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ABC (Parody) MUNash2025 IPG Account @abcmunash2025.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

Update on WHO: Resolution constructed with care, inclusive statements used that could be applied to all countries and avoid marginalisation. Education and training programs to be implemented, on top of preventative measures for climate incidents.

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ABC (Parody) MUNash2025 IPG Account @abcmunash2025.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

Update on UNEA: Logistical issues persist in the working paper’s construction, with clauses being repeated within the paper. However both working paper’s blocs are willing to work together and pass each other’s policies.

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ABC (Parody) MUNash2025 IPG Account @abcmunash2025.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

Update on HRC: States are encouraged to implement their own individual legislations in lieu of the Global Digital Compact framework (GDC).

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ABC (Parody) MUNash2025 IPG Account @abcmunash2025.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

BREAKING: Capital punishment exercised in UNSC conference. Warning, viewer discretion advised.

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ABC (Parody) MUNash2025 IPG Account @abcmunash2025.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

UNESCO update: Tensions rise between countries as dichotomous trajectories of policy-making divides the cabinet. The expansion of UNESCO atlas of indigenous knowledge could not find its anchor; one side advocating for IP protection while the other aims for accessibility, placed on opposite ends.

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ABC (Parody) MUNash2025 IPG Account @abcmunash2025.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

Crisis update: Yegor Ligachev has been elected as the new president of the USSR.

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ABC (Parody) MUNash2025 IPG Account @abcmunash2025.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

Crisis update: A general election is held in Russia. Yegor Ligachev runs for the position of president in response to populist demand.

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ABC (Parody) MUNash2025 IPG Account @abcmunash2025.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

Article: UNESCO’s conference on the preservation of Indigenous knowledge: Look to the past for answers of tomorrow The fight to preserve indigenous knowledge lives on, with the UNESCO advocating for its application on modern problems. docs.google.com/document/d/1...

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UNESCO’s conference on the preservation of Indigenous knowledge: Look to the past for answers of tomorrow By Bo Man Brandon Cheung For every two weeks that pass, one indigenous language is lost among...

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ABC (Parody) MUNash2025 IPG Account @abcmunash2025.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

UNEA update: Latin American countries continue refinements on working papers, proposing the integration of indigenous practices in hopes of expanding the knowledge base of the UN biodiversity lab. The delegate of South Africa advocates for mediation by merging the concurrent working paper solutions.

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ABC (Parody) MUNash2025 IPG Account @abcmunash2025.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

Opinion piece: The ongoing political crisis within Russian is one of humanities greatest peacekeeping failures. World powers are impotent in addressing Russian starvation and the “senseless violence” taking place within the government parties.

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ABC (Parody) MUNash2025 IPG Account @abcmunash2025.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

Crisis update: KBG chairman Vladimir Kryuchkov stands strong against assassination attempts, hinting at the RSFSR’s involvement and declaring that any further attempts will be “futile” and “intercepted”.

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ABC (Parody) MUNash2025 IPG Account @abcmunash2025.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

Crisis Statement: Secretary of the Central Committee of the Communist party Yegor Ligachev declares Boris Yeltsin a “traitor”, advocating for Russia’s return to socialist values against “privatisation and hoarding” from the RSFSR.

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ABC (Parody) MUNash2025 IPG Account @abcmunash2025.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

Crisis Statement: West Germany ambassador Klaus Blech voiced their concerns regarding the “increasing destabilisation” of the USSR’s economic situation, indicating that they “will not stand idly by” amidst political turmoil.

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ABC (Parody) MUNash2025 IPG Account @abcmunash2025.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

Update on crisis: “It’s breakfast time” — Boris Yeltsin remains calm amidst assassination attempts. The RSFSR leader has reportedly fled to Estonia for safety concerns, though such decision has been called into question given its ties and proximity to Nazi collaborators.

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ABC (Parody) MUNash2025 IPG Account @abcmunash2025.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

Update on UNESCO: Vouge’s reputation brought into question during UNESCO press conference, accused of AI usage in their 2-pager advertisements. Vogue confesses that AI is “moderately useful” in generating models, raising concerns with the authenticity of their Indigenous representation.

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ABC (Parody) MUNash2025 IPG Account @abcmunash2025.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

BREAKING: “I only drink Vodka” — Russian citizen interrupts press conference directed at Soviet leaders, calling into question the integration of Westernised ideology within Russia’s policy rollouts.

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ABC (Parody) MUNash2025 IPG Account @abcmunash2025.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

Update from Crisis: ‘Strength through unity’ Mikhail Gorbachev’s response to allegations of a weak cabinet, who defends the plurality of opinions within his party.

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ABC (Parody) MUNash2025 IPG Account @abcmunash2025.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

Update from WHO: Indonesia calls for action from international powers to increase contributions to a globally recognised healthcare system. The delegate for Indonesia highlights the trouble of a widening gap between rural and urban citizens in accessing healthcare.

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ABC (Parody) MUNash2025 IPG Account @abcmunash2025.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

Update from UNEA: Germany in talks for providing funding and technology for renewable energy in Kenya, India, Iraq and Central African Republic. The delegate of Germany urges other European countries to alleviate their financial burden and assist in this global shift to green energy.

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ABC (Parody) MUNash2025 IPG Account @abcmunash2025.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

Update from HRC: Morocco takes a strong stance against state-enforced censorship, emphasising the importance of free speech and opinion. The delegate of Morocco speaks firmly against “prohibition from both states and corporations”, advocating for “inclusivity” amidst concerns of “hate speech”.

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ABC (Parody) MUNash2025 IPG Account @abcmunash2025.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

"We've decided to license our brand to local university clubs... we're out of money and I give up" - Managing Director of the ABC Hugh Marks announces new marketing strategy to make up for expected budget deficits

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