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Eric T. Cartman.

@abigbonedpsycho.bsky.social
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"Sweet..." Account ran by OMEGA. This Character is from South Park. Account not associated with Matt Stone and Trey Parker. ANYONE CAN FOLLOW ME! The Multiple Man of The #𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐈𝐎𝐍 PS: ur so lame.

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— 𝐎𝐇𝐌𝐀 𝐙𝐈-𝐎 .ᐟ @shukufukunotoki.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
As Ohma Zi-O raised his hand, portals all leading to Astraia, Alexandria, and Chikyu all open up in front of the members of the legion. 𝐓𝐇𝐄 #𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐒 𝐈𝐓𝐒 𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐈𝐍 #NOVAMDOMUM .ᐟ
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Eric T. Cartman. @abigbonedpsycho.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
[Cartman just stood at the bus stop tapping his foot...] "I'm down here! Jeez... Suddenly everyone's goin' blind."
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Eric T. Cartman. @abigbonedpsycho.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
"If your askin' me just fucking kill em all." [Cartman sipped a chocolate milk carton.]
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Eric T. Cartman. @abigbonedpsycho.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
[Cartman has now found himself in Korea... Word got out a popular band called... HUNTR/X was performing pfft lame... But nonetheless Heidi wanted to go so cartman dragged himself along.] (yes my portrayal of Cartman is still with Heidi.)
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Eric T. Cartman. @abigbonedpsycho.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
OMEGA on dat re4 remake so I can make Leon more accurate
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Eric T. Cartman. @abigbonedpsycho.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
"Yeah alright..." [Cartman flayed his Cape and crawled back through the smashed window.] "Shit... My cape- fuckin... cmon." [He'd get his Cape unstuck from the window and run off.]
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Eric T. Cartman. @abigbonedpsycho.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
"Well actually kid... I'm only 10."
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Eric T. Cartman. @abigbonedpsycho.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
"Eric Cartman... The Coolest fuckin' guy in colorado."
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Eric T. Cartman. @abigbonedpsycho.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
"I fed a kid his own parents... You're genuinely humiliating yourself lady."
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Eric T. Cartman. @abigbonedpsycho.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Coon Claws - Cartman gets up in his opponets face delivering a swift three claw strike damaging them a moderate amount and applying the Bleed Status effect.
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Eric T. Cartman. @abigbonedpsycho.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
OMEGA I am too! flip you stinky face >:(
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Eric T. Cartman. @abigbonedpsycho.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
OMEGA I'm bored someone @ me or smth
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Eric T. Cartman. @abigbonedpsycho.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
OMEGA all we need now are group chats... cmon Blue-sky... You can do this...
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Eric T. Cartman. @abigbonedpsycho.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
OMEGA BLUESKY REJOICE!
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Eric T. Cartman. @abigbonedpsycho.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
[Cartman woke up to his phone ringing... Pissed off he'd answer.] "Who the fuck is this... Is this you Kyle..."
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Bete Noire @sweetestfear.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
“Mercy is not a gift. It is a calling. and I have answered.” Those who ache, come forth. Lay your fears before the moon. I will bear your pain, and in my hands, you will find peace everlasting. Lune Noire, Voice of the Soul of Mercy A Canon-Divergent Portrayal of Amber Lightvale Written in Spite
https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/126713072
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Eric T. Cartman. @abigbonedpsycho.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
"Hmmmm so she said there isn't mercy and stuff... and then she killed that person..." [Cartman was thinking during the Sermon... Is this really something people belive in?]
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Eric T. Cartman. @abigbonedpsycho.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
"BAHAHAHA GUYS LOOK AT THIS FUCKING DOUCHEBAG!!!!!!!!!"
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Eric T. Cartman. @abigbonedpsycho.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
[Cartman is stood there holding a fucking glock.] "Saw an ad said some guy needed help fighting demons... So fuck it."
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Eric T. Cartman. @abigbonedpsycho.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
[Cartman stopped in place.] "Who the fuck are you!"
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Eric T. Cartman. @abigbonedpsycho.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
[Cartman just walked away grumbling...] "smartass... mmmmm..."
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Eric T. Cartman. @abigbonedpsycho.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
@gwenpool-in-blue.bsky.social "Hey Gwen... Since we're like so totally best friends... Wanna Fist Bump?"
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Eric T. Cartman. @abigbonedpsycho.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
"People were telling me to do this... Sounds kewl."
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Eric T. Cartman. @abigbonedpsycho.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
[Cartman kinda looked happy...] "Killer we're like best buds now."
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Eric T. Cartman. @abigbonedpsycho.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
OMEGA cartman.
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Eric T. Cartman. @abigbonedpsycho.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
"Your tryna get down on my level... Last person that did this to me I sent their ass to the fuckin' psych ward."
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Eric T. Cartman. @abigbonedpsycho.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
"Oh I'm like so scared you guys... totally." [Eric kept a straight face.] "Didn't even answer my question anyway Dumbass."
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Eric T. Cartman. @abigbonedpsycho.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
OMEGA you actually found one Gwen? That's sweet... Right eric. "FUCK NO I'M NOT SPEAKING TO A BUNCHA STUPID DEMONS!"
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Eric T. Cartman. @abigbonedpsycho.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
OMEGA I want Eric to interact with the KPDH cast it'd be frying me if bro just flamed the Saja Boys for an hour 😭
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Eric T. Cartman. @abigbonedpsycho.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
"AYE... ARE YOU DISRESPECTING MAH AUTHORITAH!" [Cartman looked pissed now.] "also like my mam has taught me tons of manners..."
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Eric T. Cartman. @abigbonedpsycho.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
"Take your damn vibes to Denver then you hippie!" [Cartman tapped his baton on the ground.] "NOW GO TO DAMN DENVER!"
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Eric T. Cartman. @abigbonedpsycho.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
"Depends... Who the fuck are you."
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Eric T. Cartman. @abigbonedpsycho.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
"The fuck are you doing... It's like 10 in the morning... Who even are you anyway?" [Cartman crossed his arms trying to show authoritah.]
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Eric T. Cartman. @abigbonedpsycho.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
OMEGA
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Eric T. Cartman. @abigbonedpsycho.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
OMEGA I don't even wanna block the account I feel like I've been chosen for something 😭
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Eric T. Cartman. @abigbonedpsycho.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" [Cartman lunged at Gwen screaming.]
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Eric T. Cartman. @abigbonedpsycho.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
"What did you just say..." [Eric looks like he's about to genuinely murder Gwen.] "Say something about my mom one more time..."
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Eric T. Cartman. @abigbonedpsycho.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
the window...] "They're gonna play loud music huh... I'll show em loud..." [So he just launched a fucking firework at the stage.]
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Eric T. Cartman. @abigbonedpsycho.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
@umjammer1999.bsky.social [Cartman was asleep late at night snuggled up next to Clyde Frog when suddenly... 1. 2. 3! GO! A loud guitar began playing from the town square loud enough to wake up the sleeping eric...] "Oh... OH FOR FUCK SAKE I WAS ENJOYING MY NAP!" [Eric then got up and watched out
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Eric T. Cartman. @abigbonedpsycho.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
[As Cartman quietly crept through the room he'd... get a tingle a feeling... He'd then notice... rubble? But there wasn't any structural damage to generate this much rubble... There was definitely something here something abnormal.]
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Eric T. Cartman. @abigbonedpsycho.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
"AYE. I AM NOT FUCKING FAT IM BIG BONED! SO DO ME A FAVOUR SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH GWEN!"
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Eric T. Cartman. @abigbonedpsycho.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
OMEGA *adds causing a universal fallout to my resume.*
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Eric T. Cartman. @abigbonedpsycho.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
[Eric just... watched the man singing whilst sipping a bottle of Cred.]
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Eric T. Cartman. @abigbonedpsycho.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
OMEGA I'm fucking crying istg thank you @fury-of-nihilister.bsky.social from the bottom of my heart THANK YOU!
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Eric T. Cartman. @abigbonedpsycho.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
OMEGA EVERYONE GO FOLLOW @fury-of-nihilister.bsky.social THEY'RE A GODDAMN LEGEND!
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Eric T. Cartman. @abigbonedpsycho.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
OMEGA typa shit that happens mordecai and rigby when they wanna microwave popcorn
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Eric T. Cartman. @abigbonedpsycho.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
OMEGA that's why we're brothers man!
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Eric T. Cartman. @abigbonedpsycho.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
OMEGA not a bad account idea... your always full of ideas Little Bro.
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Eric T. Cartman. @abigbonedpsycho.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
OMEGA oh yeah I'm ps. It's speedingthru7656
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Eric T. Cartman. @abigbonedpsycho.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
OMEGA I NEED HIM UESTER YOU DONT GET IT I ALREADY HAVE HOMER NOW I JUST NEED CARTMAN AND THEN I NEED *SECRET 3RD BAD GUY.* SKIN
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