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Alan

@aandrkerr.bsky.social
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Cat person also bikes and amateur landscaper.

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Alan @aandrkerr.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Maybe that's why the bloke's supposed to walk on the outside - so he can easily get out of the way
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Alan @aandrkerr.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Partying in Hydebank, you say? (Nice article)
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Alan @aandrkerr.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What intrigues me is that the pub that actually is the oldest doesn't have up signage making that claim, whereas those that aren't, do.
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Alan @aandrkerr.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I really thought all this racist stuff mostly faded away after the 1970s, but apparently not.
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Alan @aandrkerr.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
AKA how to jump at trump's command but pretend you're not doing that.
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Alan @aandrkerr.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wizard of oz at the cinema with my da, the wicked witch sitting on top of the door frame.
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Alan @aandrkerr.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
break a leg😀
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Alan @aandrkerr.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Defensive attacks" is an oxymoron.
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Alan @aandrkerr.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Would Carla's & co ever have a moment of self-doubt and think maybe this wasn't the best idea?
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Alan @aandrkerr.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I didn't favour independence; I thought it was better to be part of a uniting Europe. Then brexit. I still want to be part of Europe, just not joined up to the increasingly unlikeable English #bothvotesSNP
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Alan @aandrkerr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Why wasn't this a police matter?
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Alan @aandrkerr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes painted on? So when they come home to port they can scan da navy in.
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Alan @aandrkerr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Who are you calling sausage?🤣
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Alan @aandrkerr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ive no idea where my forebears lived 2000 years ago; I've no desire to go back there; in fact it definitely isn't 1 region because my ancestors seem to come from alI over the place and i dont belong to a religion which is very opposed to marrying outside the Faith.
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Alan @aandrkerr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Might be ok on that basis. Though our laws are pretty strict, but are ignored by the right- wingers.
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Alan @aandrkerr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
2 tier justice is black people being racially profiled and disproportionately stopped by police, and getting done for a bit of weed while millionaire tax dodgers get a slap on the wrist.
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Alan @aandrkerr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Probably illegal in UK, would be seen as enticement to vote, aka "treating"
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Alan @aandrkerr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Do you count Scotland as international ?
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Alan @aandrkerr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We need the triple lock because for some pensioners that's all they get and it's miserly. Obviously those with big workplace pensions don't need it - how about taking some tax relief away from the more luxurious pension schemes and protecting the triple lock?
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Alan @aandrkerr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Our cat was happy on the armchair. Our other cat jumped up and tried to dislodge him. A pointless scrap ensued , which nobody wanted, followed by a staring contest. I feel this was a feline reenactment of the Drumcree dramas.
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Alan @aandrkerr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dolly however had self awareness.
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Alan @aandrkerr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's not a spoof? If you were composing a spoof that's how it would look
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Alan @aandrkerr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The privatisation/ competition/ efficiency thing the tories banged on about is meaningless if it's a monopoly of supply.
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Alan @aandrkerr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Looks awfully like my childhood church from 1901, which must have been very Retro
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Alan @aandrkerr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Complete lack of leadership, by people elected precisely to lead.
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Alan @aandrkerr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bunch of elderly bigoted troublemakers.
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Alan @aandrkerr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Shoot someone in Crossness Pumping Station?
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Alan @aandrkerr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'd like an upper chamber of union leaders, religious leaders ( not just c of e), academics, national treasures from the arts etc some bankers and industrialists, serving 7 or 8 years. Plus some wild cards to keep it real, and a FEW poshos. Not elected cos that's what the House Of commons is for.
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Alan @aandrkerr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Will there be a warning in the sales literature, like if you're buying a written-off car?
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Alan @aandrkerr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They're suspected of preparing terrorist attacks, which could also apply to the US Air Force working in the base, involved in bombing the Iranian president's grandchildren and a girls' school.
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Alan @aandrkerr.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dup are part of the problem; politicians should be part of the solution.
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Alan @aandrkerr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Absolutely cynical pointless provocation by DUP/ OO.
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Alan @aandrkerr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
He'd look better in a balaclava
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Alan @aandrkerr.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I suppose they had to go to reform after the tories ghosted them. What happened with the billions Theresa may promised them?
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Alan @aandrkerr.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
He always looks miserable, so that's something.
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Alan @aandrkerr.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Once you're 18 you're an adult and look after yourself at uni. 17 in Scotland.
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Alan @aandrkerr.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Still oppressing palestine action , helping israel do genocide, dodging wealth taxes and public ownership of monopoly essential services.
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Alan @aandrkerr.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It's pitiful already. And earnings-related workplace pensions are rapidly vanishing
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Alan @aandrkerr.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
HawHaw's case was a bit strange, they got him for Passport fraud, which doesn't really seem like a hanging offence.
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Alan @aandrkerr.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not Another One?!
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Alan @aandrkerr.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Cuddly Rory, who's best pals with Alistair dodgy-dossier-45-minutes -to -getting-bombed Campbell?
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Alan @aandrkerr.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
How often does a rower fall into the river? - Generally not more than once
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Alan @aandrkerr.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Wherever you vote and whoever you vote for, you'll get ruled by the landlords
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Alan @aandrkerr.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I've seen cases where they say they'll only put in a crossing when it's a known accident blackspot. ie you have to wait till some kid is run over before they'll do anything.
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Alan @aandrkerr.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
We used to write off for a catalogue, order the thing and send a cheque, wait for the cheque to clear, and if you were lucky your thing arrived within 6 weeks. Happy days
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Alan @aandrkerr.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The 2 who came below him must have been pretty challenged.
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Alan @aandrkerr.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I don't remember any public expression of support for a sudden increase in ai and data centres. The Internet works pretty ok already
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Alan @aandrkerr.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Here's ours we got from Cats Protection last year (also his tuxedo brother)
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Alan @aandrkerr.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
2 things: He did the good Friday agreement I'm not happy about putin trying to have Russia take over most of Eastern Europe again.
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Alan @aandrkerr.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Not going to happen, while they're all still scared of farage
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