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Stephanie K @abandonthought.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Dear Autocorrect, If you can't even fix "ohysical," what are you even good for? Sincerely, Fuck off forever

Stephanie K @abandonthought.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

My emotionally abusive ex set me as his death beneficiary because I agreed to take in his dog if anything ever happened to him (even if we'd broken up). The dog has passed away now, but sometimes I fantasize that he never changed his paperwork and someday I'll just be gifted a 100k.

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Stephanie K @abandonthought.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

My uncle emailed me today to ask if he can buy us tickets to see Paranormal Activity on Broadway when I come in December and YES ABSOLUTELY. Made my day. 😆

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Stephanie K @abandonthought.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Why does doing laundry add dog hair to my clothes instead of removing it? 😫

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Stephanie K @abandonthought.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Last night I scrolled my entire BlueSky profile and read every post I've made since the beginning. A lot of them had no interaction—no likes, no comments—but I'm glad I posted them. They're a neat little window into my thoughts.

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Stephanie K @abandonthought.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Ambien was working well for me a few weeks ago. But now it's just making me dizzy and incredibly nauseous. And everything else that helps me sleep gives me restless legs. I hate my body.

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Stephanie K @abandonthought.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Want to hear about a good corporation? I contacted Chewy to see if I could return an injectible medication I got for my dog who just passed. It was a 2 vial product and I'd only given her 2 doses. Even though the order was back in March, they gave me their condolences and refunded the entire thing.

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Stephanie K @abandonthought.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I lost my baby girl Kali last night, at the age of 14. She had a long life of love and adventure, and was happy and active til the end. She went peacefully, holding my hand. Kali was a special soul who did so much for me, and I'll always be grateful for the time I had with her.

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Stephanie K @abandonthought.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

I'm so tired of the enshittification of autocorrect. Lately it doesn't fix obvious typos, all it does is change the correct word to a different correct word, or worse, some incorrect nonsense. (It actually* INTRODUCES spelling errors now!) *case in point, it just changed this to "actualpy"

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Stephanie K @abandonthought.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Except now they're going to be invited to the White House and a lot of them will go 😭😭😭 #SoundtheSiren #LetsGoCanes

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Stephanie K @abandonthought.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Sports fans always do the O Captain, My Captain thing when their team captain scores, but how many realize that poem is actually about Abraham Lincoln's assassination? Read a full poem, people.* *this post is in jest, and I don't actually think this is an issue. But be aware, friends. 😜

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Stephanie K @abandonthought.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Anyone know how many Stanley Cup goals have been scored from below the goal line*? *at the opposite end of the ice #SoundtheSiren

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Stephanie K @abandonthought.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Leading a chant of "f*ck you, Carter Hart" every time the Canes are in the o-zone. In my living room. Alone. But I still think it's important. #SoundtheSiren

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Stephanie K @abandonthought.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Does it annoy the shit out of anyone else when the announcer says "the VGK"? It's the same number of syllables to call them by their frickin' name. I agree their name is stupid, but "the VGK" sounds even dumber. #SoundtheSiren

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Stephanie K @abandonthought.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Someone tell that idiot that Jason Blake isn't playing. It's Jackson Blake. FFS. #SoundtheSiren

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Stephanie K @abandonthought.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

No Walgreens, I will NOT be coming to pick up the Rx that you refilled WITHOUT my request (after I already turned OFF autorefill) until the one I DID request that is BACK ORDERED is ready. Your pharmacy is 15 miles away, and I leave my house once a week. Stop texting me about it.

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Stephanie K @abandonthought.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

There comes a time every playoffs where I can't take it anymore and I have to mute the announcers. That time was the 3rd period last night. Listened to music instead. And then something lovely happened... 😁 I really wish we could turn off commentary and listen to in-arena sounds. #SoundtheSiren

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Stephanie K @abandonthought.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

The past few months I can barely get out of bed, or take care of myself. My yard needs mowing. I know this. But the threatening letter from my HOA just makes everything harder. I'll tell you what, if I ever hit the escape key, I'm sending a lovely email to my HOA first.

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Stephanie K @abandonthought.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Ole? Once was funny. Twice got old. Three times was tempting fate. 😒 #SoundtheSiren

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Stephanie K @abandonthought.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Nights when I decide to drink wine are tricky. Bc it might trigger a migraine. But if it doesn't, it's fun! Unless I drink too much or too fast and feel sick. Or quit too early; then I'll be restless when trying to sleep. It really is complicated math. Not always up for it.

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Stephanie K @abandonthought.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

How can any sane person survive in this insane world?

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Stephanie K @abandonthought.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

I bought new earbuds in January. I've charged them twice. I use them multiple hours everyday. I love these things. ❤️

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Stephanie K @abandonthought.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Hurricanes were the last undefeated team in the regular season, and now are the last undefeated team in the playoffs. 👍 #SoundtheSiren #LetsGoCanes

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Stephanie K @abandonthought.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

I find it lame when people wear neon colors to hockey games to increase their chances of being visible on TV. 😒

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Stephanie K @abandonthought.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

I had a dream last night that the Hurricanes put me out on the powerplay, but I didn't have any skates on, so I wasn't very helpful, and I was SO EMBARRASSED. #SoundtheSiren #LetsGoCanes

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Stephanie K @abandonthought.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

I feel like I have no soul right now. Nothing makes me feel anything. I have no joy. This is absolutely fucking intolerable.

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Stephanie K @abandonthought.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Tampa Bay Lightning fans chanting "USA." That is so fucking Florida. 😒

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Stephanie K @abandonthought.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

This is what happens when the weather is nice. Today would be my ideal summer day. I can't express how much I hate heat and sun.

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Stephanie K @abandonthought.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Sometimes I need a week to decide what I really thought about a movie or miniseries. If I'm still thinking about it after that time, or itching for a rewatch, it probably deserves a bump up in my letterboxd rating. 👍

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Stephanie K @abandonthought.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

I'm considering changing my display name. Having my real full name feels like I'm giving too much away? But would people still recognize me if I changed to a nickname or pseudonym or dropped the surname? Stupid thoughts, it's 2026. And it's not like anyone on here cares about me anyway.

media.tenor.com

a man in a black jacket and white pants is standing in the dirt .

Alt: a man in a black jacket and white pants is standing in the dirt doing the sad Charlie Brown head down walk

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Stephanie K @abandonthought.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Went to my biannual Hurricanes game, and the boys honored me with a win. 👍 Also got to (briefly) meet @wademinter.com!

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Stephanie K @abandonthought.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Sometimes the only thing you can do is what you have to, to make it from one moment to the next. Sometimes there is no choice.

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Stephanie K @abandonthought.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Tracking how many people watch a trailer and acting like it's an accomplishment is the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard of. I don't want to live in this world anymore.

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Stephanie K @abandonthought.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

I'm sorry, but I HATE SUNSHINE. It hurts my eyes, it hurts my skin. Sunny days can fuck off forever.

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Stephanie K @abandonthought.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

I tend to check BlueSky once a day, and use the discovery feed. This means I see pretty much all posts 6-12 hours delayed. It's probably odd when hockey friends see me reacting to game posts 10 hours after the game ended. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Stephanie K @abandonthought.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

My dream last night had a transportation device that just spun in a circle. I immediately ranted that it would be sending us into an alternate dimension, because going in a circle can't actually transport you in any meaningful way. I was right. World run by giant moths.

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Stephanie K @abandonthought.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

How does someone say these words and not realize they sound like a truly evil supervillain?

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Stephanie K @abandonthought.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

I've become pathologically afraid of UV exposure, so I always wear long sleeves. Warm weather is NOT welcome.

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Stephanie K @abandonthought.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

My Keena is starting Prozac today. She's always been a nervous girl, but we've managed it with positivity and support. But she's going to be 12 this year, and the list of things that make her cower and hide is getting ridiculous. I don't want her living with high baseline anxiety.

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Stephanie K @abandonthought.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

The fact that half of my feed are accounts I don't follow talking about how they're "taking a break from streaming"... 😒

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Stephanie K @abandonthought.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

I always have such great intentions for tomorrow. They always evaporate once tomorrow becomes today.

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Stephanie K @abandonthought.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

I usually only "like" the first post of a thread. Sometimes a key one further down, too. But if I like all of them? I am impressed, yo.

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Stephanie K @abandonthought.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Random thought for the day: "Comeuppance" is a silly word. But I like it.

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