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Connar Green

@Xencraft.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy
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Unremarkable Irish physicist and mathematician, local nuisance, and somewhat obscure harbinger of the paranormal. 🌉 bridged from ⁂ universeodon.com/@Xencraft, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Connar Green @xencraft.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 05/08/2026
For everyone over the bridge
A mastodon post by Connar Green that reads as follows: "(while sorting books in my living room)
Evan: (reading an old copy of playboy) Hey squish, do you think they make vapes shaped like pipes?
Anna: (looking over Evans shoulder) Maybe, I don’t think is your aesthetic though…wow, they are so low…Hey doc, is Ms. Yuuko feeling better yet? I have questions about fashion in the aughts, but they’re girl specific.
Me: Afraid she is still resting. (Shines black light on the magazine)
Both: *shrieks*
Me: Don’t handle those without gloves. Alright Michale what’s the total?
Michale: We collected a grand total of 225 books/magazines before council pick us up. So far 110 of those are secret world specific and need to go the archive. 40 are eldritch/magical and those go into your personal library, 50 are headed to the thrift store and then we got another 12 magazines which are going to get recycled and then 13 that we want to keep. Including this bitchin ghost in the shell manga.
Shawn:…oooh fuckin sweet, a whole book of monster titties.
Me: Are they photos or drawing?
Shawn:…(hangs head) photos.
Me: In the archive in pile. Don’t worry lad, it looks like someone threw out an anime stash, so you’re not going away empty handed.
Shawn: (nodding his head) Class."
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Connar Green @xencraft.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 03/08/2026
For everyone over the bridge
A mastodon post by Connar green that reads "Fae Lord: So Tuatha Dé, why should I return the children, your kind have built a “Data Center” in my field, so why shouldn’t I keep their children as payment.
Me: You have violated your oath; you have taken things from the realm of man.
Fae Lord: I don’t see it that way; the realm of men has wronged me, and I have extracted a price in return.
Me: Ahh but how can a fool determine what he is owed.
Fae Lord: Me…a fool? So, you wish to riddle for the children then Tuatha Dé.
Me: Aye, (phone begins ringing) …one sec I got to take this. Hello?
CoV envoy: Dr. Green?
Me: Speaking.
CoV envoy: This is envoy Kerry from the Council of Venice, your wife.
Me: Girlfriend.
CoV envoy: Your relationship on her emergency contact form is listed as “Dragon Senpai”
Fae Lord: *stifled laughter*
Me: Shut up!
CoV envoy: Anyway, she appears to be experiencing a book related psychotic episode, she was leading a group of teens through the streets of Dublin collecting discarded books to “save them”. When questioned the teens identified themselves as “the cult of the candy witch” can you clarify what that means?
Me: It’s a long story, is she safe?
CoV envoy: Resting for the moment.
Me: I will be down as soon as possible; I need to finish something first. (Hangs up).
Fae Lord: Shall we resume this another time… Dragon Senpai.
Me: Ordaím ceann duit a itheann caora lofa! Tabhair ar ais an rud a thóg tú agus ná cuir isteach ar an ríocht seo arís!
(the Fae Lord is pulled into nothingness, that soon fades to a construction site in an open field where a group of children are standing in their pajamas)
Child: where…where am I?
Me: You were sleepwalking lad, I am going to call the Gardaí to take you home and there is ice cream for everyone if you stay put while I take care of an emergency."
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Connar Green @xencraft.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 12/05/2026
For everyone across the bridge
Part 1 of a mastodon post by Connar Green that reads. Me: (turning off the tv)…Lads, we need to have a talk.
Cult of the Candy witch: (instinctively point at one another)
Me: Stop that! No one is in trouble! This is about you finishing your education and going off to university, now there is a rumor going around that the Candy Witch is going to be at your graduation.
Evan: Really!?
Me: Yes Really, now, you know that she is proud of you lot and everything you have accomplished and she is happy for you, but the thought of you leaving for university is going to break her heart.
Michael:…The Candy Witch is going to cry?
Me: The Candy Witch is going to cry, a lot, and it’s going to take months to put her back together.
Shawn: What if we don’t go to university, will that fix it?
Me: No lad that will make things worse, this kind of pain is just part of shepherding a group of kids through the secret world. It’s going to hit her hard because you’re her first set. So, what I want each of you to do is make a gift for her, so that she has something to remember you by.
Anna: Are you giving us a quest on behalf of the Candy Witch?
Me: This is not a quest.
Evan: This sounds like a quest.
Me: THIS IS NOT A QUEST! You just need to make her something nice.Part 2 of a mastodon post by Connar Green that reads. Me: (turning off the tv)…Lads, we need to have a talk.
Shawn: Can it be a portrait?
Me: Yes. Provided there is no nudity, no anime titties, no monster titties, no goth titties, or Frazetta titties (or asses).
Shawn: Doc, that’s like my entire artistic repertoire.
Me: If you need help, get at least two non-magical women (not Evan’s mom!) to evaluate your work for appropriateness before giving it to the Candy Witch. I am begging you lad, please do not make this weird.
Evan:…Hey doc, you said that we are the Candy Witch’s first batch of supernatural adjacent kids, right?
Me: Right.
Evan: So...what number are we for you?
Me: *thinking* Depending on how I count the Mystery Inc kids, you are either 13 or 17.
Evan: Wow...is this what dogs feel like when they learn that there were other dogs before them?
Me: *Sighs*
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Connar Green @xencraft.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 25/12/2025
Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night.
A cozy living room decorated for Christmas. There is a beautifully decorated Christmas tree with colorful lights, a fireplace with stockings hanging from it, and a row of glowing Santa Claus figurines on a table. The room is dimly lit, creating a warm and inviting atmosphere.
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Connar Green @xencraft.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 13/12/2025
Normally around this time of year, I like to take Yuuko and her parents to a Medieval Banquet that they put on in Dublin. But this year, it seems the folks in charge are not doing it. So instead, I went took them to bosca bialainne (the box diner) and got Christmas sandwiches. 9/10 kind of night.
A grilled sandwich with ham, turkey, cheese, and stuffing that has been cut in half, one half is placed on top of the other and the two held together by a wood pick. On the plate there is also a basket of chips (fries) and cup of gravy.
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Connar Green @xencraft.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 11/12/2025
This is your periodic reminder
A vector graphic of Indiana Jones punching a Nazi, below a stylized logo that says, "Punching Nazis is always cool"
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Connar Green @xencraft.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2025
On his way to steal your girl.
A black Xenomorph figure, built from LEGO riding a light blue and white scooter. The figure is posed to look like it's driving the scooter, with its long, articulated limbs on the handlebars and its feet on the footrests. The scooter itself has a classic, retro design, similar to a Vespa. Attached to the back of the scooter is a small container or basket holding a miniature pot with a few yellow flowers. The whole scene is set on a wooden table. The background is a plain wall with a light texture.
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Connar Green @xencraft.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 04/09/2025
Same energy
a chaotic and unsettling crowd of goblins from the 1986 film Labyrinth. They have exaggerated, misshapen features and a wild, disheveled look. Many of them have wide, bulging eyes that are either bright red or a yellowish-orange, giving them a demonic or crazed appearance. Their faces are contorted into a variety of expressions, from aggressive snarls and grins to wide-eyed shock and confusion, their skin looks lumpy, wrinkled, and wart-covered, with some having matted, messy hair.Detailed, hand-drawn by Tristan Jones depicting a dense, chaotic pile of Xenomorphs. They are packed tightly together, creating a nightmarish wall of bodies. They all have Elongated, smooth, and mostly featureless skulls, bodies with a skeletal, biomechanical design and a set of sharp, predatory teeth visible in their mouths.
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Connar Green @xencraft.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 19/08/2025
Its a shame that there is not more media based around Irish mythology.
A tumbler post by Aruglaeater that reads: There is also early Irish literature about female pissing contests. In the story "Aided Derbforgaill" several women compete to see who can urinate deepest into a pile of snow. The winner is Derbforgaill, wife of Lugaid Riab nDerg, but the other women attack her out of jealousy and mutilate her by gouging out her eyes and cutting off her nose, ears, and hair, resulting in her death. Her husband Lugaid also dies, from grief, and Cu Chulainn avenges the deaths by demolishing a house with the women inside, killing 150 #normal
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Connar Green @xencraft.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 28/07/2025
Figures that the year I am not there, they decide to bring all the cool stuff.
A xenomorph perched on top of a Weyland-Yutani crate at the Alien Earth exhibit at Comic Con, the xenomorph is glaring at the camera like an angry cat.The wreckage of the USCSS Maginot at the Alien Earth exhibit at Comic Con.Dek’s trophy case at the Predator Badlands exhibit at Comic Con. It contains several human or humanoid skulls, along with skulls of several other unknown aliens. On the far right is the skull of a T. Rex.A sculpture of Bruce the shark from Jaws in front of 3 yellow fishing barrels, he has a reflective sphere in his mouth, allowing guests to take pictures of themselves inside his mouth. To the immediate left of the sculpture is a Jaws 50th anniversary pinball game.
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Connar Green @xencraft.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 26/06/2025
@gracelessexit.bsky.social Sorry about that Kate, If it makes you feel any better a Centaurs dealing in stolen Celtic artifacts did kick me in the face today and if that doesn't put a little spring your step I also found this
A poem titled the Woodchuck:
The woodchuck in my backyard
Doesn't trust me.
& He is right.
Because the first chance I get
I'm goanna put this tiny witch hat on him.
Stupid piece of shit.
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Connar Green @xencraft.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 26/06/2025
@gracelessexit.bsky.social I have shown this to Tuk, he responded by letting out a sigh that sounded both disappointed in humanity and yet unsurprised, a sentiment that can be summed up with this classic gif.
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Connar Green @xencraft.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 15/06/2025
Solidarity with all the expats who braved the rain for the protest in front of the embassy today. Ó dhaonlathas amháin go daonlathas eile, táimid ar do thaobh. Gan ríthe, riamh!
A group of protesters holding signs while standing in the rain in front of the United States Embassy in Dublin, Ireland. One of them has an upside-down flag while another holds a drum, and more are filming the protest.
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Connar Green @xencraft.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 07/06/2025
Connar recommends Predator: Killer of Killers. In particular, the segment titled "The Sword".
S screenshot from Predator: Killer of Killers in which a ninja jumps from one roof to another underneath a full moon in front of Mount Fuji.
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Connar Green @xencraft.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 24/05/2025
@gracelessexit.bsky.social Having carefully considered Secretary Kendall’s point of view and after much critical reflection I have put together a thorough and thoughtful rebuttal to her remarks to be received by the wider marketplace of ideas
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Connar Green @xencraft.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 20/04/2025
Art by emi_boz
A painting of a laughing bee flying away from a burning cityscape, in the upper left-hand corner of the painting is black text that reads, “I am going to “Bee” the whole problem!”
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Connar Green @xencraft.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 07/03/2025
I'm Connar Green, and I approved this message
A tweet from @TheVengeant: Don't let fascists have Satanism. Don't let them take Black Metal. Or punk rock, Norse mythology, anime, video games, hipster beers, the streets, Nothing. Fascists steal cultures, infiltrate movements & try to creep into anything they can. Don't let them have anything.
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Connar Green @xencraft.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 19/02/2025
Bunch of proper lads out on O'Connell Street today
Several elderly gentlemen, stand in front of a crowd of people on O'Connell Street in Dublin Ireland holding a banner that reads "Grandfather against racism"
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Connar Green @xencraft.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 18/02/2025
White House: People with Autism, ADHD, asthma, auto-immune disease, and chronic illness are a dire threat to the American people and our... Me:
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Connar Green @xencraft.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 25/01/2025
Can confrim
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Connar Green @xencraft.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 09/01/2025
The walk home tonight
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Connar Green @xencraft.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 25/12/2024
Happy Christmas to all and to all a good night
 A cozy living room decorated for Christmas. There is a beautifully decorated Christmas tree with colorful lights, a fireplace with stockings hanging from it, and a row of glowing Santa Claus figurines on a table. The room is dimly lit, creating a warm and inviting atmosphere.
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Connar Green @xencraft.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 09/12/2024
The exercise of imagination is dangerous to those who profit from the way things are because it has the power to show that the way things are is not permanent, not universal, not necessary. - Ursula K. Le Guin
A post from kerrielegend: Here's the secret about writing in dark times: You're not just creating stories — you're crafting lifeboats, building shelters, preserving light. Your words today are tomorrow's proof that even in shadow, we dared to imagine brightness. Keep writing. They need your voice.
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Connar Green @xencraft.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 28/11/2024
A screenshot of the previous post for everyone over the bridge
A mastodon point by Connar Green:  Previously: The Fediverse punch bowl shall remain with me until such a time that we can be sure that Mark will not shit in it. 
Me: (talking to a stranger while holding the Fediverse punch bowl) On the one hand, thread makes the Fediverse accessible to everyone on the other Meta is evil and cannot be trusted..hey what’s Mark smiling about. 
Someone yelling from across the room: Everyone stay away from the snake table, someone peed on the nachos! 
Me: (narrows eyes at Mark and clutches the Fediverse more tightly) https://www.npr.org/2024/11/28/g-s1-36123/zuckerberg-dines-with-trump-in-mar-a-lago?utm_source=flipboard&utm_medium=activitypub
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Connar Green @xencraft.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 25/11/2024
The chart has been expanded to include new parties and SF has been changed from Hank Scorpio to Frank Grimes
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Connar Green @xencraft.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 24/11/2024
Saw a reason for hope on the way home
A child poster that says "Ireland is not full!" followed by a smiley face. The post is signed from the Inchicore after school program
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Connar Green @xencraft.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 22/11/2024
We are a week away from the general election and wholeheartedly endorse this message
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Connar Green @xencraft.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 20/11/2024
A quick introduction to Irish politics
A series of Simpsons characters representing the major political parties of Ireland. Fianna Fáil is represented by Mr. Burns, Fine Gael, is Mr. Burns with a mustache, the labor party is represented by Mr. Burns dressed as Jimbo in attempt to appear young. Sinn Féin is represented by Hank Scorpio, The Green party is represented by Gil Gunderson, Renua is represented by Helen Love-Joy, People Before profits and the anti-austerity alliance are represented by Ned Flanders parents and the social democrats are presented by Frank Grimes.
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