ᴥᵜᴥᵜᴥ @ableton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026To me, I would say that her name should possibly be “Ivy Un-wolk”, as a result of the various off-color things she says on podcast appearances, social media posts, and the like 040
ᴥᵜᴥᵜᴥ @ableton.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Would anyone like to chat with me on my forum named LYAL (Love You And Live) 120
ᴥᵜᴥᵜᴥ @ableton.bsky.social · 28/08/2026When you take that first shit after getting a hair cut >>>>> 03411
Reposted by ᴥᵜᴥᵜᴥPhil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Gary, Indiana residents have been without power for ten days. Here’s how you can help.blockclubchicago.orgGary Residents Have Been Without Power For 10 Days. Here's How You Can HelpA South Side business is offering free laundry service for storm-affected Gary families, while another fundraiser is collecting money for essentials as some residents face a second week without electr... 7038492953
ᴥᵜᴥᵜᴥ @ableton.bsky.social · 11/08/2026You've just acquired: PORNO This healing item provides: - +10 Wisdom - +10 Resolve - +10 Clarity Watch now? 050
ᴥᵜᴥᵜᴥ @ableton.bsky.social · 17/06/2026for some reason the funniest thing to me right now is imagining that "did he just say his last name is BURGER" scene but the bully is super dave and hes delivering that line like his norm macdonald podcast appearance 000
ᴥᵜᴥᵜᴥ @ableton.bsky.social · 30/04/2026death grips - on gp outkast - b.o.b. justice - genesis flying lotus - do the astral plane oneohtrix point never - no good clarence clarity - cancer in the water boards of canada - roygbiv nujabes - beat laments the world radiohead - morning bell skrillex - rock 'n' roll 030
ᴥᵜᴥᵜᴥ @ableton.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Gently reminding the detractors of my all cookie diet that they don't build statues of critics 030
ᴥᵜᴥᵜᴥ @ableton.bsky.social · 29/04/2026take care boss. very very sorry to hear, hope everything is okay and you can get some time to relax soon 110
ᴥᵜᴥᵜᴥ @ableton.bsky.social · 28/04/2026“It’s not clocking that I’m standing here giving the business!” - Anonymous poet 030
ᴥᵜᴥᵜᴥ @ableton.bsky.social · 25/04/2026A psy-op targeted at people who want to watch the same Simpsons factoid on loop, apparently 010
ᴥᵜᴥᵜᴥ @ableton.bsky.social · 25/04/2026This new trend on short form content to end the video in a way where the voice-over loops perfectly. Who the fuck is that for 110
ᴥᵜᴥᵜᴥ @ableton.bsky.social · 14/04/2026old pitchfork rules. i think about the phrase "thom yorke singing like he's trying to kiss around a big nose" way too often 120
ᴥᵜᴥᵜᴥ @ableton.bsky.social · 10/04/2026daym drops menacingly detaching his prosthetic penis and swinging it and it extends like a lightsaber 130
ᴥᵜᴥᵜᴥ @ableton.bsky.social · 09/04/2026listen i've been plenty enriched by the monkey nfts and the metaverse in which i'm supposed to conduct business meetings where everyone has rayman anatomy and the various cryptocurrencies named after nazi memes and Asuka Doge MeganFoxx, the AI Servant Wife (squirter version) 020
ᴥᵜᴥᵜᴥ @ableton.bsky.social · 09/04/2026All that money to silicon valley and still no one has invented a printer that doesn't suck complete shit 350
Reposted by ᴥᵜᴥᵜᴥSecretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 09/04/2026I do find it ironic how we have to have all these delicate conversations about what to do about ICE when Trump and co. have executive fiated USAID, DOE, the Wilson Center, institute of peace, CFPB, and now the Forest service 7238921090
Reposted by ᴥᵜᴥᵜᴥ@ratlimit @ratlimit.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Claude is down :/ so I’m just running my sink 2118251690
ᴥᵜᴥᵜᴥ @ableton.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Swae Lee!! That shit is a two pack of loving smiles! That shit smells beautiful! 020
ᴥᵜᴥᵜᴥ @ableton.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Women these days would fuck with Dr. Octagonopus if he had some weed and bought them Uber Eats! 😂 🔥 📣 CLICK THE LINK IN MY BIO TO ORDER YOUR Women these days would fuck with Dr. Octagonopus if he had some weed and bought them Uber Eats! 😂 MERCH! Just added Octagonopus PILLS for MEN! We accept BTC! 040
ᴥᵜᴥᵜᴥ @ableton.bsky.social · 28/03/2026This porno is rated E10+ for Mild Language and Comic Mischief 050
ᴥᵜᴥᵜᴥ @ableton.bsky.social · 26/03/2026The current cultural obsession with "mogging", being "nonchalant", having "aura" etc. is completely nauseating. That has to be the worst way to live your life besides maybe being amish 1111
Reposted by ᴥᵜᴥᵜᴥPatrick Doran @lunchenjoyer.bsky.social · 16/03/2026“Dad what were you like in the ‘90s” viral trend 130950
Reposted by ᴥᵜᴥᵜᴥboocanan « COMMISSIONS OPEN!!! » @boocanan.bsky.social · 17/03/2026skrillex x opn thing i made after a convo with a buddy a couple months ago & never finished 13010
ᴥᵜᴥᵜᴥ @ableton.bsky.social · 18/03/2026laughing at the grimes song titled "Vowels = Space and Time". that's like something connor o'malley's character in Rap World would come up with 050
Reposted by ᴥᵜᴥᵜᴥlaryssa 🎶 @laryssaokada.bsky.social · 17/03/2026My partner and best friend Kyle suffered from two strokes last week. We need your help. gofund.me/e25c60dfb Anything helps, a like, a share, a donation. thank you for your support during this difficult time ❤️ 8178177
ᴥᵜᴥᵜᴥ @ableton.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Today I played Kirby Air Ride for the first time and watched Spring Breakers for the first time #ConcoctingAMysteriousAndUnforeseenVibe 030
ᴥᵜᴥᵜᴥ @ableton.bsky.social · 15/03/2026At the club right next to the Function Ones no earplugs in letting the OTT and Corpus artifacts permeate my skeleton 010
ᴥᵜᴥᵜᴥ @ableton.bsky.social · 28/02/2026I’ve decided to let my life be ruined by various men’s influencers and authority figures. I will be adopting various beliefs such as ”it’s gay to smile”, “men should lowkey not bag produce in the store”, and “it’s sus to listen to FM radio”. Thank you for your attention to this matter! 050
ᴥᵜᴥᵜᴥ @ableton.bsky.social · 27/02/2026got on beta blockers this year and was surprised how even my small dosage changed shit. i had the chillest grocery store trip of my life recently 010
ᴥᵜᴥᵜᴥ @ableton.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Thank you to the architects of Future Bass for inventing the 7th and 9th chords. 010
ᴥᵜᴥᵜᴥ @ableton.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Vaporwave. Lo-Fi Hip Hop. Hyperpop. Botanica. Let's give a round of applause to the folks who came up with these genre names... for giving our lives meaning and form <3 2121
ᴥᵜᴥᵜᴥ @ableton.bsky.social · 03/02/2026I’m watching Chopped and pointing and laughing at all the craft-less mediocre losers who FAIL to make a delicious dessert out of rattlesnake skin! Back to Allentown, PA with you, chef nobody! 050
ᴥᵜᴥᵜᴥ @ableton.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Chex Mix is the most beautiful snack of all time that makes you hiccup without fail 010
ᴥᵜᴥᵜᴥ @ableton.bsky.social · 29/01/2026I Went To The Rattlin' Bog And All I Got Was Feckin Nail 🔩 Heel 👠 Shoe 👟 Leg 🦵 Flea 🪲 Feather 🪶 Chick 🐤 Egg 🥚 Nest 🪺 Twig 🌿 Branch 🪵 Tree 🌲 Hole 🕳️ Valley 🏞️ Bog 🎑 073
ᴥᵜᴥᵜᴥ @ableton.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Porno. The ultimate source of sexual wisdom. The immortalized testament of human love expressed through the body. ”Click… and enjoy.” - The Porno Slogan 062
Reposted by ᴥᵜᴥᵜᴥJeff Rueter @jeffrueter.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti. "Please get the truth out about our son." 1962469412671
