Abi Rein @abijean.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Look, all I’m gonna say is that, after seeing them in person, the main thing the DFTBA staff ordered from Pizzamas yesterday was the lounge set (or at least one piece). The hoodie and pants have so many cool details and the quality is the highest we’ve ever done. 091
Abi Rein @abijean.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I had lasagna soup for the first time tonight and it might be all I ever eat again. 0100
Abi Rein @abijean.bsky.social · 23/09/2026When deciding to completely change my life, I decided to give myself a lot of time to prepare but now that I’m in the preparation period, the preparing I am doing is basically solely being anxious about the prep work. 050
Abi Rein @abijean.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Yes I did make frozen pizza at 8 am this morning for the Pizzamas photoshoot 3200
Abi Rein @abijean.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I say this every year but I really mean if this year: I’m going to be so devastated if people don’t love pizzamas this year as much as I do. It’s so good and we’ve worked so hard. 4180
Abi Rein @abijean.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Sometimes I think about the time I drove up to a drive through speaker and never rolled down my window, and it took me too long to realize why no one was greeting me. 070
Abi Rein @abijean.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Thanks to that one guy who makes karaoke videos that you can duet with so I can sing songs with him after a bad day 060
Abi Rein @abijean.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Most hilarious Facebook take on the cyclospora outbreak: “Explosive diarrhea isn’t going to kill you, you will actually benefit from it. That’s why I’m continuing to eat my fruits and veggies” 390
Abi Rein @abijean.bsky.social · 30/06/2026I send out like 1-2 marketing emails a month for dftba and I’ve been irrationally anxious that people are going to think I usedAI when actually I’m just a goof with zero marketing training 080
Abi Rein @abijean.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Listening to the intrepid heroes talking about StumbleUpon and I’m like “these people are me.” 170
Abi Rein @abijean.bsky.social · 05/06/2026For my red eye tomorrow, should I 1) stay up all night watching Dimension 20 on the plane? 2) try to sleep but fail and wish I had just watched Dimension 20 instead? 240
Abi Rein @abijean.bsky.social · 16/05/2026So glad our governor is using his power to do something….. 🫠 270
Abi Rein @abijean.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Having a real “I don’t know how to explain to you that you should care about other people” kind of day. 0235
Abi Rein @abijean.bsky.social · 09/05/2026We talk about Disney setting unrealistic relationship expectation but we don’t talk about George Ezra songs. 040
Abi Rein @abijean.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Feeling rich, as in decadent. I love this time of year when nature is giving its all. 160
Abi Rein @abijean.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Urgent care nurse applying my ekg stickers: “you’re tan already” Me, dizzy and disoriented: “that’s just my skin” 040
Abi Rein @abijean.bsky.social · 23/04/2026I’ve had a lot of thoughts frequently about making a video about a specific thing I’m thinking. And then I’m like “no, I don’t need to post about this, why do I want to post about this?” Today I realized I’m just craving conversation with someone that’s not about work. 1100
Abi Rein @abijean.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Me: I need to find meaner friends who will tell me why people don’t want to date me. My therapist: ….Abi. 070
Abi Rein @abijean.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Trying to titrate off my SSRI and what do you mean it makes me super sweaty all the time??? Bodies are weird. 050
Abi Rein @abijean.bsky.social · 31/03/2026When Nerdfighter Art from P4A fits perfectly into your office at DFTBA. 0160
Abi Rein @abijean.bsky.social · 12/03/2026It’s so weird to see so much conspiracy lately over clones and celebrities being replaced. Feels like we’ve entered a new era of horror. 250
Abi Rein @abijean.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Yall im using a heat mat this year to start seeds and it turns out the plant experts were right about germination rates 🤷🏻♀️ 020
Abi Rein @abijean.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Excuse my French but this is fucking insane #p4a2026 #p4milliona 0130
Abi Rein @abijean.bsky.social · 15/02/2026#p4a2026 is the only time I want to care about number go up Let’s go $4 Million!! 0190
Abi Rein @abijean.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Grateful for my two therapists: Meggie, LCSW, and the cast of Dimension 20: Gladlands 081
Abi Rein @abijean.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Me saying “I’m no better than a man” but it’s because someone moved some snacks at work to the next shelf and I couldn’t find them. 040
Abi Rein @abijean.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Someone just said the phrase “philosophically excited but operationally constrained” and I will be describing myself as this moving forward. 140
Abi Rein @abijean.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Love to put a little fake tan on to help my self esteem only to feel self conscious about it all day. #justgirlythings 040
Abi Rein @abijean.bsky.social · 15/01/2026We’re only like 8 hrs in (of 36) but road tripping with one of my brothers is kind of elite 020
Abi Rein @abijean.bsky.social · 10/01/2026I did some soul searching at the end of the year and I’m just as alarmed as you to find out that my soul is just a hippie gardener who wants to chill with a talking raven. 050
Abi Rein @abijean.bsky.social · 25/12/2025No political conversations with my family this season but my brothers and I did do a symposium on the problems with AI. 160
Abi Rein @abijean.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Cold brew before a red eye is a wild choice but it’s Christmas babyyyyy 350
Abi Rein @abijean.bsky.social · 18/12/2025I have this idea and goal for my life that will make positive change in a small community (and would hopefully be able to be replicated in other communities) but it won’t make money so I don’t know how I would even make it happen and I hate capitalism for that. 040
Abi Rein @abijean.bsky.social · 02/12/2025I’ve been finding more success talking to my conservative family members by approaching things from a class consciousness perspective. Then Drew Gooden puts out this masterpiece so I might just send people this from now on: youtu.be/W8Z3MfNpJpE?...youtu.beGreed is Destroying the WorldYouTube video by Drew Gooden 081
Abi Rein @abijean.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Not me having to explain Mr Fantasy to my whole family and them just going “…okay…” 170
Abi Rein @abijean.bsky.social · 09/11/2025I can romanticize being back where I grew up all I want, but then I go out to eat and the live band is singing an incredibly earnest version of “Proud To Be An American”. 050
Abi Rein @abijean.bsky.social · 08/11/2025No one was going to tell me how cool Scavengers Reign is? 020
Abi Rein @abijean.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Hell yeah, feels good to see people en masse voting in reasonable directions. 030
Abi Rein @abijean.bsky.social · 04/11/2025I hate dreams cause it’s like what do you mean you’re going to show me the first act of a self-insert romcom and then I’ve gotta wake up alone??? 280
Abi Rein @abijean.bsky.social · 01/11/2025I get the irony here but man I am so tired of ✨opinions✨ 030
Abi Rein @abijean.bsky.social · 27/10/2025I recommend, if you have to road trip across the country, that you have your two most unhinged friends be responsible for building out the road trip playlist. 0181
Abi Rein @abijean.bsky.social · 25/10/2025There’s something kinda wild about seeing an Escalade with a Salt Life sticker while driving through the plains of South Dakota. 030
Abi Rein @abijean.bsky.social · 15/10/2025I’m surprised there haven’t been any HBO-like dramas about hotel cleaning staff. I feel like the organization of and daily chaos of cleaning a big hotel (like the one I’m currently in) must be fraught with drama and intrigue. 120
Abi Rein @abijean.bsky.social · 12/10/2025Related to my last post, watching a bunch of this year’s Pizzamas videos in a row definitely puts you in an existential brain space, shew! 140
Abi Rein @abijean.bsky.social · 12/10/2025I read a comment on a vlogbrothers video that shared the following Maya Angelou quote: “Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it.” I’m so moved by this and want it on a post it note in every room in my house and work. 0101
Abi Rein @abijean.bsky.social · 06/10/2025Not to be dramatic, but I watched a video this weekend of an Australian woman who keeps her chickens in an edible plant-filled coop that she’s dubbed “Chicken City” and now that’s all I want to do with my life. 060