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Aaron Woofter

@aaronwoofter.bsky.social
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"You’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know… morons."

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Aaron Woofter @aaronwoofter.bsky.social · 2h
Isn’t part of home field advantage the home pitcher knowing exactly what time first pitch is?
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Aaron Woofter @aaronwoofter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Plus: overusage / fatigue plays some hard to quantify part in this
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Aaron Woofter @aaronwoofter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Collins' debate strategy: Head down. Pretend to write something. Dude's probably not even left handed.
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Aaron Woofter @aaronwoofter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He uses the word "absurd" too much.
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Aaron Woofter @aaronwoofter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
...and starters as relievers?
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Aaron Woofter @aaronwoofter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ossoff with knives out. Love it.
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Aaron Woofter @aaronwoofter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
True, they're smart. Also, what I've observed from my kids is that they don't think in labels like we do.
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Aaron Woofter @aaronwoofter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's all on the line for the right to get smushed by the Rays. (Guardians fan here)
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Aaron Woofter @aaronwoofter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Freeze 'em So good.
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Aaron Woofter @aaronwoofter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hit ‘em where they ain’t!
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Aaron Woofter @aaronwoofter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Don’t they need a RH bat?
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Aaron Woofter @aaronwoofter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Came here to say this, thank you!
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Aaron Woofter @aaronwoofter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Is that…former Padre Brad Hand?
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Aaron Woofter @aaronwoofter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
and groomed a teenager
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Aaron Woofter @aaronwoofter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Second row would trample them to interfere
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Aaron Woofter @aaronwoofter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
2019 World Series
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Aaron Woofter @aaronwoofter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The kid who did the voice for Baby Shark is the young actress from Severance. My kids played with her and her sister in NC a million years ago. Imagine being her, or her Dad (a huge Orioles fan) when Nationals stadium was blaring Baby Shark for Gerardo Parra's late inning pinch hit appearances.
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Aaron Woofter @aaronwoofter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This was such a good episode of the Sopranos.
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Aaron Woofter @aaronwoofter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
For a really rich guy, he sure acts poor as hell
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Aaron Woofter @aaronwoofter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Amazing.
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Aaron Woofter @aaronwoofter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thanks, Marlins!
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Aaron Woofter @aaronwoofter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Rays, though!!!
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Aaron Woofter @aaronwoofter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
New owner came in all promises, immediately turned into Dick Monfort.
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Aaron Woofter @aaronwoofter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Rays -Brewers or I quit
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Aaron Woofter @aaronwoofter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
*deciding games
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Aaron Woofter @aaronwoofter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Cuz it was Game 3 and we know that in deciding managers have immunity to be as aggressive as necessary with “going to my best guy”. In the moment it smacked of desperation .
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Aaron Woofter @aaronwoofter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nice 6 point two point conversion…
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Aaron Woofter @aaronwoofter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lolololol "If you ever threatened me with a primary, I would have immediately retired. Save your threats for the cowards"
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Aaron Woofter @aaronwoofter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Go ahead, fill it up. It likes it!
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Aaron Woofter @aaronwoofter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hate to type this but should we mass produce her product and then...dump it in the ocean? (enzyme breaks down other plastic waste)
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Aaron Woofter @aaronwoofter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Long time ago, my high school classmate sent some friends and Email saying that he was named the Mahoning Valley top 40 under 40. One of my friends responded “I didn’t know there were 40 people under 40 in the Mahoning Valley.”
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Aaron Woofter @aaronwoofter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Last time in your life you’re gonna claim that was the last time in your life you hear The Impression That I Get!
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Aaron Woofter @aaronwoofter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
omigosh come join my fantasy team!
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Aaron Woofter @aaronwoofter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Or more likely knew he was lying, only put the poster board up for a second because he knew he was making it up, and really only wanted the sound bite.
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Aaron Woofter @aaronwoofter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I did it! I paid enough attention to baseball that I have no idea who any of those people are! I feel really good.
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Aaron Woofter @aaronwoofter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Guardians pitching is potentially nasssssty. If Big Rig is good Big Rig, it’s a great staff
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Aaron Woofter @aaronwoofter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Counterpoint! The first thing he said when he woke up this morning was “Owwwwwwwiieeee“
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Aaron Woofter @aaronwoofter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And it was Flavor-ade The Jonestown people drank Flavor-ade
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Aaron Woofter @aaronwoofter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Pity Max Scherzer's right elbow tomorrow. He needs 11. He might not come out until Monday.
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Aaron Woofter @aaronwoofter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Re-creating Michael Lewis’s podcast season.
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Aaron Woofter @aaronwoofter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Only bc the AL West is worse!
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Aaron Woofter @aaronwoofter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Makes sense to me!
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Aaron Woofter @aaronwoofter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I sort them by color and the blue ones, then I eat the ones that taste worst (red), then the yellow ones because I have the Michigan Wolverines and refuse to chew blue and yellow together. The orange and brown are the yummy ones. Hooboy.
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Aaron Woofter @aaronwoofter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I hate the number 6 and will take active measures to avoid seeing it.
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Aaron Woofter @aaronwoofter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Against a Judge-less NYY
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Aaron Woofter @aaronwoofter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
$1 million today is worth about $350k back in the late 1980s, when I grew up and everyone wanted to be a millionaire. If we leave the target the same (to define wealthy) everyone will get there.
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Aaron Woofter @aaronwoofter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
if not their true hair
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Aaron Woofter @aaronwoofter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How can you not be romantic about baseball? But, man good for you All I could hear on the Rangers broadcast was one fan cawing like an injured cat. And cats don’t even caw.
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Aaron Woofter @aaronwoofter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh No wonder he came in saying he was going to be a different kind of owner and then…wasn’t.
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Aaron Woofter @aaronwoofter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
and Tr*mp would fall down if he tried to kick something.
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