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The Apostate

@a-pasta-sea.bsky.social
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Basic middle-aged suburban white dude and ex-Christian with a secular interest in the Bible. Gridiron, fútbol, sci-fi, history, Xennial pop culture. Lefty in both dominant hand and politics.

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The Apostate @a-pasta-sea.bsky.social · 8h
Do Ancient Near East law codes offer some insight into how to deal with AI companies when their product harms people?
Exodus 21:28-29
New Revised Standard Version Updated Edition

Laws concerning Property

28 “When an ox gores a man or a woman to death, the ox shall be stoned, and its flesh shall not be eaten, but the owner of the ox shall not be liable. 29 If the ox has been accustomed to gore in the past and its owner has been warned but did not restrain it, and it kills a man or a woman, the ox shall be stoned, and its owner also shall be put to death.
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The Apostate @a-pasta-sea.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I guess I'm in the 1% that doesn't want to import any more tech broligarchs raised in white supremacist regimes.
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The Apostate @a-pasta-sea.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I often wish Democratic politicians were and did what Republican politicians accuse them of being and doing.
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The Apostate @a-pasta-sea.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Huh. I guess Saturn 3 will no longer be Harvey Keitel's worst film role.
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The Apostate @a-pasta-sea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fox News reports that Trump made a claim and then Trump reports that Fox News made the claim.
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The Apostate @a-pasta-sea.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Folks in Atlanta all bundled up trying to manifest autumn like it's not gonna be 87 degrees again next week.
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The Apostate @a-pasta-sea.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Skipped chapter 5, Pete: "Woe to those who call evil good and good evil...Woe to those who are wise in their own eyes and shrewd in their own sight! Woe to those who are heroes in drinking wine and valiant at mixing drink, who acquit the guilty for a bribe and deprive the innocent of their rights!"
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The Apostate @a-pasta-sea.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I like to try to figure out what combination of evil and stupid various Republicans fit into. Fine fits easily into the mostly evil category. He absolutely knows massive reduced consumer spending would be bad for the US economy.
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The Apostate @a-pasta-sea.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A clockmaker gives a banker some perspective and receives a promotion.
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The Apostate @a-pasta-sea.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Jon Ossoff really was just like: "...Natalie."
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Wynonna Earp Grenade Toss Scene
Alt: Wynonna Earp Grenade Toss Scene
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The Apostate @a-pasta-sea.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I asked a chatbot if Susan Collins had ever cast the deciding vote in the Senate against the rest of the GOP. It said "yes" and then gave me a bunch of examples where either her vote didn't matter or was the deciding vote in favor.
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I Don't Know What I Expected: Stoic Reaction
Alt: I Don't Know What I Expected: Stoic Reaction
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The Apostate @a-pasta-sea.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
"Conan, what is best in life?" "To crush the rentier capitalists, seize the means of production, and to hear the lamentations of the bourgeoisie."
Conan the Barbarian
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The Apostate @a-pasta-sea.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Chatted for just under 20 minutes with Senator McConnell today
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Macumba Ritual Gathering
Alt: Macumba Ritual Gathering
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The Apostate @a-pasta-sea.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
When the automatic feeder doesn't go off for another hour, but you're already hungry
Cat in front of automatic feeder
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The Apostate @a-pasta-sea.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Infamous parody redneck Gator fans with speech bubble
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The Apostate @a-pasta-sea.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Cabo Verde heading into that knockout match vs Argentina like
Bane vs guy in pink meme
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The Apostate @a-pasta-sea.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Curaçao wins a 0-0 draw
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The Apostate @a-pasta-sea.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you.
Voyagers!
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The Apostate @a-pasta-sea.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
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Vanilla Ice Eyebrow Raise
Alt: Vanilla Ice reacting incredulously with an eyebrow raise
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The Apostate @a-pasta-sea.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
LOL at the irony of calling your show "Comics Unleashed" and insisting it will be apolitical.
Starting Friday, CBS will replace The Late Show with Stephen Colbert with Comics Unleashed, the long-running syndicated talk show hosted by the new BuzzFeed owner and CEO, Byron Allen. The media executive is leasing the coveted timeslot from CBS, insisting the comedy on his show will be apolitical.
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The Apostate @a-pasta-sea.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
“It was like Gettysburg,” he said. “But this time the right side won.” This quote always serves as a nice reminder of the white supremacist roots of the SBC.
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The Apostate @a-pasta-sea.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Breaking Good: The Dennis Wise Story, a spinoff from The Wire
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a man with a beard says the game ain 't in me no more none of it .
Alt: a man with a beard says the game ain 't in me no more none of it .
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The Apostate @a-pasta-sea.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
"I put no politics or social commentary into my stories at all." He's either lying or ignorant. He may not *intentionally* insert politics or social commentary and it may not be *overt*, but it's there. That the author may not even recognize it is, itself, political and social commentary.
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The Apostate @a-pasta-sea.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Not a scholar of either field, but ISTM Biblical and Constitutional interpretation frequently share a lot in common. Perhaps because no text has inherent/intrinsic meaning. Meaning has to be imposed. And these texts are given immense weight in validating (or rubber-stamping) social power in the US.
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The Apostate @a-pasta-sea.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
theonion.com/god-answers-...
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God Answers Prayers Of Paralyzed Little Boy
‘No,’ Says God
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The Apostate @a-pasta-sea.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Why are we bothering with the Strait of Hormuz when we could simply do this?
Map of the Strait of Hormuz with the phrases "build more solar" and "use less petroleum" across the area where some dumbass proposed a canal.
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The Apostate @a-pasta-sea.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.
Shmendrick the magician from The Last Unicorn
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The Apostate @a-pasta-sea.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
What they say in their email: "I hope all is well." What I read: "I use Copilot for my work emails. Here's some fluff."
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The Apostate @a-pasta-sea.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Can't help wondering if a similar conversation happened within the Trump cabinet.
Meme with Lindsay and Tobias from Arrested Development discussing trying an open relationship

Lindsay: Well, did it work for those people?

Tobias: No, it never does. I mean, these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might, but... but it might work for us.
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The Apostate @a-pasta-sea.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Dear NATO: Nothin' lasts forever And we both know hearts can change
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The Apostate @a-pasta-sea.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Forget Tom Cruise. The real Tig Notaro doppelganger is Billy Joe Armstrong.
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The Apostate @a-pasta-sea.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
I block accounts that share misinformation and fail to remove or address it when corrected in the comments. Everyone falls for bullshit sometimes. Not owning up to it tells me you're a willing participant and bad faith actor. I don't need that on my feed.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
www.popehat.com/p/we-should-...
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We Should Talk About The Morality of Political Violence
What Are The Best Moral Arguments Against It?
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The Apostate @a-pasta-sea.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Ted Cruz on his way to Cancun
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The Apostate @a-pasta-sea.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
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a man in a suit and tie is talking into a microphone and smiling
Alt: Jimmy Carter, who had to endure the phenomenon mentioned in the quoted post
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The Apostate @a-pasta-sea.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
"The murder of the citizenry by agents of the state will continue until you stop complaining about the murder of the citizenry by agents of the state."
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The Apostate @a-pasta-sea.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
My It's a Wonderful Life take is that the classic SNL parody "lost ending" is a legit good ending. youtu.be/vw89o0afb2A?...
youtu.be
It's a Wonderful Life: The Lost Ending - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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Dan McClellan @maklelan.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Hey, everybody! From now until the 28th, the ebook version of The Bible Says So is only $2.99! You can access it from several different stores here: us.macmillan.com/books/978125...
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The Apostate @a-pasta-sea.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
I'm an atheist, but if God exists there are two things I'm certain of about him: 1. He enjoys punishing the Aggies. 2. He likes making different kinds of beetles.
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The Apostate @a-pasta-sea.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
This is what Han Solo wanted to call the Millennium Falcon but Chewbacca talked him out of it.
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The Apostate @a-pasta-sea.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Yes, the FBI does a very good job of tracking down alleged perpetrators when a family member turns them in.
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The Apostate @a-pasta-sea.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
So ICE and CBP have plans to raid churches over the holidays? Hey American Evangelicals, I found some of that Christian persecution y'all are always on about.
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The Apostate @a-pasta-sea.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
My paw paw voted for Mamdani, God rest his soul.
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The Apostate @a-pasta-sea.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Had a trick-or-treater come to the door last night in an inflatable Among Us astronaut costume. I told him he looked kinda sus. He did not laugh.
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The Apostate @a-pasta-sea.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Play again? Are you kidding? This game sucks!
Screenshot of my 5/16 score with button that says "Play again."
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The Apostate @a-pasta-sea.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
So he's directing the CDC to quixotically tilt at windmills. We live in a simulation.
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The Apostate @a-pasta-sea.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Hard to believe the guy who named his military industrial surveillance company after devices that were notoriously unreliable guides to action at best and weapons for evil at worst lacks media literacy.
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The Apostate @a-pasta-sea.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Not surprised that the generation that grew up breathing the highest concentrations of literal toxicity can't recognize the metaphorical kind.
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The Apostate @a-pasta-sea.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
"Evil does seek to maintain power by suppressing the truth." -Spock, And the Children Shall Lead, S3E4 TOS Wishing a logical Spocktober to all who celebrate. Live long and prosper.
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The Apostate @a-pasta-sea.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Virginia's QB: "The glory goes to God." I'm glad to know God hates FSU as much as I do.
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