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Ang

@absoluteangles.bsky.social
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music man by day, terminally gachaminded at night sometimes a co-streamer

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Ang @absoluteangles.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
driving my housemate's mom's truck to keep the battery from going bad but it's got the gaudiest design on it so taking it for a ride is like a humiliation ritual through my local town square
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Ang @absoluteangles.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
the year is 2020. genshin 1.0 is out. qiqi has topped the charts in usage. the year is 2026. genshin 6.7 is out. qiqi has topped the charts in usage.
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Ang @absoluteangles.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
you buy one ev and youtube now thinks you're an insufferable battery enthusiast (i only looked up ONE video on converting your plug because i picked a car with a charging standard relative to a fucking betamax)
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Ang @absoluteangles.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
a grim reminder we are only limited to what our kitchens can handle as i run both the air fryer and microwave in a show of hubris 10 seconds before everything cuts into darkness
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Ang @absoluteangles.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
The 38 Floor High Club doesn't have the same spin to it, though
A stall overlooking a snowy skyline of Sapporo
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Ang @absoluteangles.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
spot the difference [there is none]
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Ang @absoluteangles.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
endfield accidentally caught me in the 12 hour trap of "yeah but maybe you could adjust your belt flow one more time so there isn't a clog for 0.5 seconds" THE CHILDREN CAN WAIT FOR FOOD RATIONS I NEED TO STORE BATTERIES 5% FASTER THAN NORMAL
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Ang @absoluteangles.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
unlimited toilet works
picture of the interior of a bathroom. a toilet on the left, and numerous toilet paper rolls on the wall embedded in random spots
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Ang @absoluteangles.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
welcome to holiday purgatory. what day is it again
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Ang @absoluteangles.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
merry shitscram to all who migrated here in the past 12 hours to escape woke grok or something i dunno man
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Ang @absoluteangles.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
every few years i suddenly care about the horns i play and go crazy finding shit to buy like a rabbit in heat but instead of procreation it's just "oh baby show me that .525 bore with an f trigger you dirty sunuvvabitch"
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Ang @absoluteangles.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
was it smart to wake up at 4 am forcefully to preadjust to est? i hope. i may have packed my stuff in a half lucid state. missing my sleep mask. in shambles.
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Ang @absoluteangles.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
i did expect to become umapilled but not to the point where i am crying over getting maruzensky an A aptitude in dirt, looping generations of horses. i have a farm of 500 horses cultivated over 40+ hours. god is real and he does hard checks on wit.
maruzensky in one of these meme images of driving, saying "Yahoooo! I love driving!" about to run over someone
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Ang @absoluteangles.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
i need more of the western world to embrace bidets. you don't have to fold 15 sheets of one ply. you can live in luxury for less than $40 usd. decrease the cases of doodoo fingers in the world.
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Ang @absoluteangles.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
speedrunning vivian trust and eous gets the vibe of these conversations about 0.5 messages in
Bangboo Eous with a quote saying "Ch-Chill out, will you...."
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Sparrow 📦 @sparrowphantasm.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
SPLIT ON DEEZ FICTIONAL TALES www.twitch.tv/sparrowphant...
twitch.tv
SparrowPhantasm - Twitch
A courier that also happens to enjoy streaming.
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Ang @absoluteangles.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
been bumping my fucking knees on bedframe at my parent's guestroom. every time i walk by it. i have never considered arson against one piece of furniture until now
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Ang @absoluteangles.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
one of the things about traveling now is that weather feels alien. there is humidity and rain and snow out there. we just let it happen now
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Ang @absoluteangles.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
can someone explain to to me why 50% of gacha games played in my immediate circles all decided that "yea let's have a FISHING EVENT WHOO" am i unaware of the great fishing holiday in asia or
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Ang @absoluteangles.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
scientifically proven that the earlier you have to leave for something the softer your bed feels in that very moment
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Ang @absoluteangles.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
when the moc12 hp inflation hits
Screengrab of a new small creature in Star Rail with the name "Suffermaxxer"
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Ang @absoluteangles.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
after finally cleaning the garage i never want to see 113 lbs of cardboard ever again
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Ang @absoluteangles.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
okay i'm getting scared now time to legit get final destination'd
picture of another 10 roll from genshin impact getting both rate up weapons
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Gumiho’s Super Bad 🦊🤖🫩 @gumihosb.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Ang does a fantastic Moai impression. @sparrowphantasm.bsky.social
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Ang @absoluteangles.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
internet's been down at my place for a day now and I'm sure my cell provider is thrilled that my phone has been in permatether mode for equally as long
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Ang @absoluteangles.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
New year, new me
Image of a genshin impact 10 roll, with both rate up weapons obtained
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Ang @absoluteangles.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
writing polys/fakeass neosoul groove is god awful, the alternative was writing everything in 30/16 and i would've STILL had to write 5:3 for the triplet
picture of a score, with complex notation regarding quintuplets and triplets, lamenting over the fact there is no better way to express this cleanly
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Ang @absoluteangles.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
Really? EVERYONE'S uncle works HERE??
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Kurt @kaatokunart.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
BURNICE (x6) GO GO
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Ang @absoluteangles.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
nice going idiot, you're up one hour early
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Kurt @kaatokunart.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
zzz girls
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Ang @absoluteangles.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
it's a +16 flat def kinda day
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aimsey @aimsey.blog · 19/10/2024
you Ever think about life and Suddenly you have to urge to Stick your head under a hydraulic press
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Ang @absoluteangles.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
buying some kitschy $7 bowl of 3 tubes of gogurt squeezed atop ripoff granola bran and a mushy banana called "breakfast salad" has made me really reevaluate the value of food prepping
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Ang @absoluteangles.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
fine i'll move to the silly site
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