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Abssy_East

@abssyeast.bsky.social
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Founder, All You Can ETF LLC. Focused on index & ETP product development/management, marketing, and education. Good with letters and numbers. Always striving to be more Pythonic.

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Abssy_East @abssyeast.bsky.social · 9h
Given the way this house is burning do they even need to?
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Abssy_East @abssyeast.bsky.social · 12h
Zelenskyy should just tell Trump that he'll stop bombing Russian energy infrastructure as soon as Trump ends the war in ,like, 3 days or something.
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Abssy_East @abssyeast.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You mean a successful public execution?
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Abssy_East @abssyeast.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Head of lettuce you say?
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Abssy_East @abssyeast.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What, is vendor financing dead already?
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Abssy_East @abssyeast.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
In trade, through a favor from dad no doubt.
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Abssy_East @abssyeast.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Methought he protested too much…
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Abssy_East @abssyeast.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And the question remains as to which of his children have financial interest in the company that makes those blue cloth dividers
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Abssy_East @abssyeast.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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The Dude Lebowski Stirring His Drink
ALT: The Dude Lebowski Stirring His Drink
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Abssy_East @abssyeast.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
May all these products/services be less popular than the Zune, New Coke and/or the Edsel or even attempts to sell the Chevy Nova in Spanish-speaking markets.
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Abssy_East @abssyeast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So, misspelling United States is the new "crossed my fingers"?
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Abssy_East @abssyeast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Reaction Shocked
ALT: Reaction Shocked
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Abssy_East @abssyeast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The state of Pennsylvania is anchored. One side is Philadelphia, which is extremely left-leaning and the others major city is Pittsburgh (home of CMU), which leans more right so you can figure out that math pretty easy.
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Abssy_East @abssyeast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I mean, sampling stopped being theft once the artists who were being sampled started getting paid, so there’s that….
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Abssy_East @abssyeast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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South Park: Do You Trust The We Want What's Best For You?
ALT: South Park: Do You Trust The We Want What's Best For You?
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Abssy_East @abssyeast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Bethany
ALT: Bethany
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Abssy_East @abssyeast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dear @housedemocrats.bsky.social and @democrats.org Assuming you win back Congress, please focus your energies on “righting the ship” as opposed to more powerful finger pointing. Retribution is not what the country needs right now and will definitely not win you the White House in 2028.
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Abssy_East @abssyeast.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Looking forward to another full day with ETFGI and industry colleagues catching up on the current state of the global ETF industry!
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Abssy_East @abssyeast.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m sure it has nothing to do with forced conscription of dissidents into forces being sent to fight in Ukraine.
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Abssy_East @abssyeast.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Interested to see what becomes of the 1/2 price concessions and their effect on fans' uhh, behavior, after waiting for King Doofus to get settled in.
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Abssy_East @abssyeast.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Captain America: I Understood That Reference
ALT: Captain America: I Understood That Reference
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Abssy_East @abssyeast.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hey! This is a family site so keep it PG!
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Abssy_East @abssyeast.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ah, yes. Agreed!
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Abssy_East @abssyeast.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You’d be surprised. I had a former colleague who would fall asleep during takeoff. It’s almost like he had flight narcolepsy and would sleep through the entire flight. It didn’t matter what time a day it was. 
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Abssy_East @abssyeast.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Regardless of how “smart” a computer is, at the end of the day, they do what they told.
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Abssy_East @abssyeast.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sounds like one of my boys who once proudly stated to me that he knows "a lot of python."
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Abssy_East @abssyeast.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Maybe if she admits that the Democrats positioning on Israel needs to change, that might move the needle.
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Abssy_East @abssyeast.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The latest "hiring for your dream job" scam all the cool kids are running courtesy of LinkedIn:
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Abssy_East @abssyeast.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Doofus is close enough to the edge on big enough items that the TACO trade is gonna' be AWESOME!!
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Abssy_East @abssyeast.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You missspelled “Gen X” but otherwise, not a bad article?
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Abssy_East @abssyeast.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What they should do is adopt rugby extra points kicking rules
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Abssy_East @abssyeast.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Welcome to paycheque economics.
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Abssy_East @abssyeast.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We were driving from Toronto to see family in Upstate NY and my dad got pulled over for speeding. This was a little while after the Canadian embassy in Iran got some hostages out. Trooper let us off with a “thanks for getting our boys out.”
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Abssy_East @abssyeast.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I mean, I thought we already had enough footage of him running?
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Abssy_East @abssyeast.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Anyone who can get BNL in the country to do a nicely harmonized acapella national anthem has my vote. Also, Josh Allen…
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Abssy_East @abssyeast.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Let’s get AI to get the easy ones before we turn it on curing cancer?
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Abssy_East @abssyeast.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Hacker T Dog: We're Just Normal, Innocent Men
ALT: Hacker T Dog: We're Just Normal, Innocent Men
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Abssy_East @abssyeast.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Pricing Power indeed....
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Abssy_East @abssyeast.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not to mention the soon to be Seven Nations Rigby tournament?
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Abssy_East @abssyeast.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I mean, prices are still
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Too Damn High Jimmy Mc Millan
ALT: Too Damn High Jimmy Mc Millan
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Abssy_East @abssyeast.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Didn't realize that CBS, NYT, and FOX are at the vanguard of economic analysis. First three questions at the FOMC presser? Really?
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Abssy_East @abssyeast.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy: Agreed
ALT: Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy: Agreed
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Abssy_East @abssyeast.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
But what a better way to own the libs? Srsly, and the horse (elephant?) he rode in on.
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Abssy_East @abssyeast.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Cover everything? Even with out of pocket limits around $20,000 on top of the premiums?
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Abssy_East @abssyeast.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Retiring Clippy was a good start.
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Abssy_East @abssyeast.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It works for the king of Thailand…
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Abssy_East @abssyeast.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Who thought we would arrive at peak oil because of stupid political decisions?
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Abssy_East @abssyeast.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Or what, we’re going to start bombing Ukraine too?
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Abssy_East @abssyeast.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Get Patagonia vests pressed
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Abssy_East @abssyeast.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Reminds of a scene from the latest episode of Lioness: “It’s why they’re called ‘news stories’
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