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a23battery.bsky.social @a23battery.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Every man I’ve ever dated has been owned by at least one cat. It’s a requirement.
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a23battery.bsky.social @a23battery.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Aren't elk in rut right now? These guys are damned lucky indeed.
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a23battery.bsky.social @a23battery.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The woman must have no sense of smell, eh? Or perhaps that’s why she’s so far away from him.
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a23battery.bsky.social @a23battery.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If it has to be one outcome or the other, I'd rather it be demolished than have his name plastered on it.
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a23battery.bsky.social @a23battery.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
It is well known that doves make the most ridiculous nests, so this tracks.
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a23battery.bsky.social @a23battery.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Please do not disparage our beloved Liberace!
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a23battery.bsky.social @a23battery.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
You aren't full of it, buddy, you're marinating in it.
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a23battery.bsky.social @a23battery.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Lest we forget the dijon mustard debacle. (PS: 👋 from East Dundee!)
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a23battery.bsky.social @a23battery.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
He could look mighty fine in a toga. Or anything, frankly. Mrowr!
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God @thegodshow.com · 05/08/2026
Racism will never bring down the cost of groceries or gas.
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a23battery.bsky.social @a23battery.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Fork found in kitchen.
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a23battery.bsky.social @a23battery.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I don’t care what company it is. I am never buying another new car again. Loses much of its value as soon as you drive it off the lot.
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a23battery.bsky.social @a23battery.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Good. I hope it continues.
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a23battery.bsky.social @a23battery.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Easy. He isn’t Christian.
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a23battery.bsky.social @a23battery.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
You’re assuming they won’t rig the midterms.
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a23battery.bsky.social @a23battery.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I refuse to believe this guy is alive until I see him with timestamped video on the floor of the Senate holding today's newspaper up to his chest. Wheelchair? Fine. Feinstein did it. Just get him the fuck in there.
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a23battery.bsky.social @a23battery.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I admire you, George, but I don't trust polls. If we listen to polls, we get complacent. WE NEED TO VOTE, no matter what the polls say. Get out the vote. Tell your friends, talk with your neighbors. Write postcards, protest, speak to anyone who will listen. Dems MUST win in November, everywhere.
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a23battery.bsky.social @a23battery.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Just stop watching TV, folks. In fact, throw your TVs away. The networks are beholden to the elites, and they fill your brains with shit. The cable news channels are no better. And the cable "entertainment" channels are worse. Find alternative, independent journalism online. It's out there.
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a23battery.bsky.social @a23battery.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Good call, my friend. I've just taken mine off. What's the spot price of gold these days?
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a23battery.bsky.social @a23battery.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
For the love of God, let it be today. I will post this every day until we are free of this cancer.
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a23battery.bsky.social @a23battery.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I refuse to believe a goddamned thing that comes out of this man's mouth. Ever.
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John Sandidge @johnlsandidge1.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
In the USA we definitely need more and more politicians who are Democratic Socialists. Persons who actually care about their constituents rather than blindly doing the bidding of a fat, bloated, STUPID, idiotic piece of SH*T, aka, the grifting president of the USA.
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a23battery.bsky.social @a23battery.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The 25th Amendment is a joke in this administration. We need to start with the midterms. And if for some reason the midterms don't happen, we need to hit the streets with pitchforks and torches, and more effective means if necessary. We need to learn from the French. They don't fuck around.
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a23battery.bsky.social @a23battery.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
No biggie. Happens all the time. Although I'm a copyeditor, I've learned to forgive online typos. In fact, sometimes I don't even see them as I'm burned out after 20 years. Time for a new career.
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a23battery.bsky.social @a23battery.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I would never have considered a GM car anyway, but thanks for the heads-up.
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a23battery.bsky.social @a23battery.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Please, Texans. Vote for this man.
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a23battery.bsky.social @a23battery.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Agreed. You've reminded me I need to download "The Audacity of Hope" so I can listen to him again. I need to feel that hope again. We can get there again.
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a23battery.bsky.social @a23battery.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
If you wake up and find a bat in your room, the rule is to assume you have been bitten. Do not let the bat escape. Try to capture it and then contact animal control.
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a23battery.bsky.social @a23battery.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Robert De Niro Says 'You Right'
Alt: "You ... you are good, my friend."
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a23battery.bsky.social @a23battery.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
España!!!!
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a23battery.bsky.social @a23battery.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
You got that right, friend. 😡
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a23battery.bsky.social @a23battery.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Anytime I can reduce the number of jars in my fridge, I’m doing it.
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a23battery.bsky.social @a23battery.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Oh yeah, he’s behind a clear barrier with Infantino, who has been at multiple matches with no barrier.
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a23battery.bsky.social @a23battery.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I’ve been watching Telemundo even though I barely understand the commentators. Beats the hell out of what’s on Fox.
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a23battery.bsky.social @a23battery.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
T*ump library will be nothing but years of Highlights magazines with all images of Goofus circled.
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a23battery.bsky.social @a23battery.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Quick! Someone change the locks on the White House while Mango Mussolini is at the World Cup final.
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a23battery.bsky.social @a23battery.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
One bastard at a time.
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a23battery.bsky.social @a23battery.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
How about Villa Alegre and Zoom? 0-21-34!
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a23battery.bsky.social @a23battery.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Time to start that Victory Garden, I suppose. I don’t have a green thumb, but I can learn. One shouldn’t have to gamble with one’s health at the grocery store.
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a23battery.bsky.social @a23battery.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
God’s word is law, after all.
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a23battery.bsky.social @a23battery.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I’m genuinely surprised we heard about Graham.
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a23battery.bsky.social @a23battery.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Just one brain cell in this video, folks. And an adorable one it is, too! I miss my Scotchie.
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a23battery.bsky.social @a23battery.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I made the mistake of cultivating only one deep, meaningful friendship. She took her own life in 2022 and I have been rudderless since. I love my husband, but friends are different, and lifelong friends are irreplaceable. Cherish your friendships, folks.
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a23battery.bsky.social @a23battery.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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Spongebob & Patrick: I'll Be Taking That
ALT: Spongebob & Patrick: I'll Be Taking That
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a23battery.bsky.social @a23battery.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I'll just fly to Charles de Gaulle and stay there, and I know less than basic French. I'll send for my necessaries.
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a23battery.bsky.social @a23battery.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
He knew he was on his way out, so he probably thought “well damn, I won’t be around to have to deal with this anyway, so who cares.”
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a23battery.bsky.social @a23battery.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Oh, I’m sure she’s being willed a fair amount.
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a23battery.bsky.social @a23battery.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I would push my car past any station with this name to fill up at a different station.
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a23battery.bsky.social @a23battery.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The only way I could watch the USMNT is on mute. The USA! chant is like fingernails on a blackboard to me. I think it smacks of fake, unbridled patriotism and toxic masculinity. And I'm an American.
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a23battery.bsky.social @a23battery.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Good Lord, if I’d had the monetary means I’d have left in the first administration. And I’m sure I speak for a lot of us in the US.
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