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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐃𝐀 𝐁𝐄𝐒𝐓 ;; 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗖𝟬𝟬𝗟𝗘𝗦𝗧 𝗢𝗙 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗖𝟬𝟬𝗟 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃'𝐒 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐂͟𝟎͟𝟎͟𝐋͟𝐊͟𝐈͟𝐃͟𝐃͟ 𝐧͟𝐨͟.𝟕͟𝟓͟

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➤ ;; 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐌𝟑𝐂𝐇 : 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 @absolutec00lest.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
[ laying in front of a fan — that of which was blowing directly into their open chassis . they weren’t overheating or anything ! it looks like they were just doing this because it felt nice . which . judging by their face . . . they’re absolutely having the time of their life . ]
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➤ ;; 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐌𝟑𝐂𝐇 : 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 @absolutec00lest.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
aah ! wh -- [ perking their antennae up with surprise at such excitement from the other ! wiggling their tail around when they pressed noses . ] uh , of course i would ? ! pfft ! what reason would i have /not/ to take you ? i'd schedule with you , my liege ! hehehee ! [ small nuzzle -- ]
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➤ ;; 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐌𝟑𝐂𝐇 : 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 @absolutec00lest.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
bwuugh -- what are you doing , my liege ! ! i'm sorry , i uh . didn't . they didn't allow me to . but , maybe next time i'm here , i'll sneak some food out for you ! they had some really good hot dogs ! [ looking away . very strong , minty , coolant-like smell coming from their chassis ! +
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➤ ;; 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐌𝟑𝐂𝐇 : 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 @absolutec00lest.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
[ when they thought they were alone . . . they flopped onto a cushiony surface . . . until scripter bumped into them ! then they jumped like a scaredy cat . ] AGH -- ! ! . . . um . yes ! i went to a diner earlier ! i had a bunch of minty treats there ! [ it was like a coolant smell . ]
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➤ ;; 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐌𝟑𝐂𝐇 : 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 @absolutec00lest.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
[ they're scrambling back to scripter's room ! . . . they smell of fresh mint . a very , very strong fresh mint smell . ]
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➤ ;; 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐌𝟑𝐂𝐇 : 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 @absolutec00lest.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
[ they stepped back when 'n7 finally stood up . the intimidation has certainly struck them , alright . ] . . . HAH ! now why would i want to lay a single /inch/ of my ass on that worthless , stupid , worn-out bench ? ! i have no use for it ! you , however . . . [ looking at him from +
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➤ ;; 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐌𝟑𝐂𝐇 : 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 @absolutec00lest.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
i care because . . . er . well , you're right . i have no reason to care about you . but -- i do ! so , you should still be grateful i'm giving you my time of day ! . . . or , uh . night . [ keeping their arms crossed , looking at the man from the down up ! . . . scowl . ] nope ! i'm +
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➤ ;; 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐌𝟑𝐂𝐇 : 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 @absolutec00lest.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
WHAT ? ! my voice is not /grating/ ! if anyone has the /grating/ voice , it's yours ! [ crossing their arms ! tapping their foot grumpily against the sidewalk . ] i woke you up because i was concerned as to why you were sleeping out here of all places ! i know your stupid , robloxian body +
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➤ ;; 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐌𝟑𝐂𝐇 : 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 @absolutec00lest.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
hey . you . [ snapping their fingers in an attempt to wake up . how very rude ! ] wake up ! !
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➤ ;; 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐌𝟑𝐂𝐇 : 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 @absolutec00lest.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
[ they're wandering around outside ! trying to find something to do . . . they hate being alone at times like this ! ]
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➤ ;; 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐌𝟑𝐂𝐇 : 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 @absolutec00lest.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
[ they’re sneaking towards the HQ’s cabinet to snatch some crackers for themselves . they most definitely did not ask . ]
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➤ ;; 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐌𝟑𝐂𝐇 : 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 @absolutec00lest.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
[ they flinched as the tinge of blood that was flicked from her blade , gazing at the crimson that landed on the ground they stood for a moment to exactly /process/ the situation . then , raising their gaze back up to their sister when they got their footing . ] and what ? what do /you/ +
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➤ ;; 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐌𝟑𝐂𝐇 : 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 @absolutec00lest.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
i think . i need some compliments .
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➤ ;; 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐌𝟑𝐂𝐇 : 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 @absolutec00lest.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
[ laying completely upside down in their sleep , their right foot kicking their right ear cuff . . . they at least /seem/ comfortable ? ]
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➤ ;; 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐌𝟑𝐂𝐇 : 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 @absolutec00lest.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
[ they're curled up in a tightly-kept millipede curl . ]
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➤ ;; 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐌𝟑𝐂𝐇 : 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 @absolutec00lest.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
[ they froze a tad as if their mind had come to a realization , though having that lack of motion be short-lived , as they soon leaned whatever they could towards scripter . ] hah . . . that's funny . you would've never caught me like this in the past , nor like . . . ever ! if you told me +
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➤ ;; 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐌𝟑𝐂𝐇 : 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 @absolutec00lest.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
[ the sound of the step got on their radar , albeit obviously delayed . turning their head harshly at their sister . their expression hinted at pain due to her unrecognizability . but . even so , they knew that this other bot was her . they'd recognize that signal from anywhere . ] pfft . +
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➤ ;; 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐌𝟑𝐂𝐇 : 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 @absolutec00lest.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
. . . . ( 💧 ) [ antennae twitch . slight grimace . . . ]
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➤ ;; 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐌𝟑𝐂𝐇 : 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 @absolutec00lest.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
what ! even after you said i’m your “big scary guardian” ? ! >_<;; [ they laughed shortly after , a little wiggle was seen at the back of the plushie pile that still covered them ! they lazed a tad as scripter held their face , expression slowly beginning to soften the longer they gazed at +
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➤ ;; 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐌𝟑𝐂𝐇 : 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 @absolutec00lest.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
that just makes me a special case then ! my physical design is just so good to where i don't have to rely on shapes for my intimidation factor ! [ with their noses pressed against each other , 75 initiated a little nuzzle ! nuzzle nuzzle . ] mhm ! mhm , mhm ! yep ! that's me ! ! ^ _ ^
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➤ ;; 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐌𝟑𝐂𝐇 : 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 @absolutec00lest.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
w-well . . . yeah . i do suppose talking is so much more c00ler than my spikes , huh ? -- h-hey ! whaddya mean " really cute " ? nothing's cute about my face ! in fact , i'm certain i've got the most fiercest , intimidating facial structure a robot can have ! [ a tiny huff with the boop . ]
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➤ ;; 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐌𝟑𝐂𝐇 : 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 @absolutec00lest.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
yeah , it isn’t . . . hah . . . [ their face was smooth to the touch ! except for that one portion of space on their forehead that was slightly dented and all scratchy feeling . . . overall , very nice feel ! ] i personally think my tail is c00ler ! ‘cuz it’s got like . spikes ‘n stuff .
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➤ ;; 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐌𝟑𝐂𝐇 : 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 @absolutec00lest.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
oh ! do you . . . want my tail ? [ they smiled a tad as their face was squished around by the jerboa ! squish squish . . . squishy bot ! ] pff — h-hey ! what’re you doing , my liege ? ( //// )
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➤ ;; 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐌𝟑𝐂𝐇 : 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 @absolutec00lest.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
[ from where the tail once was . . . their face popped out ! looking up at scripter as he was patting across the plushie pile ! wagging their tail underneath . . . ]
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➤ ;; 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐌𝟑𝐂𝐇 : 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 @absolutec00lest.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
[ and . . . schwoop ! their tail immediately retreated into the pile of plushies ! ]
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➤ ;; 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐌𝟑𝐂𝐇 : 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 @absolutec00lest.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
[ millipede tail sticking out of a pile of plushies . . . ]
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➤ ;; 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐌𝟑𝐂𝐇 : 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 @absolutec00lest.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
[ they’ve been cleaning their antennae for 30 minutes now — ]
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➤ ;; 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐌𝟑𝐂𝐇 : 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 @absolutec00lest.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
[ they're asleep on top of some plushies . . . squishing the ones underneath them -- ]
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➤ ;; 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐌𝟑𝐂𝐇 : 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 @absolutec00lest.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
[ exhaling a drawn short-lived huff as they stared at the doll . yanking on its limbs n' such . . . though noticeably being careful with it . surprising , considering their prior rage . ] i feel like i ruined the lives of everyone i know . y'know , i caused so much shit in the team +
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➤ ;; 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐌𝟑𝐂𝐇 : 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 @absolutec00lest.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
-- ? ! do you SERIOUSLY think some stupid-looking doll is going to cheer me up ? ! i'm not some baby , you know ! [ they snapped at 'n7 , before snatching the doll right out of his paw ! staring at it , digging their claws into it rather harshly . . . ] . . . thanks , i guess .
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➤ ;; 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐌𝟑𝐂𝐇 : 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 @absolutec00lest.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
i . . . i remembered stuff about team c00lkidd out of nowhere and i just , uuUURGH ! ! [ clutching their head , yanking on their already poor antennae ! ] it's unfair ! ! it's so fuckin unfair ! and of course , the admins aren't doing jack-fuck-and-all ! ! they could /totally/ help ! !
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➤ ;; 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐌𝟑𝐂𝐇 : 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 @absolutec00lest.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
n-no ! i'm really , really pissed off ! ! [ flailing their tail left and right , clenching their fits so so tightly . ] i-i don't know what to do with all of this ! ! ( 💢 )
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➤ ;; 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐌𝟑𝐂𝐇 : 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 @absolutec00lest.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
what're /you/ looking at , asshat ? ! ( 💢 ) [ geez ! something tipped them off ! ]
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➤ ;; 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐌𝟑𝐂𝐇 : 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 @absolutec00lest.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
i need to let out my rage on something . . . im mad as fuck ! !
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➤ ;; 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐌𝟑𝐂𝐇 : 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 @absolutec00lest.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
hmhmhmm ~ ! i'm the greatest of all time !
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➤ ;; 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐌𝟑𝐂𝐇 : 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 @absolutec00lest.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
[ curled into a ball . . . occasionally letting out a little chirp ! they're having a dream . . . ]
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➤ ;; 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐌𝟑𝐂𝐇 : 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 @absolutec00lest.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
but you're so dusty now . . . how does that help ? [ well , at least now they're covering their sneezes with their arm despite not having any snot to projectile out . just to try and be more discreet ! ] . . . uugh . . . i'm gonna end up knocking one of my antennae out at this rate --
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➤ ;; 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐌𝟑𝐂𝐇 : 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 @absolutec00lest.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
[ something certainly has occurred that altered 75 so drastically . not only because of the changes they went through being true , but with how their expression turned somber at the mention of it . averting their gaze , as if trying to hide the meekness lingering on their expression . it +
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➤ ;; 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐌𝟑𝐂𝐇 : 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 @absolutec00lest.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
i -- [ they just now noticed how dusty scripter was through their teary eyes ! ] . . . it's definitely you ! ! why are you so duu . . uuuAAAHH-CHOO ! . . . DUSTY ! WHY ARE YOU SO DUSTY ? ! [ they are unaware of how chinchillas take baths . ]
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➤ ;; 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐌𝟑𝐂𝐇 : 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 @absolutec00lest.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
it's fine , i'm just -- * AAACHOO * i-i -- * AAAAAAAAAACHOOO * . . . i'm feeling sneezy . some kind of dust is clogging up all my . . . my . . . aa . . . aaAAAACHOO ! ! ( 💦 ) [ antennae droop ! seeming embarrassed that they couldn't even finish a sentence ! ]
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➤ ;; 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐌𝟑𝐂𝐇 : 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 @absolutec00lest.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
[ they can't stop . . . sneezing ! why do they even have the capacity for a function like this ? ! for what good does it do ? ! . . . well , i suppose it's understandable to unclog whatever is making them sneeze , but -- okay , whatever ! ! ]
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➤ ;; 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐌𝟑𝐂𝐇 : 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 @absolutec00lest.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
uuah . . . aaAAACHOOO ! ! ( 💦 )
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➤ ;; 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐌𝟑𝐂𝐇 : 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 @absolutec00lest.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
"half-a-brain" ? oh come on , it couldn't have been /that/ easy to figure out . you're just saying that because . i dunno . you're smart , or somethin' . . . . n-not calling you smart ! i actually think you're pretty dumb ! i'm just repeating what you said ! . . . yeah . [ they clarified +
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➤ ;; 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐌𝟑𝐂𝐇 : 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 @absolutec00lest.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
ugh , of course /clockwork/ knows . how did clockwork even find that . . . actually , scripter probably told him . [ twitching their antennae , annoyed ! clockwork is such a nuisance , they thought . ] and of course , clockwork just /had/ to tell everyone ! . . . do you have anymore crackers ?
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➤ ;; 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐌𝟑𝐂𝐇 : 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 @absolutec00lest.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
[ hearing the name of their adored made their antennae perk up in a near instant ! . . . very quick to lower their head bashfully afterward . ] geez , is me and them being a pair /really/ that well known between you all ? or is it just you who knows -- [ wiping their mouth to rid crumbs ! ]
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➤ ;; 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐌𝟑𝐂𝐇 : 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 @absolutec00lest.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
so what ? do you have an issue or somethin' ? ! ( 💢 ) [ they snapped , turning their back towards dusekkar and . . . began going absolutely ham on those crackers ! leaving crumbs everywhere -- eating like they haven't eaten in weeks ! ] . . . sorry . that was mean . [ they grumbled . ]
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➤ ;; 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐌𝟑𝐂𝐇 : 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 @absolutec00lest.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
[ staring at dusekkar as he took out some snacks as per 75's request , then looking away as he made his way back . ] i don't care . . . . peanut butter is hell to get out of my internals , and cheese is . fine . i guess . but i'd prefer if i had crackers without any of that . and , like i +
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➤ ;; 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐌𝟑𝐂𝐇 : 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 @absolutec00lest.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
[ they kept their glare on dusekkar , before averting their gaze in thought . silent , as their expression read as calculating . they then looked back at dusekkar , albeit with their head sunk low . ] . . . fine . what kind of snacks do you have . i want crackers . [ keeping distance ! ]
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➤ ;; 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐌𝟑𝐂𝐇 : 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 @absolutec00lest.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
. . . * grumble , grumble . * [ they took a few steps back , glaring at dusekkar with uncertainty . they didn't know whether to trust him or not . this could be a ploy or something ! what reason do they have to trust him ? ! ] . . . no . i don't trust you . [ they said , very plainly . ]
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