WormWoodWobble🍑🔞 @absolutebinch.bsky.social · 13hDr Strangelove Hot take but Kubrick might be good. Legit it’s insane how well this holds up, so, so many good jokes. Turgidson’s my fave (“HAS HE GOT A CHANCE? HELL YE-“) but he’s got stiff competition, every character gets a stand-out moment. Rip General Ripper you would’ve loved semen retention. 100
WormWoodWobble🍑🔞 @absolutebinch.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Fuck it, engagement bait time cuz I gotta know 110
WormWoodWobble🍑🔞 @absolutebinch.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Opted to give my boi Alex a hooked nose and @abysstheportal.bsky.social went crazy over the thought and drew these GREAT doodles of Alex and Abyss. Also featuring older dilf versions of our OCs and a cameo by Massive Sam Ass 051
WormWoodWobble🍑🔞 @absolutebinch.bsky.social · 08/08/2026The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Grimy and rancid, soaked in blood and dirt and sweat. The sun cooks your skin as metal scrapes bone. A cockroach wouldn’t feel at home here. “There are moments when we cannot believe that what is happening is really true. Pinch yourself and you may find out that it is.” 100
WormWoodWobble🍑🔞 @absolutebinch.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Kwaidan Mesmerizing, full of atmosphere and sorrow, beating with empathy even for its ghosts. Intricate, theatrical sets interspersed with bursts of the prettiest matte paintings ever made. My jaw dropped at some of these shots. And god, that biwa. All stories are ghost stories. 100
WormWoodWobble🍑🔞 @absolutebinch.bsky.social · 30/07/2026A Chinese Ghost Story Taoism raps! Exploding palm blasts! A genuinely sweet love story between a dumbass and his ghost gf! Loony Toons-ass hijinks! A tongue demon milf and an evil pile of severed heads! Hype music! Has everything I didn’t know I needed, by far the best of the wuxias I’ve seen. 110
WormWoodWobble🍑🔞 @absolutebinch.bsky.social · 11/07/2026This phenomenon is how ya get stuff like this 140
WormWoodWobble🍑🔞 @absolutebinch.bsky.social · 05/07/2026The Hidden Autistic king and beleaguered cop track down a body-hopping parasite with a love for speed metal and disproportionate violence. Hilarious and awesome, every possessed person does an amazing job and the parasite is such a fun shithead villain. They flamethrower and explode a senator here. 100
WormWoodWobble🍑🔞 @absolutebinch.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Holy Flame of the Martial World Utter nonsense at a breakneck pace, kinda sucks but in a way that’s awesome. People spinning around on wires, teleporting mummies, nerf toy-ass swords, blaring audio, finger explosions and shoddy skeletons and evil letters. My ideal wuxia, just loads of fun. 100
WormWoodWobble🍑🔞 @absolutebinch.bsky.social · 28/06/2026The shot of Hidetora shambling out of the smoke like a ghost and then cutting to this has to be like top 5 movie moments ever right 000
WormWoodWobble🍑🔞 @absolutebinch.bsky.social · 25/06/2026I anticipate fucked up vore art for one specific character based solely on this gag 120
WormWoodWobble🍑🔞 @absolutebinch.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Cure Lonely and decrepit, palpable malaise and misery suffusing every frame, hypnotic and haunting until the violence jolts you out of a trance. Lotta surreal elements that are creepy as fuck + a villain who’s MO hits much harder for me now. What if your worst intrusive thoughts just became normal? 100
WormWoodWobble🍑🔞 @absolutebinch.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Hausu You have never seen a movie like Hausu. It’s a stock “weird” movie atp but genuinely it’s one of a kind. While marred by sketchy nudity it’s nonetheless gorgeous and bursting with imagination, tons of creative visuals no other movie would have the balls to try. Kungfu’s my goat FUCK THE LAMP 100
WormWoodWobble🍑🔞 @absolutebinch.bsky.social · 31/05/2026I Saw The TV Glow Wow shocker the local queer likes this movie! Preaching to the choir but it’s a heartfelt, deeply emotional story of self-discovery, the fear of coming out of the closet, fandom as a substitute for community, suburban isolation…left me with a pit in my gut. There is still time. 150
WormWoodWobble🍑🔞 @absolutebinch.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Network Yeah they were on the mark huh. As prescient as ever, funny and clever when it isn’t deeply bleak. Love how florid all the dialogue is. Beale ofc steals the show but Jensen’s speech sticks in my mind a lot. YOU HAVE MEDDLED WITH THE PRIMAL FORCES OF NATURE, MR BEALE AND I WONT HAVE IT! 110
WormWoodWobble🍑🔞 @absolutebinch.bsky.social · 09/05/2026#disposal Course, all that motion gets his guts movin fast, and all those bones gotta go somewhere. Sam’ll never admit it, but feelin his husband’s skull scrape his prostate gets him nuttin like nothin else. Shame the resulting clench usually crushes it to bits, it’d make a nice paperweight 040
WormWoodWobble🍑🔞 @absolutebinch.bsky.social · 09/05/2026#vore Comm from @abysstheportal.bsky.social! Alex bein the pervert he is, it’s not uncommon for him to take several plunges down Sam’s throat at a time and wreak havoc on his hips. A lil bed-breaking should get his figure down to something more kingly, he’s been wantin to try for another son anyways 162
WormWoodWobble🍑🔞 @absolutebinch.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Encounters of the Spooky Kind A dose of well-needed levity in the thread: slapstick martial arts horror comedy featurin jiangshi fights, goofy ghouls, Sammo Hung in the torment nexus, dark taoist rituals, and awesome n hilarious fight scenes (the bench scene is INSANE), delightful beginning to end 110
WormWoodWobble🍑🔞 @absolutebinch.bsky.social · 25/04/2026The Wolf House You try to run, run, run, and build a life where you and your loved ones wont have to experience *it* again. But you’ve never known anything else. Things collapse and it builds itself anew from the wreckage. It won’t stop singing. It feels familiar now. Haunting and beautiful 110
WormWoodWobble🍑🔞 @absolutebinch.bsky.social · 14/04/2026No Other Choice Amazing how a film this dark and politically incisive is also the hardest I’ve laughed in a theater. Makes good use of modern tech to do shots I’ve never seen done before. First time I’ve ever praised a film for its editing and transitions. Redpepper Dragonfly is such an earworm. 100
WormWoodWobble🍑🔞 @absolutebinch.bsky.social · 14/04/2026The Appointment Scared the SHIT out of me. The sense of impending doom, the ominous ambient noise activating my fight or flight, the small moments where reality breaks ever so slightly. The feeling that some mundane choice you’ve already forgotten has sealed your fate, and you’ll never know why. 200
WormWoodWobble🍑🔞 @absolutebinch.bsky.social · 14/04/2026The Fog Just a damn good ghost story. Spooky as hell with really cool ghoulies. The fog itself is a new favorite supernatural threat, love how it seeps and billows and glows and moves as if it has a will of its own. Plenty of gorgeous night shots, the intro is perfect haunted Americana 100
WormWoodWobble🍑🔞 @absolutebinch.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Suspiria Non-diegetic lighting my beloved. If any movie can be described as phantasmagorical, it’s this. Garish colors n sets, a dash of child-like dream logic, bright pink blood, music like a witch curse’s or a hurricane of ghosts, feels like a modern day dark fairy tale. Goblin I owe you my life. 100
WormWoodWobble🍑🔞 @absolutebinch.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Resurrection Will confess that I don’t entirely *get* this movie but MAN what an experience. Some of the best visuals I’ve seen in a film, great soundscapes, so much range and technical skill on display, all coming together for a heartfelt tribute to the power of cinema. Ending had me tearing up. 101
WormWoodWobble🍑🔞 @absolutebinch.bsky.social · 28/03/2026#vore #disposal Postin an older comm from @killergrizzly.bsky.social of Alex givin Sam the worship he deserves. Every god needs sacrifices, and faithful n faithless alike are suitable offerings. Alex’ll be fine in the end. The others? Well, their digested souls will feel *delightful* on the way out 0212
WormWoodWobble🍑🔞 @absolutebinch.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Phantom of the Paradise Just plain fun, easily could’ve been ridiculous nonsense but the sincere passion elevates it above that. Endlessly charming and full of lovable characters. And, of course, the music fucks to break the bed. 🎶 LIFE AT LAST 🎶 🎶 SALUTATIONS FROM THE OTHER SIDE 🎶 100
WormWoodWobble🍑🔞 @absolutebinch.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Red Rooms A slow burn that burns hard when it gets going. Can’t really post pics but the character work and use of sound makes certain scenes feel so much more vile than a typical gorefest, a damning look into the howling void at the center of the true crime media ecosystem. Evil, evil movie. 110
WormWoodWobble🍑🔞 @absolutebinch.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Braindead On the opposite end of the tonal spectrum, one of the dumbest movies I’ve ever seen. Spent the entire third act smiling and cringing, just nonstop goop and gore and gags. A zombie gets split into a torso, legs, and spilled guts and all of them become recurring threats and it’s awesome. 100
WormWoodWobble🍑🔞 @absolutebinch.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Ran Went in expecting a grandiose war epic, did not expect it to be that somber. The sense of loss weighs heavy over even the awesome battles and sweeping landscape shots. Nakadi’s performance is one for the ages but even the side characters are giving it their all. That last shot, man. 100
WormWoodWobble🍑🔞 @absolutebinch.bsky.social · 21/03/2026The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover Bad title, gorgeous movie. Beautiful sets n costumes, sensual romance, and pitch black comedy. Spica is one of my favorite villains, just the most vulgar asshole ever wrecking havoc. Perfect ending. Easily the horniest n hungriest movie I’ve ever seen 100
WormWoodWobble🍑🔞 @absolutebinch.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Starting my own media thread so I can ramble into the void about movies I like, vornyposting’s in a drought so I may as well get fun out of this account in another way 151
WormWoodWobble🍑🔞 @absolutebinch.bsky.social · 14/03/2026yeah keanu’s got the charisma of a wet sock but LOOK AT DRACULA’S CASTLE 020
WormWoodWobble🍑🔞 @absolutebinch.bsky.social · 25/02/2026#disposal …and being his plug ends in only one way. A little guy like Alex runs right through Sam, so his rimming sessions tend to have a very bassy climax. Don’t worry, he’ll be fine, just give Sam some time to come down from the afterglow. Actually, that might take a bit- 091
WormWoodWobble🍑🔞 @absolutebinch.bsky.social · 25/02/2026#analvore New comm by @sinxparadigm.bsky.social! Did ya know Sam’s really shy about sex? Big guy gets flustered easily, which makes it even more fun for Alex to eat out his MASSIVE ass. Burying his face in his god’s crack has a high risk of leaving him as a plug, but that’s a perk of the job to him 1164
WormWoodWobble🍑🔞 @absolutebinch.bsky.social · 25/02/2026#vore Femboy wannabe-pred pissed off that his dad keeps melting every boy he brings home. His pred cred is in shambles cuz all of his dates would rather be femdilf fat and it’s really embarrassing to get outpredded by him of all people Old man’s got the fatter ass tho, keep seething pancake butt 1171
WormWoodWobble🍑🔞 @absolutebinch.bsky.social · 14/12/2025#vore Contrary to popular belief, twink death is largely a myth. Twinks n femboys instead go through one of two processes as they enter their late 20s: metamorphosis, where they gracefully age into absurdly hipped femdilfs, or slut death, where they are devoured to fuel the development of the former 1226
WormWoodWobble🍑🔞 @absolutebinch.bsky.social · 01/12/2025#vore Aliens invading earth not for basic evil conquest reasons but cuz humans are basically junk food. Like yeah sorry by sheer coincidence your species is walking candy bars to us, your cosmic destiny is to calorie bomb extraterrestrial booty. On the bright side we’ll never let you go extinct! 0157
WormWoodWobble🍑🔞 @absolutebinch.bsky.social · 10/11/2025#analvore As an apology for my absence, have some pics i got from the wonderful @abysstheportal.bsky.social of my oc Abaddon bein a big bitch. Yeah he’s a capricious hedonist with a penchant for gutmurder, but look at his smile! He’s just a lil guy (20 ft tall)! You gonna upset a lil guy? For shame. 1186
WormWoodWobble🍑🔞 @absolutebinch.bsky.social · 21/09/2025#vore Bustyboy twink who goes on an exclusive all-girls diet, the estrogen does wonder for his bust size Clearing out an entire sorority cuz they accused him of having implants, his tits are 100% natural girlmeat and by god they’re making a contribution to the cause of his cans 1185
WormWoodWobble🍑🔞 @absolutebinch.bsky.social · 24/08/2025Loving eldritch boyfriend who decides to slowly #analvore you, shove you through his impossible non-Euclidean guts, digest you over the course of weeks, and then turn you into sentient ass fat so he and his once mortal SO can be together forever till the end of time n beyond Relationship goals tbh 1231
WormWoodWobble🍑🔞 @absolutebinch.bsky.social · 09/08/2025#disposal Happy 8/9! All across the country handsome femdilfs are wakin up after a nap, ploppin their wedding cakes on the porcelain throne, and unloadin a whole frat house’s worth of former boys into their piping, thick turdropes shootin out their cheeks down the drain Make sure to tip your plumber 1383
WormWoodWobble🍑🔞 @absolutebinch.bsky.social · 09/08/2025#disposal Ofc, A-L3X can’t let every slut hang on his hips forever, so whenever his database gets full (or he’s horny), he happily deletes those scans and utterly shreds the data that makes up their soul, expelling the remaining junk data in a mist of synthgas…after their bodies have been shat too 1132
WormWoodWobble🍑🔞 @absolutebinch.bsky.social · 09/08/2025#analvore Been kinda out of it for 8/8, but I do got somethin to share: a @killergrizzly.bsky.social comm of Alex as a nanomachine goo bot for a cyberpunk AU! The A-L3X unit is infamous for its ability to scan the neural patterns of prey and trap them on its ass, as these suckers have learned~ 2214
WormWoodWobble🍑🔞 @absolutebinch.bsky.social · 07/08/2025#vore Bone disposal’s p hot given the right circumstances Imagine a donut slowly yawnin open, dark wet guts visible as an odd noise echoes out, then a bare femur just slides out. Then a rib, then a skull, then a whole torrent of slimy clattering parts, like a catacomb disgorging those interned in it 0133
WormWoodWobble🍑🔞 @absolutebinch.bsky.social · 03/08/2025#analvore Assholes so used to devourin prey that they have their own mannerisms. Winkin n flexin impatiently when hungry, gapin open n droolin slime when shown a nice slab of meat, greedily clenching to hork down their catch, so voracious they almost have a will of their own separate from the pred 0345
WormWoodWobble🍑🔞 @absolutebinch.bsky.social · 22/07/2025Till his cock bottoms out in your mouth and he climaxes down your throat as thick logs of processed corpsemeat shoot out his sculpted shitter, all the refuse that couldn’t be made into more muscle for this Adonis’s ass expelled, and the moment the last turd slips out his gut’s rumblin again~ 0181
WormWoodWobble🍑🔞 @absolutebinch.bsky.social · 22/07/2025IF HIS PUSSY DOESNT WARRANT ONE OF THOSE VAGUELY HORNY WARNING SIGNS IT AINT TIGHT ENOUGH 05714
WormWoodWobble🍑🔞 @absolutebinch.bsky.social · 20/07/2025#disposal Ofc, since I’m predictable, I *had* to get disposal alts as well. What’s the point in caking up your OC if ya never show that booty in action? I know Caleb agrees, even if he ain’t in much condition to talk anymore. Don’t worry, everyone’ll be fawning for him as part of Sam’s shitter~ 1223