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Abio.Mike

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Abio.Mike @abiomike.bsky.social · 2h
I'll see you one Scaramucci and I'll raise you a Zacharia!
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Abio.Mike @abiomike.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
She’s talking about Jack Kennedy, right?
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Abio.Mike @abiomike.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
For tonight’s performance the role of Senator Eric Schmitt will be played by Congressman Andy Harris.
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Abio.Mike @abiomike.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Abio.Mike @abiomike.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Markwayne?
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Abio.Mike @abiomike.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Truth
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Abio.Mike @abiomike.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Abio.Mike @abiomike.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
*also too* 😭
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Abio.Mike @abiomike.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is especially creepy during a week that we’re hearing about a drunken woman being gang raped.
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Abio.Mike @abiomike.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’m confused by small-government advocates who want government to have the power to kill its citizens.
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Abio.Mike @abiomike.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I wanna try whatever drugs Happy Hassett is on.
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Abio.Mike @abiomike.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
All the cool cars available for that money and they choose that PoS.
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Abio.Mike @abiomike.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He means we’re in The Second Gilded Age.
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Abio.Mike @abiomike.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Are we back in junior high?
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Abio.Mike @abiomike.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Never thought I’d be on Rees-Mogg’s side of any argument.
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Abio.Mike @abiomike.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Abio.Mike @abiomike.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Explain this:
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Abio.Mike @abiomike.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Abio.Mike @abiomike.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The wheels on the bus go ‘round and ‘round.
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Abio.Mike @abiomike.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Third thing: “EVERY single policy position”?
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Abio.Mike @abiomike.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nothing more “real” than poverty, asshole.
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Abio.Mike @abiomike.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Malevolence tempered by incompetence.
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Abio.Mike @abiomike.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sydney Sweeney is your conservative poster woman?
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Abio.Mike @abiomike.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This the guy who couldn’t handle a real job?
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Abio.Mike @abiomike.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
TBF, this is the view of many Americans.
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Abio.Mike @abiomike.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
All that ammo should make the arch easier to destroy when he’s gone.
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Abio.Mike @abiomike.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Gender-affirming care?
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Abio.Mike @abiomike.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
IYKYK
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Abio.Mike @abiomike.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Thanks for the LOL!
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Abio.Mike @abiomike.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Tell me you don’t understand how electricity works without … Shoulda had the MIT uncle explain.
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Abio.Mike @abiomike.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Then why did I pay $4.39 a gallon today?
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Abio.Mike @abiomike.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
True, they can. Also true: They won’t.
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Abio.Mike @abiomike.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Resting Mitch Face.
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Abio.Mike @abiomike.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I got there ten years ago, Nick.
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Abio.Mike @abiomike.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
So much winning!
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Abio.Mike @abiomike.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
There’s no shortage of either, it seems.
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Abio.Mike @abiomike.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Where does the money go if Republicans lose their majorities in November?
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Abio.Mike @abiomike.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I'd pay money to watch Trump face the consequences of behaving like that with real NHL players.
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Abio.Mike @abiomike.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The Nancy Mace of sports.
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Abio.Mike @abiomike.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Abio.Mike @abiomike.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Raise my taxes if you must, Trump must be erased.
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Abio.Mike @abiomike.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I don’t even care what he thinks about sports.
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Abio.Mike @abiomike.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I should have done this after “Gulf of America” but now with “Lake America” I am done with Google: Gmail -> Proton Chrome -> Firefox YouTube TV -> Sling And so on. Fuck Google. Cowards.
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Abio.Mike @abiomike.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I was gonna go with pompous ass but I like smarmy prick even more.
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Abio.Mike @abiomike.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I see that ethnic group behind him.
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Abio.Mike @abiomike.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Lisa McClain always looks like she's in a hostage video, blinking furiously to send a message.
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Abio.Mike @abiomike.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I just cancelled YouTube TV. They asked why. I wrote “Gulf of America? Lake America? Cowards!”
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Abio.Mike @abiomike.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Funnily enough Volkswagen built a version of the Golf in Mexico called the Caribe.
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Abio.Mike @abiomike.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I’m working on it. Goodbye Gmail, YouTube TV, etc.
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Abio.Mike @abiomike.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
“A total eclipse of the Sonny!”
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