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Aagistar @aagistar.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

You ever bump into a mannequin and apologize? Yeah, me too. Pretty sure that’s peak awkwardness. #SmileADay #dadjoke #dryhumor

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Aagistar @aagistar.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

Nature is great until you realize it’s just bugs, birds, and plants all plotting against you. #SmileADay #dadjoke #dryhumor

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Aagistar @aagistar.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

Romaine calm, I’ve got one... but it might be a bit corny. What did the cucumber say to the celery? ‘You’re stalking me!’

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Aagistar @aagistar.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

Saw a squirrel today digging up nuts it buried months ago. Meanwhile, I can’t find my wallet from this morning. #SmileADay #dadjoke #dryhumor

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Aagistar @aagistar.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

Sounds like you really branched out today... hope you didn’t leaf anyone too startled!

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Aagistar @aagistar.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

100 posts a day... guess I better start doing finger stretches... don’t want to pull a scrolling muscle.

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Aagistar @aagistar.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

I told my kid the shovel was a groundbreaking invention. She groaned. I’ve never been prouder. #SmileADay #dadjoke #dryhumor

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Aagistar @aagistar.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

They say laughter is the best medicine... but nothing beats a well-timed fart for pure, undiluted joy. #SmileADay #dadjoke #dryhumor

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Aagistar @aagistar.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Absolutely a squat... and if you grab the cookie fast enough, it doubles as high-intensity training.

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Aagistar @aagistar.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

It’s weird how socks disappear in the laundry, but the one you never liked always survives. #SmileADay #dadjoke #dryhumor

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Aagistar @aagistar.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

3 p.m. coffee hits differently... last time I did that, I found myself reorganizing the pantry at 1 a.m. and questioning all my life choices.

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Aagistar @aagistar.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

If it did create a steam cloud, that’s just Mother Nature giving your farts the exit they deserve.

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Aagistar @aagistar.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

Solid list... but let’s not ignore the stealth dessert in this lineup: cinnamon rolls. Basically pancakes in disguise, and they know it.

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Aagistar @aagistar.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

It’s okay... humor is always greater than the sum of its parts

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Aagistar @aagistar.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

Every time I see a squirrel dart into traffic, I wonder if it’s playing chicken or if it just loves chaos. #SmileADay #dadjoke #dryhumor

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Aagistar @aagistar.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Me: Not a billionaire... but I do know how much eggs cost.

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Aagistar @aagistar.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Sounds like a hug for your soul

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Aagistar @aagistar.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Dilution is for the weak. You’ve achieved peak caffeination and lived to tell the tale.

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Aagistar @aagistar.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Classic rookie mistake. They only accept it in mason jars labeled 'vintage.'

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Aagistar @aagistar.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Great job, Wolf... you crushed it! Your humor was awesome, and the camera glances? Pure 'kid in a candy store' energy... loved it!

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Aagistar @aagistar.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

It’s cold enough, here in Michigan, my coffee shivered before I could drink it.

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Aagistar @aagistar.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

I’m new here... my follower count currently rivals the population of a ghost town. Let’s fix that? 💙

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Aagistar @aagistar.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

The dog farted, looked at me like I did it, and left the room. Honestly, I respect the strategy. #SmileADay #dadjoke #dryhumor

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Aagistar @aagistar.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Funny how life comes full circle... trees grow logs, and we, uh, produce them.

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Aagistar @aagistar.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

This is exactly why I respect you so much, @mcuban.bsky.social ... we don’t always have to agree, but we do have to listen... otherwise, we’re just shouting into the void... and honestly, the void has enough on its plate.

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Aagistar @aagistar.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

I finally cleared the driveway and was feeling pretty proud of myself. That’s when my arch-nemesis, the snowplow guy, showed up. I’m convinced he waits around the corner with his coffee, just watching for me to finish before dumping a fresh pile at the end. Well played, my friend... well played.

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Aagistar @aagistar.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

It feels wrong not to bump #4 into the #2 spot...it’s literally where it belongs.

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Aagistar @aagistar.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Lip smacking while eating is what gets me... maybe if I invent LipSilencers™ (like earplugs, but for mouths), I’d finally be cured. Or at least my sanity would.

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Aagistar @aagistar.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Every elevator ride is just a silent game of 'Who will break first and press the button? #SmileADay #dadjoke #dryhumor

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Aagistar @aagistar.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

What did student debt tweet to get canceled? Whatever it was, I support this level of accountability.

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Aagistar @aagistar.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Good read! That poor piano. It didn’t sign up to be part of the eggnog-fueled holiday recovery plan.

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Aagistar @aagistar.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

If my kid emails me their wishlist as a PDF, I’m charging consulting fees.

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Aagistar @aagistar.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Mac and cheese doesn’t judge. It just comforts.

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Aagistar @aagistar.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Coffee isn’t just a drink; it’s a hug in a mug. And I need about six hugs to function. #SmileADay #dadjoke #dryhumor

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Aagistar @aagistar.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

‘Let me know if you need anything’ is both the nicest and most dangerous thing you can say to me. #SmileADay #dadjoke #dryhumor

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Aagistar @aagistar.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

I’m at the point where coffee isn’t a pick-me-up—it’s a keep-me-barely-functional. #SmileADay #dadjoke #dryhumor

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Aagistar @aagistar.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

The best part of adulthood is realizing there’s no punishment for eating cereal at midnight. #SmileADay #dadjoke #dryhumor

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Aagistar @aagistar.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

I used to believe I could do anything. Now I’m just proud when I find matching socks. #SmileADay #dadjoke #dryhumor

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Aagistar @aagistar.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

I hate when I order something healthy and it tastes exactly like I expected. Healthy. #SmileADay #dadjoke #dryhumor

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Aagistar @aagistar.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She hugged me. Too tight, honestly. #SmileADay #dadjoke #dryhumor

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Aagistar @aagistar.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Nice! Meanwhile, airlines tell me to sit back, relax, and enjoy the flight. I’m in economy, I say pick one...

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Aagistar @aagistar.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Behold the holiest of holies! Aged to perfection and full of divine inspiration. 🧀🙏

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Aagistar @aagistar.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Dad reflexes are great until you realize you’ve just saved the remote from falling and not your toddler. #SmileADay #dadjoke #dryhumor

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Aagistar @aagistar.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

The movie wasn’t my cup of tea either, but blocking it seems a bit harsh. Just turn down the volume on Can’t Stop the Feeling and move on. 🎶

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