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Nonbinary GameMaker gamedev in Hamar, Norway. One half of @vertebrae.rip It's pronounced Awe-geh. they/them (hen) 29 🦭🇳🇴 My writing: bsky.app/profile/aage.vertebrae.rip…

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åge 🦭 @aage.vertebrae.rip · 9h
I like my new socks
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åge 🦭 @aage.vertebrae.rip · 14h
brat... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Actual_...
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åge 🦭 @aage.vertebrae.rip · 05/10/2026
Loftet.
Josefine og Gjengen (1999)
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åge 🦭 @aage.vertebrae.rip · 04/10/2026
Played Bomb Busters today, fuuuuck this is good
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åge 🦭 @aage.vertebrae.rip · 02/10/2026
There's a board game convention in town this weekend, I played a round of Tenby, it's fun :)
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åge 🦭 @aage.vertebrae.rip · 02/10/2026
God I hate Microsoft Teams
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åge 🦭 @aage.vertebrae.rip · 30/09/2026
Crossed off a personal bucket list milestone today: we're running ads for one of our games on Furaffinity store.steampowered.com/app/3732260/...
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åge 🦭 @aage.vertebrae.rip · 30/09/2026
📁 Blubber "There's a temporary reprieve when my blubber starts to press against the walls, hugging me, squeezing me, crushing me." age.neocities.org/stories/Blub... 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞
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åge 🦭 @aage.vertebrae.rip · 29/09/2026
The local gacha game subreddit is having a hard time wrapping their head around the concept of nonbinary people. "They're not nonbinary, they're just outside the binary." (Nonbinary as a third gender?) "Subtext is when there's pronouns." (I think that's just text?)
"[character] is not nonbinary. They're completely genderless"
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åge 🦭 @aage.vertebrae.rip · 28/09/2026
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åge 🦭 @aage.vertebrae.rip · 27/09/2026
The homonculus
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åge 🦭 @aage.vertebrae.rip · 24/09/2026
Never kill yourself
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åge 🦭 @aage.vertebrae.rip · 23/09/2026
a scrungly gomamon plush holding a nonbinary flag
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åge 🦭 @aage.vertebrae.rip · 22/09/2026
On my phone trying to doodle out what a less copyright infringing sona design might look like and I don't think I'm quite there yet
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åge 🦭 @aage.vertebrae.rip · 19/09/2026
Oh my god we got a double rainbow
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åge 🦭 @aage.vertebrae.rip · 19/09/2026
At the Pride parade in Hamar today :)
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åge 🦭 @aage.vertebrae.rip · 19/09/2026
📁 Werewolves (2022)
the first thing i saw was a dark shadow under my skin. i thought it was a mole until i saw it move.

i woke up in a pool of blood. my own, thank god. the snout was fully formed, cold eyes staring at me from the darkness in my stomach. i reached down to slide an intestine back into place and it chomped at me.

forepaws dangled from the cavity, scratched my thighs raw. the head strained against the walls, and the hole in my gut stretched up to my ribs, gaping open. peering down i saw a wolf's face covered in viscera, black fur matted in yellows and reds. we looked at each other, and it lapped gently at my chin.

i am on my side now, watching the wolf climb out of the flayed skin that used to be my body. it looks back at me for only a second, then it walks away. i can't move my arms anymore. everything is dark. wet grass beneath my paws.the most acclaimed werewolf hunter was a vampire. although vampires and werewolves have coexisted for centuries, several vampires joined ranks with humans during the early stages of the wolfhunt. one such hunter, dracula the second, is said to have slain over 200, and was even granted audience with the human king. he was by far the most decorated hunter, but the exact count is unclear as most records were burned after his death. when the wolfhunt was over the vampires were next, and dracula the second was slain with the sword that knighted him.fuck. i'm thinking about it again.

the window shatters and i land on ice.
moment of lucidity.
someone is under me.
i gnaw on bones, chew on meat.

we are the same, him and i. his entrails sway in the wind, my shirt flutters, we are both very passionate about sports. we are both wearing torn clothing. my claws redecorated him, as i have been redecorated. i see myself in him. pale. covered in snow. missing pieces. he tried to complete himself with money. nice car. gold leaf. i sate myself with him. he is no longer hungry. neither am i.

moment of lucidity.
i am home.
the snow mingles with broken glass, pooling on the floor. more to clean tomorrow.
i am exhausted.
but i am no longer angry.
i am done thinking about it.teeth pour out of open wounds
claws rake through my gut
there are wolves inside of me
wolves in wolves in wolves
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åge 🦭 @aage.vertebrae.rip · 18/09/2026
📁 Horses run freely under the Mouse
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åge 🦭 @aage.vertebrae.rip · 18/09/2026
📁 Free Trial
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åge 🦭 @aage.vertebrae.rip · 16/09/2026
Being sick makes me a prime target audience for quackery which has led me to read many strange wikipedia pages about pseudoscience. This one in particular really buried the lede, what do you mean you got your healing vortex from a dream apparition of Albert Einstein en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Somatic...
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åge 🦭 @aage.vertebrae.rip · 15/09/2026
Got the Goku burger. It's orange I guess.
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åge 🦭 @aage.vertebrae.rip · 15/09/2026
I like that they made the Playhouse Disney watermark dark and twisted as well.
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åge 🦭 @aage.vertebrae.rip · 15/09/2026
My recent internet rabbit hole is the SiIvagunner inspired world of alternate universe music where the channels will casually introduce ideas like "edgy Underfell AU version of Little Einsteins" youtu.be/MPLf7oyoERI
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åge 🦭 @aage.vertebrae.rip · 15/09/2026
Snacksreview med Åge: Maarud Potetgull Intense Mexican Spice Den smaker som at de tømte helt alminnelig tacokrydder oppi posen?? Det smaker legit rent tacopulver, sånn du har på kjøttdeigen liksom. Det er ikke spesielt Intense eller Mexican akkurat det er liksom bare Old El Paso. .....8/10?
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åge 🦭 @aage.vertebrae.rip · 14/09/2026
Watched the roomie play Burnout 3 and screamed when he got this clip
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åge 🦭 @aage.vertebrae.rip · 14/09/2026
I also got one of my favourite comments of all time on this one.
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åge 🦭 @aage.vertebrae.rip · 11/09/2026
The post in question:
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åge 🦭 @aage.vertebrae.rip · 11/09/2026
It was this post btw. This one tripfag made 4-5 posts about this astral projection stuff back in the early days of /mlp/.
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åge 🦭 @aage.vertebrae.rip · 09/09/2026
Been thinking a lot about this anon recently.
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åge 🦭 @aage.vertebrae.rip · 08/09/2026
Eating my free promotional coleslaw burger while I watch my favourite construction crane
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åge 🦭 @aage.vertebrae.rip · 08/09/2026
He's here!!
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åge 🦭 @aage.vertebrae.rip · 08/09/2026
Oh my god he's fucked. I love it
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åge 🦭 @aage.vertebrae.rip · 08/09/2026
Ok, remake Wolfos really works for me. On the humans (and especially the main characters who get the ultra HD treatment) the style looks uncanny but with the Wolfos they preserved the cartoony body shape and gave him more tactile face/fur details which I think looks great.
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åge 🦭 @aage.vertebrae.rip · 08/09/2026
He looks like that animatronic baby from Twilight
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åge 🦭 @aage.vertebrae.rip · 07/09/2026
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åge 🦭 @aage.vertebrae.rip · 07/09/2026
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åge 🦭 @aage.vertebrae.rip · 07/09/2026
Ordered that atrocious Morgana bootleg plush and I admire the halfhearted copyright evasion. Moorghana from Personality 5th.
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åge 🦭 @aage.vertebrae.rip · 07/09/2026
Two types of mobile ads I've been getting on tumblr: -Pretending the game is on Steam -Desperate whimpering pleading
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åge 🦭 @aage.vertebrae.rip · 07/09/2026
I love the "retouched person" stamp of shame that advertisements in Norway are forced to overlay on the screen when they feature a photoshopped/filtered person. Pretty much every makeup and lingerie ad has one. Every time I see it I think to myself oh right, these people aren't even real.
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åge 🦭 @aage.vertebrae.rip · 06/09/2026
She's hunting me.
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åge 🦭 @aage.vertebrae.rip · 06/09/2026
Prophetic screenshots from the early days of the brony fandom
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åge 🦭 @aage.vertebrae.rip · 03/09/2026
Octaviapus' Guide to Lucid Mode -...
Tulpa.info Community
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åge 🦭 @aage.vertebrae.rip · 02/09/2026
Went outside today.
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åge 🦭 @aage.vertebrae.rip · 31/08/2026
Drifting to ram into someone like this, holy shit it feels so good
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åge 🦭 @aage.vertebrae.rip · 30/08/2026
It might be the greatest video game of all time.
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åge 🦭 @aage.vertebrae.rip · 30/08/2026
I've been playing Burnout 3.
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åge 🦭 @aage.vertebrae.rip · 29/08/2026
Oh my god what did they DO to him
a strange bootleg(?) Morgana Persona 5 plush with derpy eyes
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åge 🦭 @aage.vertebrae.rip · 27/08/2026
Yeah.
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åge 🦭 @aage.vertebrae.rip · 23/08/2026
I've been doing a middle part recently and I like that it makes me feel like a cocker spaniel
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åge 🦭 @aage.vertebrae.rip · 21/08/2026
Look who showed up in the mail todayyyyy
scrungly old Gomamon plush
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