Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 14/09/2026Also, these are the genetic traits he's passing on to his kids. Hair plugs, cosmetic surgery, and hormone replacement drugs don't get passed along. 000 0
Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 12/09/2026Pup for pup. 🐾❤️🐾 I hope you got through the day okay. 120 2
Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 25/08/2026Watching Bedazzled, the Brendan Fraser and Elizabeth Hurley movie from 2000, and they ordered a Big Mac & large Coke. The total came to $3.47. Now, that same order costs $9.48. 000 0
Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 19/08/2026I just checked, and there's fortunately a sale on shoulder chuck now, so I might make be able to make a stew this week if they haven't sold out. 010 1
Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 27/06/2026Wouldn't this set a legal precedent that would allow the creation of a law to force the teaching of contents from The Satanic Bible? #HailSatan 020 2
Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 19/05/2026I've got my first female flower of the season growing on my zucchini! 050 5
Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 07/05/2026Here's my tiger stripe zucchini! These two flowers bloomed a couple of days ago, and I've already got half a dozen buds popping out to start blooming. 111 1
Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 26/04/2026I'm watching as my tomatoes ripen on the plant. Growing your own food is such a rewarding experience. 020 2
Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 17/03/2026And also... They grow up so fast! This is my tiger stripe zucchini. 010 1
Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 17/03/2026My garden is starting to sprout! I'm so excited for soybeans, snap peas, tomatoes, and zucchini! 120 2
Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 01/03/2026In history, a force that *has* been seen before: 023 3
Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 15/02/2026Is he auditioning for the role of Reverend Henry Kane in the Poltergeist movies? 010 1
Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 01/02/2026Facts are hard, Ron. Subtraction is too difficult. Let's see... Carry the two... Yep, they've made $72 million, so they're rolling in it! </sarcasm> 000 0
Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 22/12/2025My contribution to beautiful sunset clouds: 050 5
Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 23/10/2025Probably should have thought of that before you took advertising money from the US Secret Police, #Spotify. I hope they pay better than all of the Premium customers who canceled. 020 2
Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 30/09/2025Truwp is once again claiming we will see over a 1,000% price reduction for some pharmaceuticals, so I asked #Lumo what a 1,000% price reduction on a $100 item would look like. 010 1
Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 30/09/2025"Where did all of this long hair come from!? Is this new!?" Demi Moore in the '80s: 040 4
Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 27/09/2025The Abhorsen series by Garth Nix. 130 3
Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 25/09/2025Okay, #Spotify, we need to have a discussion around what's considered "Oldies"... That's too much choosing violence today. 030 3
Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 25/09/2025This morning, #Spotify chose violence. The playlist: the track. 110 1
Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 19/09/2025I have canceled my #Disney+ subscription with the following cancelation reason: 030 3
Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 14/08/2025If your phone comes with an EULA, you did not buy a phone. You bought a license to use that phone (the software that operates the phone's hardware). If they determine that you have violated any part of the EULA, they are allowed to brick your phone. 000 0
Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 12/08/2025Challenge: post your last photo taken in DC to show what a hellhole it is. 111 1
Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 08/08/2025You know you're living in fucked up times when your kid's school district has to publish this message for reassurance of the school children's safety. 110 1
Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 19/07/2025I think my Saturday night this weekend is going to be a late night cruise in my WRX while blasting Punkrocker by Teddybears on repeat. 120 2
Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 11/07/2025This picture is a few months old, but from my Samsung S24 Ultra. 010 1
Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 16/06/2025How am I older than all of the adult cast of The Great Outdoors was in 1988??? I'm 40 years old, and I still think they look older than me... Age in 1988: John Candy - 38 Stephanie Faracy - 36 Dan Aykroyd - 36 Annette Benning - 30 000 0
Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 06/06/2025Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows 010 1
Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 06/05/2025Y! Entertainment probably shouldn't have this person writing about Ghost... I love their song, "Circle"... Source: www.yahoo.com/entertainmen... 010 1
Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 06/05/2025Oh, shit! I'm at a healthy BMI! I'm so stoked! I wish I could tell my wife how excited I am about it, but it would negatively impact her own body image. So, I'm telling all of you, because I'm so very proud of my progress! 350 5
Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 01/05/2025emergency caturday is in effect. stay on your phones and post your cats 040 4
Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 01/05/2025Here, I've made it so that now Trump will absolutely believe it's real. You can't deny it! 120 2
Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 30/04/2025Wasn't this basically an entire South Park episode? 000 0
Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 29/04/2025This is not okay. www.whitehouse.gov/presidential... 000 0
Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 28/03/2025I wonder at what point in this trade war escalation 47 will use Canada's retaliatory actions to justify military action. You know, like Germany did with Poland. 020 2