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Aaron Hazelwood

@aaronhazelwood.bsky.social
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Iowan dad. Builds with fire and metal. Struggles with focus. Or rather, yields attention to that which is colorful, shiny, and cute. Pretty good at making-up adventures. Would really like to go rollerskating with you.

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Aaron Hazelwood @aaronhazelwood.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You had me at, “if I were yours, we could play outdoors.”
A ‘Karen Meat & the Computer’ cassette EP playing in a Marantz Model 5220 cassette deck. Chilling next to it is the case and cover art, featuring a computer with meat grilling in its screen, being squirted with ketchup and mustard amongst a whole lotta pickles. So there’s that.
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Aaron Hazelwood @aaronhazelwood.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“People say love makes the world go round, but when it comes to that I’m the best in town”
Mean Machine’s “Disco Dream” 12” single spinning on a Technics SL-1200 mk2 turntable.
(Sorry Grace Jones)
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Aaron Hazelwood @aaronhazelwood.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“I see that hate has some pep in its step I would too with that big blank check All them back-ass preachers out in Oklahoma Gettin high and stoned on their own aroma”
Jesse Welles’ album, “Middle,” spinning on a Technics SL-1200MK2 turntable.
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Aaron Hazelwood @aaronhazelwood.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
“I Believe in Swordfish.”
The Dead Milkmen album “Big Lizard in my Backyard” spinning on Technics SL1200 turntable
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Aaron Hazelwood @aaronhazelwood.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I mean yeah, I’m a toadstool. Don’t look so surprised.
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Perfect Score 🍄 Mushie & Birdie | ADHD Assessment Animation Meme | Original Audio: @mrjasonblackman
YouTube video by Under Studio
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Aaron Hazelwood @aaronhazelwood.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Sometimes the almost endless scrolling does result in my hope for humanity being temporarily restored.
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Aaron Hazelwood @aaronhazelwood.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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Aaron Hazelwood @aaronhazelwood.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Now Playing Louden Wainwright III - T-shirt. Bicentennial certainly fits for this day. I wonder how the song would differ if written today.
Technics SL1200 spinning first grooves of Louden Wainwright III - T Shirt - LP
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Aaron Hazelwood @aaronhazelwood.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
A (probably about 8y.o.) kid just came into the record store and asked me if we have any Mountain Goats tapes. I’ve never felt so ashamed to disappoint a customer. @themountaingoats.bsky.social
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Aaron Hazelwood @aaronhazelwood.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I’m with Elmo on this. When I tell my kids what matters most is that they try their best and they have fun, I wholeheartedly believe it. That said, I am pretty bad at all sports ball. And meh at most things really. So yeah, let’s just have some fun, yall. Truly, I hope both teams had a great time.
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Aaron Hazelwood @aaronhazelwood.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I miss ‘sniffing.’
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The Oldest Recorded Queer Couple in History is from Ancient Egypt
YouTube video by Today I Learned Science
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Aaron Hazelwood @aaronhazelwood.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
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