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aaronleavy.bsky.social @aaronleavy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I think it’s an additional layer - the looking entirely incompetent - that adds to it.

aaronleavy.bsky.social @aaronleavy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Barron Trump grew up playing soccer. Donald Trump knows jackshit about soccer. Clearly never watched a match. Just a reminder that he’s horrible to everyone and in every possible way.

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aaronleavy.bsky.social @aaronleavy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Giving up the goal to the Jared Sullinger-lookin’ Lukaku and the stubbed toe clearance from Freese made this hurt worse than usual USMNT failures.

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aaronleavy.bsky.social @aaronleavy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Lukaku looks like Jared Sullinger and still had the class to score.

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aaronleavy.bsky.social @aaronleavy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Looking like it’s going to be time to time to devote my hopes and attention to England and their historically unimpeachable use of soft power

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aaronleavy.bsky.social @aaronleavy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

At least get there fast and mess up. He’s been getting there slow and generally processing in a way that comes with a 1998 modem sound.

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aaronleavy.bsky.social @aaronleavy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Arguing with my wife about Belgian kit (she loves it) Me: “Looks like a rejected design from a Trapper Keeper” Her: “I know!”

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aaronleavy.bsky.social @aaronleavy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Dest seems injured or daunted or something. He’s been quite bad. Berhalter in for dead balls and stabilize the area in front of back four with Adams?

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aaronleavy.bsky.social @aaronleavy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

"I called Mauricio. Told him he's gotta use his running backs more. Having the green guy, punt it every few plays is stupid. Gotta establish the running game. Just like Vince. Vince Lombardi. There's a coach. Old timers used to call him LONGbardi. See him in the locker room and you'd know why."

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aaronleavy.bsky.social @aaronleavy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Catholic weddings are definitely not for newbies. That's the Criterion Collection Extended Director's Cut with Added Commentary of weddings

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aaronleavy.bsky.social @aaronleavy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

If only there were some Age, notorious for its crass materialism and inequality that we could look to as a metaphor. An Age which could suggest the outcome of such thin, vain gold covered efforts. If only.

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aaronleavy.bsky.social @aaronleavy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

My staff told me they were cheering my name in Mexico. Not many people know this but Mexican fans love me. Love the Trump. Every time they see me it's, "ehhhhhhhhhhh puto." That's Mexican for POTUS, that's their language's word for me - for the POTUS. The world respects us like never before.

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aaronleavy.bsky.social @aaronleavy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

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aaronleavy.bsky.social @aaronleavy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I see where they wouldn't let this guy touch the ball. Teeny soccer player hand. Can't use it. Not like my big hands. People say, "Sir, you have the biggest hands, they're like really impressed." And yeah, you know big hands....well, I can't say that or I'll get canceled. But no hands, very unfair.

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aaronleavy.bsky.social @aaronleavy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

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aaronleavy.bsky.social @aaronleavy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

"Keepers, did you know they call the goal tenders, keepers? Crazy, lot people didn't know that. I know sports and a keeper - that's a fish. That's a beautiful fish that you wanna kiss right on the mouth. But woke media says, "You can't kiss a fish. If it's a keeper, and you're a star you can."

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aaronleavy.bsky.social @aaronleavy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

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aaronleavy.bsky.social @aaronleavy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

"I said, pitch that's a baseball term. Obviously I know what a pitch is. I'm the first person to notice that they're using that word wrong. Lotta people used it wrong. I'm the first president, maybe the first person, to tell FIFA that that's not what a pitch is. It's a field. A big green field."

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aaronleavy.bsky.social @aaronleavy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Donald Trump discovers what a red card is. What are other elements of the World Cup he discovered?

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aaronleavy.bsky.social @aaronleavy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Nobody knew that FIFA wasn't "European" slang for "fee for service." Yeah, but more and more people are talking about it being a soccer thing. Not because of Sleepy Joe, but because of me.

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aaronleavy.bsky.social @aaronleavy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Trump didn't know what a red card was. Didn't know it meant missing future games. Says you cannot have players missing future games for actions in prior games. Also insists he knows sports very well. What a complete and utter moron. Just an embrassament of a person.

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aaronleavy.bsky.social @aaronleavy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

We are 12 hours from him explaining that this was a "perfect phone call."

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aaronleavy.bsky.social @aaronleavy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Donald Trump focusing on kitchen table issues like helipad zoning.

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aaronleavy.bsky.social @aaronleavy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I knew bringing together the Donald Trump of Sport Governing Bodies with the FIFA of Presidents was going to be bad. But I definitely didn't have this on my proverbial bingo card.

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aaronleavy.bsky.social @aaronleavy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

England vs Norway in Miami - The greatest matchup ever, if you're a sunscreen company

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aaronleavy.bsky.social @aaronleavy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

We are only days away from being subjected to an Alexi “grunge” remake of Country Roads

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aaronleavy.bsky.social @aaronleavy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

We are days away from an Alexi “grunge” recording of Country Roads being forced down our throats

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aaronleavy.bsky.social @aaronleavy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

“Mate, is that Spanish for ‘pick’? Like ehhhh pick?” Ummm, sure

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aaronleavy.bsky.social @aaronleavy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I was joking with a visitor from England that he might see his team get a lighter to the head on a cross. Or a dodgy ref decide that there are 3 hydration breaks.

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aaronleavy.bsky.social @aaronleavy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I like Peter Crouch modeling the new capri length raincoat

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aaronleavy.bsky.social @aaronleavy.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Some “right aways” are sooner (Harper) than others (Coboclo)

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aaronleavy.bsky.social @aaronleavy.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

The cowardice of the broadcasters in talking about the Iranian team is astonishing. “Off field events” preventing them from playing in their domestic league. The emotional strain “because of circumstances out of their control”

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aaronleavy.bsky.social @aaronleavy.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

So happy for those long suffering finance bros who think Rucker Park is a Linkin Park cover band. Unlike admission to the college where your dad is a legacy and your position that your frat brother’s uncle got you - you deserve this.

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aaronleavy.bsky.social @aaronleavy.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Under stress people revert to their core approach to things. SGA is going to flop like a fish from here out

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aaronleavy.bsky.social @aaronleavy.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Luka Garza runs in a way I can only describe as pixelated

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aaronleavy.bsky.social @aaronleavy.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Trump demands NATO help in opening the Dire Straits. Cites clear and present threat presented by their newly aquired "Brothersin" armaments.

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Dan Devine @yourmandevine.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

Lu Dort, navigating screens

BUT ON MY WAY, I'M GOING
TO BE DOING THIS. IF YOU
GET HIT, IT'S YOUR OWN
FAULT.

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aaronleavy.bsky.social @aaronleavy.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

I’d forgotten just how stressful it is to watch hockey. Soccer penalty shootouts are still the most intense but hockey regular game play is so stressful. No breaks no out of bounds and offense to defense in 2 seconds.

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aaronleavy.bsky.social @aaronleavy.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

There was a 0% chance Embiid was going to rest/manage his injuries when he could play a Denver team without Jokic.

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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

If the NYT told the story of the homeless teenager exploited by Matt Gaetz with even half as much empathy as it tells the story of Olivia Nuzzi, it would be in danger of committing journalism.

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”

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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

Trump’s first nominee for Attorney General of the United States

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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.

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aaronleavy.bsky.social @aaronleavy.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

At the USMNT match, we are not a real chanting nation. I heard a cheer I associate with little kids softball (everywhere we go people ask us…). Gotta up our cheer game

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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

This is why the inflatable costumes works so well -- it works the same way calling them "weird" or "creepy" did. It disrupts their narrative, and makes them seem pathetic rather than cool-and-cruel.

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