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Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋

@abyzien.satan.social
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This account hails Satan and supports the rights of women and trans people to live as freely as white men have for time immemorial. Veteran, husband, cishet, polyamorous, leftist.

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Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 14/09/2026
Also, these are the genetic traits he's passing on to his kids. Hair plugs, cosmetic surgery, and hormone replacement drugs don't get passed along.
Two photos of Elon Musk. The photo on the right is more recent and the photo on the left is taken prior to receiving hair plugs, jawline surgery, and testosterone replacement therapies and is circled with an arrow pointing to it.
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Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 12/09/2026
Pup for pup. 🐾❤️🐾 I hope you got through the day okay.
Blue Merle Australian shepherd laying on his side on a stone tile floor
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Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 09/09/2026
ABC News headline corrected to read, "Mayor Mamdani says he'll attend 9/11 ceremony despite Islamophobic Racism," with a text sticker that reads, "fixed it!"
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Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 25/08/2026
Watching Bedazzled, the Brendan Fraser and Elizabeth Hurley movie from 2000, and they ordered a Big Mac & large Coke. The total came to $3.47. Now, that same order costs $9.48.
An in-app order of a Big Mac and a large Coke that totals $9.48.
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Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 19/08/2026
I just checked, and there's fortunately a sale on shoulder chuck now, so I might make be able to make a stew this week if they haven't sold out.
Stater Bros choice boneless beef chuck shoulder cross-rib roast listed at $4.99 per pound after a $4 off sale price reduction.
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Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 27/06/2026
Wouldn't this set a legal precedent that would allow the creation of a law to force the teaching of contents from The Satanic Bible? #HailSatan
The Satanic Bible, by Anton Szandor LaVey.
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Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 23/05/2026
Screenshot showing highlighted section of text that demonstrates the straw man fallacy.
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Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 19/05/2026
I've got my first female flower of the season growing on my zucchini!
A close-up of a very young female blossom on a zucchini plant.
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Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 07/05/2026
Here's my tiger stripe zucchini! These two flowers bloomed a couple of days ago, and I've already got half a dozen buds popping out to start blooming.
Tiger stripe zucchini flower bloomTiger stripe zucchini flower bloom
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Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 05/05/2026
Happy belated birthday!
An animated vanilla birthday cake with white icing and candles
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Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 26/04/2026
I'm watching as my tomatoes ripen on the plant. Growing your own food is such a rewarding experience.
A Roma tomato, opening on the plant.
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Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 26/03/2026
As you wish.
A Jack Russell terrier lying down on her side with a grey and white cat that is looking at the camera next to her.
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Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 17/03/2026
And also... They grow up so fast! This is my tiger stripe zucchini.
Two green leaves from a tiger stripe zucchini plant sprouting from the soil.
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Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 17/03/2026
My garden is starting to sprout! I'm so excited for soybeans, snap peas, tomatoes, and zucchini!
Two green leaves from a tiger stripe zucchini sprouting from the soil. Soybean sprout emerging from the soil.
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Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 01/03/2026
In history, a force that *has* been seen before:
A mushroom cloud is seen over Nagasaki, Japan, after the United States dropped an atomic bomb on the city on August 9, 1945. It came three days after a bomb was dropped over Hiroshima, Japan. Time Life Pictures/US Air Force/Getty Images
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Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 20/02/2026
A Satanic challenge coin depicting a goat wearing rainbow pride sunglasses, the leviathan cross, and a pentagram, with the words "Live Deliciously" on it.
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Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 15/02/2026
Is he auditioning for the role of Reverend Henry Kane in the Poltergeist movies?
Reverend Henry Kane from the Poltergeist movies. A gaunt old man with white hair wearing a black wide brim hat, white dress shirt, and black jacket, exposing his teeth in a grimacing, horrific way.
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Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 01/02/2026
Facts are hard, Ron. Subtraction is too difficult. Let's see... Carry the two... Yep, they've made $72 million, so they're rolling in it! </sarcasm>
Screen capture from boxofficemojo.com showing a box office gross of $2.9 million for the Melania movie.
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Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 22/12/2025
My contribution to beautiful sunset clouds:
Sunset photograph with red and orange clouds above a suburban neighborhood roofline.
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Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 23/10/2025
Probably should have thought of that before you took advertising money from the US Secret Police, #Spotify. I hope they pay better than all of the Premium customers who canceled.
Screenshot of a Spotify playlist named "Goodbye for now," which was presented after cancelling Spotify premium subscription. The song list is: "If" by Janet Jackson, "You" by Gold Panda, "Leave Us" by Djuma Soundsystem, "Now" by Paramore, "You'll" by Seekae, "Take Away" by Vasudeva, "The" by House Music, "Biggest" by Markk Blow, and "Part of Us" by Polar Circles, which creates the phrase, "If you leave us now you'll take away the biggest part of us."
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Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 30/09/2025
Truwp is once again claiming we will see over a 1,000% price reduction for some pharmaceuticals, so I asked #Lumo what a 1,000% price reduction on a $100 item would look like.
A 1000% price reduction means the discount equals 1,000% of the original price. 

Original price = $100
1,000% of $100 = 10 × 100 = $1,000

So the discount would be $1,000. Subtracting that from the original price: [(New Price) = $100 - $1,000 = -$900]

In practical terms, a negative price isn't meaningful — it would imply the seller pays the buyer $900. Typically, discounts larger than 100% aren't applied because they would lead to a price below zero. If the intention was to reduce the price to 1% of its original value, the calculation would be different (the new price would be $1).
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Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 30/09/2025
"Where did all of this long hair come from!? Is this new!?" Demi Moore in the '80s:
Demi Moore, photographed in 1981. A white woman with long, dark hair, wearing a white turtleneck and tan trousers.
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Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 27/09/2025
The Abhorsen series by Garth Nix.
Book cover art for Sabriel, book #1 of the Abhorsen book series written by Garth Nix, with Sabriel wielding a sword and a shadowy figure behind her.
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Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 25/09/2025
Okay, #Spotify, we need to have a discussion around what's considered "Oldies"... That's too much choosing violence today.
Spotify Morning Oldies Mix with songs by Redbone, Frankie Valli, King Harvest, Electric Light Orchestra, Frank Sinatra, Carole King, and, finally, the song "Tom's Diner - 7" Version" by DNA and Suzanne Vega from 1991.
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Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 25/09/2025
This morning, #Spotify chose violence. The playlist: the track.
Spotify playlist called "Morning Oldies Mix." The description of the playlist reads, "Morning Oldies music picked just for you." The song "Dreams" by The Cranberries.
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Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 19/09/2025
I have canceled my #Disney+ subscription with the following cancelation reason:
I am canceling my membership due to Disney's subsidiary, ABC, placing "Jimmy Kimmel Live" on hiatus. I believe this decision was a form of self-censorship in response to government pressure, and I cannot support a company that fails to uphold the First Amendment rights of its creators.
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Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 14/08/2025
If your phone comes with an EULA, you did not buy a phone. You bought a license to use that phone (the software that operates the phone's hardware). If they determine that you have violated any part of the EULA, they are allowed to brick your phone.
From the Legal page on Apple's website, regarding license information, there are highlighted sections that read: "Your use of Apple hardware products is based on terms and conditions in effect for the product at the time of purchase. Your agreement is required to use the product."
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Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 12/08/2025
Challenge: post your last photo taken in DC to show what a hellhole it is.
Pillar with a golden angel carrying a flag on top, in a park in Washington, D.C.
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Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 08/08/2025
You know you're living in fucked up times when your kid's school district has to publish this message for reassurance of the school children's safety.
In light of immigration-related activity across Southern California, we understand that many of our students and families may be facing uncertainty or fear about what lies ahead. At [redacted], we want to speak directly to those concerns. Every student holds incredible potential, and it is our responsibility to nurture that promise. That means creating an environment where each child's safety, dignity, and sense of belonging are protected, regardless of immigration status or national origin. Our schools are safe learning zones for all students, and we are proud to serve a community made stronger by its diversity, resilience, and shared commitment to education.
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Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 24/07/2025
A black patch that reads, 
"NO CAFFEINE NO GENEVA CONVENTIONS"
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Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 20/07/2025
Eat Me: A Zombie Musical
A man sitting on a chair above a drawing of a skull.
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Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 19/07/2025
I think my Saturday night this weekend is going to be a late night cruise in my WRX while blasting Punkrocker by Teddybears on repeat.
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Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 11/07/2025
This picture is a few months old, but from my Samsung S24 Ultra.
Earth's moon
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Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 16/06/2025
How am I older than all of the adult cast of The Great Outdoors was in 1988??? I'm 40 years old, and I still think they look older than me... Age in 1988: John Candy - 38 Stephanie Faracy - 36 Dan Aykroyd - 36 Annette Benning - 30
Photo of the OP, a bearded man with a tattooed forearm resting his chin in his hand while leaning forward in an office chair and smiling.
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Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 06/06/2025
Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows
Two cowboys in an intimate embrace.
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Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 23/05/2025
"The enemy is not Hamas, nor is it the military wing of Hamas," Feiglin, a former member of the Israeli parliament (Knesset), told Israeli TV Channel 14.

"Every child in Gaza is the enemy. We need to occupy Gaza and settle it, and not a single Gazan child will be left there. There is no other victory," he added.
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Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 10/05/2025
Tonight's moon.
The moon.
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Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 09/05/2025
She's beautiful. 😊
A disassembled Smith & Wesson M&P 2.0 lays on a wooden surface.
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Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 06/05/2025
Y! Entertainment probably shouldn't have this person writing about Ghost... I love their song, "Circle"... Source: www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
Excerpt from an article written by Yahoo! Entertainment that reads, "In 2015, Ghost won the Grammy Award for Best Metal Performance for their single 'Circle.'"
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Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 06/05/2025
Oh, shit! I'm at a healthy BMI! I'm so stoked! I wish I could tell my wife how excited I am about it, but it would negatively impact her own body image. So, I'm telling all of you, because I'm so very proud of my progress!
BMI trend graph over the past 3 months, showing a recent dip from being overweight to healthy.
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Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 04/05/2025
My masculine role model:
Pedro Pascal wearing a white t-shirt that reads, "Protect the Dolls."
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Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 01/05/2025
emergency caturday is in effect. stay on your phones and post your cats
Gray and White cat laying on her side
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Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 01/05/2025
Here, I've made it so that now Trump will absolutely believe it's real. You can't deny it!
White House Press Secretary with a bunch of photoshopped MS-13 tattoos on her face, with the addition of a text stamp that says "M S 1 3" that is obviously not a real tattoo.
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Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 30/04/2025
Wasn't this basically an entire South Park episode?
Screenshot of the Lovelingo Dating AI app, which makes romantic conversations easy by generating AI responses for you from messages you've pasted from conversations you're having with a love interest.
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Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 29/04/2025
This is not okay. www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
Section 4 of the executive order for "STRENGTHENING AND UNLEASHING AMERICA’S LAW ENFORCEMENT TO PURSUE CRIMINALS AND PROTECT INNOCENT CITIZENS."
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Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 27/04/2025
Given the absence of due process, the terms that best apply and highlight the illegitimacy and human rights violations inherent in this situation are:
Forcible expulsion: this emphasizes that the removal is against the will of the citizens and lacks any legal justification or fair procedure.
Summary expulsion: the term "summary" implies that the action is taken swiftly and without adherence to the usual legal processes or safeguards.
Arbitrary expulsion: "arbitrary" highlights that the decision to remove these citizens is based on the government's discretion without any legal basis or fair criteria.
Unlawful expulsion: this directly points out that the action is not in accordance with the law and violates the rights of the citizens.
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Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 06/04/2025
Very much. 🌄
Sunset in the distance under a cloudy sky. Pool, hot tub, and fire pit in the foreground. Mountains rising to the left.
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Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 04/04/2025
Geordi Laforge meme, saying no to "self punching," but agreeing with "consensual choking."
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Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 28/03/2025
I wonder at what point in this trade war escalation 47 will use Canada's retaliatory actions to justify military action. You know, like Germany did with Poland.
Rather than a simple persuasion to join Germany, Nazi Germany moved towards ever increasing demands, and when those demands were rejected, used those rejections as a casus belli for invasion. The Nazi regime then used propaganda to justify the invasion, falsely accusing Poland of atrocities against the ethnic Germans, and staging events like the Gleiwitz incident. Therefore, while there were diplomatic actions, those actions were used to create a situation where Germany could justify military action.
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Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 17/03/2025
Slight modification.
Black and white image depicting Hitler, and using the X (new Twitter) logo for eyes, and top of the Tesla logo as the Hitler mustache.
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