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@abidextrous.bsky.social
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Coal Miner, Door Handle Inventor, Single mother of 38

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AbiDextrous @abidextrous.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We live in godless world and XBOX home screen ads are proof. i do not care about the 7-Eleven Forza car meet i just want to play Garfield Kart
Cropped screenshot of a XBOX dashboard.

Below the row of Games is a Game Pass advertisement tile, Promoting a 7-Eleven car meet in Forza Horizon 6
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AbiDextrous @abidextrous.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
STEAM
PAYMENT METHOD

Please Select a Payment method:
Mastercard, Klarna, PaysafeCard,Visa.
''JCB''
a big red arrow pointing from ''JCB'' to an image of a yellow JCB Excavator
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AbiDextrous @abidextrous.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
They just dont "Scooby Doo 2 Post Credit scene where he plays the tie-in GBA game and tells you a Secret Code" Like they used to
2004 CGI Scooby Doo holding a Gameboy Advance SP to the camera. He has a smug grin.

The screen shows a menu entering the code "S D 2"
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AbiDextrous @abidextrous.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
THESE ANIMALS ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY THEY MAKE ME WANNA MERGE WITHOUT LOOKING!!!
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AbiDextrous @abidextrous.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
because of woke
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AbiDextrous @abidextrous.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Hmmmmm...
Screenshot of Bluesky discover feed featuring 2 posts

Furry hater: "i barely got any friends on steam fuck"
Screenshot of Steam friends
Vlone Mac gamer is playing: DELTARUNE: Gay Edition

Emma (IPG):
"idk why, whenever i play deltarune a bunch of people dm me on steam "What?" and they act all confused. I'm literally just playing the game
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AbiDextrous @abidextrous.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Oh neat a new XBOX guitar
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AbiDextrous @abidextrous.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
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AbiDextrous @abidextrous.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
It is over.
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AbiDextrous @abidextrous.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
final time should be 5123 hours. 😿
Discord Status; Playing Garfield Kart 2, 5102 Hours concurrent playtime
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AbiDextrous @abidextrous.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I have officially beat Gaming™
Playing
Garfield Kart 2
Garfield Kart 2 - All You Can Drift
5000:00:00 Hours concurrent playtime
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AbiDextrous @abidextrous.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Practice Mode for @stagetourgame.com has been Cancelled citing 'Budget Conflicts' JCO of @redoctane.games stated "i needed $10 for my Oranges" Source @loreheropodcast.bsky.social
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AbiDextrous @abidextrous.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Tomodachi life 3 trailer was cool
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AbiDextrous @abidextrous.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
"oh a portable super Nintendo that sounds coo-" *Takes out angle grinder
A low quality close up screenshot of SpongeBob squarepants, looking heavily distraught and sad.
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AbiDextrous @abidextrous.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
As much as that is a stupid question (and automatically gets infinite more stupid points for asking AI) Humans are wonderful creatures and we love making stupid Answers. Yes, anything up to Mariokart Wii can be emulated damn near perfectly in Xbox dev mode, with 7 running poorly.
photograph of an Xbox Series S displayed vertically Infront of a Television, gameplay of Mariokart Double Dash!! Running on the Xbox Is displayed on the Screen.
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AbiDextrous @abidextrous.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
How about this for them instead
Disc art for New Super Mario Bros Wii with all 4 Characters replaced With Waluigi, Now matching the USA Snes buttons instead of the Colours of the PAL/JP Snes Controller
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AbiDextrous @abidextrous.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Wow this is life changing #googleballs
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AbiDextrous @abidextrous.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Girlfriend wanted to play Celeste but she's never played a 2D platformer so I made her play Mario 1 and she got stuck here
Screenshot of Super Mario Bros. for NES, Level 1-2.
Mario is standing still before a Brick formation that he could easily Break through to progress
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AbiDextrous @abidextrous.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Sources confirm that Dick Van Dyke is in this black and white photo
Greyscale image of Dick Van Dyke sitting in a chair, he is grinning and looking off from the cameras view.
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AbiDextrous @abidextrous.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Today's the day.
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AbiDextrous @abidextrous.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
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AbiDextrous @abidextrous.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Peaj incoming
Xbox Menu Screenshot of Garfield Kart 2: All you can Drift Installing with a Progress Bar
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AbiDextrous @abidextrous.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
News Article Headline: ''Death pool'' discovered at the bottom of the sea that kills everything 'immediately'

''Death pool'' is highlighted in a circle, drawn to an image of Spider-Man, who is not deadpool
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AbiDextrous @abidextrous.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Rest Easy Splitgate 1 Servers I will miss you. 🫡
NOTICE
Unable to play online. Game update required.
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AbiDextrous @abidextrous.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
(1): the only thing i know about gay is that its a sin and evil
(1): and part of the woke agenda

(2): abi (1) we are literally girlfriends
(2): Sob Emoji
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AbiDextrous @abidextrous.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Also! You can now Fish in chat yourself! just type !fish (it'll show as an emote on 7TV) and you'll get a bot reply with a random """""fish""""" (fishy fish not guaranteed)
Screenshot of a Twitch chat

(Streamer) Abidextrous: !fish (shown as Emote)
(Bot) PeamElements: @AbiDextrous Caight joel (shown as Emote) 516Kg! a Fine catch!
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AbiDextrous @abidextrous.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Going Live in ~1 hour, doing more Fortnite, Trying to Win with Fishing Loot Only again. Yesterday i Somehow Won 1st game, hoping for some more luck!
A Fortnite Screenshot, Showing a Character fishing in a Pond, Behind them is a Tree, A Chair, and A barrel of Fishing rods.
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AbiDextrous @abidextrous.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
WON FIRST TRY, FISHING IS THE BEST STRAT CONFIRMED!!
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AbiDextrous @abidextrous.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Yo, going live in ~20 Minutes doing a Fortnite challenge, Trying to win with Fishing Loot only, first stream in ages but come join if you want, you don't gotta IDK!!!!
A stylised Drawing of a Character with a Computer monitor for a Head Fishing on a Dock, Illustration by DoinkleGaryBoinkle
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AbiDextrous @abidextrous.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Box Art for ''Mario Kart Woke'' on nintendo switch 2. mario is depicted besides a car drinking a can of gay beer.
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AbiDextrous @abidextrous.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
This is how I look switching my wavebird off during the loading screens to save battery life
Sheldon cooper holding a laptop with a finger in the air
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AbiDextrous @abidextrous.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Fortnite Battle Pass Screenshot Of a Loading Screen
The loading screen Artwork is By "Joe Hogan"
A comedic Red Arrow and Circle outlines the similarity to Joe Rogan
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AbiDextrous @abidextrous.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Not Sure what nintendo were thinking with this one.
An EVIL sprite of an EVIL yoshi giving the MIDDLE FINGER to the viewer, the EVIL yoshi has an EVIL scowl on his EVIL face showing no remorse for his EVIL actions.
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AbiDextrous @abidextrous.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Playing Yoshi's Universal Gravitation Saw this Sprite and immediately had to share it. This is true art.
A Pixelated Sprite of Yoshi giving a Thumbs up with a Realistic Human Like Hand, in Stark contrast to the simple cartoon style depicting the rest of him.
Yoshi has a pleased expression with an open mouth.
His Feet are kicked back in his Orange Boots.
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AbiDextrous @abidextrous.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Nintendo??? Preserving media????!? This is shocking..
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AbiDextrous @abidextrous.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
a father exclaims ''Holy fuck Scott the woz'' in a museum with his children
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AbiDextrous @abidextrous.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
The Game of The Year 2025 is Gin Rummy
Playing Cards Arranged for a game of Gin Rummy
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AbiDextrous @abidextrous.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Switch 2 Prices.
WHEN YOU GET PAID BIWEEKLY
Week One: Nintendo Switch 2
Weeks Two through Week Seventeen: ICE SOUP
Week Eighteen: Donkey Kong Bananza For Nintendo Switch 2
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AbiDextrous @abidextrous.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Im not quite sure how to describe this
Sorry
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AbiDextrous @abidextrous.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
If you're just looking to get it connected to the switch and don't mind the wrong letters, their Wireless Bluetooth adapter 2 boasts full support for all their Bluetooth controllers and still works for motion control and ultimate software adjustments
Product page for 8BitDo Wireless Bluetooth USB Adapter 2 with images of the adapter. It features a black design and is priced at $18.99. Compatible with various gaming consoles and devices.
Support 6-axis motion on Switch and Vibration on X-input mode.
Supports ultimate software - customize button mapping, adjust stick & trigger sensitivity, vibration control and create macros with any button combination.
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AbiDextrous @abidextrous.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Evil 3rd option: Physical but its just a case with a digital code inside it (please stop doing this)
Download Code Only
No game card is included!
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AbiDextrous @abidextrous.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
a black and white photo of actor vin diesel holding a finger to his lips in a shushing gesture, text is overlapped reading "A real man never speaks ill of" and then a photo a glorp
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AbiDextrous @abidextrous.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
what????? how can they be trending???? theres no games??
A screenshot of BlueSky Trending Topics:
"PlayStation Games" is Trending
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AbiDextrous @abidextrous.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
I HATE
A Balding Man
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AbiDextrous @abidextrous.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
an image of an Alien with the Text "boy why you so gnarp gnap 👽" above it
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AbiDextrous @abidextrous.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Dudes never message you good morning they just send you shit like this.
A Discord Screenshot, A message has been sent a 4:22 AM, The message is Chinese Text. An Image of a Cat With Large Eyes is Attached.
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AbiDextrous @abidextrous.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
I finally got my 10th anniversary Worlds vinyl yesterday and i love hollowheart soooo much i cant believe it was just locked away (apart from being sampled in shelter)
A Record Player playing the 10th Anniversary Edition Of Porter Robinson - Worlds. The Disk is a Marbled White and the Album Cover is Stood Up On the player, Showing its Holographic Sleeve
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AbiDextrous @abidextrous.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Xbox Game pass is automatically the best subscription service simply because it lets you sort by which games have soup. @xbox.com, thank you for adding the soup section.
Xbox Library Screen showing a selection of games that contain soup.
"Good soup"
"Get a taste of adventure with these great games that just so happen to feature soup."
The Visible Array of Games That Feature Soup are as follows:
ARK
Cooking Simulator
Disney Dreamlight Valley
Fallout 4
Fallout 76
Grounded
Medieval Dynasty
Minecraft
Ni no Kuni II
Overcooked 2
Sea of Stars
Spiritfarer
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AbiDextrous @abidextrous.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
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AbiDextrous @abidextrous.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
fortnite ballistic
WikiPedia Article For a "Perpetual 1-day blinding stew"
the image of the stew has been replaced with a Fortnite Ballistic Flashbang Grenade

[Article]
[A perpetual 1-day blinding stew, also known as forever blind-for-a-day soup, hunter's pot o' blindness,[1] or hunter's sightless stew, is a pot into which blindess- inducing foodstuffs are placed and cooked. The pot is never or rarely emptied all the way, and ingredients and liquid are replenished as necessary.[2] It is differentiated from a perpetual stew by the fact that eating it causes the eater to become blind for a day. Such foods can continue cooking for decades or longer if properly maintained. The concept is often a common element in descriptions of medieval inns, where it was often necessary to render unruly guests blind. Foods prepared in a perpetual stew have been described as being flavorful due to the manner in which the ingredients blend together. Various ingredients can be used in a perpetual 1-day blinding stew such as root vegetables, tubers (potatoes, yams, etc.), poisons, and various meats.[3]]
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