A Writer's Touch @a-writers-touch.bsky.social · 17/09/2025You all eat cake and life happily ever after. 020
A Writer's Touch @a-writers-touch.bsky.social · 17/09/2025"SURPRISE!! 🎊🥳" His wife and kids come out from behind the plastic wrap door wearing party hats and holding a beautiful cake with your name on it. They all scream when they see their dad dead on the floor. "It was just a joke, you monster!", the wife screams. 100
A Writer's Touch @a-writers-touch.bsky.social · 17/09/2025*Your vision goes blurry and you wake up tied to a plastic wrapped table. 100
A Writer's Touch @a-writers-touch.bsky.social · 17/09/2025Not good enough. Would you accept his cookies?? 100
A Writer's Touch @a-writers-touch.bsky.social · 17/09/2025What can I say? This's just wholesome.media.tenor.coma kitten is sitting on a piece of bread and saying `` i am ready '' .ALT: a kitten is sitting on a piece of bread and saying `` i am ready '' . 110
A Writer's Touch @a-writers-touch.bsky.social · 16/09/2025I was actually thinking of using that one, but it wasn't funny so... 010
A Writer's Touch @a-writers-touch.bsky.social · 16/09/2025P.O.V: You've just walked in on the most evil and violent character imaginable baking you a fresh batch of his famous cookies. Do you accept his gift? Maybe he's a changed bear? 110
A Writer's Touch @a-writers-touch.bsky.social · 16/09/2025A cup of coffee voiced by Seth Rogan would make the funniest fucking show! 020
A Writer's Touch @a-writers-touch.bsky.social · 16/09/2025Oi, Love?! 'ho creamed in my tangerine?! I'm not even av'n a laugh roight now! This is fucking descusting!! You've gone too far!!! 120
A Writer's Touch @a-writers-touch.bsky.social · 16/09/2025Playing a based bass with a sweet fucking spider friend? It doesn't get any better than that.media.tenor.coma spider is crawling on top of a video game controllerALT: a spider is crawling on top of a video game controller 100
A Writer's Touch @a-writers-touch.bsky.social · 16/09/2025I don't know how to respond to this. I think you've finally won. I guess all I can do now is delete my account and...media.tenor.coma boy with black hair is looking down with a city in the background .ALT: a boy with black hair is looking down with a city in the background . 110
A Writer's Touch @a-writers-touch.bsky.social · 09/09/2025Typical gays, always fisting themselves in public! 100
A Writer's Touch @a-writers-touch.bsky.social · 31/08/2025If that's the devil than call me a sinner! AWOOOOGA!! 110
A Writer's Touch @a-writers-touch.bsky.social · 18/08/2025Jon Tron left game grumps after Arin refused to make funny jokes. Luckily, he met Dan - who also refused to make funny jokes - and the rest is history. 020
A Writer's Touch @a-writers-touch.bsky.social · 18/08/2025Uhh... is that the imperial Japanese flag in the background?? 010
A Writer's Touch @a-writers-touch.bsky.social · 18/08/2025I'm going to Kermit 2nd degree sexual assault. 020
A Writer's Touch @a-writers-touch.bsky.social · 18/08/2025Link did 9/11! He used Stasis on a boeing 747 mid air and smacked it a bunch in the direction of the twin towers. When time started again... america would never be the same again. 020
A Writer's Touch @a-writers-touch.bsky.social · 03/08/2025*The rest of the supremacists look at you, then to each other. They all shrug before swiftly turning their guns on you and BLOWING you into a pile of guts, shells, and a shitty hair piece. 100
A Writer's Touch @a-writers-touch.bsky.social · 03/08/2025"You gotta be brave, not a slave." -Lao Tzu 000
A Writer's Touch @a-writers-touch.bsky.social · 03/08/2025I'll ask you one more time... *Cocks shot gun again, waisting shell. ...what kind of american are you? 110
A Writer's Touch @a-writers-touch.bsky.social · 03/08/2025media.tenor.coma lizard wearing googly eyes is sitting on a blanket on a bedALT: a lizard wearing googly eyes is sitting on a blanket on a bed 000
A Writer's Touch @a-writers-touch.bsky.social · 03/08/2025*everyone pauses, looks at you. *I point my gun at you, sceptical. You got black in you, boy? 200
A Writer's Touch @a-writers-touch.bsky.social · 03/08/2025Get out of here, libtard! We're take'n this shit to Auschwitz!! Whooo!!!! 111
A Writer's Touch @a-writers-touch.bsky.social · 03/08/2025Not when your brain eating itself, dumbass. 100
A Writer's Touch @a-writers-touch.bsky.social · 03/08/2025*My beautiful black wife flips the table for cover, rips off a GUN taped to the bottom. You just fucked with the wrong family, MOTHER FUCKER!!! 110
A Writer's Touch @a-writers-touch.bsky.social · 03/08/2025It is when it's not happening to me!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 000
A Writer's Touch @a-writers-touch.bsky.social · 03/08/2025After 60 years, my family has finally escaped the ghettos created by the FHA's corrupt red lining. How dare you!? Well guess what?? *cocks gun We're not going back without a fight! 100
A Writer's Touch @a-writers-touch.bsky.social · 03/08/2025Don't judge his joke to harshly guys. When your 90 years old with dementia, it's kinda hard to think of anything funny. 200
A Writer's Touch @a-writers-touch.bsky.social · 03/08/2025media.tenor.coma close up of a cartoon character wearing a purple shirt and holding a cup .ALT: a close up of a cartoon character wearing a purple shirt and holding a cup . 000
A Writer's Touch @a-writers-touch.bsky.social · 03/08/2025Goddamn it! Grampa found your bluesky account again. 020
A Writer's Touch @a-writers-touch.bsky.social · 03/08/2025I know right!! Have you seen what Biden's done to the country in the last six months?! 110
A Writer's Touch @a-writers-touch.bsky.social · 03/08/2025This is why you've never been on twitch for more than two minutes at a time. 020
A Writer's Touch @a-writers-touch.bsky.social · 03/08/2025You come into our chat... stinking of shit... 100
A Writer's Touch @a-writers-touch.bsky.social · 03/08/2025I cant even make a joke here. Those are in fact... two gattos. 020
A Writer's Touch @a-writers-touch.bsky.social · 28/07/2025Imagine if Elton john came down to earth instead of E.T. 120
A Writer's Touch @a-writers-touch.bsky.social · 13/07/2025Heh! nice drawing, LOSER!! -1 hour later when we're alone- Bro, I really did mean what I said back there-- your drawing is awesome. I just that... I have to put on a show in front of the guys, you know? I hope you understand. 110
A Writer's Touch @a-writers-touch.bsky.social · 09/07/2025Are you seriously making a joke out of two people's death?! 010
A Writer's Touch @a-writers-touch.bsky.social · 09/07/2025He doesn't count! He's got that beautiful brown blood in him! 020
A Writer's Touch @a-writers-touch.bsky.social · 09/07/2025Ok, maybe not Boss Baby ONE, But it would top Boss Baby 2 for sure. 010
