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Alex Brightman

@abrightmonster.bsky.social

he/him Actor, Writer, Pretender. Currently writing a lot of different things. I hope you like at least one of them. NOT THE REAL ALEX BRIGHTMAN. I made this to be funny when bluesky was unpopular/invite only

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Alex Brightman @abrightmonster.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

hey gang. i made this account for shits and giggles when bsky was still invite only. i am NOT the real alex brightman, and i was in fact posting his old tweets because i thought it was funny <3 but please go follow the real alex brightman on instagram!! his user is @brightmansomesay :)

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Alex Brightman @abrightmonster.bsky.social · 14/11/2023

What's an Italian person's favorite sexual position? Family style.

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Alex Brightman @abrightmonster.bsky.social · 14/11/2023

Madonna: "Hey, Mr. DJ, put a record on. I want to dance with my baby." Mr. DJ: (thinking that a "please" and "thank you" wouldn't kill her) ...sure.

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Alex Brightman @abrightmonster.bsky.social · 28/10/2023

Morning.

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Alex Brightman @abrightmonster.bsky.social · 13/10/2023

I'm going to eat caviar today. And drink vodka. At noon. This tweet would be instantly depressing if I replaced "caviar" with "cereal."

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Alex Brightman @abrightmonster.bsky.social · 10/10/2023

You become an adult when you walk into McDonalds alone, get yourself fries, eat them all, and then go to dinner. #NoPermissionSlips

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Alex Brightman @abrightmonster.bsky.social · 08/10/2023

Anxiety. Am I right? Am I? I'm right, right? Am I right? I'm right. Right? I'm right. Right? Right. Right. Someone tell me I'm right!

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Alex Brightman @abrightmonster.bsky.social · 08/10/2023

I went to Dave and Busters and I won the crane game 10 times in a row. I was also alone. And it was 12:30pm. I'm doing fine. #winning

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BroadwayWorld @broadwayworld.com · 26/09/2023

Taran Killam will join the cast of Monty Python's Spamalot on Broadway as Lancelot, and will be succeeded by Alex Brightman in 2024.

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Taran Killam Will Play Lancelot in SPAMALOT; Alex Brightman To Succeed Him in 2024

Taran Killam will join the Broadway company of Spamalot as Lancelot when the production begins previews on Broadway. He will remain with the company through January 9th, 2024 - at which time Alex Brig...

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Alex Brightman @abrightmonster.bsky.social · 07/10/2023

Proof that we're all just sheep: We all just blindly trust the Gorton's fisherman. #illuminati

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Alex Brightman @abrightmonster.bsky.social · 07/10/2023

DEATH ROW MEAL: Double Shack Burger w/ Everything Professor Thom's Nachos Sushi Platter A Dozen Oysters A Gin Martini Another Gin Martini

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Alex Brightman @abrightmonster.bsky.social · 07/10/2023

Hi blue sky, get ready for some tomfoolery :)

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