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Nealer 🇨🇦

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Amateur code monkey from the Canadas He/Him Mastodon - mstdn.ca/@aCanuck Gander - [at]acanuck.gander.social ̶T̶w̶i̶t̶t̶e̶r̶ ̶-̶ ̶@̶M̶a̶d̶C̶a̶n̶u̶k̶ deactivated linktr.ee/acanuck Avatar by @lartist.bsky.social

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Nealer 🇨🇦 @acanuck.itch.io · 05/10/2026
Space Cases, episode 20 "All You Can Eat" Not even a "horror" show, just a silly little kids sci-fi show on Nickelodeon that was Voyager with the serial numbers filed off. They pick up a cute little pet, find out it eats a lot and grows as it eats the ship and then it becomes THIS!!
A large monster costume with a big toothy mouth wide open and blood red eyes. It is standing in a dark corridor with minimal backlighting
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Nealer 🇨🇦 @acanuck.itch.io · 01/10/2026
At this point Epic must be INTENTIONALLY making their stores unusable I don't buy any games from Epic, but I claim their free games every week. I'm checking the mobile app and I could NOT find my library anywhere so I looked it up… it DOES NOT EXIST. Their OFFICIAL info says "browse around 🤷‍♂️"
Screenshot of the Epic Games support page for how to reinstall purchased apps.

To reinstall a game you previously redeemed or purchased, follow the steps below:

Check if the Epic Games Store application is updated to the latest version

Find the game in one of the sections available in the Epic Games Store app. Examples:

Featured

Free Games

Games from Epic

Must-Play Games

Chill Vibes

Free-to-Play Games

Paid Games

Click the Cloud icon next to the title to start the download
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Nealer 🇨🇦 @acanuck.itch.io · 26/09/2026
My first thought was "Are these just supposed to be Bajorin style scrubs?" but I double checked and they were using them in season 2 TNG
Scene from the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode "Samaritan Trap" of doctors in red scrubs doing heart surgery on Captain Picard
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Nealer 🇨🇦 @acanuck.itch.io · 21/09/2026
Remember when fascism at LEAST had a reputation for keeping public transit running smoothly?
Screenshot of the quoted post about DC area using A.I for traffic control. Pete Manzo replies "Ugh, flying into DCA tomorrow evening. I'm sure it'll be fine". LAMJ replies "Dang. Take the train man. Lol.". Natasha replies "The trains have measles!"
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Nealer 🇨🇦 @acanuck.itch.io · 09/09/2026
Game-key cart and couldn't be bothered to pay actual people to translate it
AI Generated Content Disclosure
The developers describe how their game uses AI Generated Content like this:

Generative AI was used as a supplementary tool in the translation process for certain system languages in this title.

AI was utilized to help improve translation efficiency and quality. However, all final translations are reviewed and edited by the development team before being implemented.

All translated text is reviewed by human editors to ensure it is accurate, appropriate, and of high quality.
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Nealer 🇨🇦 @acanuck.itch.io · 08/09/2026
Spoilers for the podcast 🤣
Geordie LaForge meme of him holding up his hand in the first panel as if to imply rejection and another where he is pointing in approval. The text he seems to be rejecting is "Manic Pixie Dream Girl" and the one he points at in approval says "Uncommonly Good Looking Female Lunatic"
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Nealer 🇨🇦 @acanuck.itch.io · 24/08/2026
Batman, with his mask off and his eyes closed in a grimace, says "Condiment King" in front of an image of the same villain wielding his ketchup and mustard guns.
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Nealer 🇨🇦 @acanuck.itch.io · 19/08/2026
Can't remember my first, my parents bought me a bunch back in the day, but the first I bought with my own money was the Titan A.E. Soundtrack
Cover of the "Titan A.E." movie soundtrack
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Nealer 🇨🇦 @acanuck.itch.io · 08/08/2026
I've had the Criterion Yojimbo/Sanjuro box set for AGES now and just finally watched the first one. Fantastic classic samurai action, gonna be watching Sanjuro this weekend and probably also finally finishing the John Wick tetralogy
Poster for the film Sanjuro.Poster for John Wick 4.
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Nealer 🇨🇦 @acanuck.itch.io · 02/08/2026
I feel like crop makes them SO much better 😂
The about post but the way Bluesky cropped the images leaves only one or two words per image. Elmo is talking to Grover and the text says "You're Sorry". Elmo is talking to Abby and the text says "Disagree". Ji-Young is talking to Abby and the text reads "Super Listener". Ernie is talking to Bert and the text reads "Disappointment"
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Nealer 🇨🇦 @acanuck.itch.io · 17/07/2026
"Yes, I use a LOT of ai code, but I'm the Specialest Boy so I don't consider my ai code to be vibe coded!"
Q amd A page for CSS DOS on the question of A.I. usage.

Did you use AI?

Yes, a lot. I still consider the code to be my code - but my opinions on the matter are complex. I'm no ambassador for AI accelerationism - as a published AI safety researcher and red-teamer, I'm well aware that LLMs aren't a tool to point at a problem and press 'Go' unthinkingly. I'd label CSS-DOS 'LLM-assisted' but not 'vibe coded'.

NOTE: AI writing I find cringe-inducing and bland. I'm typing this myself. The copy on this website is edited by my fingers word-by-word, with proofreading by Claude.
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Nealer 🇨🇦 @acanuck.itch.io · 05/07/2026
Ai is a tool of fascism and its use directly supports Trump and his billionaire cronies Stop it.
Batman breaking a gun over his knee and saying "This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it."
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Nealer 🇨🇦 @acanuck.itch.io · 11/06/2026
Takes an hour, so maybe not "quick", but this recipe for magic beer bread is real simple and I make it all the time. Results in bread that has a soft interior, chewy exterior, and that hoppy taste of beer
Recipe for Magic Bear Bread.

340 milliliter lukewarm beer, 3 cups flour, 3 tablespoons sugar, 1 tablespoon baking powder, a pinch of salt.

Place mixed ingredients in a greased bread tray, place in cold over then set to 350°F and bake for 1 hour.
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Nealer 🇨🇦 @acanuck.itch.io · 08/06/2026
Looks like they've updated it, but it's the usual coward's excuse of "We only used it a LITTLE 👉👈"
Ai disclosure from the Steam Page for Crazy Taxi: World Tour
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Nealer 🇨🇦 @acanuck.itch.io · 31/05/2026
For anyone worried about "government overreach" the requirements of the bill are VERY basic and SHOULD have already been the law of the land from the BEGINNING 60 dau warning of shutdown and any ONE of three requirements: An offline version A patch to allow user hosted services A refund
So what would this bill do? You can read the full text for yourself but at a high level it would require publishers to communicate to the public 60 days in advance of any changes in service that would prevent the “ordinary use” of a digital game. In addition, the publisher would have to provide one or more of these three paths forward:

1. A version of the digital game that can be used by the purchaser independent of services controlled by the operator.
2. A patch or update to the purchaser’s version of the digital game that enables its continued use independent of services controlled by the operator.
3. A refund in an amount equal to the full purchase price paid for the digital game by the purchaser.
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Nealer 🇨🇦 @acanuck.itch.io · 23/05/2026
The starship Enterprise from "Star Trek: The Next Generation" flies alongside an asteroid trailing dust. A fake title above reads "Look, We Had To Let The Kids Die. The Prime Directive Demanded It. Probably."
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Nealer 🇨🇦 @acanuck.itch.io · 23/05/2026
Low angle shot of the starship Voyager from "Star Trek: Voyager" with a fake episode title "Coffee"
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Nealer 🇨🇦 @acanuck.itch.io · 23/05/2026
The Enterprise from the original "Star Trek" orbiting a blue planet. A fake episode title says "A Tribble Dies Twice"
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Nealer 🇨🇦 @acanuck.itch.io · 23/05/2026
External view of the titular space station from "Star Trek: Deep Space 9" with a fake episode title "Morn Speaks"
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Nealer 🇨🇦 @acanuck.itch.io · 09/05/2026
Finally tried Takis for the first time, really like them but kind of disappointed in the "heat". I've got the blue ones and Fuego, both are labeled as "EXTREME" heat but they're just kind of tingly Maybe the version they sell in Canada is just less spicy? 🤷‍♂️
Bag of Fuego Takis
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Nealer 🇨🇦 @acanuck.itch.io · 08/05/2026
Best film adaptation of The Odyssey, wrong answers only
Poster art for the Disney movie "Homeward Bound"
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Nealer 🇨🇦 @acanuck.itch.io · 29/04/2026
Oh look, LITERALLY the meme 🙃
A four panel comic, by Barry Deusch, of a man first being told his views are too extreme and he declares he is being silenced, then over the next three panels he says he has been silenced on a stage, on the front page of a newspaper, then on Fox News.
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Nealer 🇨🇦 @acanuck.itch.io · 26/04/2026
Basic? Maybe, but I was OBSESSED with this game as a child
Cover art for the Nintendo Entertainment System game "Super Mario Bros. 3"
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Nealer 🇨🇦 @acanuck.itch.io · 24/04/2026
Just started reading Martha Wells' Murderbot Diaries. Really cool concept; bored security android just wants to veg out and watch soap operas but unfortunately he's REALLY good at being a Murderbot
Cover of the book "All Systems Red" by Martha Wells.
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Nealer 🇨🇦 @acanuck.itch.io · 23/04/2026
Why does the Assassin's Creed Black Flag remaster have SO many devs? They're not even displaying properly on the Steam mobile app 😅
Screenshot of the Steam store page for "Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resynced". Seemingly EVERY Ubisoft studio is listed as a developer.
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Nealer 🇨🇦 @acanuck.itch.io · 20/04/2026
Just made a BS argument that assuming ai code lead to bad code is equivalent to blaming the rain on coffee 🙃
Screenshot of above post by Oliver
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Nealer 🇨🇦 @acanuck.itch.io · 17/04/2026
The current popular modern MP3 player is this thing called a Snowsky Echo Mini. Pretty basic barebones device that still has just about everything you'd want in a quality music device. Headphone jack, Bluetooth, Micro SD slot for expanding storage
Photo of my Snowsky Echo Mini in my hand. The screen shows the song information inside a stylized cassette.
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Nealer 🇨🇦 @acanuck.itch.io · 14/04/2026
It seems $44.99 is only for Prime members I still got $6 off without a membership
Screenshot of an Amazon listing for a white Nintendo 64 stylized Bluetooth controller for $59.99. Text below it says "Join Prime to nuy item at $44.99"
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Nealer 🇨🇦 @acanuck.itch.io · 12/04/2026
Last movie I saw in theatres before the COVID knockdowns. So abysmally miserable I have yet to go back to the theatre
Poster for Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker
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Nealer 🇨🇦 @acanuck.itch.io · 09/04/2026
My eReader of choice is this cool bit of tech I got from China. Snowsky Echo Mini. It HAS wifi transfer capabilities but otherwise it's BARE BONES (only supports epub and PREFERS jpeg images) so the battery lasts AGES. Small enough to magnetize to the back of my phone too
Photo of a small handheld eReader held in my hand. The screen is showing the cover art for Martha Well's book Artificial Condition.
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Nealer 🇨🇦 @acanuck.itch.io · 03/04/2026
ALMOST got a better card than pornography 🤣 wikigacha.com Source: Wikipedia (CC BY-SA 4.0) #WikipediaGacha
Screenshot of a card pull from wikigacha.com showing the Ultra Rare rated card for the Wikipedia article "Chris Paul" who is an NBA basketball player. His card has an attack of 11862 and defense of 10422.
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Nealer 🇨🇦 @acanuck.itch.io · 30/03/2026
I've been there a few times visiting family. Great beer at the local brewery
Photo of a tall beer glass labeled "Dildo Brewing Co. Newfoundland and Labrador"
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Nealer 🇨🇦 @acanuck.itch.io · 27/03/2026
Both of these posts were FLOODED with disingenuous jagoffs saying "So you want to BAN books? Maybe BURN them? How very NAZI of you 😏" Or just saying it's dumb b/c "LOTS of dead authors were bad" DON'T GIVE MONEY TO PEOPLE ACTIVELY USING THAT MONEY TO DO HARM. It's VERY simple.
A screenshot of a quote post. The quoted post by "retired-librarian" says "Hey, librarian here. If you find out a favorite author is a monster, don't separate the art from the author just give it the fuck up and stop supporting the monster." The quoting post by "kikieatsbooks" says "Fuck yeah. Abandon all assholes and read better books." Both posts have disabled replies b/c of a DELUGE of disingenuous replies.
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Nealer 🇨🇦 @acanuck.itch.io · 22/03/2026
Pulled up Amazon to see how much the BluRay for Sinners costs and for some reason Amazon decided to show me "alternative items" 🤨 It's not even out of stock
Screenshot of the Amazon Canada page for the movie Sinners. At the top of the page Amazon has placed a LARGE banner offering alternatives to the movie. The first two movies suggested are "F1: The Movie" and volume three of the BBC documentary "Planet Earth"
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Nealer 🇨🇦 @acanuck.itch.io · 21/03/2026
Exterior shot of a police station at night. Text on screen says "tonight's episode: The Writer's Barely-Disguised Fetish"
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Nealer 🇨🇦 @acanuck.itch.io · 19/03/2026
aaand my new heavy hitter is… pornography 😅 wikigacha.com Source: Wikipedia (CC BY-SA 4.0) #WikipediaGacha l
Screenshot of the page wikigacha.com showing the card for the Wikipedia article for Pornography with attack of 11862 and defense of 14079.
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Nealer 🇨🇦 @acanuck.itch.io · 18/03/2026
Hell yeah Sonic CD! wikigacha.com Source: Wikipedia (CC BY-SA 4.0) #WikipediaGacha
Screenshot of a card pull from wikigatcha.com showing the Wikipedia article for the video game Sonic CD. The card has a rarity of Ultra Rare, attack of 6374, and defense of 5043.
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Nealer 🇨🇦 @acanuck.itch.io · 17/03/2026
Batman from "The Dark Knight" comics breaking a rifle in half and saying "This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it."
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Nealer 🇨🇦 @acanuck.itch.io · 14/03/2026
I'm all for being realistic in criticizing people and not resorting to hyperbolic accusations, but I genuinely do NOT think he put that much creative intent behind his designs. Man just REALLY thought people the size of a brick house was the height of cool.
Picture of the infamous Rob Liefeld drawing of Captain America where his chest is deeper than he is tall. It looks like he has a second torso stapled to the front of hus torso.
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Nealer 🇨🇦 @acanuck.itch.io · 27/02/2026
*sigh* Well, I can never have a regular grilled cheese ever again 🙃
Photo of a grilled cheese sandwich with cheddar cheese and Boursin garlic and fine herb cheese as a filling
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Nealer 🇨🇦 @acanuck.itch.io · 25/02/2026
#Pokemon30 Who’s your favourite… …starter? …Pokémon? …Eeveelution? …legendary? Love me some small pathetic looking creatures that just won't give up, and phenomenal godlike beings that look like a Just a Little Guy
Pokemon 30th Anniversary logo featuring CyndaquilPokemon 30th Anniversary logo featuring MagikarpPokemon 30th Anniversary logo featuring EeveePokemon 30th Anniversary logo featuring Mew
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Nealer 🇨🇦 @acanuck.itch.io · 23/02/2026
Once in a while I think about the Star Wars Despecialized editions and wonder if anyone has bothered to do the same but for the original pan-and-scan VHS versions. I didn't even know about this skeleton in the desert b/c the copy I saw zoomed in on 3P0. I was CERTAIN it was a special edition thing 😅
Scene from "Star Wars: A New Hope" of C-3PO walking past a long necked skeleton in the desert of Tatooine.
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Nealer 🇨🇦 @acanuck.itch.io · 07/02/2026
The HELL us this shit? Unless I missed something age verification laws have NOT been passed yet in Canada! I'm not giving some fly by night "verification" company my personal identification information!!
Screenshot of my account settings page with a message at the top saying that "Due to laws in your region, certain features on Bluesky are currently restricted until you're able to verify you're an adult."
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Nealer 🇨🇦 @acanuck.itch.io · 25/01/2026
I've had the Blu-ray for AGES and still haven't gotten around to it b/c of how long it is 😅 I WAS able to squeeze in the shorter Kurosawa option at a mere 2hr 20 min
Poster for the movie "The Hidden Fortress" featuring Princess Juki on the back of a rearing horse. There is a large red circle behind her and the title.
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Nealer 🇨🇦 @acanuck.itch.io · 18/01/2026
After Firefox announced they were becoming an ""a.i." focused browser" I uninstalled it everywhere and switched to a combo of Vivaldi and Zen-Browser. I check in on their posts every few days HOPING they've walked it back. It seems to mostly be the social media intern "interpreting" the CEOs words 🙃
Screenshot of replies to @Firefox.com posts about their pivot to ai. First reply points out that the CEO of Firefox talked about blocking advertisement blockers. Firefox replies with polite corporate doublespeak saying that wasn't what he meant. A different user replies "So, the best case scenario here is that your CEO is so phenomenally bad at communicating that he probably shouldn't be allowed to speak in public."
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Nealer 🇨🇦 @acanuck.itch.io · 14/01/2026
Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers Played the HELL out of the shareware version as a kid
Screenshot of the 1992 MS-DOS game "Jill of the Jungle" featuring Jill standing on a tree branch with an apple above her head.
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Nealer 🇨🇦 @acanuck.itch.io · 30/11/2025
Alright, uh, hurry back
Worf from Star Trek holding a cat below the front legs somewhat awkwardly
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Nealer 🇨🇦 @acanuck.itch.io · 04/11/2025
Re: #CastleSuperBeast question if Biblical D&D exists Never played it myself, just got ut for the yuks, but I heard it's actually pretty decent @patstaresat.bsky.social @wooliewoolz.bsky.social
Photo of the front cover of a tabletop roleplaying game called "Testament: Roleplaying in the Biblical Era"
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Nealer 🇨🇦 @acanuck.itch.io · 21/10/2025
The HELL is up with these ads I keep getting on Tumblr? Been seeing them for MONTHS now
A banner advertisement on Tumblr split into 6 images. 4 of them seem to various crafting tools, one a closeup of a neck with a thin chain necklace, one of a ling sleeve shirt that says "P.E.N.I.S. People Encouraging Niceness In Society" on it
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Nealer 🇨🇦 @acanuck.itch.io · 11/10/2025
What? You mean the Musk endorsement DIDN'T help boost numbers!? 😱
A human-ish robot built by "xAI", the company owned by terminally online alleged billionaire Elon Musk, posing in front of a poster for the movie "Tron: Aries" featuring the same robot
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