be over, he'll become irrelevant basically overnight as the rest of the GOP start getting ready to steal the Cult for themselves. That will kill him.
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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 14h
I'm not saying he can't eek out more time, I'm saying we can see with our own eyes it's very limited. He's not Kissinger who lived to be 100 out of pure spite and I'd be shocked if he even finishes his term.
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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 14h
I've said from the beginning that he was 100% part of the "management" as it were along with Epstein and Maxwell (Does anyone think he would let that kind of money go cause little girls were being hurt?) and the REAL reason behind their breakup was they both wanted more of the pie.
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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 14h
Money is what had kept him alive to this point otherwise he'd have died at least a year ago. There's not much else medicine and money can do when a body is failing and his body is failing. Again he's mortal and even he can't cheat death.
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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 14h
Yes and that's why he's still alive. The guy is barely conscious as it is. He has leg braces. They're giving him experimental treatments. He can't remember words like "fake" and leaves out the word "up" when he's bragging about going up stairs.
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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 14h
It's so hard to believe that he was BFFs with the most notorious pedophile in history and has some credible allegations against himself.
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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 14h
We won't. Like 1930's Germany, we will never get rid of this stain.
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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 16h
That's true of midterms, not presidential elections. Especially not first term elections. Typically the party out of power does better in all positions.
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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 16h
Unless he picks Cannon (which is entirely possible), they will vote for whatever Heritage Foundation hacks he chooses. We can't hope for help from any of them.
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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 16h
Exactly. The time to stop this was 2024. We need to instead concentrate on reforming the court. That is the only way we get out of this and it should go without saying that it's going to be a long painful journey. We have to be as committed to changing it as they were to rigging it.
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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 17h
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Anna and Kristoff: I'm Gonna Tell Him
ALT: Anna and Kristoff: I'm Gonna Tell Him
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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 18h
She was with him last night and he even gave her a shout out. This is why I believe Natalie's on the outs with him cause he seems to be going out of his way to highlight other women in his orbit. Can't wait until he realizes she's not going to go quietly.
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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 19h
She can't. He's already threatening to dump her for the next hot girl Margo.
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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 20h
That's true, but they can easily get what they want from JD Vance without the constant headaches and a better chance of avoiding an apocalyptic wipeout from a pissed off electorate. By every measure their devotion to Trump makes absolutely no sense except that they think it's how they survive.
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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 20h
Republicans have internalized that he always comes back so they can't move against him out of fear they'll pay for it like they did with Jan 6th. Which, yes is utterly cowardly and they deserve the coming electoral bloodbath that's coming.
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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 20h
The Cotton one is extremely interesting. Few have been as slavishly devoted as Tom Cotton to him. Yet he gets harassed for... blocking a Daylight Savings bill? He's to the point where humiliation rituals are going to be mandatory to prove your devotion to him.
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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 22h
"Congrats old geezers, you can fill up your tank once this month." Vance: "Did you even say thank you?"
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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 22h
We could just send him over. He's the one openly lusting over men.
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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 22h
If Dems win, Alito and Thomas will both step down in November and the Republicans will jam both those seats with hacks in December.
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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 22h
We threw a tantrum in 2024 and this is the consequence. Thomas will also step down in November if Democrats win. The only way to fix the court is to play the long game and put real fixes in. That means expanding, term limits and insisting on a minimum standard of ethics.
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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 23h
He can't even get the cult to come out in Alabama anymore. This gives me happiness.
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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 23h
The biggest difference was he was actually on the ballot in 2024. The cult doesn't show up for Republicans, they show up for him.
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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 23h
No one wants him. But eventually he'll be Satan's problem.
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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
$100? Dude's too cheap to even bribe properly.
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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He will never step down. He is drunk in his own power and he enjoys feeling like the king of the world. He will convince himself that he can beat whatever charge comes at him because he has.
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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He can't run. He couldn't run before the strokes.
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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Vance is going to be thrown in to Trump's messes which he had zero chance or experience to fix in two years. Add on a likely Democratic Congress, he'll be lameduck from the very beginning.
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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Medicine is literally the only reason he's still alive. There's only so much longer they can keep extending his life. Even he's mortal even though it doesn't feel it like.
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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When your methods are too cruel for the guy who literally wrote the book on torture.
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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey now he go stairs!
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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
How do you get 82% of the country to agree you're an incompetent moron? The only other issue we all agree that strongly about is holding the "Friends of Epstein" accountable.
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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's been memed to hell, but it is an extremely good look into Hitler's mental state as he hid in his bunker and the realization that he had lost started really pressing down on his psyche.
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Downfall Real Sad
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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If he can last that long. He's looking very rough these days.
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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So Hatch Act? We even pretending that's a thing anymore?
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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Aw. I'm sure your friend is very understanding and won't hold a years long grudge to make you suffer for the rest of your life out of sheer, unadulterated spite. Friends understand. 🫶
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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"It was so brave of us to take away the rights of women and created the environment where they die unnecessarily in the parking lot!"
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