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Bob Alberti

@a1batross.bsky.social
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Comedian, author, photographer, Internet pioneer (Gopher, RFC1436), MMORPG pioneer (GāmBit MultiSystems). Website albatross.org Banner image is my wife's art at joygrant.art

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Bob Alberti @a1batross.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
This was the post that prompted it
Some rando calls for Her to step down
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Bob Alberti @a1batross.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Maybe someone in the know will be, like, Nah, man, she's pulling the wings off butterflies and grabbing ass in the halls, it's bad. And then I'll have more of an idea what's going on. But "female POC mayor subject of online attack campaign" also seems likely these days.
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Bob Alberti @a1batross.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Because I keep seeing people post that she should step down, which seems like a big ask, and I haven't seen anything substantive about why. Some folks day she sexually harassed someone. Some say she was mean on a video call, which, would they say that if she were a guy? So I'm very skeptical.
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Bob Alberti @a1batross.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I confess almost complete ignorance about Mayor Kaohly Her but I am aware that she's non-white and female, so that automatically raises my skepticism when I hear stories that she's behaving in ways that suggest she should step down. Is she, or is there a lot of bigotry at play? I don't know.
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Bob Alberti @a1batross.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Today's office
Figueiroa Beach looking east towards the Troia peninsulam. Then some kid just came along with a cooler full of hamburger-sized sugar donuts filled with Nutella. I mean, what was I supposed to do?
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Bob Alberti @a1batross.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Meanwhile when the President does it he runs for a third term.
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Bob Alberti @a1batross.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
So DID they have any Grey Poupon?
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Bob Alberti @a1batross.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The Twin Cities own Ellis Delaney used to have the phone number that belonged to Georgeanne youtu.be/H8jJfNfZQg0?...
youtu.be
GeorgeAnne
YouTube video by Ellis - Topic
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Bob Alberti @a1batross.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Wait til you stop caring about fashion! Oh, I see you're WAY ahead of me...
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Bob Alberti @a1batross.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
"Some pig" Agatha posted. Farmer unimpressed.
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Bob Alberti @a1batross.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
One month in Setúbal and Lisbon. This is my life now, this is what I do.
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Bob Alberti @a1batross.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The hackers caused the leaks after Mayor Her sexually harassed them. Of course, that might just be Her-say.
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Bob Alberti @a1batross.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
No plums are safe.
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New-Cleckit Dominie @ncdominie.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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Bob Alberti @a1batross.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
If you see this, quote skeet a pic of yourself in sunglasses
An old man in sunglasses with dirt on his nose squints into the sun
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Bob Alberti @a1batross.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
It doesn't matter if this administration is corrupt if nobody is convicted of corruption. It doesn't matter if Trump makes a billion dollars off self-dealing if he's never impeached and prosecuted for it. Laws ONLY have meaning when there is enforcement for EVERYONE, even -especially- the powerful.
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Bob Alberti @a1batross.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
They don't give a damn about those things, they only care about controlling women as if they were livestock.
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Bob Alberti @a1batross.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Watching over the Sado Estuary from my post atop Castelo do Felipe
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Bob Alberti @a1batross.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
My mom hurled a Boomer high!
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Bob Alberti @a1batross.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I dunno man, I think that WAS they ghost of Micheal Jacksen
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Bob Alberti @a1batross.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Ooh, wait till she finds out about FTL...
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Bob Alberti @a1batross.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Mannequins disrespecting Madison cops find out.
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Bob Alberti @a1batross.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I've seen that episode of Star Trek! It involves the transporter and it doesn't end well for him, but at the end McCoy makes a wry observation and Spock raises an eyebrow.
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Bob Alberti @a1batross.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Oh, have a good one. I posted something in 2011, and it went viral under a completely fictitious name, then was later attributed to a former Canadian prime minister. If you Google the first sentence you can find all sorts of things, including T-shirts and posters. I haven't seen a dime of that!
My original 2011 post about "a man fills his apartment with newspapers." I was trying to describe that immense wealth is really no more than a hoarding disorder. The quote as I first saw it, FREQUENTLY, online. First attributed to "B. Lester" and later with "FREE YOUR MIND and THINK" adding its tag. Final form - attributed to a former Prime Minister of Canada.
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Bob Alberti @a1batross.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I've always thought it weird that on my first trip to England I got this close to the Queen Mother. Her car actually brushed my leg pushing thru the crowd. There are British people go their whole lives and don't get this close to a royal, and here I am in England for less than a week.
The Queen Mother holds a transparent dome umbrella and waves as she exits her car
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Bob Alberti @a1batross.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Because the mainstream media has been backing Trump since he rode down the escalator.
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David Brauer @dbrauer.net · 22/07/2026
Here’s an outrageous story about how Jacob Frey’s administration treats an immigrant they claim not to discriminate against, effectively doing the administration’s bidding & then dummying up for the media. www.startribune.com/immigration-...
startribune.com
Immigration services misspelled his name. Then Minneapolis fired him.
The termination of Public Works employee Darley Herrera has driven a wedge between city hall and the Laborers Union.
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Bob Alberti @a1batross.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
How to be a piece of shit as an organization: Panera Bread 1) Pester me with "Where have you been!?*" marketing emails 2) When I try to unsubscribe, pretend an error happened and don't. Repeat regularly. *Answer: I moved overseas.
Subject line of pestering marketing email reading "Hey Bob! Where have you been?"Error message "Sorry, your preferences failed to save." which I have gotten for the past several months.
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Bob Alberti @a1batross.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
It seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Bob Alberti @a1batross.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Chaka Khan was already such a legend that Prince wrote her name into a song in *1979*! Here she is still making magic almost 50 years later.
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Bob Alberti @a1batross.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
She was done, and remained so.
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Bob Alberti @a1batross.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
His supporters fall to understand that he literally doesn't give a shit about them. There is no one else in Trump's world but Trump. From Herman Cain to Andrew Tate to Rudy to Ivanka and Barron and Melania, he wouldn't stop to piss on ANY of them if they were on fire. Trump only cares about Trump
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Bob Alberti @a1batross.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I mean, how hard can it be to find Mitch McConnell? Wherever he is, whatever condition he's in, he's not gonna be running.
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Bob Alberti @a1batross.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
That rabbit won't see me coming!
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Bob Alberti @a1batross.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I told you, "Don't taunt wizards!"
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Bob Alberti @a1batross.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Today is Bastille Day, something to think about as you read more stories of citizens murdered with impunity by government agents.
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Bob Alberti @a1batross.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Today is Bastille Day, which could be what justice ends up looking like.
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Bob Alberti @a1batross.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
US civics class builds scale model.
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Bob Alberti @a1batross.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Ready for Y2K! It was WHEN?
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Bob Alberti @a1batross.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
This is SUPPOSED to be a democracy. The nation's leaders work for US. And when they, or their flunkies, are murdering citizens in the streets, they MUST be removed from power. Instead the President embezzles BILLIONS and Congress shrugs. So, each citizen, what are YOU gonna do about these murders?
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Bob Alberti @a1batross.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Downtown Lisbon, Saturday morning
Peeling windows with ironwork rails and colored tiles in Lisbon
A street in Lisbon with a cafe
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Bob Alberti @a1batross.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Downtown Lisbon, Saturday morning
Peeling windows with ironwork rails and colored tiles in Lisbon
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Bob Alberti @a1batross.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Different colors in Lisbon tonight, but the Vasco da Gama bridge looms overhead.
The Vasco da Gama bridge looms over the LxFactory market in Lisbon
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Bob Alberti @a1batross.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Homer Simpson Finds His Best Friend Babe
ALT: Homer Simpson Finds His Best Friend Babe
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Bob Alberti @a1batross.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
ICE murdered two of your citizens in the street on your watch. I suppose you're doing something, but I don't know what. Take steps! Maybe withhold tax payments to the Federal government? Maybe you go carry a freakin' sign in front of the White House? Or drive a bulldozer into the Whipple building?
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Bob Alberti @a1batross.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Carnac: "Is the swamp drained yet?"
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Bob Alberti @a1batross.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Spent the day buying and eating fresh fish, fruits, and vegetables and walking along the seashore. When the asteroid hits it will be my fault for building up all this Murphy's Law potential energy...
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Bob Alberti @a1batross.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Your moment of Zen
Looking at Troia across the Sado Estuary at sunset
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Bob Alberti @a1batross.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
"Dinsdale? DINSDALE!"
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Bob Alberti @a1batross.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Parasportsball
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