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Clare

@absolutelyiris.bsky.social
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Here to obsess and complain but in a totally positive way. 🇵🇷🎵📝 @SayWhatSugar on Twitter ko-fi.com/absolutelyiris

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Clare @absolutelyiris.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Salma Hayek is 58 years old. I am no better than a man.
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Clare @absolutelyiris.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Sam Claflin, please.
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Clare @absolutelyiris.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
☹️
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Clare @absolutelyiris.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Chanel Resort 2025- we're seeeing Matthieu Blazy starting to bleed in, I'm convinced #fashionsky
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Clare @absolutelyiris.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
This HAS to be Blazy- this is a complete departure from Chanel previously #fashionsky #metgala2025
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Clare @absolutelyiris.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
This has to be all Matthieu Blazy for Chanel #MetGala2025 #fashionsky
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Clare @absolutelyiris.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
She made the cake!
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Clare @absolutelyiris.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
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Clare @absolutelyiris.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
My sister is married 😭💍
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Clare @absolutelyiris.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Chanel is so dumb- if Kendrick Lamar wants menswear, you GIVE him menswear, why does he need to improvise with the women's collection? Look at him, look at his drip! Matthieu Blazy, fix this! #fashionsky
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Clare @absolutelyiris.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
I cannot believe Cuntissimo is what makes Marina Diamandis trend with Gen Z lol
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Clare @absolutelyiris.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Sometimes work is cool.
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Clare @absolutelyiris.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Citadel cost $500 million to produce. They could have done another season of Daisy Jones and the Six, release the director's cut and concert film, do a limited tour, and still would have had over $350 million to spare.
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Clare @absolutelyiris.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
The Pitt is actually going to have a man and woman be friends without falling in love, God bless. 🙏
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Clare @absolutelyiris.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Priscilla Presley is releasing another memoir, which was a given considering Lisa Marie’s memoir. I hope she addresses her bf molesting Lisa Marie, her neglect of LM, her harassment of Danny Keough for decades, her stealing Graceland $$, her suing her granddaughter for the estate...should be fun!
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Clare @absolutelyiris.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
It's too early for this.
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Clare @absolutelyiris.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
By the way, took me an embarrassingly long time to realize Dr Ellis is BERNIE.
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Clare @absolutelyiris.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Netflix doesn't even have a script for the Evelyn Hugo movie they optioned 84 years ago, why the hell are they doing another Taylor Jenkins Reid adaptation?? And also- THIS gets a series and Evelyn Hugo gets a two hour movie? Make it make sense.
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Clare @absolutelyiris.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
It is actually hilarious that it is super obvious who Lindsey Buckingham's favorite child is. I am looking forward to their YouTube thing, though.
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Clare @absolutelyiris.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Doctors running to YouTube to get their coins by reviewing The Pitt. Get your monies, kings and queens of medicine.
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Clare @absolutelyiris.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
And I love me a sarcastic, tormented brunette asshole.
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Clare @absolutelyiris.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Amazon stays winning, I guess.
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Clare @absolutelyiris.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
She's going to look *exactly* like Riley and her sister is going to look exactly like Lisa Marie
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Clare @absolutelyiris.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
The Elvis/Priscilla genes are STRONG, man. This is not two pics of Riley Keough, that's Riley and her little sister.
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Clare @absolutelyiris.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Riley Keough is very 70s too, imo! I love normal, beautiful faces lol
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Clare @absolutelyiris.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
I can appreciate a talented nepo baby not riding on their parents' coat tails. She and her sister also hate each other so that's cool. Enjoy!
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Clare @absolutelyiris.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
She just does moody, witchy and I wish she would release more.
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Clare @absolutelyiris.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
She's kind of Billie Eilish-esque, I guess?
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Clare @absolutelyiris.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Sometimes I like to recommend music so here's some. Aimee Osbourne, the private, hidden daughter of Ozzy, sings! And it's pretty good.
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Clare @absolutelyiris.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Saw this on reddit and I'm glad it's not just me. Why are the youth shrieking like banshees all the time?
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Clare @absolutelyiris.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
A 13 year old boy is arrested for murder and his parents have to confront who he really is. It's all one shot and the child is a newcomer and brilliant
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Clare @absolutelyiris.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
✨️
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Clare @absolutelyiris.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Oh, so that outfit was her idea, fire her
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Clare @absolutelyiris.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
The white one would have been glorious at the Emmys with red lips and this hair. Like, why is her fits matronly and her hair FLAT? Her daddy gave her thick, curly, glorious hair! I'm just mad af lmao
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Clare @absolutelyiris.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Exactly! Where are the vintage pieces for award shows and premieres??
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Clare @absolutelyiris.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
This was the exact moment I said she had to fucking go
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Clare @absolutelyiris.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Tyla's stylist did this. Imagine RILEY in this during DJATS promo??
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Clare @absolutelyiris.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
YES. Also every time I look at Elle Fanning and imagine the possibilities 😩
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Clare @absolutelyiris.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
From the same show! And she's the one looking a whole mess. I'm over Jamie Mizrahi, she fucked up Mikey Madison all award season too.
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Clare @absolutelyiris.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
What the hell is this
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Clare @absolutelyiris.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
She's too young and hot to be dressed so matronly. Matthieu Blazy, save Chanel, omg #fashionsky
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Clare @absolutelyiris.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
People were actually having age gap discourse about Dolly Parton and Carl Dean??
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Clare @absolutelyiris.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
💔
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Clare @absolutelyiris.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Dolly Parton's husband Carl was a real lover. They don't make them like this anymore.
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Clare @absolutelyiris.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
😍
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Clare @absolutelyiris.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
I don't hate this (although I don't necessarily love it). It's giving whimsical and almost old Hollywood glamor. Not quite, because modern Chanel is modern Chaneling, but I see the vision. Matthieu Blazy, save us. #fashionsky
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Clare @absolutelyiris.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Omg she lives
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Clare @absolutelyiris.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Is this man okay
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Clare @absolutelyiris.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
I've never wanted a music video more than for Kendrick Lamar’s Peekaboo after seeing the Super Bowl cinematography.
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Clare @absolutelyiris.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
#fashionsky
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