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@aarond.bsky.social
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online guy. dog is kima

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aarond @aarond.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sounds like
“They succeeded.” From top guns opening text screen
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aarond @aarond.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Something racist great replacement psychos say about people who aren’t them
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aarond @aarond.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And the judge said it was a cool video and the statement made by the dead guy seemed “authentic”
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aarond @aarond.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Love when people go completely insane from the tiniest amount of civic authority
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aarond @aarond.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I dont care for this trump guy’s politics but look you have to judge a memecoin on its own merits when considering your investment priorities
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aarond @aarond.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
would die for some amontillado rn tbh
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aarond @aarond.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
on the brink of doing anything, how brave
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aarond @aarond.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
take a train you dorks
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aarond @aarond.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hmm maybe a bus lane gets it toward my dream of pedestrianized columbus ave. Grant Park should all be one continuous pedestrian experience, not a grid of smaller parks sliced up by 8 lane roads.
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aarond @aarond.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My dentist office has tvs on the ceiling above the chairs and last week when I sat down mine had ms rachel playing on it and for a second I thought “ooh, political” about a show for babies
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aarond @aarond.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The pepsi is there in part because the whole last third of the movie was rewritten and reshot after throwing out the ending they already filmed, so they needed product placement to cover the budget explosion
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aarond @aarond.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
defeated by having concrete floors on your base
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aarond @aarond.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
all 70 guys who shot bin laden had beards at the time according to the cover photos on each of their books about it, so, I dunno
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aarond @aarond.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
wow, busses defeated by the power of the bike
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aarond @aarond.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
lemme consult todays terror alert color level to determine how to process that information
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aarond @aarond.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
he shrank under the broiler
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aarond @aarond.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sometime between 5 and 10 days ago aaron sorkin recreated the cliff curtis window scene from sunshine
Sorkin interview 10 days ago: human colorSorkin 5 days ago interview: burnt umber
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aarond @aarond.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
what if they make a new kind of time
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aarond @aarond.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Duck under then pop up in front of their arms and lean back so it’s like a 3 way hug
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aarond @aarond.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Gotta represent the wrigley rooftops, the connoisseur’s gameday experience
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aarond @aarond.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
if midterms were closer it would break through via like 12 different candidates doing different indecipherable short form video skits referencing it
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aarond @aarond.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Trailer looks bad and sounds worse. I think the bird is cooked
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aarond @aarond.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
hey ai, is this brand good? ✨ yes according to brand dotcom slash we are good, they are good.
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aarond @aarond.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
guy who tells you how to make your website good for AI is definitely a job now, except they also claim they’ll make the AIs love your brand more by putting secret “this brand is good” messages in the website
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aarond @aarond.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I think you’d get higher by looking at a picture of some weed, and probably have a better taste in your mouth too
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aarond @aarond.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sometimes the writer tries to use this same artifice against the subject too, like “this person says they’re against inequality but here they are with truffle fries on their fork”
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aarond @aarond.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Noticed when I was young that horror heads wouldn’t gush about specific kills like they would for any other movie. For a movie with chainsaw in the title i’d have thought i’d be overhearing more “oh remember when xyz gets chainsawed?” on the bus. The 1 thing you do hear about, you dont see happen
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aarond @aarond.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Maybe an editor to take out things that elude to the writer being prompted for the anecdote they are haphazardly unloading
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aarond @aarond.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
ok i wont call it that, i’ll call it “jokes in social media” or, if thats too wordy, you could shorten or perhaps abbreviate it somehow
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aarond @aarond.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
the summer of the shark happened because there just wasnt enough media coverage of routine nonserious shark encounters and so the news was correct to briefly hyperventilate about every shark sighting because that was just the real level of demand, i am a very smart economist
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aarond @aarond.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Specifically when we left the trees. We had a great thing going, up off the ground. Then we started wandering around for some reason. Big mistake.
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aarond @aarond.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
When his entire staff resigns the next day do they all get replaced with heritage foundation interns?
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aarond @aarond.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
please provide list of expendable minorities you’re ok with losing as long as it means we beat the bad guys
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aarond @aarond.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It wants to spool me I can tell from the look
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aarond @aarond.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
What kind of contracts are these that aren’t being renewed anyway
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aarond @aarond.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
other stuff came up but it’s high on the list I’m sure
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aarond @aarond.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Grew up hearing about that and Standard Oil and how good it was overall both times and assumed breaking up huge companies was a cool thing the government did all the time and would be continuing to do so
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aarond @aarond.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Conscientious objector
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aarond @aarond.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
if it’s called Purple Haze and looks like a stoners house they sell pipes for tobacco products only but if it’s called Cake Bakery and looks like an industrial barber shop they sell marijuana you can smoke and get real high off of
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aarond @aarond.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
@snowden.st funny when you go to a city with legal weed but there’s old head shops from the before times that have boomer hippie pothead names which have been made into false advertising by time
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aarond @aarond.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Almost all pushback is about the view from their condo even when they claim it’s anything else. Stadiums are short. View preserved.
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aarond @aarond.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
So the thought leadership brain geniuses at basecamp who all went around in the 2010s like they solved cold fusion with their chicago saas company all turned out to be race scientists, 🆒
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aarond @aarond.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I think he’s so stupid he has fallen into the same honeytrap blackmail operation multiple times like barney coming back into moes
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aarond @aarond.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
If 1password’s continued existence is so dependent on this one piece of OSS that they need to donate to linux hitler to ensure its own survival, that seems like a bad thing on its own.
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aarond @aarond.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Would love to shift the geolocation pattern from pages going “gimmie gimmie!” before they finish rendering to the user having to initiate it. The button seems like a path, but I think browsers would also need to block the location prompts that arent tied to a user event (like popup blocking does)
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aarond @aarond.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
@darthbluesky.bsky.social Stumbled upon a “Prettiest Pug Pageant” today at the Portland riverfront
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aarond @aarond.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
inventing a guy who complaints that the programming on the welcome channel on hotel tvs is boring and repetitive
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aarond @aarond.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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aarond @aarond.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Whenever dnc leadership do a fresh round of this weak chum for the centrist base, mehdi hasan’s replies start filling up with psychos who see “hasan” and think he’s the one they’re supposed to be mad at
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aarond @aarond.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
did you see the guys who made mario xcom are making rainbow six xcom
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