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Adam, Graham, Dan & Chris have hacked into GCHQ and retrieved some of their recorded conversations; we present them here for you listening pleasure.

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★★☆☆☆ @twostarpodcast.co.uk · 02/01/2026
Episode 322 – The Famous 2026 Predictions www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2026/01/ep…
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Episode 322 – The Famous 2026 Predictions
Our heroes review their awful 2025 predictions and make even worse 2026 predictions.  You know the drill....
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★★☆☆☆ @twostarpodcast.co.uk · 02/01/2026
Episode 308 – Oh god another double act www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2026/01/ep…
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Episode 308 – Oh god another double act
In which Dan and Adam are permitted to podcast unsupervised, and also it’s a year between us recording this and editing ...
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★★☆☆☆ @twostarpodcast.co.uk · 29/12/2025
Episode 306 – Out of Time www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2025/12/ep…
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Episode 306 – Out of Time
In which our heroes finally get round to editing a podcast from over a year ago.  Sorry about that.  They discuss the sa...
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★★☆☆☆ @twostarpodcast.co.uk · 21/12/2025
Episode 320 – I can’t believe it’s actually a podcast www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2025/12/ep…
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Episode 320 – I can’t believe it’s actually a podcast
In which our heroes discuss classy Greek bestiality, the PG tips monkeh and then have an extended discussions about the ...
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★★☆☆☆ @twostarpodcast.co.uk · 21/06/2025
Episode 319 – WFB (Working From Barge) www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2025/06/__…
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Episode 319 – WFB (Working From Barge)
In which our heroes consider how Wetherspoons might make inroads into the lucrative hospital market. Graham comes to the...
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★★☆☆☆ @twostarpodcast.co.uk · 30/05/2025
Episode 318 – Casting the Discworld www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2025/05/ep…
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Episode 318 – Casting the Discworld
In which our heroes spend over an hour casting the Discworld, despite nobody asking them to. This is incredibly geeky, n...
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★★☆☆☆ @twostarpodcast.co.uk · 16/05/2025
Episode 317 – Freedom of Painting www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2025/05/ep…
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Episode 317 – Freedom of Painting
In which our heroes discuss The White Lotus and its various breasts and testicles. Daniel goes to a weird dating event, ...
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★★☆☆☆ @twostarpodcast.co.uk · 22/04/2025
Episode 316 – Ripe Seafood www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2025/04/ep…
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Episode 316 – Ripe Seafood
In which our heroes talk about meal deals. Graham has some ripe prawns, Chris finds some more hate pebbles, Adam goes to...
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★★☆☆☆ @twostarpodcast.co.uk · 04/04/2025
Episode 315 – Theoretical Paper Sizes www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2025/04/ep…
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Episode 315 – Theoretical Paper Sizes
In which our heroes explore the deep maths of theoretical paper sizes and think about which historical figures they’d li...
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★★☆☆☆ @twostarpodcast.co.uk · 01/04/2025
Episode 313 – The Chris Miles Memorial Episode www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2025/04/ep…
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Episode 313 – The Chris Miles Memorial Episode
In which our heroes mourn the death of their friend Chris. Chris recounts the steps leading up to his death, Graham trie...
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★★☆☆☆ @twostarpodcast.co.uk · 17/03/2025
Episode 310 – The New Adventures of Geezus www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2025/03/ep…
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Episode 310 – The New Adventures of Geezus
In which our heroes consider how much money Fergie made from Budgie the Little Helicopter. Graham has some problematic B...
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★★☆☆☆ @twostarpodcast.co.uk · 14/03/2025
Episode 307 – The Couch to 5k of Flares up Your Bum www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2025/03/ep…
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Episode 307 – The Couch to 5k of Flares up Your Bum
In which our heroes discuss plans to murder our listeners. Chris applies for a fancy job, Adam applies for an unspecifie...
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★★☆☆☆ @twostarpodcast.co.uk · 05/03/2025
Episode 305 – Fancy Fruitcake www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2025/03/ep…
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Episode 305 – Fancy Fruitcake
In which our heroes lament. Incredibly, this low-mood, despair-fest was recorded *before* the US election in November. I...
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★★☆☆☆ @twostarpodcast.co.uk · 31/01/2025
Episode 311 – The Actual Famous Predictions Post www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2025/01/ep…
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Episode 311 – The Actual Famous Predictions Post
In which our heroes review their prognostications from 2024 and look forward to the glorious possibilities offered by 20...
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★★☆☆☆ @twostarpodcast.co.uk · 29/01/2025
Episode 312 – The One Dan Thought Was The Famous Predictions Episode But Isn’t www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2025/01/ep…
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Episode 312 – The One Dan Thought Was The Famous Predictions Episode But Isn’t
In which our heroes discuss the horrors involved in working for a living, discuss how to revamp the world to make a wall...
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★★☆☆☆ @twostarpodcast.co.uk · 30/12/2024
Episode 304 – The Duality of Pod www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2024/12/ep…
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Episode 304 – The Duality of Pod
In which our heroes discuss the horrors of having to actually physically attend a place of employment, laugh at the Tori...
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★★☆☆☆ @twostarpodcast.co.uk · 25/11/2024
Episode 302 – Honestly Who Knows www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2024/11/ep…
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Episode 302 – Honestly Who Knows
Look I edited this weeks ago and got distracted before I managed to upload it.  I then got really self conscious about i...
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★★☆☆☆ @twostarpodcast.co.uk · 08/11/2024
Episode 303 – Big Lads League www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2024/11/ep…
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Episode 303 – Big Lads League
In which our heroes launch the FA Carling Big Lads League. Dan is a DEI hire, Adam is prescribed eye ointment and Chris ...
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★★☆☆☆ @twostarpodcast.co.uk · 30/07/2024
Episode 301 – Play Your Berries Right In which our heroes hide in some wooden horses to invade cities. Graham wields a scythe, Adam spies on his neighbours' ponds and Daniel jizzes out a stream of tiny #owls. www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2024/07/epis...
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Episode 301 - Play Your Berries Right - Two Star Podcast
In which our heroes hide in some wooden horses to invade cities. Graham wields a scythe, Adam spies on his neighbours’ ponds and Daniel jizzes out a stream of tiny owls.
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★★☆☆☆ @twostarpodcast.co.uk · 30/07/2024
Episode 300 – Our Digital Decade In which our heroes have been doing this podcast for TEN YEARS. Thanks for the listens, this episode contains a special song that summarises all the absolute nonsense and topics we've covered in a decade of sub-par #content. www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2024/07/epis...
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Episode 300 - Our Digital Decade - Two Star Podcast
In which our heroes have been doing this podcast for TEN YEARS. Thanks for the listens, this episode contains a special song that summarises all the absolute nonsense and topics we’ve covered in a dec...
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★★☆☆☆ @twostarpodcast.co.uk · 30/07/2024
Episodes 296-299 – Special Election Triple Episode In which our heroes record an extra special triple episode for reasons that shall remain opaque. It is our election special, in which we look forward to the election which has now happened. www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2024/07/epis...
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Episode 295 - AFC His Majesty's Official Opposition - Two Star Podcast
In which our heroes pick their cabinet & shadow cabinet starting XIs. Dan goes to Germany to watch the futbol, Adam skives off work to watch the futbol and Graham doesn’t really care about the futbol.
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★★☆☆☆ @twostarpodcast.co.uk · 30/07/2024
Oops, the postermajigger broke, have some back-episodes.
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★★☆☆☆ @twostarpodcast.co.uk · 02/07/2024
Episode 295 – AFC His Majesty’s Official Opposition In which our heroes pick their cabinet & shadow cabinet starting XIs. Dan goes to Germany to watch the futbol, Adam skives off work to watch the futbol and Graham doesn't really care about the futbol. www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2024/07/epis...
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Episode 295 - AFC His Majesty's Official Opposition - Two Star Podcast
In which our heroes pick their cabinet & shadow cabinet starting XIs. Dan goes to Germany to watch the futbol, Adam skives off work to watch the futbol and Graham doesn’t really care about the futbol.
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★★☆☆☆ @twostarpodcast.co.uk · 20/06/2024
Episode 294 – Dan: Yes or No? In which our heroes discuss the ongoing election campaign, but a few weeks ago before Sunak tanked his support even lower than it was to begin with. Dan has hiccups, Adam shorts Dan and Graham romanticises community service. www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2024/06/epis...
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Episode 294 - Dan: Yes or No? - Two Star Podcast
In which our heroes discuss the ongoing election campaign, but a few weeks ago before Sunak tanked his support even lower than it was to begin with. Dan has hiccups, Adam shorts Dan and Graham romanti...
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★★☆☆☆ @twostarpodcast.co.uk · 20/06/2024
Episode 293 – Killr In which our heroes found an assassination tech startup. Graham looks at islands on Google Maps, Dan applies for jobs in Guam and Adam guesses what language Timotei is from. www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2024/06/epis...
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Episode 293 - Killr - Two Star Podcast
In which our heroes found an assassination tech startup. Graham looks at islands on Google Maps, Dan applies for jobs in Guam and Adam guesses what language Timotei is from.
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★★☆☆☆ @twostarpodcast.co.uk · 20/06/2024
Episode 292 – Full Self Driving In which our heroes play a game based on nepo babies. Graham buys a hoover, Dan applies for a job crash testing cars and Adam confirms Graham is not a racist. www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2024/06/epis...
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Episode 292 - Full Self Driving - Two Star Podcast
In which our heroes play a game based on nepo babies. Graham buys a hoover, Dan applies for a job crash testing cars and Adam confirms Graham is not a racist.
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★★☆☆☆ @twostarpodcast.co.uk · 20/06/2024
Episode 291 – Crimes Against Man And God In which our heroes are irrelevant. Adam stops being a dickhead, Daniel once again refuses to start on OnlyFans and Graham doesn't really contribute anything of value but hey, they can't all be classic episodes. www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2024/06/epis...
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Episode 291 - Crimes Against Man And God - Two Star Podcast
In which our heroes are irrelevant. Adam stops being a dickhead, Daniel once again refuses to start on OnlyFans and Graham doesn’t really contribute anything of value but hey, they can’t all be classi...
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★★☆☆☆ @twostarpodcast.co.uk · 31/05/2024
We have a Blue Sky now. We understand this is where all the millennials who think they're still young people hang out, and that is very much our vibe.
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