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JP @abitofbuffalo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

He keeps crashing head first into Van and has the audacity to complain

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JP @abitofbuffalo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

You wanted to be funny in high school and now you’re working in a boom lift in Indio in 100° heat

Aerial view of desert mountains from a gravel parking lot

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JP @abitofbuffalo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Pizza night with fig & prosciutto, blackberry & prosciutto, and pepperoni

Pizza with figs, prosciutto, arugula, & fontina cheese

Pizza with blackberries, prosciutto, fontina cheese & sliced basil

Pepperoni pizza sprinkled with sliced basil

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JP @abitofbuffalo.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

I could be in a far worse place right now

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JP @abitofbuffalo.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

I’ve noticed grocery stores are stocking far fewer steaks and they have gotten paper thin. Even cuts like chuck roast are getting smaller to make them appear cheaper.

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JP @abitofbuffalo.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Lookmaxxing this, Ballsmaxxing that, have you tried Divorced Dad Maxxing?

A Cybertruck towing a single person camper

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JP @abitofbuffalo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

It has Who Framed Roger Rabbit vibes. No wonder Zaslav wanted it buried. Can’t speak out against corporate corruption

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JP @abitofbuffalo.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

These people have no clue just how expensive historical reenactment films are. James Cameron spent 2x that on Titanic in the 90’s. But I am all for Elon wasting his money chasing a boondoggle

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JP @abitofbuffalo.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Didn’t we just find out the military has been hiding hundreds of injured soldiers?

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

He still thinks this is a winning argument

Trump: Afghanistan War: 20 years, 2,000 DEAD.
Iraq War: 9 years, 4,600 DEAD.
Vietnam War: 19 years and 5 months, 58,220 DEAD.
Korean War: 3 years and 1 month, 36,574 DEAD.
Venezuela War: 1 day, O DEAD.
Iran Military Conflict: 4 months, 18 DEAD.
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JP @abitofbuffalo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

They cranked The music to 11 to cover up Trump getting mercilessly booed

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JP @abitofbuffalo.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

As one of the few people that has a job that revolves around the sun, getting to sleep in an hour later in the winter sounds pretty sweet tbh

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JP @abitofbuffalo.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Someone whispered cumin near the chicken while it was being cooked

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JP @abitofbuffalo.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

This is the correct use for this

A copy of Atlas Shrugged being used as a doorstop

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JP @abitofbuffalo.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Let me get this straight QAnon, an organization devoted to flushing out a ring of elite pedophiles is done with Trump, but not because he is the heir apparent Epstein’s pedophile operation

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JP @abitofbuffalo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

13 years ago we went to the Burbank Animal Shelter on a whim and came home with a dog. This weekend she went on her last car ride with me right before her organs started shutting down 💔

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JP @abitofbuffalo.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Saturday night at Bob’s Big Boy blows this out of the water

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JP @abitofbuffalo.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

People were begging Hakeem Jeffries to show the slightest hint of resistance and he just stood there like an inept cuck. Then Mamdani got elected, and just started getting things done, even if some of them were just symbolic gestures, and people decided that’s what they want.

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JP @abitofbuffalo.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Idk man we made Atlantic Rim in like 12 shooting days, and Human Centipede 3 was 22 iirc, and I would argue Human Centipede 3 is a far worse movie

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JP @abitofbuffalo.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Donald Trump urinal cakes would do numbers though

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JP @abitofbuffalo.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Chalupa Batman Zuckerberg does have a nice ring to it

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JP @abitofbuffalo.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

The DNC all but ignored Paula Jean & West Virginia while pumping tens of millions into the Kentucky race with centrist Amy McGrath and Mitch McConnell dog walked her too. The Democrats have a massive voter deficit in that region from years of ignoring their party infrastructure

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JP @abitofbuffalo.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

If we add duckweed it’ll choke out the algae

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JP @abitofbuffalo.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

The Oliver Tree music video I got the opportunity to work on ended up being one of the most memorable moments of my career, and Oliver was one of the most down to earth artists. Just got a chance to say hi to him at Coachella too. Sad to see him gone so soon.

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JP @abitofbuffalo.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Can someone please inform the commentator calling Qatar vs Switzerland that 80°F is not hot by North American standards?

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JP @abitofbuffalo.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

He had no ground game and spent all his time campaigning in Beverly Hills, which is its own city, with its own mayor. A lot of people I know weren’t even aware he was running until right before the election

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JP @abitofbuffalo.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Stopped at a coffee shop by work this morning that was a combination coffee shop/bike shop/bar with urban industrial decor, and that pretty much describes peak Millennial aesthetic

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JP @abitofbuffalo.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Cool let’s give them the cigarettes treatment. Ban all advertising, make it illegal for kids, and constantly raise taxes on them.

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JP @abitofbuffalo.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

The lines for everything is my least favorite part about California

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JP @abitofbuffalo.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Democrats will try anything except universal healthcare

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JP @abitofbuffalo.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

I live far enough away that I’m not in immediate danger from an explosion, but close enough that I do have to worry about the potential for a toxic smoke cloud if/when it does happen

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JP @abitofbuffalo.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Send him to Dagestan, two years and forget. Six months, one phone call

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JP @abitofbuffalo.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Finally done building my Spanish Colonial McMansion in Windrose

Screenshot from the video game Windrose depicting a two story Spanish Colonial house

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JP @abitofbuffalo.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Double TKO by way of testicular torsion

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JP @abitofbuffalo.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

How long until we find out they were cuckin’ across the USA?

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JP @abitofbuffalo.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

It’s getting to the point I can’t walk into Lowe’s or Home Depot without someone trying to give me a sales pitch on solar/HVAC/Insulation services. I’m just there to buy a water filter, stop bothering me

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JP @abitofbuffalo.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Every time we try this the cops drum up crime panic and the media goes along with it

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JP @abitofbuffalo.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

I wasn’t aware bullfrogs were that far north

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JP @abitofbuffalo.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

That’s some top notch set design work 🤌

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JP @abitofbuffalo.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Bush killed it last night before the wind shut down the whole festival

Gavin Rossdale holding a guitar on stage with palm trees blowing in the background

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JP @abitofbuffalo.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Two Tim enter, one Tim leaves

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JP @abitofbuffalo.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

The Philz Coffee in Huntington Beach has a wall of patches from cops so absolutely not surprised in the least bit their CEO is a chud

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JP @abitofbuffalo.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Kicking off Coachella weekend two with a fresh loaf of bread

Loaf of no knead Dutch oven bread cooling on a rack

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JP @abitofbuffalo.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

I was so mad when Apple dropped support for my Apple Watch I never bought another one. My $150 Swissgear watch from 2002 still works perfectly fine, but my 3 year old Apple Watch was “outdated”

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JP @abitofbuffalo.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Trump’s presidency has failed so hard his ability to lay culture war traps to distract the masses has been neutered

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