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the wokemaster

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the wokemaster @absoluteboi.com · 30/08/2026
oh.. hes gonna lose
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the wokemaster @absoluteboi.com · 08/08/2026
more than "contains" it is far and away the primary component
natural gas is 70-90% methane - Yale University
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the wokemaster @absoluteboi.com · 28/07/2026
ive been writing for 20 years and my shit is still illegible is an amazing.. flex? lol whats the goal here?
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the wokemaster @absoluteboi.com · 25/07/2026
heres the op as far as i know. quotes/replies disabled. bsky.app/profile/taliajane.bsky.social/post/3leypvlnftk2l
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the wokemaster @absoluteboi.com · 21/07/2026
incompetent analysis. those bills didnt pass until nov '21, by that point most of the inflation increased had already set in.
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the wokemaster @absoluteboi.com · 20/07/2026
damn so true
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the wokemaster @absoluteboi.com · 17/07/2026
this is our world
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the wokemaster @absoluteboi.com · 05/07/2026
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the wokemaster @absoluteboi.com · 30/05/2026
www.wusa9.com/article/news...
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the wokemaster @absoluteboi.com · 30/05/2026
www.wusa9.com/article/news...
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the wokemaster @absoluteboi.com · 28/05/2026
*jokerification intensifies*
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the wokemaster @absoluteboi.com · 26/05/2026
reading the israeli stock exchange price chart from october '23 to now will turn you into the joker, but it makes sense given western nations have been shoveling money at them while increasing austerity at home and given them carte blanche for even more rampant land theft
israeli stock exchange index price has risen from 1870 to 4483 since the start of genocide in Gaza
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the wokemaster @absoluteboi.com · 21/05/2026
in case of post detach, theyre trying to make the very profound point that social media apps are hosted on the cloud and therefore any type of data center for whatever purpose are all equals
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the wokemaster @absoluteboi.com · 15/05/2026
from my facebook
i will say this: from my experience watching american politics closely for the better part of the decade... IF democrats do win control of the house and even (tho extremely unlikely) the senate, I fully expect a reality show type circus where in any event that piece of shit in the white house pulls some more racist/classist shit, that JUST ENOUGH democrats will cross party lines in congressional votes to enable trump and his bs. dont get your hopes up too high for a change in politics.
- November 6, 2018
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the wokemaster @absoluteboi.com · 08/05/2026
would you believe this is a real tweet that the bluesky account posted only 6 months ago?
@bluesky: "every time a software tool adds an AI feature nobody asked for, a human logs off"

- on Nov 20, 2025
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the wokemaster @absoluteboi.com · 06/05/2026
fuck i really wanna know
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the wokemaster @absoluteboi.com · 05/05/2026
thanks for admitting youre a fucking idiot @proptermalone.bsky.social
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the wokemaster @absoluteboi.com · 10/03/2026
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the wokemaster @absoluteboi.com · 24/02/2026
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the wokemaster @absoluteboi.com · 23/02/2026
i think it's an incredible lack of self awareness and critical thinking to assert this kind of stuff in the the wake of the recent revelations re: dems 2024 post-mortem, given that this country participated in three straight elections where either a black man or a woman won the popular vote.
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the wokemaster @absoluteboi.com · 23/02/2026
jstreetpac.org/candidate/da... jstreet.org/about-us/
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the wokemaster @absoluteboi.com · 18/02/2026
lol @techdirt.com blocked me for clocking them as becoming an LLM slop rag
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the wokemaster @absoluteboi.com · 16/02/2026
stock indices are denominated in their local currencies. the dunk here isnt saying "ITS POINTS", it's pointing out that this valuation only looks high when denominated in dollars. here's what the dow looks like in euros, pesos and kroner vs the dollar.
dow in eurosdow in kronerdow in pesosdow in dollars
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the wokemaster @absoluteboi.com · 15/02/2026
this is a mirage. the dow denominated in USD is at all time highs due to the devaluation of the dollar. denominate it in Mexican Pesos and it's down 8% from its all time high set in Q1 2025
candle chart of the dow jones denominated in usdcandle chart of the dow jones denominated in mxn
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the wokemaster @absoluteboi.com · 11/02/2026
are you stupid or something? none of the test flights have attempted to leave leo because it cant. it cant even do a payload test. but the artemis 3 contract is for a reusable human rated starship rocket to get to the moon. which nasa is now saying wont happen before '28. see original timeline.
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the wokemaster @absoluteboi.com · 20/10/2025
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the wokemaster @absoluteboi.com · 04/10/2025
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the wokemaster @absoluteboi.com · 10/09/2025
what the ap is running
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the wokemaster @absoluteboi.com · 10/09/2025
in case youre wondering how liberal media is "stepping up in this historical moment" well, the ap is already doing a disgusting gushing and revisioning of charlie kirk's far right propagandizing efforts over the past decade. see "right of center" and "centering working class" as utter bs claims
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the wokemaster @absoluteboi.com · 29/08/2025
@tangled.sh having an issue trying to create a repo in the default knot. is this expected? is it necessary to self-host a knot?
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the wokemaster @absoluteboi.com · 28/08/2025
this is ridiculous, this was literally what you said. your point was that shes obsessed with influencer culture (your words) and pointing out her beat is literally influencer culture explains why shes always investigating influencers. just ooc how old are you?
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the wokemaster @absoluteboi.com · 26/08/2025
these llm researches really fancy themselves philosopher kings here. they literally try to back this up with "we honestly know if pencils are conscious" theyre so much smarter than everyone that they have to entertain such nonsensical notions that the average 5 year has already figured out
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the wokemaster @absoluteboi.com · 28/06/2025
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the wokemaster @absoluteboi.com · 06/06/2025
trust me
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the wokemaster @absoluteboi.com · 27/05/2025
gotta have them ribs. and pussy, too!
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the wokemaster @absoluteboi.com · 15/03/2025
lmfao come the fuck onnnn
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the wokemaster @absoluteboi.com · 12/03/2025
i know theyre not the only ones to vote against reducing the speed limit, but theyre the ones cynically using their economically disadvantaged constituents to oppose the legislation when its the west and southwest sides that experience the most traffic fatalities a.k.a. their constituents
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the wokemaster @absoluteboi.com · 05/03/2025
lol all it took
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the wokemaster @absoluteboi.com · 21/02/2025
who enables these soft ass bitches?
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the wokemaster @absoluteboi.com · 20/02/2025
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the wokemaster @absoluteboi.com · 20/02/2025
this is not a serious city
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the wokemaster @absoluteboi.com · 14/02/2025
fucking loser
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the wokemaster @absoluteboi.com · 13/02/2025
when kanye first started releasing music i was like this is mid and this guy is annoying. then pitchfork gives him a glowing review and all the hipsters start acting like he's the greatest artist of all time.
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the wokemaster @absoluteboi.com · 12/02/2025
pussified world we live in
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the wokemaster @absoluteboi.com · 11/02/2025
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the wokemaster @absoluteboi.com · 05/02/2025
pedo state
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the wokemaster @absoluteboi.com · 16/01/2025
unserious fucking people. this is why identity politics is an absolute cancer for society.
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the wokemaster @absoluteboi.com · 06/01/2025
again
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the wokemaster @absoluteboi.com · 06/01/2025
stop fucking sealioning www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK557...
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the wokemaster @absoluteboi.com · 06/01/2025
good morning sunday morning
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