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Toil And Trouble Media @toilandtroublemedia.com · 18h
Never confuse theater with facts. TnT
A meme combining text and a photo from a congressional hearing.
The top portion contains dialogue in bold black text on a white background:
Eric Schmitt: “Did you or did you not fall in love with a Native American woman who could talk to willow trees and paint with all the colors of the wind?”
Jack Smith: “That was John Smith.”
Below, a photo shows two men in suits seated at a hearing table with microphones. The man on the left, wearing a red‑and‑white striped tie, appears to be speaking, while the man on the right, labeled Mr. Jack Smith, looks serious and attentive.
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Toil And Trouble Media @toilandtroublemedia.com · 02/10/2026
Reading is fundamental. Exhibit A. TnT
A screenshot of a social media exchange on a dark background.
The first post is by french3683, whose profile picture shows a man holding a guitar. His comment reads:
“Explain... If I owe $12 my child cannot get a library card, but I can sneak my family across your border, and we get health care and voting rights that Americans don't get? I'll wait.”
Below it are reaction icons showing 298 likes, 3K comments, 19 reposts, and 8 shares.The second reply is from stevehofstetter, a verified user with a profile photo of a smiling man in glasses against an orange background. His response says:
“This post makes it clear that you do not have a library card.”
It has 26K likes, 106 comments, 64 reposts, and 29 shares.
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Toil And Trouble Media @toilandtroublemedia.com · 01/10/2026
They may not meet the work requirements, but they did find time to increase yours. Hope you enjoy the eggs and Pop-Tarts. TnT
A meme with a scenic background showing a waterfall cascading down a tall mountain surrounded by forest and blue sky. Overlaid in bold white text with a black outline, the message reads:
“Congress hasn’t worked enough in 2026 to meet Snap Benefit work requirements.
In case you’re wondering who the welfare queens are.”
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Toil And Trouble Media @toilandtroublemedia.com · 30/09/2026
I'm betting it didn't make it in the essay either. TnT
A black‑and‑white photo of a roaring bear mascot at a sports stadium, mouth open and teeth visible, with a crowd blurred in the background. Overlaid at the bottom is bold white text on a black rectangle that reads:
“If the Cornell 7 wrote ‘FREE PALESTINE’ in the frat‑chat, it would have brought tougher consequences than ‘FREE P*SSY’ did.”
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Toil And Trouble Media @toilandtroublemedia.com · 29/09/2026
Here's your reminder. Pass it on! TnT
A dark gray background with bright, multicolored text in a bold serif font. The message reads:
“It’s a beautiful day to check early voting dates in your state.”
Each word is in a different color—blue, yellow, orange, pink, purple, and green—creating a cheerful rainbow effect.
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Toil And Trouble Media @toilandtroublemedia.com · 28/09/2026
It's easy to confuse nowadays TnT
A handwritten note on white paper in dark blue ink. The text reads:
“Someone asked if I was ready for the fall and it took me a second to realize they meant autumn and not the total collapse of society.”
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Toil And Trouble Media @toilandtroublemedia.com · 27/09/2026
A minimalist graphic with a solid black background. At the top center, white text reads NAACP. Below, three identical lines repeat the phrase JUSTICE FOR NOLAN WELLS. In each line, the word “JUSTICE” appears in bold yellow handwritten script, while “FOR NOLAN WELLS” is in white sans‑serif capital letters. On the third line, a red underline emphasizes “NOLAN WELLS.”
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Toil And Trouble Media @toilandtroublemedia.com · 26/09/2026
Nolan Wells deserves justice. TnT
D.L. Hughley appears in black‑and‑white, wearing glasses and a hat, resting his chin on his hand thoughtfully. To his right, white and red text reads:
“America has more compassion for a woman that killed 3 of her kids than for a woman who wants to find out what happened to hers!” — D.L. Hughley.
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Toil And Trouble Media @toilandtroublemedia.com · 25/09/2026
American democracy: The Weekend at Bernie's edition. TnT
A meme showing two social media posts on a black background. The first post, from Crow (@just_a_random_crow), has a purple gradient background and reads in all caps: “WITHOUT ASKING QUESTIONS WHATS THE BEST WAY TO DISPOSE OF BODY??” The second post, from Rachel C. Mahaffey (@rachel_writes_books), responds: “Put it in a suit and leave it at the entrance to Congress. Someone will wheel it in and give it the ability to decide on new laws.”
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Toil And Trouble Media @toilandtroublemedia.com · 24/09/2026
We regret to announce that the bear question now requires a clarifying question. TnT
A meme combining a wildlife photo and a social media post. The background shows two brown bears standing in a forest with autumn-colored trees and green foliage. Overlaid in the upper right corner is a black text box from user gertrude.peebles, timestamped “7h.” The post reads:
“When I say I'd choose the bear, I don't mean in the way Kash Patel's department would choose the bear.
I want to specify.”
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Toil And Trouble Media @toilandtroublemedia.com · 23/09/2026
I'm ready! 🤭 TnT
A meme combining a tweet and a cartoon image. The tweet is from The Crushinator (@Big_mood_energy) and reads:
“Conservatives: Leftists want the post office to deliver free weed and gay porn directly to your home.
Leftists:”
Below the tweet is a still from SpongeBob SquarePants showing SpongeBob holding binoculars and Patrick writing on a notepad beside a campfire. The caption on the cartoon says: “Write that down, write that down!”
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Toil And Trouble Media @toilandtroublemedia.com · 22/09/2026
The moral of the story, kids: Hire qualified leaders or get hauled in front of Congress to be grilled about beastiality. TnT
A screenshot of a social media post by user lizwarrenaustin, timestamped “4h,” on a black background with white text. The post reads:
“Number of Haitian immigrants eating dogs: zero
Number of Republicans and/or FBI recruits f●cking dogs: not zero.”
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Toil And Trouble Media @toilandtroublemedia.com · 21/09/2026
He didn't ask you to follow him-follow anyway. Subscribe to My Lifecoach is a Cat and join the Order of Fluffananda on Patreon and Substack at www.patreon.com/ToilandTroub... substack.com/@thebirddegree And fill his bowl on your way out. TnT #toilandtroublemedia #thebirddegree
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Toil And Trouble Media @toilandtroublemedia.com · 21/09/2026
We were bound to agree on something, my sweet bitches. TnT
A screenshot of a tweet by Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) with a verified checkmark and a “Subscribe” button. The tweet reads:
“Q: China is one of the most repressive countries for journalists in the world—
TRUMP: Well, I don't know about that. I think we're repressive also.”
Below the text is a photo of Donald Trump seated at a desk in the Oval Office, wearing a navy suit, white shirt, and red tie, surrounded by people in formal attire. The tweet timestamp shows “3:22 PM · 18 Sep 26 · 849K Views.”
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Toil And Trouble Media @toilandtroublemedia.com · 20/09/2026
It's not her, bro. It's definitely you. 🤭 TnT
A meme with a black background and a logo at the top reading “#THE INTROVERT FORTRESS” featuring a stylized purple‑orange wolf head. Below, a photo shows two armed officers wearing tactical gear labeled “POLICE ICE,” face coverings, and dark clothing standing in a pastel pink laundry room. Behind them, a smiling woman dressed in a bright blue and white vintage‑style maid outfit kneels beside a washing machine, holding laundry. The wall has a neon sign that says “LAUNDRY,” with shelves and baskets around her. Beneath the image, white text reads:
TACTICAL ERROR
“When an armed enforcement agency has to run to the FBI for protection against dating apps, their manufactured dominance is officially broken.”
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Toil And Trouble Media @toilandtroublemedia.com · 19/09/2026
Or a child r@pist He deserves jail time-not a podium. TnT
A meme featuring a photo of Donald Trump speaking at a podium with the Seal of the President of the United States. He is wearing a dark suit, white shirt, and red tie, gesturing with one hand while speaking into a microphone. Behind him are an American flag, a framed painting, and bookshelves. Above the photo, white text on a black background reads:
“@acnewsitics
Wow, since he changed the name of a lake, I totally forgot he's a rapist, convicted felon, fraud, con man, and a draft‑dodging piece of garbage.”
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Toil And Trouble Media @toilandtroublemedia.com · 18/09/2026
No excuses. No exceptions. No genocide. Free Palestine. TnT
A minimalist graphic with a solid black background and bold cream-colored text centered in the image. The upper portion reads in smaller capital letters: “TWO WORDS WE’LL ALWAYS BE PROUD TO SAY:” and below, in much larger, bold serif font, “FREE PALESTINE.”
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Toil And Trouble Media @toilandtroublemedia.com · 17/09/2026
Couldn't help myself 🤭 TnT
A social media post from Krassenstein on Substack. The caption reads: “Stop making fun of Trump’s hair or else there will be hell toupée.” Below the text is a photo of Donald Trump walking on an airport tarmac, wearing a dark suit, white shirt, and bright yellow tie. His hair appears to be lifted by the wind as if it is one piece. Beside him, a uniformed Air Force officer stands at attention, saluting. The meme uses a pun on “hell to pay” and “toupee”
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Toil And Trouble Media @toilandtroublemedia.com · 16/09/2026
I bet he washes his hands too. 😖 TnT
A social media post with a red gradient background and white text. At the top left is a small circular profile photo of a person wearing a dark cap, next to the username @crunchyrugger. The post reads:
“i am beginning to think that the head of the iranian military wasn’t a part time news host 15 months ago.”
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Toil And Trouble Media @toilandtroublemedia.com · 15/09/2026
Behold! The Art of the Deal! 🤣 TnT
A rectangular image with a gradient blue background transitioning from light blue at the top left to darker blue at the bottom right. Centered white text reads: “If Democrats flip the House and Senate everyone will get a $10,000 dividend, and a pony, and free ice cream for life.” In the bottom right corner is a small green square icon with a stylized pen symbol.
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Toil And Trouble Media @toilandtroublemedia.com · 14/09/2026
He didn't ask you to follow him-follow anyway. Subscribe to My Lifecoach is a Cat and join the Order of Fluffananda. substack.com/@thebirddegree And fill his bowl on your way out. TnT #mylifecoachisacat #toilandtroublemedia #thebirddegree #OrderOfFluffananda
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Toil And Trouble Media @toilandtroublemedia.com · 14/09/2026
He told the press it "wasn't that interesting to me." He's a doctor. So the guy who goes to the lengths of suing patients to collect medical debt doesn't think holding those who assault children is worth pursuing or even publicly mentioning. Priorities revealed. TnT
Black‑and‑white photo of U.S. Senator Roger Marshall standing indoors in a suit and tie, looking slightly to his left. The background shows ornate trim and a doorway. Overlaid bold text reads: “ROGER MARSHALL VOTED TO BLOCK THE RELEASE OF THE EPSTEIN FILES,” with “EPSTEIN FILES” highlighted in red.
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Toil And Trouble Media @toilandtroublemedia.com · 13/09/2026
Sounds about right TnT
A meme featuring comedian Dan Mintz standing on stage with a microphone against a blue background. White text beside him reads:
“I’m not usually religious, but one time I was on a plane that was going through some really frightening and violent turbulence. So, I immediately began taking rights away from gay people. — Dan Mintz.”
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Toil And Trouble Media @toilandtroublemedia.com · 12/09/2026
Truly hair-raising 🤭 TnT
 meme showing a light brown guinea pig walking on grass and small stones. The guinea pig has a stick balanced across its back with a red‑and‑white checkered cloth tied to the end, resembling a traveler’s bundle. The caption below reads: “Donald Trump’s hair finally runs off to seek a better life.”
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Toil And Trouble Media @toilandtroublemedia.com · 11/09/2026
This Just In: White House Submits Proof of Trump's Harrowing 9/11 Rescue TnT
Two firefighters in full tan turnout gear with reflective stripes and helmets stand indoors, each holding one side of a man dressed in a white bathrobe. The man, identified as Donald Trump, is being carried horizontally, his legs bent and arms resting across his chest, looking directly at the camera. The background shows a pink wall with floral wallpaper.
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Toil And Trouble Media @toilandtroublemedia.com · 10/09/2026
Sounds about right 🤭 TnT
A meme showing cartoon characters Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble from The Flintstones, both wearing white firefighter uniforms and red helmets, standing side by side against a simple blue background with palm trees and hills. White text at the top reads “BREAKING NEWS –” and below them, the caption says: “The two firefighters who carried Donald Trump to safety from a collapsing building on September 11th have been identified.”
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Toil And Trouble Media @toilandtroublemedia.com · 09/09/2026
Meh, another fake picture of Mitch McConnell. He hasn't had this much color in his face in years 🤭 TnT
A meme showing a close‑up digital rendering of a pinkish‑red worm‑like creature with a circular mouth lined with sharp, pointed teeth. The background is dark, emphasizing the creature’s ridged body and gaping mouth. Below the image, white text on a black background reads:
“Russian scientists defrosted several prehistoric worms, which were frozen in Arctic permafrost for around 40,000 years, and two of them woke up. After thawing, the two worms began moving and eating. One is estimated to be about 32,000 years old, while the other is Mitch McConnell.”
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Toil And Trouble Media @toilandtroublemedia.com · 08/09/2026
And he gave himself a waistline! 🤣 TnT
A social media post from BrooklynDad_Defiant! (@mmpadellan) on X.com. The text reads:
“When someone who never served, and actually pretended to have bone spurs to hide from serving, posts AI slop with him posing as a veteran in uniform, is that considered ‘stolen valor?’ Asking for those who actually DID serve, and their families.”Below the text is an AI‑generated image of Donald Trump wearing a decorated U.S. military uniform with medals, ribbons, and a star‑covered cap, standing in front of an American flag. Military police and other uniformed figures appear behind him.
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Toil And Trouble Media @toilandtroublemedia.com · 07/09/2026
But what HAS increased are: The cost of groceries The cost of basic housing The costs of bare minimum healthcare and the Federal Poverty Rate TnT
A bold white text message on a solid red background. The centered text reads: “Labor Day is a perfect time to remember that Congress hasn’t raised the federal minimum wage in 17 years.”
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Toil And Trouble Media @toilandtroublemedia.com · 06/09/2026
Next stop: Hypocrisy. TnT
A screenshot of a social media post by B Scott Bean (@bscottbean) on a black background with white text. The post reads:
“‘I don’t want them coming in and trying to change our culture,’ my Mormon mom, speaking specifically about Muslim immigrants, during our drive to Costco.
‘So what do your missionaries do, then?’ I asked.
It was a silent car ride the rest of the way.”
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Toil And Trouble Media @toilandtroublemedia.com · 05/09/2026
We need diplomacy and leadership. We got a lunatic with a Sharpie. TnT
A meme featuring Dr. Evil and his henchmen from the Austin Powers movies laughing maniacally inside the Oval Office. The room shows gold curtains, the U.S. flag, and a portrait of George Washington. Over the image, yellow text reads: “And if they won’t give in to our demands… then we will… RENAME BODIES OF WATER NEAR THEM! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.”
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Toil And Trouble Media @toilandtroublemedia.com · 04/09/2026
Oh, Canada! ❤️🇨🇦❤️ TnT
A meme showing two social media posts on a dark gray background. The first post is from Matt Gaetz (@mattgaetz) with a verified checkmark and reads: “I’m glad Trump is standing up to Canada.” The second post is a reply from Dean Blundell (@ItsDeanBlundell), also verified and displaying a Canadian flag emoji, which says: “You raped a minor. Numerous times. And Venmo’d them for the pleasure. Canada doesn’t give a fuck about what you think.”
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Toil And Trouble Media @toilandtroublemedia.com · 03/09/2026
Enough said. TnT
A blurred background of bookshelves and stacked books in a warmly lit library. Over the image, white text reads: “As you send the kiddos off to school, remember: Creating pornographic AI images of your child is now legal. And Trump wants more data centers for AI. Toilandtroublemedia.com.”
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Toil And Trouble Media @toilandtroublemedia.com · 02/09/2026
Nope. This is basic arithmetic, buddy. But don't feel bad, Carlos. The rich people will be okay. TnT
A screenshot of two social media posts on a black background with white text. The first post is by Carlos Gil (@carlosgil83) and reads: “NOW I SEE WHY SO MANY PARENTS ARE HOMESCHOOLING… Got emails from my kids’ teachers this morning: ‘Hi, nice to meet you! Here’s my Amazon link to buy supplies for my classroom. See you Monday!’ Someone explain why PARENTS pay taxes AND THEN are expected to fund basic classroom supplies too?” The second post, by The Homeschool Apologist (@hs.apologist), replies: “Because more voters — including parents — vote for Republicans who cut funding for education. It’s not rocket science.”
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Toil And Trouble Media @toilandtroublemedia.com · 01/09/2026
This guy gets an A+ TnT
A black background with white text showing a satirical post attributed to @JohnFugelsang. The text reads: “My dad was a public school teacher; and he always said the toughest parts of the job were: 1. Having to pay for your own classroom chalk, and 2. Performing gender‑reassignment surgeries during class hours w/out parents finding out.”
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Toil And Trouble Media @toilandtroublemedia.com · 31/08/2026
He didn't ask you to follow him-follow anyway. Subscribe to My Lifecoach is a Cat and join the Order of Fluffananda. www.patreon.com/ToilandTroub... And fill his bowl on your way out. TnT #mylifecoachisacat #toilandtroublemedia #thebirddegree #OrderOfFluffananda
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Toil And Trouble Media @toilandtroublemedia.com · 31/08/2026
Setting phasers to stupid, Captain. TnT.
A vintage comic‑style illustration parodying Star Trek. The top panel shows Spock with a serious expression saying, “Captain, everyone is suffering and miserable.” Below him, Captain Kirk looks weary and replies, “Let’s rename a lake!”
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Toil And Trouble Media @toilandtroublemedia.com · 30/08/2026
Its time to rotate the stock, my bitches. TnT
A meme featuring a photo of U.S. Senator Mitch McConnell wearing glasses, a suit, and a tie, looking slightly startled against a dark background. Above the image, bold black text on a white background reads: “Mitch McConnell is the only vegetable the FDA hasn’t recalled.”
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Toil And Trouble Media @toilandtroublemedia.com · 29/08/2026
Mic dropped, eh 🎤 TnT
A photo taken outside the White House shows a wooden sign planted in the grass. The sign is painted with the Canadian flag at the top — a red maple leaf between two red bars — and below it, black block letters read: “CANADA DECLARES POTUS STANDS FOR PEDOPHILE OF THE UNITED STATES.”
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Toil And Trouble Media @toilandtroublemedia.com · 28/08/2026
Oh, Canada! ❤️🇨🇦❤️ TnT
A humorous edited photo showing three construction workers in orange safety vests and hard hats standing beside a road next to a large body of water, with a white utility truck and lift equipment nearby. The lift is holding up a green highway sign that reads “LAKE EPSTEIN FILES,” covering the original sign underneath that says “LAKE ONTARIO.” The scene appears staged or digitally altered to create a satirical joke referencing conspiracy theories about Jeffrey Epstein’s files. The sky is overcast, and the workers seem to be casually talking or taking notes.
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Toil And Trouble Media @toilandtroublemedia.com · 27/08/2026
Can't unsee it, can you? 🤭 TnT
A side‑by‑side meme comparing two women with similar appearances. The left photo shows Ivanka Trump wearing a sleeveless white dress, labeled “Ivanka.” The right photo shows Natalie Harp, also blonde and wearing a sleeveless white dress with a black collar, labeled “Natalie.” Above both images, bold white text with a black outline reads “JUST SAYIN’.”
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Toil And Trouble Media @toilandtroublemedia.com · 26/08/2026
You know this is most definitely NOT what he signed on for. TnT
A meme showing a photo of Mark Carney, the current Prime Minister of Canada, standing in front of two Canadian flags with a serious expression. The text above the image reads: “When you have economics degrees from Harvard and Oxford, have run the central banks of two countries, then have to negotiate with an idiot who tariffs penguins.” In the bottom right corner is a red‑and‑white logo reading “MiC.”
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Toil And Trouble Media @toilandtroublemedia.com · 25/08/2026
Nailed it. 🎯 TnT
A black background graphic with bold white and yellow text quoting Hunter Biden. The quote reads: “My dad, at 80, secretly flew to Poland and took a 10‑hour train into an active war zone in Kyiv. Donald Trump hid his fat ass in a catering truck and brought his work wife instead of the guy with the nuclear codes.” The phrases “80,” “10‑hour train,” “fat ass,” “work wife,” and “nuclear codes” are highlighted in yellow for emphasis. The quote ends with a yellow signature‑style line reading “— Hunter Biden.”
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Toil And Trouble Media @toilandtroublemedia.com · 24/08/2026
He didn't ask you to follow him-follow anyway. Subscribe to My Lifecoach is a Cat and join the Order of Fluffananda. www.patreon.com/ToilandTroub... And fill his bowl on your way out. TnT #mylifecoachisacat #toilandtroublemedia #thebirddegree #OrderOfFluffananda
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Toil And Trouble Media @toilandtroublemedia.com · 24/08/2026
And with that, my addiction is evidence-based! 🤭 TnT
Right now, chocolate is good for you and lettuce can kill you. I've been training for this my whole life
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Toil And Trouble Media @toilandtroublemedia.com · 23/08/2026
Whatever indeed! 😱 TnT
A screenshot of a tweet from Peter Daou (@peterdaou) on a dark blue background. His profile picture shows a grayscale headshot of him wearing a dark jacket. The tweet reads: “I’m nervous. What if we move #TooFarLeft and working people get healthcare, we deal with the climate crisis, college is free, housing is affordable, and there are no more billionaires while kids go hungry? Whatever will we do?”
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Toil And Trouble Media @toilandtroublemedia.com · 23/08/2026
Medializard is the embodiment of all the media industry-in scaley kaiju form. He's one of the Systemic Lizards I write about on The Bird Degree. If you ever wondered why it feels like you are living inside a bad sci-fi movie, now you know. Find more here substack.com/@thebirddegr... TnT
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Toil And Trouble Media @toilandtroublemedia.com · 22/08/2026
Unless you'd believe he was the messiah. Then you'd buy his crypto TnT
A screenshot of a tweet from Alex Cole (@acnewsitics) on a dark blue Twitter background. His profile picture shows a man wearing glasses, a dark beanie, and a jacket. The tweet reads: “Admit it. If some dude covered in makeup and hairspray sat next to you on a bench and told you windmills cause cancer, and that we had airports in 1775, and that he'd ‘aced’ a cognitive test, you'd slowly get up and back away...”
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Toil And Trouble Media @toilandtroublemedia.com · 21/08/2026
The bull$hit is strong with the dark side. TnT
A two‑panel meme using a scene from Star Wars: A New Hope. In both panels, Grand Moff Tarkin (played by Peter Cushing) and another Imperial officer stand in the Death Star’s control room, lit by vertical white panels. In the top panel, the officer asks, “Sir, should we evacuate?” In the bottom panel, Tarkin replies, “Don’t be ridiculous. We have a Ballroom.”
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Toil And Trouble Media @toilandtroublemedia.com · 20/08/2026
Just saying... TnT
Bold yellow text on a black background reads: “SAILORS WERE NOT TRYING TO JUMP OVERBOARD AND FORCED TO EAT ROTTEN FOOD ON AN EXTENDED DEPLOYMENT WHEN THE ‘DEI HIRES’ WERE IN CHARGE AT THE PENTAGON.” At the bottom, a small circular logo with “USDS” appears next to a yellow rectangle containing the words “U.S. DEMOCRATIC SOCIALISTS.” The
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