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Amanda B. Cronkhite

@abcronkhite.bsky.social
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Former diplomat & professor. Quantitative social scientist focused on information manipulation. Blackhawks fan. If I can't bring my dog(s), I'm not coming.

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Amanda B. Cronkhite @abcronkhite.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I heard somewhere that he’s trying to finally get an Oscar … so the cynic in me wonders if it was meant to make money 🤔
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Amanda B. Cronkhite @abcronkhite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is why I fear for my nieces (and basically all women on campuses): “Who cares if she drank and did drugs? Even if [she] was willingly wasted beyond belief, that doesn’t make it okay for seven men to spend hours raping her.” #whywechoosethebear #notallmenbuttoomanycomplicit #rapeculture
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Amanda B. Cronkhite @abcronkhite.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We had to read Old Yeller in school. Then watched Marley & Me. Along came John Wick. We all collectively decided John Wick had the proper reaction to the dog dying. And we didn’t want to see more dogs die. A societal shift respectful of millennia of attachment & not wanting to ugly cry in theatres 🐶
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This aired just the once in 1998 on the live SNL show for which McKay wrote it. It was effectively banned as it never aired again. I wonder why. MEDIA-OPOLY
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Amanda B. Cronkhite @abcronkhite.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“The world would be better with more… Female US presidents” THANK YOU #tedlasso
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Amanda B. Cronkhite @abcronkhite.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
#my911story tldr: I was stationed overseas in South Asia and that reality always makes today kind of odd for me #911anniversary
Screenshot of a Twitter post from September 11, 2019. It begins with # my 9/11 story then reads: first tour foreign service officer in Chennai, India. 10.5 hours ahead of New York City. Had been out of the office sick Monday and Tuesday. Was watching “The Seige” movie about terrorism on US soil. Movie ended and I turned on CNN. I remember seeing the tower on fire and thinking “Is the movie still on?”Screenshot of the second post in a Twitter thread from September 11, 2019 that reads: saw plane hit the second tower. Quickly informed that the Consulate would be closed Wednesday (since it was already Tuesday evening for us) and security around our living quarters was upped. I remember my then boyfriend (Aussie/Brit) walking in after work with just a horrified look on his face.Third screenshot from a Twitter thread from September 11, 2019 that reads: Heard the State Department had been evacuated. I was scared for my friends. Made the boyfriend drag a mattress into the TV room because I wanted to watch coverage overnight but didn’t wanna be alone. This day is always weird for me because I lived it so differently than folks in the US I think. The post ends with # the world turned upside down, which is a reference to the musical “Hamilton”Final of four posts in a Twitter thread from September 11, 2019 that reads: I was 24. I knew instantly we were going to war. I knew it was probably going to be in the region I was in, South Asia. It was my job to know. But that didn’t make it any less surreal.
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Amanda B. Cronkhite @abcronkhite.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
With back-to-school and return-to-office in full effect, reminder that there are few acceptable icebreakers. But those few include: who is your favorite Muppet or Sesame Street character (or similar); what is one entirely mundane thing about you; and why a hot dog is a sandwich or not
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Amanda B. Cronkhite @abcronkhite.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Where we are as a country 🇺🇸 I was so excited to get this @weratedogs.com sticker and put it on my car… and then I wondered if ICE would be more likely to pull over my husband with a Spanish-language sticker on the car 😭🤯😳😡 #murica
Photo of a sticker saying “salúdame a tu perro,” which means “tell your dog I said hi” in Spanish
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Spooky Back From The Dead Lazarus @jlazarus.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Oh this one’s easy.
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Buffy Summers: Buffy The Vampire Slayer
ALT: Buffy Summers: Buffy The Vampire Slayer
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Amanda B. Cronkhite @abcronkhite.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Just saw this on another social site and I feel like Twitter rules still apply here. If you see umbrella you must repost umbrella #demsdarules #itsthelaw #theonlysituationinwhichdeadnamingisnotonlyallowedbutencouraged #wedontsayXhere
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Amanda B. Cronkhite @abcronkhite.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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The Groomsmen First Look: Bad Idea Meme
Alt: One man asks, "why do I feel like that's a bad idea?" Another answers, "because it is."
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Amanda B. Cronkhite @abcronkhite.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Oh FFS what now? Do I even want to know? Probably not realistically 🤦🏻‍♀️
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Amanda B. Cronkhite @abcronkhite.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
My favorite ever bestest boy turned 15 today 🥳 He's an Aussie cattle dog mutt according to the DNA test. And I know we're on borrowed time so... Dude got doggie meatballs & salmon for dinner. Surf and turf let's say...fell asleep before the planned ice cream. So we'll punt that to tomorrow #rufflife
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Amanda B. Cronkhite @abcronkhite.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Totally worth it
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Amanda B. Cronkhite @abcronkhite.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Oh there's definitely less of it. EVERYWHERE in the past few years it seems (she says having lived seven different places in the past decade)
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Amanda B. Cronkhite @abcronkhite.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
So who does the buck stop with? My little female brain is very confused. I was always taught that, if things went well, your team got credit and, if things went poorly and you were the boss, it was your fault. Or have I been doing management wrong?
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Amanda B. Cronkhite @abcronkhite.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
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Buffy Sassy No
ALT: Buffy Sassy No
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Amanda B. Cronkhite @abcronkhite.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I remember OPTING to take typing in HS. Was warned it would bring my GPA down bc it wasn't an honors class. That was terrible advice. It's a necessary skill! That I only appreciated at the time bc my mom had worked as an executive secretary.
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Amanda B. Cronkhite @abcronkhite.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Wow! TMZ as a national voice of conscience... That's where we are comrades 🤯 Dude's not wrong though
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Amanda B. Cronkhite @abcronkhite.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
No lies detected
A scene from the 1997 movie 'Men in Black." Will Smith (dressed in a bright orange tracksuit) asks, "But why the big secret? People are smart. They can handle it." Tommy Lee Jones (in a black suit, white shirt and black tie) replies, "A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it."
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Amanda B. Cronkhite @abcronkhite.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
#okboomer and OMFG #menwillREALLYdoanythingotherthangotothrrapy
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Amanda B. Cronkhite @abcronkhite.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Don't jinx it!
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Amanda B. Cronkhite @abcronkhite.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Wow. We got to Age of Ultron sooner than I expected 🤦🏻‍♀️
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Jess Calarco @jessicacalarco.com · 22/07/2026
When power is rooted in disinformation, data become a threat. apnews.com/article/eeoc...
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US civil rights agency moves to end demographic data collection after 60 years
The Trump administration is seeking to toss aside a 60-year-old requirement for tens of thousands of private sector employers to submit workforce demographic reports each year to the Equal Employment ...
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Amanda B. Cronkhite @abcronkhite.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Yeeeeeeeeeeeees 🇪🇸
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Amanda B. Cronkhite @abcronkhite.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Since neither team in the final beat Cape Verde in regulation that means that Vozinha is the referee on Sunday, right? With absolutely no VAR 🇨🇻 🇪🇸 🇦🇷 ⚽
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Amanda B. Cronkhite @abcronkhite.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Vamos España 🇪🇸
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Amanda B. Cronkhite @abcronkhite.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 booted 🇲🇽 out of the tournament. So go 🇳🇴
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Amanda B. Cronkhite @abcronkhite.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Make (physical handheld) triptiks great again?
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Amanda B. Cronkhite @abcronkhite.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The good scissors now live on my desk and everyone in the house knows that NO ONE dare touch them ✂️ Note: these are the only scissors that I'll use to trim the dog's paw fur. So, yes, I will literally and figuratively cut a b*tch who touches them
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Amanda B. Cronkhite @abcronkhite.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
So... We're just like... Supposed to go a whole day without futbol?
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Amanda B. Cronkhite @abcronkhite.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Vamos Colombia!
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Amanda B. Cronkhite @abcronkhite.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
How DOES that happen?!?!? I don't get it. I'm flummoxed. Like... It's gotta be like a reverse Avengers blip. They just get spontaneously older... Years older in an instant. BC I def didn't age the same way they have. Nope. Nope nope nope nope nope
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Amanda B. Cronkhite @abcronkhite.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
OMG! Extra time 🤯
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Amanda B. Cronkhite @abcronkhite.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Cabo Verde!!!!
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Underdog Power Flex
Alt: Underdog Power Flex
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Amanda B. Cronkhite @abcronkhite.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Vamos Mexico! #mundial
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Amanda B. Cronkhite @abcronkhite.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Paraguay!!!!!
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Amanda B. Cronkhite @abcronkhite.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Couple years ago. Our lovable afraid-of-everything and totally doesn't know he's a 70 lb muscular tank... Tried to run through the doggie door & took out the entire screen door with him... BC ... Of course. To his credit, it looked like something that would have been part of a jackass movie 🤯
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Kool Aid Man Bursts In: Oh Yeah!
ALT: Kool Aid Man Bursts In: Oh Yeah!
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Amanda B. Cronkhite @abcronkhite.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
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Loki (Tom Hiddleston) Dismissive 'Yes, Very Sad'
Alt: Loki (Tom Hiddleston) Dismissive 'Yes, Very Sad'
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Amanda B. Cronkhite @abcronkhite.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Absurd and admittedly miniscule hill I will die on: the shrug emoticon ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ is superior to the shrug emoji 🤷🏻‍♀️ and it's not even close
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Amanda B. Cronkhite @abcronkhite.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Goodie, I know it's super hard to train the humans. But you have to stick with it. Humans are trainable... Or at least that's what Nari doggy tells me. I don't know. He's in charge obvs 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Amanda B. Cronkhite @abcronkhite.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Framing something as having 31% approval is... one way to see things, I guess 🤦🏻‍♀️
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Amanda B. Cronkhite @abcronkhite.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
A few years ago I would have thought this would have been a headline from @theonion.com. today it's a day that ends in Y 🙄
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Amanda B. Cronkhite @abcronkhite.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
@alivitali.bsky.social when it doesn't get below 80 overnight and you have a fluffy nearly 15 yr old dog who loves nothing more than walks, ya gotta get up #waytooearly
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Amanda B. Cronkhite @abcronkhite.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
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Karin Carr Says 'Bless Your Heart'
Alt: Karin Carr Says 'Bless Your Heart'
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Amanda B. Cronkhite @abcronkhite.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
"Were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers & be capable of reading them" -- Thomas Jefferson, 1787
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Amanda B. Cronkhite @abcronkhite.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
My husband has repeatedly told me that he hopes to be reincarnated as my dog in some future life... BC supposedly the boys are spoiled or something 🤷🏻‍♀️
A large short-haired black dog looks like he's sitting on a smaller, long-haired red and white dog. The big black dog is actually on a pillow behind the smaller dog. Both are on a couch near a window and are looking directly at the camera
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Amanda B. Cronkhite @abcronkhite.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Cooks illustrated trick to save time youtube.com/shorts/ImzHl...
youtube.com
Faster Caramelized Onions Using Water
YouTube video by America's Test Kitchen
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Amanda B. Cronkhite @abcronkhite.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Riiiiiiight? It needs the bumblebee yellow. Also just R now instead of UR? #MakeURYellowAgain
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Amanda B. Cronkhite @abcronkhite.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
No. This can't be. He was the most generous PUBLIC scholar. I cold emailed him & he replied so graciously... This fuckin' sucks. I know I'm supposed to say rest in peace or 🤷🏻‍♀️ but...The world lost someone who seemed to just want to help folks understand things better. So this f'n sucks is what I got
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