Ang @absoluteangles.bsky.social · 16/09/2026driving my housemate's mom's truck to keep the battery from going bad but it's got the gaudiest design on it so taking it for a ride is like a humiliation ritual through my local town square 110
Ang @absoluteangles.bsky.social · 09/07/2026the year is 2020. genshin 1.0 is out. qiqi has topped the charts in usage. the year is 2026. genshin 6.7 is out. qiqi has topped the charts in usage. 000
Ang @absoluteangles.bsky.social · 11/05/2026you buy one ev and youtube now thinks you're an insufferable battery enthusiast (i only looked up ONE video on converting your plug because i picked a car with a charging standard relative to a fucking betamax) 010
Ang @absoluteangles.bsky.social · 11/03/2026a grim reminder we are only limited to what our kitchens can handle as i run both the air fryer and microwave in a show of hubris 10 seconds before everything cuts into darkness 020
Ang @absoluteangles.bsky.social · 04/02/2026The 38 Floor High Club doesn't have the same spin to it, though 130
Ang @absoluteangles.bsky.social · 23/01/2026endfield accidentally caught me in the 12 hour trap of "yeah but maybe you could adjust your belt flow one more time so there isn't a clog for 0.5 seconds" THE CHILDREN CAN WAIT FOR FOOD RATIONS I NEED TO STORE BATTERIES 5% FASTER THAN NORMAL 010
Ang @absoluteangles.bsky.social · 24/12/2025merry shitscram to all who migrated here in the past 12 hours to escape woke grok or something i dunno man 120
Ang @absoluteangles.bsky.social · 28/08/2025every few years i suddenly care about the horns i play and go crazy finding shit to buy like a rabbit in heat but instead of procreation it's just "oh baby show me that .525 bore with an f trigger you dirty sunuvvabitch" 130
Ang @absoluteangles.bsky.social · 12/07/2025was it smart to wake up at 4 am forcefully to preadjust to est? i hope. i may have packed my stuff in a half lucid state. missing my sleep mask. in shambles. 030
Ang @absoluteangles.bsky.social · 08/07/2025i did expect to become umapilled but not to the point where i am crying over getting maruzensky an A aptitude in dirt, looping generations of horses. i have a farm of 500 horses cultivated over 40+ hours. god is real and he does hard checks on wit. 030
Ang @absoluteangles.bsky.social · 30/04/2025i need more of the western world to embrace bidets. you don't have to fold 15 sheets of one ply. you can live in luxury for less than $40 usd. decrease the cases of doodoo fingers in the world. 010
Ang @absoluteangles.bsky.social · 23/04/2025speedrunning vivian trust and eous gets the vibe of these conversations about 0.5 messages in 030
Reposted by AngSparrow 📦 @sparrowphantasm.bsky.social · 09/04/2025SPLIT ON DEEZ FICTIONAL TALES www.twitch.tv/sparrowphant...twitch.tvSparrowPhantasm - TwitchA courier that also happens to enjoy streaming. 132
Ang @absoluteangles.bsky.social · 03/04/2025been bumping my fucking knees on bedframe at my parent's guestroom. every time i walk by it. i have never considered arson against one piece of furniture until now 010
Ang @absoluteangles.bsky.social · 27/03/2025one of the things about traveling now is that weather feels alien. there is humidity and rain and snow out there. we just let it happen now 020
Ang @absoluteangles.bsky.social · 12/03/2025can someone explain to to me why 50% of gacha games played in my immediate circles all decided that "yea let's have a FISHING EVENT WHOO" am i unaware of the great fishing holiday in asia or 010
Ang @absoluteangles.bsky.social · 06/03/2025scientifically proven that the earlier you have to leave for something the softer your bed feels in that very moment 020
Ang @absoluteangles.bsky.social · 23/02/2025after finally cleaning the garage i never want to see 113 lbs of cardboard ever again 010
Ang @absoluteangles.bsky.social · 15/02/2025okay i'm getting scared now time to legit get final destination'd 230
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Ang @absoluteangles.bsky.social · 24/01/2025internet's been down at my place for a day now and I'm sure my cell provider is thrilled that my phone has been in permatether mode for equally as long 030
Ang @absoluteangles.bsky.social · 27/11/2024writing polys/fakeass neosoul groove is god awful, the alternative was writing everything in 30/16 and i would've STILL had to write 5:3 for the triplet 030
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Ang @absoluteangles.bsky.social · 18/10/2024buying some kitschy $7 bowl of 3 tubes of gogurt squeezed atop ripoff granola bran and a mushy banana called "breakfast salad" has made me really reevaluate the value of food prepping 210