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@abladder.bsky.social
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I am a trabeculated bladder. Currently living in a pelvis.

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Bladder @abladder.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I'm a proctologist writing my memoir about the lives of people with damaged anuses. It's called Dead Ringers.
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Bladder @abladder.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
#kidney In through the... round window
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Bladder @abladder.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
L.E.D. Zeppelin was the world's first energy-saving airship.
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Bladder @abladder.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The ewes' quiz.
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Bladder @abladder.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I built a privy in the woods. She left me and sent a deer john letter.
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Bladder @abladder.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Re the headline: was the care home for the disabled or was the head of the care home disabled?
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Bladder @abladder.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Is this your Lihuanian cousin (in Grutas Park LT)?
A statue of a humanoid with a bin for a head with the word VODKA written on it. Exhibit in a soviet statue graveyard in Grutas, Lithuania 🇱🇹
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Bladder @abladder.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I'm curious why the article doesn't mention the score?
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Bladder @abladder.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
In addition to the lies, he kept Epstien's neckware as a trophy.
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Bladder @abladder.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Boardgame piece: put hotels on Gaza, pass Go and collect $200bn.
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Bladder @abladder.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Visible light is surely not a retronym. It distinguishes frequencies in the electromagnetic spectrum that can, from those that cannot be seen by the human eye. Non visible frequencies are often called 'light' Some frequencies invisible to humans are visible with eyes/ocelli in non-human species.
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Bladder @abladder.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I listened, and although some scripted, tough questions were asked, there was no effective follow up or challenge to some weak and concerning answers. It did come across as a soft, unchallenging PR exposure win for Farage, and reflected poorly on an otherwise good programme and radio station.
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Bladder @abladder.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Surely as champions of market forces driving business, the Telegraph should be celebrating the demise of an industry that no longer has strong customer demand/consumers cannot afford/is clearly misaligned with its frequent screaming headlines about foods that cause cancer?
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Bladder @abladder.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
If you're watching Hootenanny, I'm sure Jools will find a way to oblige before soon.
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Bladder @abladder.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Oh jeez. It's started again. Another another slew of MPs visiting sorting centres at Christmas. Yawnworthy PR/media advice is in full swing.
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Bladder @abladder.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Thats quite the tapeworm he has there
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Bladder @abladder.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
I hope he has nothing to do with AI policy. The Octopus AI menu that agents follow on 'contact us' chat/email throws up some bizarre hallucinatory responses for the overseas- based agents to cut and paste into responses
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Bladder @abladder.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
I realise he's not, but he always looks like a bald man wearing a wig. It's all a bit Trumpy.
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Bladder @abladder.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
He's going to need one massive pitta bread to get all that doner kebab meat in. At least the mustard stains won't show on his trousers.
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Bladder @abladder.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
What's the legal position on running these vehicles on red diesel? Does driving to London and blocking public roads on public roads qualify as 'agricultural use'?
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Bladder @abladder.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I hope, that by saying it's beyond parody, you're not suggesting you should have special accommodations made because of your power/status? It's good for you all to see how inconvenient and exasperating the system is to use in practice.
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Bladder @abladder.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
When the Tories 'got their spine' with Rwanda, to fend off Reform, it all went so well. I imagine Labour feel they'll need a similar tough-looking venture.
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Bladder @abladder.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
The headline is misleading. It's missing the CIA's own qualification that the probability estimate was with "low confidence".
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Bladder @abladder.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
The headline is misleading. It's missing the CIA's own qualification that the probability estimate was with "low confidence".
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Bladder @abladder.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
The old steel/tube tube factory in Corby.
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Bladder @abladder.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Can you tell us what the outcomes of the meetings and questions were? I'd much rather hear what happened as a result of your work, not that you did some.
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Bladder @abladder.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Talking of neighbourhood plans, how's your campaign going to remove desperate asylum seekers escaping persecution in their own countries from a hotel in the well-to-do part of your constituency town?
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Bladder @abladder.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Him and Greg Jevin were inseparable.
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Bladder @abladder.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Could you post the answer given to your question and follow it up with details of how and when the plan in the response will be implemented? (Just letting people know you are busy reading out scripted questions isn't terribly helpful or reassuring).
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Bladder @abladder.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Not another Labour MP visiting a Royal Mail distribution centre!!!! What does RM PR expect or want from Govt.?
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Bladder @abladder.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
What is it with MP visits to Royal Mail distribution centres over the last 3 weeks, then following up with near identical posts here? Every other Labour MP seems to have gone along and now the Greens are joining in!
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Bladder @abladder.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Why have so many Labour MPs visited Royal Mail Distribution Centres in the last 3 weeks? Are you all being warmed up for something?
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Bladder @abladder.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Yet another Labour MP visiting a Royal Mail distribution centre. What on earth is going on here? Do you all get an invitation the help smooth a sale or something?
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Bladder @abladder.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Why have so many Labour MPs visited Royal Mail distribution centres over the last 3 weeks?
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Bladder @abladder.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Why have there been so many Labour MPs visiting Post Office distribution Centres in the last 2 weeks?
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Bladder @abladder.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
That dispropotionate, weirdly composed painting of Trump looks like something out of a Scooby Doo cartoon.
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Bladder @abladder.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Is this from the same data set?
Graph showing change in percentage of cycling journeys in London.
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Bladder @abladder.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Why does the y axis start at 100%? * checks definition of a percentage *
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Bladder @abladder.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Why are all Labour MPs on here telling me they had coffee and met people?
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Bladder @abladder.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Why are all Labour MPs on here telling me they had coffee and met people?
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Bladder @abladder.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
I dont know Howitzer problem you think I can solve.
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Bladder @abladder.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
How about a dawn chorus comprising middle-aged dad noise and farts?
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Bladder @abladder.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I know it's picky but "...at least 95%..." does include 100%.
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Bladder @abladder.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Yes, and still missing your Times Radio ot.
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Bladder @abladder.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
One for you @beefanddairy.bsky.social
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Bladder @abladder.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Can I ask if there is an update on why The Dragonfly Hotel is "wholly inappropriate" for asylum seekers? (Apart from it being a 20 minute walk or 5 minute bus ride to the city centre through a nice neighborhood). I still don't understand your reasoning for those comments.
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Bladder @abladder.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Look, I know you're cross about losing your IHT exemption, but it really doesn't justify eating my arse muscles?
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Bladder @abladder.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I know part of your job is to meet people in your constituency, but it would be really good to hear what the action points of these meetings were rather than the fact you had them. If you don't say what difference they made, they could be misinterpreted as keeping busy for PR purposes.
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Bladder @abladder.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Presumably in the same way we still export dual use equipment to Russia: x.com/EdConwaySky/...
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Bladder @abladder.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Too many emergency exit signs in planes? Fear of Private Eye speech bubbles?
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