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@absolutelyyash.bsky.social
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they/them || wordsmith || purveyor of bardic inspiration

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ash @absolutelyyash.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
..where did you get them?
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ash @absolutelyyash.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
RIGHT HERE YOUR MAJESTY
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ash @absolutelyyash.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
hehehehe >:)
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ash @absolutelyyash.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
what if the bog was just a really big escape room and you had magical eyes all over to watch the intruders struggle?
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ash @absolutelyyash.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
judge him back!!!
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ash @absolutelyyash.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
But then how will Leshy and the big monster get enrichment? They need *something* to keep them occupied, they're both very intelligent creatures
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ash @absolutelyyash.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Awww hell yeah!!!
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ash @absolutelyyash.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
thank you :D
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ash @absolutelyyash.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
where are the clerics when you need one...
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ash @absolutelyyash.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
it's a play on Odysseus calling himself "nobody" while he's fighting a cyclops.. hence "nobody" likes the joke
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ash @absolutelyyash.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
well since I'm already here.. mind if I have a cookie?
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ash @absolutelyyash.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
LETS GOOOOO putting this in all my playlists
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ash @absolutelyyash.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Nobody likes my favorite Odysseus joke.
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ash @absolutelyyash.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
read the first word as "diabetes" and was imagining someone's blood yelling insults... that's enough Internet for today
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ash @absolutelyyash.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
huzzah!!
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ash @absolutelyyash.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
prithee might I be added to the list?
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ash @absolutelyyash.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
omg a whole five follower
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ash @absolutelyyash.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
HELL YEAH JORGE VELASQUEZ
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ash @absolutelyyash.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
sounds like it's useful either way!
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ash @absolutelyyash.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
second breakfast is automatically better than first breakfast, merely because it is more breakfast
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ash @absolutelyyash.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
HELL YEAH!!! I'll borrow benet's fish to help eat the worms
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ash @absolutelyyash.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
EXACTLY
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ash @absolutelyyash.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
oh my god this is beautiful
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ash @absolutelyyash.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
OH MY GOD JORGE'S HERE
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ash @absolutelyyash.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
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a man is sitting on a couch and says it 's business time
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ash @absolutelyyash.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
EYYYY
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a young boy in a cowboy outfit is walking on a sidewalk
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ash @absolutelyyash.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
alas :( I am not here
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ash @absolutelyyash.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
All of my business is funny and I am CONDUCTING IT WITH EFFICIENCY
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ash @absolutelyyash.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
HELL YEAH IM GONNA MAKE SURE EVERYONES AWARE OF ME THIS WEEK
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ash @absolutelyyash.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
CATCH
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a man in a black shirt is holding a rope with a netflix logo behind him
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ash @absolutelyyash.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
it was my birthday, I was just a little birthday guy :(
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ash @absolutelyyash.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
that gif is literally you
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ash @absolutelyyash.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
i have some news that you'll appreciate
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ash @absolutelyyash.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
when i change my name to bardius I'll be able to say "it's bardin time" and bard all over my enemies. can't wait
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ash @absolutelyyash.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
no worries my friend!! I am merely glad thou hast arrived :D
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KATBOI667 ⚠️ @katboi667.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
noting the fact you said “they” instead of “he” or “she…” I can assume you apprentice is Non-BARD-nary?
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ash @absolutelyyash.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
HELL YEAH I AM
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ash @absolutelyyash.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
Thy digging experience hath come back to bite thee...
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ash @absolutelyyash.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
OH MY GOD FICUS YOURE HERE WELCOME TO THE SKY REALM
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ash @absolutelyyash.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
personally I think that should be forgiven because it was my birthday week
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ash @absolutelyyash.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
HUZZAH
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ash @absolutelyyash.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
i just think humanity is neat
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ash @absolutelyyash.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
no masters or kings when the rituals begin
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ash @absolutelyyash.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
ah, the memories.. twas a good party!!
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ash @absolutelyyash.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
THANK THEE ZASORIMM
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ash @absolutelyyash.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
damn good for him
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ash @absolutelyyash.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
better than spiderverse 10/10
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ash @absolutelyyash.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
..is that an anime guy?
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ash @absolutelyyash.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
nor bards!!!
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ash @absolutelyyash.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
alas... can ye not conjure some gold to buy a weapon from a smithy?
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