Aaron Burdette @aaronburdette.bsky.social · 04/03/2024The 4 types of narrative conflict - Kong vs. Man - Kong vs. Nature - Kong vs. Society - Kong vs. Himself 090
Aaron Burdette @aaronburdette.bsky.social · 23/02/2024Something I like to do that is probably a huge mistake is respond to spam texters pretending to be some level of insane 120
Aaron Burdette @aaronburdette.bsky.social · 12/02/2024Every Super Bowl ad this year is like “We reunited 3/4 of the cast of Cheers and, for some reason, The Unabomber.” 031
Aaron Burdette @aaronburdette.bsky.social · 08/02/2024Whenever I start a new social link with a high school girl I feel like the police are gonna show up any second 110
Aaron Burdette @aaronburdette.bsky.social · 22/01/2024If I got caught publicly sucking pudding off 3 of my big wet fingers I would’ve moved to the bottom of the ocean, so I guess I have to applaud Desantis’s perseverance 0140
Aaron Burdette @aaronburdette.bsky.social · 01/11/2023I just watched John Carpenter’s In the Mouth of Madness for the first time this year and it blew me away. 200
Aaron Burdette @aaronburdette.bsky.social · 01/11/2023I also like that he watched Blade Runner and was like “This society is perfect and should be emulated.” 020