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Ristretto @accelerando12.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
They warned Russia that they will do absolutely nothing if Putin attacks NATO.
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Ristretto @accelerando12.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Seems like a lost opportunity: Lake Dontario.
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Ristretto @accelerando12.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
If handwriting is the new norm, then I'm totes generating it, because mine sucks.
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Ristretto @accelerando12.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Pictures with his girlfriends after he got married.
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Ristretto @accelerando12.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
When owning a horse suddenly catapults you into privileged class.
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Ristretto @accelerando12.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Must be fun eating in US these days.
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Ristretto @accelerando12.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Is it ground mustang "beef" by any chance?
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Ristretto @accelerando12.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Smells like midterms gasoline.
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Ristretto @accelerando12.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Not sure if it's such a great idea to teach US troops anything at this point.
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Ristretto @accelerando12.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Trump's fight against the "deep state" goes according to plan.
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Ristretto @accelerando12.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Tates are exactly the kind of people Trump would rescue for free.
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Ristretto @accelerando12.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
If US doesn't invade UK to get them out, they are officially weak.
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Ristretto @accelerando12.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
God forbid something happened to Russia.
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Ristretto @accelerando12.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I'm teaching my golden commands in High Valyrian because the furry unleashed is just about comparable to a dragon.
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Ristretto @accelerando12.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
In kremlinese, that's a direct threat.
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Ristretto @accelerando12.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
This guy makes himself look like an idiot, clown and imbecile, but he kept himself in power longer than Putin. Just saying.
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Ristretto @accelerando12.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
If you had to live with JD Vance, you would have loaded revolvers everywhere too.
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Ristretto @accelerando12.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Every marriage counselor ever:
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Ristretto @accelerando12.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
The irony of what NICE represented in C. S. Lewis books completely eluded him. Or did it?
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John Lackland @johnlackland.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
During the protests on Jan. 8 in Fatemi Square, Tehran, the Islamic Republic’s forces killed Zahra (Raha) Bohlouli-Pour. She was 18 years old and studied Italian literature at the University of Tehran. Reports say she was shot in the head from a Kalashnikov-style rifle. #Iran #IranMassacre
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Ristretto @accelerando12.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Nice, but how long till 1-cup mommy bored with 3-pumps daddy though.
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Ristretto @accelerando12.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Remember the times when words of POTUS had some weight?
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Ristretto @accelerando12.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I'm surprised Trump even agreed to the interview.
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Ristretto @accelerando12.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Mad camouflage.
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Ristretto @accelerando12.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
This is fine.jpg
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Ristretto @accelerando12.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Ukrainian keynote speakers keep arriving at Putin's economic forum.
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Ristretto @accelerando12.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Suddenly the orcish horde not looking so tough anymore.
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Ristretto @accelerando12.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Except no one takes Trump guarantees seriously.
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Ristretto @accelerando12.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Boasting about the fact that you're so bonkers they make you take cognitive tests several times a year.
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Ristretto @accelerando12.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Nice, but it takes exactly one pump & dump presidency to paint those lines quite differently.
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Ristretto @accelerando12.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
That trying to Make Russia Great Again is a bad, bad idea.
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Ristretto @accelerando12.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I fall asleep to the calming & relaxing sound of russian infrastructure burning
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Ristretto @accelerando12.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Trump when he needs to brag about learning brand new words like leper and square root.
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Ristretto @accelerando12.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
It's not unlike people condemning Musk...on X.
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Ristretto @accelerando12.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
How is Odesa supposed to be threatened by ground forces though?
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Ristretto @accelerando12.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Even if I knew nothing about the war and it's causes, the difference between how ukrainian and russian captives look instantly tells me which side represents pure evil.
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Ristretto @accelerando12.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Nobody even remembers Mike Waltz, I love that.
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Ristretto @accelerando12.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
But the stock market...
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Ristretto @accelerando12.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
And it's only noon.
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Ristretto @accelerando12.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
US turning January 6th into profitable business.
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Ristretto @accelerando12.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Ask who attacked the UN convoy.
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Ristretto @accelerando12.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Not enough polonium apparently.
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Ristretto @accelerando12.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Oh look, it's the new russian defense system, the Paper Dome!
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Ristretto @accelerando12.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
With allies like these...
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Ristretto @accelerando12.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
And where is planet overcrowding when you need it.
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Ristretto @accelerando12.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Americans should place Trump admin into a bin a on a tarmac. And probably apologize to the poor bin.
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Ristretto @accelerando12.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
This politician is a noob, he should have said "I haven't seen it" when $4.53 came up like a proper MAGA.
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Ristretto @accelerando12.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Why I am not surprised something like this even exists over there.
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Ristretto @accelerando12.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Putin: Give me US for the USSR 2.0 Trump: Say no more
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Ristretto @accelerando12.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
AI circlejerk omen.
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