Aaron Hazelwood @aaronhazelwood.bsky.social · 27/09/2026You had me at, “if I were yours, we could play outdoors.” 050
Aaron Hazelwood @aaronhazelwood.bsky.social · 20/09/2026“People say love makes the world go round, but when it comes to that I’m the best in town” 020
Aaron Hazelwood @aaronhazelwood.bsky.social · 17/09/2026“I see that hate has some pep in its step I would too with that big blank check All them back-ass preachers out in Oklahoma Gettin high and stoned on their own aroma” 041
Aaron Hazelwood @aaronhazelwood.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I mean yeah, I’m a toadstool. Don’t look so surprised.m.youtube.comPerfect Score 🍄 Mushie & Birdie | ADHD Assessment Animation Meme | Original Audio: @mrjasonblackmanYouTube video by Under Studio 140
Aaron Hazelwood @aaronhazelwood.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Sometimes the almost endless scrolling does result in my hope for humanity being temporarily restored. 171
Aaron Hazelwood @aaronhazelwood.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Now Playing Louden Wainwright III - T-shirt. Bicentennial certainly fits for this day. I wonder how the song would differ if written today. 050
Aaron Hazelwood @aaronhazelwood.bsky.social · 04/07/2026A (probably about 8y.o.) kid just came into the record store and asked me if we have any Mountain Goats tapes. I’ve never felt so ashamed to disappoint a customer. @themountaingoats.bsky.social 050
Aaron Hazelwood @aaronhazelwood.bsky.social · 09/06/2026I’m with Elmo on this. When I tell my kids what matters most is that they try their best and they have fun, I wholeheartedly believe it. That said, I am pretty bad at all sports ball. And meh at most things really. So yeah, let’s just have some fun, yall. Truly, I hope both teams had a great time. 050
Aaron Hazelwood @aaronhazelwood.bsky.social · 05/06/2026I miss ‘sniffing.’m.youtube.comThe Oldest Recorded Queer Couple in History is from Ancient EgyptYouTube video by Today I Learned Science 240