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Aarden Vonjord

@aardenv.bsky.social
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🔞Minors begone Lv. 35 | Demi | Ankle-biting tree slinky | Total gremlin | Plays games too much | Contains re-posts of NSFW/vore

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Fur Affinity 🏳️‍⚧️ @furaffinity.net · 02/10/2026
GONDOR CALLS FOR AID FA Announcement: Support Fur Affinity’s Community Funding www.furaffinity.net/journal/1143... gofund.me/8126f11cb
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Gondor Flame
ALT: Gondor Flame
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Fenrir @fenrir74.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Alright, a sticker for all you sicko mustelids... #furry #furryart #martenposting
A marten looking through the windows with it's paws on the glass. He looks deranged and is smiling, saying "Yes... hahaha... yes!" Drawn in the style of the sickos meme
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Fenrir @fenrir74.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Alrighty I think I've amassed enough to be comfortable uploading them into a pack. Have fun with a dumb marten pack lol #furry #furryart #martenposting
A collection of pine marten stickers, ranging from happy, thumbs up, all the way to being man handled. Made for discord or telegram!
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Hr. Melin (MLMustelid) @herr-melin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i have hired this creature to stare at you
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Niccy 🏳️‍⚧️ @niccymarten.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I'm mustard ✨
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🏳️‍🌈 Klyis 🏳️‍🌈 @klyisweazel.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
No place is creature proof. The creature will find its way onto all places.
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Hiro! @a-dragon-from.space · 29/08/2026
Hey, critters. The media's interested in furries again. As someone who's been in the fandom for well over two decades and has worked as a journalist, here's a quick guide to Dealing With The Press: If a journalist approaches you, SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUC
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Woozel @wonderwoozel.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Watch out, she's armed!.. With a creature who is armed!
Pine marten wielding a mini badger with a knife
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🏳️‍🌈 Klyis 🏳️‍🌈 @klyisweazel.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Mustelmaxing pose
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Aarden Vonjord @aardenv.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
wdym the brand new A/C that you were told wasn't strong enough for what was needed shat itself in under 2 years because it isn't strong enough? Skimping out to "save" money is going to cost 3x as much as if it was done right to begin with? Who could have ever seen this coming? /sarc
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Dannyboy wildlife @dannyboywildlife.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Pine marten
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💙 Nyx 🤍 @nyxus.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The greed of this critter
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Aarden Vonjord @aardenv.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
At least it's cathartic that the weather has been fucking up his plans for the last few days.
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Aarden Vonjord @aardenv.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Here we go again
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TopSpin has Comms Open @topspinthefuzzy.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Shareholders
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instant murder noodle @dellwayft.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
There is no difference.
Sable being held, with relatively large ears and mouth open, showing four long canine teeth A staple remover
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օttr @fangfluff.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
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fishcrow birb @fishcrow.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
A weird hotdog! Colored sketch reward for Nirvash #furryart
A digital drawing of brown and white stoat in a hotdog bun with ketchup and mustard.
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🍂 miķelis 🍂 @metsaahenki.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
i finished my favourite challenge #maystelid last year i discovered this challenge made by @nookdae.bsky.social and oh boy how much joy i experience while drawing these lovely creatures! it’s my second time finishing monthly drawing challenge completely and i am looking forward to do it next year!
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💙 Nyx 🤍 @nyxus.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
POV you've been spotted
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vali @servali.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
esp after last month,,, don't leave any nests unattended!
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Railroadlion @railroadlion.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
🌋Typhlosion, Quilava, Cyndaquil💥 #Pokemon #CopicMarkers
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💙 Nyx 🤍 @nyxus.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Martens are such underrated critters istg. Like, who couldn't love this thing
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Sharkey @sharkey.monster · 22/05/2026
🎨 @blurthefur.com @aardenv.bsky.social made me some tasty noodles! This one seems unusually thick - must be them fancy udons.
Sharkey enjoying some tasty noodles. Hey where'd Lasers go?
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Kiwi🥝 @kiwisodas.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
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A painting of a giant pink marten surrounded by buildings, he has blue eyes and blue paws and teeth. The background is purple and there is dust clouds surrounding him. It cuts off at the elbows.
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Seph @sseph.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I found out
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Holly Bear ʕ e ᴥ eʔ 📄📚 @bearhybrid.art · 06/05/2026
It's #Maystelid eh? ❤️🦡
Sketchpage of a Marten labelled 'Sass 'n' Swagger', ermine being very cute but thinking about murder, EU badger thinking of tasty shroomies and river otter asking 'what is 'otter space'
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Fenrir @fenrir74.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I've been horribly obsessed with a certain fishing game in VRC recently... #furry #furryart
An anthro pine marten is sitting on some rickety docks in a swampy forest area. He is peacefully fishing while one feet is dipped into the water. A silly looking yellow fish is standing next to him, staring off into space. Behind is a calm, peaceful forest with some fairy lights hung up and fireflights buzzing around.
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Aarden Vonjord @aardenv.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
You know, it's fitting that I'd get a vore dream on #eatyourfriendsday ...was a little weird, but I guess it still counts.
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Aarden Vonjord @aardenv.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
haha vibe coded slop hehe Things are still going great I see.
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Feͨnͣnͬeͣc @cara.fennecs.uk · 17/04/2026
Kinda tired of this now 🫩
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Nazariel 🏳️‍⚧️ @nazariel.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
BLUESKY IS A WEBSITE THAT TURNS (post by jay.bsky.team claiming that bluesky is made with AI) INTO (picture of bluesky not working)
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Dookdae 🦡 @nookdae.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Hey weasels! Get ready for the 2nd iteration of Maystelid! I've added all new (rare, overlooked, and a couple of extinct) species and activities to the drawing prompt this year! #Maystelid
Maystelid 2026

1. Spotted-neck Otter
2. American Ermine
3. Saharan Striped Polecat
4. Dig
5. Japanese Marten
6. Kolonok
7. Vietnam Ferret-Badger
8. +Sea Mink
9. Stash
10. Long-tailed Weasel
11. Loooooong
12. Patagonian Weasel
13. Black-footed Ferret
14. Mustela Mopbie
15. Smell
16. +Chamitataxus
17. African Striped Weasel
18. Yellow-bellied Weasel
19. Chomp
20. Colombian Weasel
21. Northern Hog Badger
22. Amazon Weasel
23. Beech Marten
24. Back-striped Weasel
25. Greater Grison
26. Romp
27. Northern River Otter
28. +Megalenhydris
29. Japanese Badger
30. Nilgiri Marten
31. Malay Weasel

#Maystelid
https://bsky.app/profile/nookdae.bsky.social
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Captain Foxx @captainfoxx.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Just a reminder that they still intend to do this, dont let the backlash die down, keep cancelling your subscription.
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Algon @weezol.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Can I come over and do this
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Aarden Vonjord @aardenv.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
It's MARTEN day! No, not the other guy, that day should honestly be in September where it belongs. Since when does "10" sound like "ee-oh", anyways? Anywho... give me eggs. You wouldn't say no to this face, would you? #mar10 #marten
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Fenrir @fenrir74.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Happy #mar10 2026! This year, test your marten luck by catching the incoming egg! What luck will it bring you??! Go to the following comment gif to see your results! #furry #furryart #mar10day #martenposting
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Algon @weezol.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Hold still while I inspect you
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 05/03/2026
Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM
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Fenrir @fenrir74.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Mar10 is coming soon :) Anyways, have a Dook. #furry #furryart
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Hourly Martens @hourlymartens.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
#marten #mustelid
An image of a marten.
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Aarden Vonjord @aardenv.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
As a reminder, don't give Discord any money just because they tossed the Persona deal and are >delaying< the age check to later this year. You don't need the perks, and it's better to use the delay to your advantage. Plus it gives the alternatives time to shine. Keep your Nitro canceled.
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💙 Nyx 🤍 @nyxus.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Pretzel
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citrus sapling 🍋 seconds sale live @citrussapling.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Mustelid menu! Here's my second one for #FebruaryFrost26, for the prompt quilt. #art
A watercolour painting with a block quilt inspired layout, there's a mustelid or an element of mustelid diet in each block. The mustelids from top to bottom are the American mink, badger, stoat, pine marten, weasel, river otter, and polecat. Parts of their diet included are rabbits, eggs, fish, frogs, fruit, and birds.
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Roses are red Violets are blue Wololo Roses are blue
Monk from Age of Empires
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🌲 Willow 🌧️ @willowyaps.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Bro I just want…. A bright optimistic future agian… I miss dreaming international cooperation, green energy and space travel Now I just hope we have free elections at this point… it’s so freaking depressing
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Niccy 🏳️‍⚧️ @niccymarten.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
hit 'em where it hurts!! 🥰✨
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GB @gbdialga.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Oh my god, so many people are canceling Nitro that it's having issues processing it, cook 'em hard bois.
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Aarden Vonjord @aardenv.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
If you have Discord Nitro you should cancel it and never turn it back on, really drive the point home. Make them understand how bad of a move this is.
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Aarden Vonjord @aardenv.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Discord can go fuck ALL the way off.
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