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Aaron Hammond

@aaronhammond88.bsky.social
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Pop culture obsessive, (no longer) stuck in retail. I talk about movies and music and sports sometimes He/him

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Aaron Hammond @aaronhammond88.bsky.social · 1h
Do you need to be super well-versed in the Eizabeth Holmes saga to fully enjoy the Fielder doc?l
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Aaron Hammond @aaronhammond88.bsky.social · 2h
My former work place is now putting out AI slop to promote their weekly sales, glad I got out
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Aaron Hammond @aaronhammond88.bsky.social · 2h
“I am fully prepared to accept the consequences” is a statement you barely hear from artists anymore
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Aaron Hammond @aaronhammond88.bsky.social · 3h
Going to see YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING tomorrow night. Probably going to watch the Gibney doc tonight because I still know…next to nothing about Elizabeth Holmes.
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Aaron Hammond @aaronhammond88.bsky.social · 18h
All the actors in that Ben Shapiro thing remind me of Seth Green doing that evangelical Elvis movie THE IDENTICAL just so he could see how batshit it was behind the scenes, I wonder if anyone else has done that.
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Aaron Hammond @aaronhammond88.bsky.social · 18h
THE BLOB ‘88 absolutely rocks. Beautifully made and gleefully mean and gross, Russell and Darabont reveling in running roughshod over the fallacy of small-town insulation.
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Aaron Hammond @aaronhammond88.bsky.social · 19h
The Blob is my friend and this movie is CHARACTER ASSASSINATION
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Aaron Hammond @aaronhammond88.bsky.social · 20h
I admire the guts it takes to build a trailer around “Stairway” and I love Gerwig but the NARNIA trailer dipped for me once they showed Narnia itself. Just looks like the Volume.
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Aaron Hammond @aaronhammond88.bsky.social · 21h
Oh I’m very excited for this one
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Aaron Hammond @aaronhammond88.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Can’t wait for the first ever 90% second weekend drop
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Aaron Hammond @aaronhammond88.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
SNL getting a TikTokker to host, fuck off
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Aaron Hammond @aaronhammond88.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The Rams are now 3 games out of first place.
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Aaron Hammond @aaronhammond88.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I was wrong. It only took 5 minutes.
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Aaron Hammond @aaronhammond88.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
In about 7 minutes the Bills defense is going to shred the hearts of Bills fans everywhere with a fucking lawn mower.
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Aaron Hammond @aaronhammond88.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
That's the gold standard. The worst is X-MEN FIRST CLASS, which is set in 1962 but all the women are wearing go-go boots and all the men have sideburns.
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Aaron Hammond @aaronhammond88.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
A thing that drives me nuts in movies is when they use indicators from the entire decade when they’re set at said decade’s outset, so I appreciate that EVERYBODY WANTS SOME!! is set in 1980 but still looks like the ‘70s
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Aaron Hammond @aaronhammond88.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
In JANET PLANET, the main character stays home from school in 1991, and is shown watching CLARISSA EXPLAINS IT ALL on Nickelodeon, which was never on during the day on school days
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Aaron Hammond @aaronhammond88.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I rewatched BREAKING BAD earlier this year and was taken with how good Mitte was and how that show avoided all the typical patronizing bullshit that comes with characters with disabilities. So sad.
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Aaron Hammond @aaronhammond88.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
If all the Ringer writers are just going to to launch Substacks why does the website even exist anymore?
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Aaron Hammond @aaronhammond88.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The best action movie of the year, classic “the old man’s still got it” cinema.
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Aaron Hammond @aaronhammond88.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Today’s entertainment
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Aaron Hammond @aaronhammond88.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It’s 2026. Sports podcasts can maybe stop with the “athlete isn’t playing well because he’s distracted by his famous girlfriend” takes.
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Aaron Hammond @aaronhammond88.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I got the Baz Luhrmann ROMEO+JULIET blu for $2 from the bookstore so I'll be watching that after baseball. Haven't seen it since middle school.
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Aaron Hammond @aaronhammond88.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Herbert should start looking for houses in Minneapolis now
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Aaron Hammond @aaronhammond88.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Said earlier in the game that there was nothing wrong with Darnold getting destroyed after giving himself up, as if he didn’t spend his whole career begging for roughing flags
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Aaron Hammond @aaronhammond88.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The Deshaun Watson comeback train has derailed and exploded, thankfully
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Aaron Hammond @aaronhammond88.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Jags play calling in this game has been fucking idiotic
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Aaron Hammond @aaronhammond88.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The Eagles offense is like watching a death march.
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Aaron Hammond @aaronhammond88.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Jesus HE’S STILL GOING
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Aaron Hammond @aaronhammond88.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Oh my god Jason Kelce shut the fuck up about the long snapper
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Aaron Hammond @aaronhammond88.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This episode consists of nothing but parent-teacher conferences. This definitely needed to be 8 hours long.
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Aaron Hammond @aaronhammond88.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Everytime I walk in the room and my mom is watching the new CARRIE there's some new stupidity. She has an imaginary friend who trains her on telekenesis. I hate everything.
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Aaron Hammond @aaronhammond88.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Put on Scorsese’s LIFE LESSONS, one of the best things he’s ever done. Nestor Almendros on a total heater, which makes sense because this is Marty doing Rohmer
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Aaron Hammond @aaronhammond88.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Last night I watched Scorsese’s AMAZING STORIES entry “Mirror, Mirror.” The most anonymous thing he ever directed, feels like he’s throwing in whip-pans and step-frames to keep himself awake. I’ve now seen every narrative thing he’s ever made except the VINYL pilot
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Aaron Hammond @aaronhammond88.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Apparently King has been posting that if Carrie is a success Flanagan will get to make a special “secret project” which is likely TDT
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Aaron Hammond @aaronhammond88.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I say this all the time but WEDDING BANQUET thru LUST, CAUTION is one of the all-time great runs
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Aaron Hammond @aaronhammond88.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The movie covers literally every single thing that happens in the first book! What is being condensed?
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Aaron Hammond @aaronhammond88.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
If you watch the ending of the ‘76 movie and instead of feeling immense sorrow and empathy for this girl you wonder “I’m sorry but where are the POLICE?!” then you’re a literal-minded dolt and you have no business making horror movies ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Aaron Hammond @aaronhammond88.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Because the book and especially the De Palma movie are channeling what it feels like to be bullied as a teenager, you internalize everyone calling you a freak and you feel like you want to explode. I was bullied a lot in middle and high school and that climax has always devastated me.
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Aaron Hammond @aaronhammond88.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The seething contempt this movie has for evangelicalism in the guise of Harry Dean Stanton has aged very well
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Aaron Hammond @aaronhammond88.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The final hour of this is still some of Scorsese’s most beautiful and hypnotic work. There’s a direct line to the last hour of THE IRISHMAN.
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Aaron Hammond @aaronhammond88.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
We’ll never see a big-budget book adaptation where the author doesn’t have full control ever again
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Aaron Hammond @aaronhammond88.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This is terrorism
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Aaron Hammond @aaronhammond88.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Such a wild supporting cast in this. Verna Bloom! Andre Gregory! Victor Argo! John Lurie! David Bowie! Harry Dean Stanton! Irwin…Kershner?
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Aaron Hammond @aaronhammond88.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It’s been a while since I watched this one
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Aaron Hammond @aaronhammond88.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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He Can't Keep Getting Away With This!
ALT: He Can't Keep Getting Away With This!
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Aaron Hammond @aaronhammond88.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Just spoiled myself on a major subplot that got added on and…Mike Flanagan needs to be stuffed into the world’s biggest locker
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Aaron Hammond @aaronhammond88.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Chastain’s one of the rare cases where her Oscar might’ve hurt her career
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Aaron Hammond @aaronhammond88.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Just watched the trailer and you can definitely feel that. Also Depp is going back and forth between an Australian and Irish accent literally every word.
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Aaron Hammond @aaronhammond88.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The defining American movie of the last 20 years is THE WOLF OF WALL STREET. My thesis? The shot below.
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