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Abby Koch

@abbykoch.bsky.social
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Knitter, epidemiologist, childless cat lady, armchair sled dog enthusiast #uglydogs

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Abby Koch @abbykoch.bsky.social · 1h
🔥😂
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Abby Koch @abbykoch.bsky.social · 1h
Chef boyardee
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Abby Koch @abbykoch.bsky.social · 1h
11.75
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Abby Koch @abbykoch.bsky.social · 1h
I’m trying to wish it into existence is an interesting approach for international diplomacy
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Abby Koch @abbykoch.bsky.social · 1h
Gosh, loyalty tests result in a historically bad slate of candidates. Whoever could have predicted
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Abby Koch @abbykoch.bsky.social · 19h
Let’s normalize expecting men to not be rapists AND women moving through the world as freely as men
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Abby Koch @abbykoch.bsky.social · 23h
Jeffries and Schumer both suck. Just so useless.
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Abby Koch @abbykoch.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I have my fingers crossed that no team will play them the rest of the season. As a graduate of the campus that preceded the Parker location, I’ve been waiting 40 years for them to get their comeuppance
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Abby Koch @abbykoch.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
They were like that (casually cruel and toxically entitled) before Trump, but he has certainly created an extended permission structure.
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Abby Koch @abbykoch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
And they think it’s cute? No lo comprende
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Abby Koch @abbykoch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I would expect nothing less
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Abby Koch @abbykoch.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Pyramid of cats
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Abby Koch @abbykoch.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I guess it’s a jacket but it’s a hot mess regardless
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Abby Koch @abbykoch.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That shirt looks like it came straight out of the package too 😂
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Abby Koch @abbykoch.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I hate mornings
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Abby Koch @abbykoch.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Same with Trump. No substance, all facade
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Abby Koch @abbykoch.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He still looks like he has a box in his pants
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Abby Koch @abbykoch.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ostentatious performance of masculinity describes Hegseth and Trump both. Just constantly cosplaying the manliest men to ever man.
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Abby Koch @abbykoch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I mean, they have tons of messages showing she was begging him to pay it off in a way that wouldn’t leave a paper trail so…
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Abby Koch @abbykoch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Finally, Trump brings efficiency to government 🙄
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Abby Koch @abbykoch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That was the phone I got when I was 28 because they weren’t available before that
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Abby Koch @abbykoch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You had a 9th grade cell phone? I feel very old
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Abby Koch @abbykoch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Irony is lost on those chuds
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Abby Koch @abbykoch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The fuck does that even mean? They are going to blame Biden for everything all the way through 2028, aren’t they
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Abby Koch @abbykoch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I dunno, nuts are expensive
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Abby Koch @abbykoch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I would go if there was even a slight chance I would get to tell him to fuck off to his face.
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Abby Koch @abbykoch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Maybe they just wanted some gratitude and comfort for their loss and not to fluff his ego over his building projects but what do I know
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Abby Koch @abbykoch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Receipts or it didn’t happen
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Abby Koch @abbykoch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I cackled
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Abby Koch @abbykoch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And killed 2. At least 2.
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Abby Koch @abbykoch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Whiny baby
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Abby Koch @abbykoch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m sorry what now? His sister sued him over sexual abuse? Oh boy these guys are all of a piece, aren’t they
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Abby Koch @abbykoch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
All these tech bro fuckers are ready to throw off democracy in favor of $$$
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Abby Koch @abbykoch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Then it’s a true gem. Can you imagine what that person thinks the expression means?!
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Abby Koch @abbykoch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Voice to text is still quite comical sometimes
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Abby Koch @abbykoch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We just need to sit down and talk and we’ll see that boot lickers are just like us! 🙄
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Abby Koch @abbykoch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Assuming that I could like and respect a fascist is quite a stretch
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Abby Koch @abbykoch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And he’s president
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Abby Koch @abbykoch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Is he arguing that we shouldn’t change time 2x year because it’s dangerous for the people who change the clocks in church steeples?
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Abby Koch @abbykoch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ew what’s on his chin
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Abby Koch @abbykoch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
True dat
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Abby Koch @abbykoch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We have a jelly donut shape?
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Abby Koch @abbykoch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I hope you got off easier than my sister, who tripped on the bath mat in a hotel and broke her ankle in 3 places!
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Abby Koch @abbykoch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The ONE good thing I thought I’d get out of this administration was the chance to refinance the mortgage I got in 2024 and he fucked it up.
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Abby Koch @abbykoch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I love this story
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Abby Koch @abbykoch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Negative rizz
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Abby Koch @abbykoch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We’re so fucked if these are our best minds
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Hue Knew @acuriouscolor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s probably his last chance for a narcissistic supply tour. If he wants to exhaust himself with long hours traveling, standing, and speaking to dwindling crowds, all while helping GOP candidates lose, that’s great! I love that for him.
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Abby Koch @abbykoch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We need to send Sarah Conner back in time to kill Mark Burnett.
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Abby Koch @abbykoch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He’s so bad at just standing like a normal person
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