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🦇 L a n e y 🦇 @aalienss.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
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🦇 L a n e y 🦇 @aalienss.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I forgot this existed.
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🦇 L a n e y 🦇 @aalienss.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Posting this one more time since there are only 3 weeks left until the shop is closed for good. And a massive thank you to those who already bought! You are seen and appreciated 🫶🫶
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🦇 L a n e y 🦇 @aalienss.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
My husband is just jealous. #thebandghost #ghost #tobiasforge
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🦇 L a n e y 🦇 @aalienss.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I somehow still get more done 🤷‍♀️ #twerkingtotwenties #thebandghost #ghost #chores
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🦇 L a n e y 🦇 @aalienss.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Yess! It was all worth it, but I was really hoping for cooler weather this go round 😅
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🦇 L a n e y 🦇 @aalienss.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
AHH! Thank you for ordering! I LOVE that flower agate palm so much 💕
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🦇 L a n e y 🦇 @aalienss.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Smart! I survived last time on liquid IV, Dr scholls inserts, and ibuprofen 🤣
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🦇 L a n e y 🦇 @aalienss.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
At least the venues are indoors 🥲 I'm trying to gaslight myself into believing the queueing won't be that bad again. In Texas. In August. 🙏
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🦇 L a n e y 🦇 @aalienss.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
It was at this point that she realized she does indeed have to do it again. Can't we have a tour in WINTER, TOBIAS?! 🤜🤜 #thebandghost #ghost #ghostworldtour2025 #anointedvip
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🦇 L a n e y 🦇 @aalienss.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
I hope you all had a relaxing turkey day without having to deal with your racist uncle! Enjoy the leftovers today and remind yourself that calories don't count this whole ass weekend too. #eatthemacandcheese #eatthemashedpotatoes #eatthepies #eattherich
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🦇 L a n e y 🦇 @aalienss.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
The perfect seat 😂
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🦇 L a n e y 🦇 @aalienss.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I will not be explaining #thebandghost #ghost #cardinalcopia
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🦇 L a n e y 🦇 @aalienss.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
He's here to serve 🤣
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🦇 L a n e y 🦇 @aalienss.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Right!! I had one where he was filling in for the local smoothie king cashier and gave me a free smoothie. I woke up thinking he owes me a helluva lot more than a $9 smoothie compared to how much I've lined his pockets over the years 🤣
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🦇 L a n e y 🦇 @aalienss.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
#blessed #thebandghost #ghost #cardinalcopia
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🦇 L a n e y 🦇 @aalienss.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Waking up & realizing you did not, in fact, convince TF to be your camping buddy & take you on his private helicopter to avoid the hike into the woods. 1. I haven't been camping in 20 years 2. Tobbe had his long hair so my subconscious has finally accepted it as canon 3. Private heli fuck yeah
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🦇 L a n e y 🦇 @aalienss.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Happily vibing with my fellow cult members 😌🤘 #thebandghost #ghost
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🦇 L a n e y 🦇 @aalienss.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I ate all the extra I made for home and still ate most of the ones I brought. Me irl:
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🦇 L a n e y 🦇 @aalienss.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Omw to eat about 30 deviled eggs at family tgiving number 1. #ghelfiesunday
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🦇 L a n e y 🦇 @aalienss.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Someone more talented than me needs to make an edit of this stat! 😂😂
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🦇 L a n e y 🦇 @aalienss.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Sul sul 👋 #thebandghost #ghost #thesims
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🦇 L a n e y 🦇 @aalienss.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
And the last of them: #antiquing #cursed
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🦇 L a n e y 🦇 @aalienss.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
#antiquing #cursed
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🦇 L a n e y 🦇 @aalienss.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
#antiquing #cursed
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🦇 L a n e y 🦇 @aalienss.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
#antiquing #cursed
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🦇 L a n e y 🦇 @aalienss.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Several more cursed objects. #antiquing #cursed
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🦇 L a n e y 🦇 @aalienss.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Cursed object #1 #antiquing #cursed #santa?
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🦇 L a n e y 🦇 @aalienss.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Terzo back at it again with #hornyfriday #thebandghost #ghost
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🦇 L a n e y 🦇 @aalienss.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Stay tuned for Saturday when I venture to my local antique village to touch all the haunted things and leave cursed 3x over.
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🦇 L a n e y 🦇 @aalienss.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Tobias Forge robbed me blind in a Denny's parking lot. #thebandghost #ghost
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🦇 L a n e y 🦇 @aalienss.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Shrek is love, Shrek is life, Shrek is gonst 💚
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🦇 L a n e y 🦇 @aalienss.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Chat do you ever get bored and color Shrek in the style of Papa IV bc I don't. #thebandghost #ghost
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🦇 L a n e y 🦇 @aalienss.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
We all need it 🫶
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🦇 L a n e y 🦇 @aalienss.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Felt cute. Might tickle your taint later, idk. #thebandghost #ghost
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🦇 L a n e y 🦇 @aalienss.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
We're cooked 😅😅
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🦇 L a n e y 🦇 @aalienss.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
And I did indeed buy more ✨✨ #thebandghost #ghost #ghostmemes
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🦇 L a n e y 🦇 @aalienss.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Welp. Officially had my first venue queue stress dream of the tour cycle. A full 9 months before my 3 rituals 😅 It's going to be a long wait y'all. #thebandghost
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🦇 L a n e y 🦇 @aalienss.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
That's a lot!! We're all going to go broke I swear 🤣
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🦇 L a n e y 🦇 @aalienss.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I only have one rosary, but I do have almost all of the plushies! My main money drain is the shirts. Slap a "limited edition" on it and I'm foaming at the mouth. I have 64 so far 🙈
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🦇 L a n e y 🦇 @aalienss.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I envy you 😭💸💸
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🦇 L a n e y 🦇 @aalienss.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
We will never know peace. #thebandghost #ghost #broke
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🦇 L a n e y 🦇 @aalienss.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Before I go back to memes: For any witchy friends out there, I'm closing down my crystal shop at the end of the year because lol. In this economy?! Everything is 40% off! www.etsy.com/shop/Magnoli...
etsy.com
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🦇 L a n e y 🦇 @aalienss.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
MEE 🤚🤚 I work with Persephone and we're both very chill about it. Mostly intentions over correct practice. Tarot is my divination of choice and I'm a huge crystal collector!
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🦇 L a n e y 🦇 @aalienss.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Just pretend you have IBS and then no one can say anything 👏👏
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ritualdfw.bsky.social @ritualdfw.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
@gonstfm.bsky.social Good evening Children of the Flock! Papa has arrived! Come say hi!
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🦇 L a n e y 🦇 @aalienss.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I know a thigh jiggle hate to see me coming #ghost #thebandghost #papaemeritus #ghostmemes
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🦇 L a n e y 🦇 @aalienss.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Ty! I hope you are too 🫶
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🦇 L a n e y 🦇 @aalienss.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I loved it!
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🦇 L a n e y 🦇 @aalienss.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I made it my mission to make and post at least one a day on gonstfam from day one in March 😅 I've recently loosened the reins and try to do 3-4 a week now. But ty! They aren't all winners, but I have fun 😁
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