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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
im blocked by half of the bluesky staff... kinda like banning a book if you think about it. pretty ironic
happening now
banned books week
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
physicist here. just got done explaining how bees fly. now on to hard problems, like how donald trump doesn't fall forwards
donald DRUMPF standing with his famous forward lean
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
before you accuse them of partisan bias, newsnation is fact based and unbiased reporting
newsnation america's source for fact-based, unbiased news for all america
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
me watching the onion go woke and by extension go broke
sickos yes with a fucked up fake transparency background. unless it actually is transparent i can't tell
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
it takes a lot of character to do what you believe is right even when your voters disagree! like and retweet if you stand with KAMALA HARRIS and not that traitor TOM MORELLO
kamala singing fuck you i will do what bibi tells me
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
you can't ask god to kill someoneyeah! you do your own dirty work
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
a man riding a bicycle putting a stick in the wheel, saying "tom morello did this" after he fell over and ate shit
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
when is banned accounts week on bluesky
bluesky banned books week
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
like and retweet if you agree kamala harris rages against the machine far more than the bald fraud tom morello!!!
anna maltese:

Their band is called "Rage Against The Machine," not "Overturn The Machine." Tom Morello's entire wealth depends on The Machine continuing.  Harris, with an economics degree and plans to help the working class, was a threat to The Machine. And a threat to The Machine is a threat to Tom Morello.
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
oh won't somebody please think of the rapists?
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
we're all trying to find the guy who did this hot dog suit
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lmaooo
aaron.bsky.team user blocking you
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
sad guy: one of the phillies or braves will win tonight

happy guy: one of the phillies or braves will lose tonight
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
shocked pikachu
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
imagine being an astros fan and spending $90 on this sweatshirt only to see your team eliminated in september. shameful
astros no time like october sweatshirt
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
if you want to say thank you don't say sorry

thank you for your patience instead of sorry im always late

thank you for understanding me instead of sorry for finishing 14 games under .500 with the highest payroll in baseball
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
got blocked simply for drinking iced coffee in an interview 😞
Replied to a blocked post

ah academia, that explains it. i already disregarded your opinion but now i understand why
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
to my friends in the mainstream media
get ready to learn chinese buddy
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
how could a simpsons spin off bomb that hard
you fly boys, you crack me up!
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
this tweet is only for american millennials, everyone else keep scrolling . . move it football head
Kristi Lynn Arnold Noem[2] (/noʊm/ NOHM;[3] née Arnold
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
happy bi visibility day to all whom celebrate
when you change or to and nobody believes you
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
wait did stan kelly go woke???
comic titled gop: grand old Percy featuring mike johnson saying his son tracks his porn habits, trump wants to date his daughter, kash patel saying bestiality of a-ok, elon musk giving away free cum, jeffrey epstein giving a thumbs up from heaven, and lady liberty crying tears of joy
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
no way why should i change? he's the one who sucks
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
wanted to post some bait but i realized i couldnt take the heat, here's a freebie
there's kind of an ironic justive in fishermen getting murdered from above given how they inflict death on the beasts of the sea from above
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
dont know what it is about the cool september air that makes me tweet about this movie (that ive never seen btw)
two tweets of mine a year apart

even the diners get schmucky sometimes

we're up all night to get schmucky
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
whatever happened to the show must go on??!?
Sources familiar with the situation tell TMZ ... the comedian and longtime Las Vegas performer, whose real name is Scott Thompson, attempted suicide on Friday in the Vegas area and was rushed to a local hospital.

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His Friday night show at the Luxor was canceled as a result.
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
say what you want any rad milk but he definitely died a true poster death: spending the last decade of your life slowly getting less funny and more mentally ill before getting put down like a rabid dog by the cops for attempting to kill a woman with a small sword
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
anyone else misread this and picture john wayne as genghis kahn
meryl streep cast as asLan (not asian)
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
he's got a lot of explaining to do
The rapper's website also now includes a link to the Anti-Defamation League (ADL), which was formed to fight anti-Semitism
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
remember, you dont "gotta hand it" to the babylon bee
donald trump saying he was the tiananmen square tank man above a babylon bee logo
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
always has been astronaut
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
oh wont somebody please think of the line??
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
apparently it was spray painted
man standing despondently next to BLACKS RULE spray painted in driveway
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
yeah you could say i survived 9/11
eric clapton cocaine september 11 2026
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
happy 9/11 to those who celebrate
girl with time machine: im your granddaughter!! wow!!

boy with time machine to seth mcfarlane on 9/11: wake up your going to miss your flight
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i dunno, you be the judge
nick (derogatory): Some of you are too young to remember the end of Bush II. Strap in.
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i memba
michelle obama hugging while barry and laura look on
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
bryan johnson the wannabe immortal guy with a speech bubble directed at quoted tweet
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
this isn't even their worst mamdani headline
abc headline: Mayor Mamdani faces mounting criticism over complexion, religion
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
lol
the anointed atheist:

When a baseball player crosses the plate after hitting a home run, looks up to the sky, and thanks God, it makes you wonder why the same God decided to screw the pitcher.
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
i made a good tweet
Hi there,

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As a result of these violations, your post has been taken down.

We encourage you to review our guidelines and ensure that your future posts comply with our policies. Continued violations may result in further action, including longer suspensions or permanent account removal.

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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
mets fan (me) looking at a bird labelled "mets leading a game in the 2nd inning" saying "are the mets back?"
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
looks like there's a bug with your popularity contest website
leaderboard

no one matching acabylon has a vote yet
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
that reminds me of this meme i found on facebook
nobody knows my father is obsessed with the bathroom

he we do he won't stfu about it

another message obscured by a bad crop
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
google search is so bad now
free parking eve barlow

There is no known public program or designated "free parking" associated with journalist Eve Barlow.
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"elon says something extremely stupid and/or racist!!"
how does he keep up with the news like that?
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
he'll yeag
north korea propaganda poster
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
this is a nazi meme "to learn who rules over you simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize" attributed to voltaire. voltaire never said this, it was actually white nationalist pedophile kevin strom who probably said it about jews or something. i am using it ironically. there is no need to point this out to me
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
why is zohran mamdani trying to put all of our trash into cybertrucks????
Mayor Mamdani’s plan to litter New York City with dumpsters must be stopped
Matt Shaw
4 weeks ago
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
wow yall really shamed weird al into deleting the babylon bee link he shared. woke 2 is here fr fr
me saying "allen, babylon bee collab when???" to a deleted post from weird al sharing a link to a babylon bee article about uhf
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