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@a-clever-locust.bsky.social
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   — THOSE WHO AREN’T SMART, DIE!!

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: || KO-GUY!! @a-clever-locust.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
( His wings flutter rapidly now, clapping. ) YAY!! OKAY, WE CAN HAVE IRON SOUP. I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA, I JUST WANTED TO HEAR YOU ADMIT THAT I’M CLEVER!
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: || KO-GUY!! @a-clever-locust.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
YOU WEREN’T THERE?? THEN HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ME? ( I’m sorry he’s like this. ) . . . OH! RIGHT… YU… CHI? YU-CHI, YES?
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: || KO-GUY!! @a-clever-locust.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
( Shaking his head profusely!! While still sniffling. ) NO!!! I’M!!! NOT…!!! WHY WOULD YOU CARE?!
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: || KO-GUY!! @a-clever-locust.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
BECAUSE… YOU’RE GREEN. AND I’M GREEN. ISN’T THAT A COOL CO… IN… CO-IN-CI-DENSE? ( He points at her and then at himself. )
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: || KO-GUY!! @a-clever-locust.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
// ok. Reply time so I don’t get Butchered (reasonably so)
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: || KO-GUY!! @a-clever-locust.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
// apologies for my disappearance… I spent like 3 days just replaying deltarune for chapter 5 and beat it like 2 days ago or so. incredible…
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: || KO-GUY!! @a-clever-locust.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
// very very scary
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: || KO-GUY!! @a-clever-locust.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
// evil thoughts have Been telling me to muse a pokemon character
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: || KO-GUY!! @a-clever-locust.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
// go, my volcano head
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|| “Mt. Fuji”! @disaster-flames.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
⠀ It doesn’t have to be me specifically who is smiling in the end. ⠀
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: || KO-GUY!! @a-clever-locust.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
// first watch is crazy. there’s still a lot of popular animes I gotta watch but I’ll focus on jjba and bleach for now (and a bit of Evangelion but I’m rewatching that rather than watching for the first time)
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: || KO-GUY!! @a-clever-locust.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
// okay, anyways! jjba has been fun and certainly Bizarre
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: || KO-GUY!! @a-clever-locust.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
// ok maybe like /hj because i absolutely hate having to ingrain a map into my head or having to go through the same annoying ass area with annoying ass enemies just to go to either an old area or a new area with annoying enemies
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: || KO-GUY!! @a-clever-locust.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
// this game has made me realize my secret disdain for metroidvanias /j
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: || KO-GUY!! @a-clever-locust.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
// how it feels to think about playing hollow knight: 😆 // how it feels to actually play hollow knight:
static.klipy.com
Ishowspeed Meme Speed Angry
ALT: Ishowspeed Meme Speed Angry
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: || KO-GUY!! @a-clever-locust.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
// (^ is either going to watch more jjba or do Something Else entirely)
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: || KO-GUY!! @a-clever-locust.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
// okay, let me work on Some Very Important work.
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: || KO-GUY!! @a-clever-locust.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
// the randomly annunciating a word’s syllables seems to be the main one. Kill me if there’s any more
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: || KO-GUY!! @a-clever-locust.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
// I’m realizing that there are some interesting quirks about this guy that I randomly gave him that he doesn’t have in the series 😭
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: || KO-GUY!! @a-clever-locust.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
WELL, GREENS MUST STICK TOGETHER, NO? LIKE VEGE-TABLES. MAYBE WE CAN EVEN CALL EACH OTHER DIFFERENT TYPES OF GREENS.
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: || KO-GUY!! @a-clever-locust.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
IT WAS RHETORICAL… ( Sniffling. Surprised he even knows what that means. )
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: || KO-GUY!! @a-clever-locust.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
// YES. I’m already attached to him, I gotta admit it.
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: || KO-GUY!! @a-clever-locust.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
// I should make a new pinned but I hate whenever I timeline spam
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‍‍‍ ‍‍‍ 𝓗𝑨𝑵𝑨𝑴𝑰 . @handle.invalid · 21/06/2026
Bro thinks he is on the team 😂😂😂
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: || KO-GUY!! @a-clever-locust.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
// ^ insane idiot talking to himself
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: || KO-GUY!! @a-clever-locust.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
// and then it’s just like Kashimo or sum
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: || KO-GUY!! @a-clever-locust.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
// speaking of disaster curses… heh… I think you all will find my next account to be quite… interesting… heh…
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: || KO-GUY!! @a-clever-locust.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
SEE, YOU’RE BEING UNNECESSARILY MEAN AND RUDE AGAIN. I DON’T REMEMBER US FIGHTING AND YOU JUST INSULT ME!! WHO KNEW HUMANS COULD BE SO CRUEL?!
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: || KO-GUY!! @a-clever-locust.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
// no mahito though because I hate him and want him to eat sand /j
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: || KO-GUY!! @a-clever-locust.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
// the disaster curses with ko-guy
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: || KO-GUY!! @a-clever-locust.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
// if there ends up being an account for like, all the disaster curses but like, good or whatever, it’d be really fucking funny if it’s like “and also Ko-guy’s here!”
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: || KO-GUY!! @a-clever-locust.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
( Nodding profusely. ) YES. ALSO, YOU HAVE A CERTAIN ENERGY TO YOU THAT IS SCARY! AND YOU’RE GREEN. … WAIT, I ALREADY MENTIONED THAT—
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: || KO-GUY!! @a-clever-locust.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
“SCARY GREEN” FITS BETTER BUT “MEAN GREEN” RHYMES.
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: || KO-GUY!! @a-clever-locust.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I THINK I’LL CALL THAT LADY “MEAN GREEN”.
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: || KO-GUY!! @a-clever-locust.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
SHI-BOO-YA?! WHAT?! DO YOU THINK I AM STUPID? I DON’T REMEMBER SEEING YOU.
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: || KO-GUY!! @a-clever-locust.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
( !!! ) UH!! UM!!!! BECAUSE WE’RE… BOTH GREEN! GREENS STICK TOGETHER. LIKE TWO PEAS IN A POD.
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: || KO-GUY!! @a-clever-locust.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
// not in a bad way, it’s just that I didn’t think the show would already be this absurd 😭
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: || KO-GUY!! @a-clever-locust.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
// i watched the first four episodes of jjba last night anf good lord
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: || KO-GUY!! @a-clever-locust.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I DON’T REMEMBER THAT? ARE YOU LYING? I DON’T LIKE LIARS. I EAT LIARS!
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𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐋 @hana-kurusu.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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: || KO-GUY!! @a-clever-locust.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
??? HOW AM I GUILT TRIPPING. YOU’RE THE ONE BEING RUDE FOR NO REASON.
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: || KO-GUY!! @a-clever-locust.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
SEE? YOU’RE NOT EVEN DENYING IT. YOU CAN’T HIDE THE TRUTH FROM ME BECAUSE I AM!! SMART!!
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: || KO-GUY!! @a-clever-locust.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
IT DOESN’T? WHY NOT? IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE TO ME.
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Satoru Gojo @h0nored0ne.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
/are they yaoi
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: || KO-GUY!! @a-clever-locust.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
( His wings flutter. ) REALLY? DO YOU REALLY MEAN IT?
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: || KO-GUY!! @a-clever-locust.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
( <- Had an ominous, instinctual feeling that something very, very bad would happen if he tried anything. ) I AM GLAD I CLEVERLY ASSESSED YOU INSTEAD OF JUST LEAPING IN TO BITE YOU LIKE I ORIGINALLY PLANNED.
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: || KO-GUY!! @a-clever-locust.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
OH! WAIT! I GET IT. YOU MUST BE JEALOUS OF MY CLEVERNESS!!
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: || KO-GUY!! @a-clever-locust.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
YOU’RE THE ONE BEING MEAN TO ME… ( He’d be frowning right now. If they could. )
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: || KO-GUY!! @a-clever-locust.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
ARE YOU SURE? MAYBE IF WE BOTH THINK ABOUT IT HARD ENOUGH, WE CAN REMEMBER TOGETHER!!
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