Andy @abt05c.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Living my life in such a way to never cross a man named Dudus 000
Andy @abt05c.bsky.social · 10/10/2026What a tough result to be handed. I hope you both find as much comfort as possible with each other. 010
Andy @abt05c.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Louisville's stadium lighting looks like fridge lighting before the invention of LED lights 000
Andy @abt05c.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Can confirm. Know multiple people who were on their way to being 3-sheets to the wind during Helene, when many feet of water started pouring into their house in St. Pete. 150
Andy @abt05c.bsky.social · 07/10/2026But there are a lot of very good looking moms born in 1992. So this song is still correct. 000
Andy @abt05c.bsky.social · 05/10/2026This image is crazy. This looks like Columbo, The Nanny, and Pat O'Brien at a 90s theme party 000
Andy @abt05c.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This tweet and the reaping and sowing tweet are the two most useful social media additions to pop culture. 040
Andy @abt05c.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Somewhere Brian Kelly has the inexplicable urge to throw it 40 times 001
Andy @abt05c.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Every year I grow older than Mr. Autumn Man, who's frozen in time. When I first read this, I was years younger than him. A cruel reminder of mortality, much like his beloved crunchy leaves. 000
Andy @abt05c.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I am now curious about how these chains buy the rights to music or is there a company that packages non-offensive pop hits to chains? Because I swear the music at Publix is not the music at CVS 110
Andy @abt05c.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I heard this in a Publix as my only time. What happened to them just playing Phil Collins and Cobie Caillat bangers? Since when do they play current music 140
Andy @abt05c.bsky.social · 21/09/2026This sounds like a Zora's Domain soundtrack from a Zelda game for the first minute (complimentary) 100
Andy @abt05c.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Waaaaait wait wait, this is how I'm learning Tommy Castellanos was the placeholder post Sorsby??? 020
Andy @abt05c.bsky.social · 16/09/2026FSU is ok with being outspent by Mississippi State and in the same spot as Vanderbilt. No wonder we fired Alford. Pathetic effort from a major program. 000
Andy @abt05c.bsky.social · 16/09/2026It's a shame Monaco doesn't fall on Memorial Day Weekend anymore, either. It was fun having that and the Indy 500 in the same weekend. 000
Andy @abt05c.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Yeeeeessssstatic.klipy.comGollum / Smeagol Dancing from Lord of the RingsAlt: Gollum / Smeagol Dancing from Lord of the Rings 000
Andy @abt05c.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The Browns are shit man, like this is one of the worst teams I've seen. 000
Andy @abt05c.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Ted Cruz on one pre-game show, Portnoy on the other. This sucks, man. 000
Andy @abt05c.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Haha what dorks *puts on Jags t-shirt* can you imagine being excited for that poverty franchise *dons Jags cap* they need to face reality *walks by dresser that has a Bortles jersey stored away deep* losers *refuses to acknowledge my conscience scream "Gus Bradley"* 270
Andy @abt05c.bsky.social · 05/09/2026"Hey dad, my car just broke down after filling up-- What's wrong with it? Yeah. Like, I just filled up. Yeah the green handle one." My dad: 000
Andy @abt05c.bsky.social · 31/08/2026"Come in, you have Athena's eyes" welcoming a barely conscious HVAC company GM to the tailgate whose polo is on its last thread containing the potbelly that's consumed 12 Mich Ultras and an unaccounted number of shots 010
Andy @abt05c.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I haven't debased myself with drugs or sex enough to get the despair in my voice like Paul Banks. It's a skill issue. 000
Andy @abt05c.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Surfing and robbing banks with masks of Henry VIII and Louis XIV 000
Andy @abt05c.bsky.social · 28/08/2026We are looking right past that he would have been a surfer if not for being the King of Norway??? Pøint Breåk 100
Andy @abt05c.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Lake America is what a Six Flags would call it's adjacent water park if they had a location in Myrtle Beach 000
Andy @abt05c.bsky.social · 27/08/2026You're not gonna sing as well as her, so you better have some real cool-ass vibes like Jack White covering Jolene. Are you as cool as Jack White on stage? 011
Andy @abt05c.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly is everything that people will be writing about her today, and more. My deeply flawed family on my dad's side was right about one thing- Dolly was a real one and the crown jewel of Country. 000
Andy @abt05c.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I would love to get paid millions of dollars to say "add Stephen A. Smith/Pat McAfee" when any decisions are being requested. What a gig. 010
Andy @abt05c.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Bilzerian was built in a lab to be the perfect Florida dipshit with the worst opinions. I don't know how nature vs. nurture goes but he was fucked either way. 000
Andy @abt05c.bsky.social · 14/08/2026He is born on the same day as Bryce Young, currently going into his FOURTH season with the Carolina Panthers 2515
Andy @abt05c.bsky.social · 11/08/2026If for some reason Mario Cristobal needed to recruit a Bhuddist monk do you think he could successfully sit in lotus pose and use chopsticks to do the dinner table pitch? 001
Andy @abt05c.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Brother, as a dad of a 5 year old I've seen every episode dozens of times. I get new crying events at random it seems. The last one that got me was Chili and Granddad sitting on the dock and him telling her "it was only yesterday" when he was watching her swim as a kid. 0270
Andy @abt05c.bsky.social · 06/08/2026HOLY SHIT I'm just now realizing the guy from the Sexy Grover meme was Ruben in Ocean's 11 1280
Andy @abt05c.bsky.social · 05/08/2026www.maptap.gg August 5 99🎯 100🎯 97🔥 99🎯 95🏅 Final score: 975 This isn't my best score ever, but for a day with both Chile and Russia? Yeah I'm thinking this is the best I've ever done.maptap.gg🎯MapTap Daily Geography GamePlay MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers. 000
Andy @abt05c.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Holy shit your eyes in the green dress. Perfect color choice, imo 👏 100
Andy @abt05c.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Your mother would circle Y, Trebekstatic.klipy.comGet OutALT: Get Out 050
Andy @abt05c.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Do you think he simply sent the Cardinals front office the video of Aaron Donald at the Rams facility and put some more 00s on a piece of paper? 020
Andy @abt05c.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Absolutely. If this movie could be transported back to the 00s or 90s I cannot tell you how many times I would fall asleep on a lazboy watching it on TBS from 12:05-4:55 000
Andy @abt05c.bsky.social · 22/07/2026www.maptap.gg July 22 99🎯 98🎯 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 Final score: 997 I AM THE SMARTEST MAN ALIVEmaptap.gg🎯MapTap Daily Geography GamePlay MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers. 000
