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Ashlyn

@abitchandahalf.bsky.social
170 followers 157 following 935 posts

18+ account 19 | she/they 🏳️‍⚧️ | literally a cat Old pfp same me!!

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Ashlyn @abitchandahalf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My armpits are sweaty but the person I want to sniff them is an ocean away 😔
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Ashlyn @abitchandahalf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🔚ℹ️🆖🔜 🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥 Wtf???
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Ashlyn @abitchandahalf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Realising I don't really like sex is such a weird thing to learn about myself Like, I am very much a sexual person, I really enjoy a lot of kink stuff like hypno, and the thought of sex is really nice, but idk, the act itself isn't all that
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meat @puppybox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Ashlyn @abitchandahalf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
boymoding
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Ashlyn @abitchandahalf.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My breasts are finally visible on camera :3
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Ashlyn @abitchandahalf.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
QTP someone who could lift marvel's Mjolnir
static.klipy.com
Thor (Chris Hemsworth) Exercise Jogging
ALT: Thor (Chris Hemsworth) Exercise Jogging
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Ashlyn @abitchandahalf.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Ashlyn @abitchandahalf.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Feeling guilty sitting on my bed and using my laptop when my objectum friends are RIGHT THERE!
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Ashlyn @abitchandahalf.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I was trying to find movies with my girlfriend and she suggested "papa is a pervert and he loves his sex toys". We're now watching The Hobbit
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Ashlyn @abitchandahalf.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I made a hypnofile, but it's wayyyy too windy to do the voice over rn >:/
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Ashlyn @abitchandahalf.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Just joined a clothes kink server and we're playing Jackbox. they chose Tee KO. Help
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Ashlyn @abitchandahalf.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Tie that puppy up, blindfolding her, before laying a plate of sizzling sausages, watching her drool and beg for a taste
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Ashlyn @abitchandahalf.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
My girlfriend is such easy prey. I could tell her anything and it'd fluster her~ @astralbnnuy.bsky.social
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Ashlyn @abitchandahalf.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
SUPERHOT is probably the first piece of media that contained hypnotism that didn't make me want to roll my eyes to the back of my head
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Ashlyn @abitchandahalf.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Without downloading anything new, what is it like dating you?
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Ashlyn @abitchandahalf.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Excuse me MY BOY there must be some DINNER you've confused me for. If I could see some PINGAS or some WEEGEE in uniform. I really don't SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY I know YOU WILL DIE
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Ashlyn @abitchandahalf.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Cute girl: I'm ace Chasers: ugh, typical Glitch: I'm ace Glitch hunter: YOOOOOOOOO
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Ashlyn @abitchandahalf.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
If Count Binface beats Nigel Farage in the bi-election, my faith in this country will genuinely be restored It'll show that there are people here that are willing to fight back against tyranny, rather than fueling it, it'll show the country has the potential to not be consumed by bigotry and lies
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Ashlyn @abitchandahalf.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Trans piggyboy getting gender euphoria from the hair on his chinny chin chin
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Ashlyn @abitchandahalf.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Well maybe if you're a good girl, I'll consider shoving your head under here~
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Ashlyn @abitchandahalf.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Put one sub in a trance, before forcing another one to dom them
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Ashlyn @abitchandahalf.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Dating two people, and only one of them is into petplay One's my dog and ones my dawg
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Ashlyn @abitchandahalf.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Domming people just so I can promote my shitty music taste to them
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Ashlyn @abitchandahalf.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
youtu.be/76wSk1j02_4
youtu.be
Pop Will Eat Itself - Ich Bin Ein Auslander
YouTube video by PopWillEatItselfVEVO
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Ashlyn @abitchandahalf.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Wahoo I'm Dennis Chainsaw
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Ashlyn @abitchandahalf.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I am not turning off my VPN to use Spotify
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Ashlyn @abitchandahalf.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
"oh boy, this Lyn fellow made a rather hot post if I do say so myself. I should check out their profile for more posts like this, hopefully of the Hypno variety" The murder fetish posts that absolutely none of my followers fuck with:
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LVDVL @lvdvl.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
should be using them on you :3
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Ashlyn @abitchandahalf.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Chastity shore that works like a shoe store, where you take your cock out and the workers find the perfect size for it They let you have the cage itself for free, but they won't give you the key unless you pay
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soapie @soaphiee.tgirl.gay · 11/06/2026
death via armpit scent inhalation call that sniffbait
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Ashlyn @abitchandahalf.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Cuddling with your 18' giant spider girlfriend in bed, her legs wrapped around your entire body. If you move even an inch, her instincts activate and bite your head off
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Ashlyn @abitchandahalf.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
"Calm down Blue Grinch, we're your friends" "Shut up buzz, I'm getting knee surgery"
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Ashlyn @abitchandahalf.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Doomed yaoi except the doomed part is that they're both straight
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Ashlyn @abitchandahalf.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Birdfeeding a pet her own intestines
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Ashlyn @abitchandahalf.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
FUCK DO YOU MEAN CHANSEY IS BELOW EXEGGUTOR 😭
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Ashlyn @abitchandahalf.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Pride is coming up soon, so I'm coming up with ideas for hypno kink shirts
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Ashlyn @abitchandahalf.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Just bought some Anthrax. I'm so excited :3
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Ashlyn @abitchandahalf.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Robert Galbraith has been suspiciously silent after Rowling's comments...
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Ashlyn @abitchandahalf.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
*while eating a sandwich* it's probably the taddest bit egotistical that I make my girlfriend call me Goddess
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Ashlyn @abitchandahalf.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
grids.fun/t/about-me-v...
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Ashlyn @abitchandahalf.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I just realised I built my account by domming people with more followers than me-
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RAWDAWG COMICS @rawdawgcomics.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Much more than a boy
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Ashlyn @abitchandahalf.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
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Ashlyn @abitchandahalf.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I just left another trans server for being overly sexist, it's weird just how common of an occurance this is Some transfems seem to forget that 50% OF THE TRANS COMMUNITY IS MEN. WHEN YOU SAY ALL MEN ARE BAD, YOU'RE EITHER DISREGARDING 50% OF THE COMMUNITY, OR YOU'RE SAYING TRANS MEN AREN'T MEN 😭
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azalea 🩷 @plushbow.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
a pink tabby cat is staring and drooling at an annoyed blue mouse. the cat is thinking, "FUCK- I WANT TO EAT HER. ...I SHOULDN'T." while the mouse is thinking, "can this girl eat me already. holy shit."
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Ashlyn @abitchandahalf.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Heh...This run is just like my yuri... doomed
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Ashlyn @abitchandahalf.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Sub that hypnotises and breaks someone into being a mindless beast that rapes them every moment they get
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Ashlyn @abitchandahalf.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
The funniest thing about this obvious scam meant to gather your information is that the con-man could have just pretended to be trans Like, I know the stereotype is that trans women are easy, but you could have put even a little effort into this 😭
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